#debs au

[sapphicneige]

You're a Slut, Bea... A Gay Slut - Chapter 1: demanding my mind be set free (from wanting the things i don’t need)

Summary:

There is a secret test, hidden within the SAT. This test does not measure a student’s aptitude at reading, writing, and arithmetic. It measures a student’s innate ability to lie, cheat, fight, and kill. Those who score well are recruited into a secret paramilitary academy. Some call them seductresses. Some call them spies. Fools call them innocent. They call themselves N.U.N.S.

(Or, the Warrior Nun D.E.B.S. AU)

Words: 3,455 Main Relationships: AvaTrice Rating: M

Fic:

[thatmexisaurusrex]

The Red Herring Date

So, I put the D.E.B.S. AU I posted on here on AO3. Idk if anyone else wants it, but I love it so a little push got me to fold and do it haha. Enjoy! 🥰

The Red Herring Date

| Pairing: HenRen | Rated: T | WC: 4.8K |

Summary: Henrietta "Hen" Wilson is the top of her class at the secretive D.E.B.S. Academy. She may or may not have a huge crush on mysterious supervillain Karen Mars. Karen Mars has been in a love funk for the past two years after being dumped hard. She's only agreeing to this date because her favorite henchman insists.

Excerpt:

“Wow, Karen Mars, she’s…” Hen started, staring at. At Karen Mars. She and her other D.E.B.S. were up in the scaffolding of the restaurant Les Deux Amours. Stakeouts usually proved to be boring. But. But Hen found herself transfixed on Karen Mars. Karen. Who might have been the most gorgeous woman Hen had ever seen? With beautiful braids, with the best figure, with a wonderful black pantsuit on that looked fantastic on her. Karen. Who was currently on what looked to be a date with a certain freelance pilot. And. Hen couldn’t seem to look away from it. Well. Maybe that was good for the mission. They were supposed to be on a stakeout. “She’s what?” asked Chimney, because Hen never finished her sentence. “Real,” breathed Hen, “I – I never thought I’d see her in person.” And. Hen just kept staring at her.

READ THE REST ON AO3!

[kittynomore]

dannie has acquired new babies

Teb au by @alicat54c

The eldest brother by @debb987

[speakofthedebbie]

"who you gonna call?"

blitzø and millie: GHOSTFUCKERS! (moxxie: BUSTERS)

moxxie: no, guys, its ghostbusters, not fuckers-

blitzø: nope, ghostfuckers. christ, moxxie, read the script

moxxie: *reads the script*

moxxie:

moxxie: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME-

@lifea16

[ostaramaclay]

Me and @ghostlyaugustine just finished writing our new AU fic 'Staged', set during the Dexter S4 finale The Getaway. We wanted to answer the question; what if it had been Deb?

Please check it out, and let us know what you think!

[pabustenyuku]

05.23

[luthordamnvers]

Feeling the weight of the sun (Here we come, blue and green)

[Complete] Rating: M || Language: English || Chapters: 8/8 || Words: 80K || No Superpowers AU

Criminal Mastermind Lena Luthor has returned to the States, after almost a year since the last time she was spotted. DEO team Argo One has to discover why is she back, what is her next move and figure out a way to stop her before is too late.

[hatchet-handle]

Soooo how did Alice and Deb meet if Deb’s not a clan cat? (If they meet at all lol) and what’s Deb up to?

ChiveClan borders a little cottage :)

in the TGWDLM timeline, Algaepaw and Deb plan to run away together to permanently live in HatchClan. Unfortunately, Stonesong’s Curse (The Apotheosis) takes hold just as they do…

[possum-quesadilla]

For now, here is the plan for the next few chapters of LoopJuice and the start of DeadBug/CorpseJuice! (Subject to change due to inspiration, lack of time/energy etc)

- Chapter 8 of Time’s Arrow, “October passed me by just like any month”! It is fun and centers around Halloween and Beetlejuice’s birthday. (Also the aftermath of the last chapter…)

- Chapter 9 of Time’s Arrow, possibly titled “I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel, I am all the things they might have said to you”

- Then, “You and I Will Always Be Back Then”, the standalone bad ending AU to LoopJuice!

- Then, perhaps, the first chapter of DeadBug/CorpseJuice, maybe titled “Your body may be gone, I'm gonna carry you in, In my head, in my heart, in my soul” !

- Then Chapter 10 of Time’s Arrow, which does not yet have a title! Oooo, it’s a POV pivot back to Lydia!

Then whatever order I feel inspired/energized enough to write them in after that, through to the end of Time’s Arrow!

[sweetly-deb]

Fresh Start

Deb couldn't believe what had happened to her today. Being almost eaten by a giant, slobbering, hungry thing and then... praised and given power, being given a second chance... The switch up boggled her mind, but she was more than thankful for the opportunity to show her worth. To prove how powerful she really, actually could be.

But... how? What was she supposed to do now?

Frustratingly, that was a difficult question to answer. Rome wasn't built in a day, and Deb barely knew where to start building her empire. She knew that if she wanted to be noticed, she had to get out there and show off. But how? And where? And would anyone even listen to her? The pageant was an easy choice, but that would be boring. She wanted more.

Sighing, Deb closes her bedroom door and shoulders off her backpack, tossing it next to her desk chair. She plops face-first onto her bed, knocking something off of the blankets. It hits the floor with a soft rattle, and Deb's head lifts.

A copy of Mean Girls lays on the floor in it's case. She'd been watching it the other night, mostly because she was working on an art project dedicated to the moral of the movie-- the importance of being yourself over being powerful. But... a new idea was taking hold, as Deb sits up and tucks a piece of hair behind her ear.

'Make us proud, Deb.'

Leaning over, she snatches her laptop from her bag and opens it, her fingers flying on the keyboard. The Yearbook Club has been barely hanging on for years, especially now that the sports teams have their own photography. Deb could very easily take over the committee, her mom would be more than willing to fund something like the Yearbook Club Committee, and with that sort of social standing... That would be enough to start. More than enough to begin talking to people, and that's the foot in the door Deb really needed.

And so the work begins. She would make them proud. She would make everyone proud.

And... Max Jaegerman had left quite the power vacuum in death...

OOC:

Hello!! This is the intro post for the current AU: The Mean Girl Deb AU!

If you want to participate lemme know!! I have some ideas already but I'm still working on them/building this au, so please bare with me!!

Feel free to reach out! <3

taglist for blogs involved (sorry if this is annoying, I can remove you if you would like !! this is also so that everyone sees the "beginning" of deb's decline into mean girl)

@summon-us-once-summon-us-twice , @iam-stephanielauter , @the-chasity-power-hour

[hiero-green]

Fuck it. Merman Dexter AU. Why not

[sapphicneige]

You're a Slut, Bea... A Gay Slut - Chapter 2: Something’s Goin’ Down

Summary:

There is a secret test, hidden within the SAT. This test does not measure a student’s aptitude at reading, writing, and arithmetic. It measures a student’s innate ability to lie, cheat, fight, and kill. Those who score well are recruited into a secret paramilitary academy. Some call them seductresses. Some call them spies. Fools call them innocent. They call themselves N.U.N.S.

(Or, the Warrior Nun D.E.B.S. AU)

Words: 10,868 Main Relationships: AvaTrice Rating: M

Fic:

[chickened-out-noodle]

Connection?

Charlotte Sweetly honestly didn't know how to connect with her sister anymore. Deb was a lot different than she was when they were both kids, and especially now that she'd started doing pageants. Mama said that it was good for Deb, that it'd teach her manners and she could get herself a good husband like she found Sam for Charlotte.

Charlotte didn't know about all that.

"Hey, Deb." She tried, tone soft and unsure. She leaned against the doorway of her younger sister's room, taking in the band posters and tapestries on the walls while pointedly avoiding the pitiful figure slumped against brightly colored pillows.

"Hi." Deb doesn't move from where she'd curled up on the windowsill seat, staring out into the yard. She answers the question Charlotte was trying to ask: "Alice is moving to Clivesdale."

"What? That can't be true, Bill isn't moving to Clivesdale of all places!" She tries to remember if he had mentioned anything about moving, but draws a blank. No, he would never move to Clivesdale, he hated that town.

"Bill and Molly are getting a divorce."

"Ah." Charlotte says. "I see."

"This is the worst year of my life."

Charlotte enters the room, sitting on Deb's bed and patting the seat next to her. Her sister gets up, moving to sit on the bed. There is a moment of quiet, as the two sit in silence. Finally, Charlotte breaks the silence.

"I know this isn't what you wanted, Deb. I'm sorry. The good news is, you have a year and then you get to define who you are." Charlotte knows that's not entirely the truth. She tries not to grimace. "You want to go to art school, right? One more year."

Deb just leans against Charlotte, not offering a response.

[kittynomore]

all together now

teb au by @alicat54c

the eldest brother by @debb987

[speakofthedebbie]

since @justawasteoftime1122 was so receptive to it you guys get a look at the collection description for my HazActors au below the cut. as a treat. [this for authors note] (also slight valentino apologist but its because hes only an asshole for the camera. still hate him) {also this is my first time sharing my writing be nice lol}

There were many rules at Helluva-Haz Studios [im working on it okay]. Most intended to keep employees safe, due to the nature of the shows. On the Hazbin side of things, there were 3 unspoken rules:

An actor is not [no underline lol] their character. (The amount of death threats Valentino the Actor got, especially after the first batch of episodes, was getting ridiculous. So was the fact they had to specify Valentino the Actor.)

Fact ≠ Fiction (Though Lilith and Lucifer did find it very funny to bicker like a divorced couple. The fact they were openly shipped and encouraged to get together? Not as much.)

If you see Angel and Cherri approaching you with a microphone and camera respectively, get ready to be saddled with answering Pride's burning questions about life outside the show. (Sinners were much too interested in what people did behind closed doors.)

[carrythispictureforluck]

[Sirius and Regulus taking a road trip]

Sirius: Alright show me the map you're hoarding

Regulus: Well I don't want to drive around aimlessly! *pulls map from pocket*

*Sirius takes map and scans it*

Sirius: I know where we're going!

Regulus: Where?

Sirius: You'll love it *scrunches up map*

Regulus: YOU'RE FOLDING IT WRONG

Sirius: Is it smaller?

Regulus: Yes but-

Sirius: Then I folded it right. Let's go!