#dean shit

[saltygilmores]

Methods of Death I Have Imagined For Dean Forrester, Pick Your Fave (Updated for 2024)

(Note: he really did threaten to lay in front of a train in one episode but I can’t remember which one. Pretty sure it was in response to Rory rejecting him for a date or not wanting to watch his softball game or something like that. naturally)

[kipkiphoorayy]

the king has returned

edit: since this kinda blew up please click for palestine <3

[transthatfag]

destiel forehead healing kiss. what more could u want.

[calibrationneeded]

Dean is like one of those dogs that was kicked a few too many times and was trained to be aggressive and scary, and Cas is like one of those white women who will see a 90 pound growling dog and be like “oh puppy” and proceeded to have that dog domesticated and spoiled within like a month

[pinkdean]

[drulalovescas]

When the power of Dean's LOVE BROTHERHOOD AND FRIENDSHIP broke Castiel's programming and turned the walls of Naomi's office bisexual... that was poetic cinema

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[angel-fruitcake]

can't stop thinking about the concept of post-canon Destiel reunion where Dean confesses his mutual romantic feelings and Cas is so happy, don't get him wrong! but even though he's grown fond of this vessel that he's had for years, for some reason Cas can't seem to get past his worry and insecurity that maybe Dean isn't 100% sold on the whole idea of being intimate with a man.

so without meeting Dean's gaze, Cas hesitantly offers with a touch of sadness, "if this vessel isn't satisfactory for you, i-i could perhaps try to procure a female v-"

and Dean grabs Cas by his heated cheeks, promptly shutting him up with a kiss.

once the initial shock subsides and Cas finally starts to relax, Dean pulls back just enough to whisper against the angel's lips, "i want you just like this. this," Dean squeezes Cas' face for emphasis, "is the Cas that i met in that barn all those years ago. this is the Cas that pulled me outta hell." Dean trails wet kisses along Cas' stubbled jawline, pausing when his lips reach the angel's ear. "this is the Cas i fell in love with."

Castiel melts against Dean with a whimper.

[diabolichearts]

supernatural episode where castiel gets stuck only speaking ennochian and deans like babygirl i have no clue what you’re saying but you’re so damn pretty who cares

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

John, somehow in heaven, looking at Destiel: They've corrupted my son! My boy is not gay! He's a man, god dammit.

Bobby: The fact that your son is bisexual doesn't take anything away from his masculinity

John: He acts like a teenage girl

Bobby: Says the one that keeps a diary

John: ITS A JOURNAL

[saltygilmores]

I heard the song "Stacey's Mom" today and I reworded it to "Rory's Mom" as sung by Dean Forrester, help.

Rory's mom, has got it goin on, Rory's mom has got it goin on...

Rory, can I come over after school? We can hang around by the pool...

Did your mom get back from her business trip? Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?

You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, I'm all grown up now baby can't you see?

Rory's mom has got it goin on, she's all I want, and I've waited for so long...

Rory can't you see, you're just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rory's mom!

Rory do you remeber when I mowed your lawn?

Your mom came out with just a towel on

I can tell she liked me from the way she stared

And the way she said "You missed a spot over there" And I know that you think it's just a fantasy, but since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!

Rory's mom has got it goin on! She's all I want, and I've waited for so long!

Rory can't you ssee, you're just not the girl for me...

I know it might be wrong but i'm in love with Rory's mom.

[sweetm0uringlamb]

‘the one in the dirty trenchcoat who’s in love with you’ tell it how it is balthazar

[xofemeraldstars]

smiling dean

[thepixelagora]

I made people wait for this almost as long as Jackles is making us wait for the tapes.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

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[nimblefoxes]

This started with “Dean totally has orange cat energy” and just kept going and now I’ve lost all control???? Also nobody tells you cat anatomy is WEIRD. Why so bendy???

Special thanks to @lordcrowcifer for his suggestions for Crowley & Gabriel! (He made a strong case with the perfect photo of an angery looking Scottish Fold 😂)

More suggestions are, of course, welcomed because I have nothing better to do than draw dudes in plaid as cats.