@batatadulce9 asked me to do would you rather tlog edition 😌❤️
1. Would you rather live in one of Pop’s rented houses or live with the Dentons?
sorry for being disgusting but i am not a complete stranger to sugaring/fucking gross old men so honestly i think i could cope with pop. it might not even be that bad. and he wouldn't be there ALL the time unlike the dentons
2. Would you rather work in the charity shop with Vinnie and Reenie or in the local shop with Tubs and Edward?
i used to work in a charity shop and it was nice, also i don't want to get serial killed
3. Would you rather go on a date with Dean Tavalouris or Ollie Plimsolls?
ollie because he's cuter and i think we could have a sliightly more normal conversation. do you think he'd be that bossy in bed or would he get all shy and awkward :3c
4. Would you rather go to a gig with Les McQueen or the cinema with Henry and Ally?
definitely the cinema, i already relate to those guys too much & even if they're annoying during the film i still love being at the cinema
5. Would you rather marry Charlie or Mike?
charlieee he's kind of dreamy ngl :)
6. Would you rather watch a Legz Akimbo play or a Bernice Woodall sermon?
both would be good but nothing is funnier than legz akimbo
7. Would you rather be one of Papa Lazarou’s wives or one of Pauline’s dole scum?
dole scum as the lesser of two evils !
8. Would you rather go for an Italian with Judee, Charlie and Tony or a curry with Mike, Brian and Geoff?
italian because a) prefer the food b) less chance of getting threatened with a gun c) more chance of it descending into a weird four-way sex situation <3
9. Would you rather marry Ross or Benjamin?
me and ross would be insane together. i want to try to heal his heart against all odds. fill his house with chintz AND fuck him on the floor. take it in turns to bully each other sexually. defrost that ice queen. normal about him
10. Would you rather work for Mr Chinnery or Herr Lipp?
chinnery – apart from the animal deaths he seems like a pretty nice normal guy !
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TLOG's Apocalypse Prompt No. 2
The Other Characters (A.K.A. the characters (Series 1-3) that weren't in the film.)
Rated: Teen, Mature, and Lemons
The Dentons (Benjamin and Val) - Teen and Mature
Ross Gaines - Teen
Cathy Carter-Smith - Teen
Mike and Brian - Teen
Farmer Tinsel - Teen
Judee and Iris - Teen and Mature
Henry and Ally - Teen and Mature
Sam and Maurice - Teen
Les McQueen - Teen
Al and Ritchie (+ Trish) - Teen
Ernest and Sheila - Teen and Mature
Legz Akimbo (Ollie, Dave, and Phil) - Teen
Charlie and Stella - Lemons
Mama Lazarou and Mary Hobbs (Housewife from S02E01) - Lemons
Barbara and Mr. Ingleby - Teen
Vinnie and Reenie - Teen
Alvin and Judith - Lemons
Dr. Fish and Dr. Wesley - Teen
Olive Kilshaw and Iain Cashmore - Lemons
Mike King, Mr. Best, and Dr. Simon (Go Johnny Go Go Go Go) - Teen
Bob Chagall and Patch Lafeyette - Teen
Mrs. Beasley and Mrs. Stevens - Teen
Lisgoe, Glenn, and Barry - Teen
Noel and Nancy Glass - Teen and Mature
Terry Lollard and Anne Hand - Teen
Dean Tavalouris - Teen
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Would you rather League of Gentlemen edition
1. Would you rather live in one of Pop’s rented houses or live with the Dentons?
2. Would you rather work in the charity shop with Vinnie and Reenie or in the local shop with Tubs and Edward?
3. Would you rather go on a date with Dean Tavalouris or Ollie Plimsolls?
4. Would you rather go to a gig with Les McQueen or the cinema with Henry and Ally?
5. Would you rather marry Charlie or Mike?
6. Would you rather watch a Legz Akimbo play or a Bernice Woodall sermon?
7. Would you rather be one of Papa Lazarou’s wives or one of Pauline’s dole scum?
8. Would you rather go for an Italian with Judee, Charlie and Tony or a curry with Mike, Brian and Geoff?
9. Would you rather marry Ross or Benjamin?
10. Would you rather work for Mr Chinnery or Herr Lipp?
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I’m used to a LOT of negative things being said about the fact I don’t drink any alcohol (I mean seriously, why does anybody else even care what I drink or don’t drink?), but I encountered a brand new one today, suggesting that I’ll struggle to find a man because people who do drink don’t want to date teetotallers (what?), and that the guy I like might be put off by me being teetotal. My answer to that was if that’s an issue for someone, then I wouldn’t want to date them anyway... but even that was scoffed at. I just don’t get it.
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