#debate ass-kicking

[pygartheangel]

[suncrat]

Those meddling kids

[xokaus]

i need something like dave lizewski’s gf with really big boobs and he is veeery obssesed with it and cant stand without touch them, lick them, play with them… and yk, maybe fucks them ;)

꒰ too hot. dave lizewski ⊹ smut, eighteen plus. twitter link warning. not really taken requests rn but this was too goood.

summer has been killing him. it isn’t the hot weather or the fact he’s showered more than twice today already, but the fact the hotter the days become, the more sheer and small your shirts get. don’t get him wrong, he adores the look of your breasts in sheer shirts, especially when you discard your bra elsewhere after a long day, allowing his darting eyes to see the perk of your nipples. but, he likes the shirts a little too much—he nearly always finds himself breathing heavily, cock jumping and twitching at the sight of you no matter where he is.

he isn’t new to seeing them, touching, sucking, but he is new to the feeling of fucking them. of course he’s thought about it. the soft, squishy balls of fat feeling amazing in his hands so to imagine them wrapped around his cock burdens his mind constantly. but, he hadn’t expected this: his cock head a roaring pink as he drills his cock in between your breast in your pretty swim suit top. trembling, whining above you as you hold them together for him, praises spilling from your lips.

“you’re so good for me.”

“want you to come for me. just for me.”

he’s not sure how you persuaded him into getting on top of you, but he can’t help but feel embarrassed by the position. his cheeks a soft pink, hair messy, forehead sweaty and sticky just like your tits. he can feel himself becoming sensitive, his legs slightly shaking from it.

“please, please, please— aah, please,” he whines, eyes shut in pleasure. he’s unsure of completely why he’s pleading and what for, his head too focused on how close he is to put it together. before he can even mumble to tell you he’s about to cum, strings of cum shot from his tip onto your face, tits and bathing suit top.

“dav, that was favorite top,” you playfully frown.

[ricky-mortis]

Richie doodles bc my two current WIPs are actively trying to murder me dead.

Feat. my trans + hard of hearing HCs

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

the trio redesigns or something idk

[mugiwara-lucy]

She ripped his ass UP! 🥊

Women are PISSED OFF RIGHTFULLY about Roe v Wade being overturned and will vote accordingly in November 😤

[sher-ee]

[mechadeath]

can you draw another talkshow boy peice *blink blink blink*

i think about your gold tape peice so much

my words flow sweet like dairymilk chocolate

[poryqons]

cant get it off my mind but im still fuckin malding the green arms werent fuckin wings dude. like idk bout you but i think i would've passed out from pogging too hard if he just fucking grew green wings during the fight

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #103

We have seen fics where Tony attends Peter's "Parents' Evening," sometimes surprising Peter, always embarrassing him a little and protecting him a lot

However, consider: students are not always required to join their parents at the first such event of the year, "Back to School Night"

This event is more for parents and guardians to get to the know the school, meet the teachers, and learn the kinds of things their kids will be expected to do in the upcoming year. Many kids send their parents to school with just a bell schedule and opt to stay home

Fic where May can't attend Peter's "Back to School Night." Peter's like, "Eh, whatever. It's not required so who cares."

But, May still kind of wants to know what's what at the school? And she doesn't want Peter's brand new teachers to get the wrong impression, like he doesn't have any adults willing to show up and represent him in the school community. So, she reaches out to a certain billionaire.

Completely unbeknownst to Peter, Tony Stark attends his "Back to School Night."

(He has Peter's bell schedule from FRIDAY. He has paperwork from May saying yes he can be there - very much in the style of Ron Swanson "I have a permit")

Teachers are flabbergasted. Other students' parents are in shock.

But, for the most part, Tony spends the night bemused. He saunters along like any other parent adult, searches around for Peter's various classes, sits in tiny, smelly desks. He collects lots of info for May

Peter learns about none of this until the next day. It turns out, not every student decided to stay home - at least a few got dragged to the school along with their parents.

And they took videos.

Bonus:

Additional Possibilities for Tony's Evening:

He meets Ned's parent(s) because they have so many classes together

Ned's parent(s) may or may not privately share with Tony how great they think he's been for Peter, how they can see the life back in his eyes

He asks the teachers probing questions about the difficulty of the material, accommodations for students, mental health support etc. that have some of the other parents silently cheering

He brags about Peter. A lot.

He may or may not graffiti on Howard Stark's mural face

Someone asks, since Peter's internship is apparently real, if their kid can have an internship too, and Tony responds, "<3 ^_^ no"

An encounter with Flash's father may or may not qualify according to Pepper as a Press Incident That Could Have Been Avoided

Is MJ one of the students accidentally present during this critical moment in Midtown's history? Who can say.

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

letting this breach containment.

[falinscloaca]

people who characterize marcille as ‘oh that lesbian elf motivated so much by how she wants to bang her s/o’ literally don’t get it. a marcille who KNOWS shes a lesbian would be on a whole ‘nother level of “annoying about it.” insert joke about gay being a characters only trait level annoying. she still writes off her gay shit as gender envy, protectiveness, or solidarity. once she realizes , its all over. shes going to be getting into harmful intra/ter-community discourse on twitter before collapsing into a years-long disillusionment wreckage as all her online buddies either go entirely transmisogynistic or end up overcorrecting and becoming a different kinda queerscourse radical. she even takes the word ‘lesbian’ out of all her urls :-(. not because she isn’t one or its bad but bc its a painful reminder of a sense of pride that now exists only in memory. and eventually she changes it to FALINSC-💥

[owenthetokencishet]

Joe the only chance you have of winning this election is dying so Kamala Harris can take your place

[the-crow-binary]

The love people show for the pink-haired BDSM vampire lady is proof that Isaac could’ve gotten fans who love him with his og design. Or maybe the world is still too homophobic for that.

Literally enrages me. And I'm someone who discovered Isaac first on NFCV and went "ew he's ugly wtf" when I first saw how he looked in the games. It didn't take me too long to actually take a liking to the design and realize how much more compelling it was thant N!Isaac though :) (no one would be shitting on G!Isaac as much as they are now if there wasn't N!Isaac to compare him to. there would still be people, but less)

I mean at least Isaac's design have a sense. There is meaning behind his tattoos, his half-covered face, his clothes (and the lack thereof) all up to his sharp nails. N!Isaac has nothing, even his Devil Forgemaster UNIFORM is a downgrade and lose the sense it was supposed to have by not even having the Devil Forgemaster's crest on it to begin with. (I saw someone say that he looked "mysterious" because of his tattoos and no. No he doesn't. It's a few dots and two lines. It's the laziest tattoos, G!Isaac has the Devil Forgemaster crest embedded in his skin and his tattoos actually have forms and complexity you can try to interpret. what is there to interpret in N!Isaac's dots and lines?? MORSE CODE?? IT MEANS "MEIIIE" JUST SO YOU KNOW)

So it's already insulting that they changed his design because "bohoo he too slutty and BDSM-y he wouldn't fit" (even though you just had to give him clothes or smth), but it's even worse now that they literally took a HUMAN OLD LADY character (that could have been fun to have fight, to change from all the young-looking people) and turn her not only into a VAMPIRE, but a vampire with PINK HAIR, PINK EYES, AND A BDSM OUTFIT. And why? Because it's hot I guess. :) There's no other reason. I mean I'll give NFCV the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe they'll give an explanation in-universe as to why she is the way she is (just like it was explained in-universe what happened to Isaac to make him look and act the way he does. But no N!Isaac fans care about that since they couldn't keep shitting on G!Isaac otherwise). But yeah, I don't have much hope. NFCV was never smart enough to have characterization as deep and complex as the games could have. In the best way I could describe it... it's literally so american. It REEKS of america and it's culture and it's own view on things such as religion and gender and sex and politics. Friendly reminder that CV is originally a japanese franchise. So ofc the non-japanese creators had to force their own culture on it (consciously or not).

But honestly it looks borderline sexist to me. NFCV forced a male character to conform to the american standard of masculinity, and sexualized and slutiffied a female character that did not have any sexy trait before (since it wasn't the point of her character). And thus for no apparent reason. And people are literally applauding them... what the fuck.

[zackmartin]

henry 🤝 zack

hanging out with an eccentric inventor that exclusively wears coveralls

[tarmac-rat]

TFW you're two weeks removed from leaving your entire life behind and moving to Night City but you're restless and anxious and can't sleep so you sneak out in the dead of night and do something reckless and the only person you know who can fix you up is that old doctor guy your new friend took you to see in a basement last week for back alley chrome and fighting tips.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(insp.)