#dealing with this shit
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trans woman desmond & trans man lucy both still in the closet and helping each other try to keep the doors shut because the world potentially ending in a few months is not a great time to have a gender crisis
#thinking about them thinking about thems forever#hey. maybe abstergo DOES offer transition healthcare. technically. technically it does. but lucy’s not your average employee is she.#no. she lives on site 24/7 and works with vidic personally and she has An Image to keep up. an expected way of conducting herself.#better just not to think about it. and keep pretending this is okay.#and then for desmond it’s like a thought that gets lodged in his brain. you know. 50/50 chances on it but both ezio & altaïr were both guys#and hey wouldn’t it have been funny if one of them was a woman. right? funny? not that desmond’s wondering what that’s like. but if he was#then it’s only because everyone does. and. it doesn’t mean anything. and the fact that he keeps having dreams and they’ve gotta be dreams#because he doesn’t have her memories but he keeps having dreams where he’s maria and- but it probably means nothing. right?#and then they just sit and gaslight each other back into the closer back n forth for hours because they are normal and healthy and good at#dealing with this shit#i should have an ac tag
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I thought my roommate’s cat was warming up to me, but he just peed on my bed, so 💀
we are much farther back than square one. square negative fifty.
#at least he peed directly on a plushie#which saved my mattress#but MAJOR oof#I have been up all night#dealing with this shit#ughhhhhhh
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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.
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Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#al talks about things#OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE#he isn't blorbo yet#but he could be#anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care#No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal#because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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big fan of daniel going completely off the rails while shouting "im nORMAL i am NORMAL im A NORMAL MAN" the whole time
i got commissioned to do another excerpt from the Devil's Minion chapter of Queen of the Damned and it was So Much Fun these two are insane
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#my art#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#armand iwtv#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devils minion#armandaniel#armand causing problems on purpose is so funny i think he should do it more in the show#daniel may be mortal but he is Eternally Damned to deal with this shit
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i desperately need people to realize there's a difference between "women need to coddle (cis) men's feelings even when they're being misogynistic uwu" and "we shouldn't tolerate misogyny but actively keeping men separate from women and treating them like they're inherently dangerous to women is only going to worsen the problem (and also this mindset causes IMMEASURABLE harm to nonbinary, trans, and intersex people, who are already incredibly at risk right now)" and i need people to realize that NOW
#misogyny#transphobia#intersexism#marshy speaks#ask to tag#like your 'hate all men' radfem shit is only worsening the problem i'm sorry.#unfortunately i don't have an easy answer for how to deal with this problem nor do i think there is an *easy* answer#but i sure as fuck know that gender essentialism is not it lmao
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small comic I made mid storm last night
#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl au#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl the lamb#cotl fanart#narilamb#the gays#yes the lamb does like presenting as female sometimes#and they do love chocolate#and they are a little shit when it comes to chocolate#Narinder has to deal with them everyday#rip#fractured fates au
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i'd rather be falling with you! :)
#mel art#murder drones#fallinw ith you makingm e feel shit bru;h#not nuzi but. you know the deal#for reach!#nuzi#sigh#n murder drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#SCHEDULED BTW im not awake rn LOL#... also you're allowed to tag this with nuzi/enzi any of your ship tags for them. it doesnt bother me!!! <3 :)
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fell asleep n woke up to this
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i think he put the vid to scare me but he’s been chillin
the he broke my lava lamp
i think he’s still mad abt the closet
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#the book of bill#unreality#he’s being a lil shit#yeah he’s def goin back in the closet#too early to deal w this#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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tim and bruce have an odd relationship to the rest of the family. they don’t act like father and son but it seems like they have a “deeper” bond than the others
bruce seems to take tim’s advice more seriously, bruce actually takes a break if tim tells him, tim still gets benched but not nearly as much as he should, and most confusingly, tim benched bruce once. not alfred benching bruce, TIM.
normally bruce has to be forced to take a break, and normally by alfred, but if tim says “you’re benched for a week” bruce? listens?
they have no idea why. some of them ask dick if he knows since he was there but he’s just as confused
and then despite all that there’s also such a strain between them? it’s really on the line of a professional relationship and almost a care taker. it’s very confusing. and then the times bruce gives tim a present or anything like that and tim stops and stares at him for a second, like he’s dissecting bruce. no one is able to fully figure it. until bruce is de-aged to tim’s robin era.
tim is very adamant about most of them, but especially jason and damian, do not reveal their names to him. for the time being they have a strictly professional relationship with their father who doesn’t know them.
they finally get some of the picture when they see tim start acting as bruce’s caretaker. tim switches between being gentle “hey, you need to sleep” to screaming at bruce. it always works. tim knows exactly which version bruce needs and it scares the team cause that has to require some practice
they’re then also thrown for a loop when they hear bruce call out jason’s name in a shocked voice, which makes sense cause he doesn’t know jason is alive but jason still has his helmet on so what? and then they hear a voice none of them have heard. except dick goes pale and jason’s breath hitches. and suddenly tim is responding to jason’s name and acting weird, almost like what some of dicks stories described jason as. and it’s so fucked up when they’re watching time act like someone else and bruce going along with it
the dynamic they’re getting is also fucked up once again when, during one of bruce’s really bad days, tim straight up acts like bruce’s parent. and bruce reacts well.
they’re all horrified by this. the realization that tim and bruce’s relationship has so many layers and that they do act like father and son sometimes. except bruce isn’t the father and tim isn’t the son
#tim drake#batfamily#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#parentified tim drake#i think that’s the term#anyway#tim doing better with bruce like this than the bruce they have now#bruce gets hit with a gas and calls tim dad and tim goes with it like it’s not the first time it happened#bruce gets turned back to normal at some point and having to deal with everyone seeing how fucked his relationship with tim is#also. NOT BRUCE X TIM. THIS IS NOT BATCEST. IF I EVER POST BATCEST IVE BEEN REPLACED#anyway. jason seeing how bad bruce got after his death. realizing that tim didn’t actually want to replace him#dick seeing what he just ignored. realizing that oh shit i could’ve stopped this#dc stands for disregard canon#again not canon
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hes got something going on
[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja shrugs casually and says, "Yeah I feel no connection to my name and barely recognize myself, honestly I feel like an intruder in my own body lol." Han Sooyoung stares at him with a thought bubble of the trans flag. Yoo Joonghyuk scowls at him and thinks "god he is just like me fr." Yoo Sangah looks worried and thinks of the Wikipedia page on dissociation. End ID]
thank youu @nebulations for the ID :]
#he needs a panel of like 10+ medical professionals to figure out what his fucking deal is#hes not gonna worry about it. hes got shit to do.#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv fanart#kim dokja#kdj#kiddokori
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to be honest, the ending wasn't my problem. it's not a horrible way to end a show that has primarily been about a dysfunctional but loving family trying and failing to stop the apocalypse. having that family die to save the world but die together and willingly and in the end be reincarnated (ish?) as flowers under the same tree, i think that's really beautiful in a way. it's the details that fuck with me. five and lila are an insane choice, no resolution for sloane, everyone kind of just fucking off and having stories with no payoff that don't actually build to anything, ray just walking out, etc. like the last few minutes weren't the worst, it's really just everything leading up to those moments that were at best highly questionable
#i also think the over arching storyline could have been developed better#ben and jen specifically. abigails whole deal.#like even as im typing this im thinking of more and more shit thats just like ??? why didn't you do anything with all that ???#the umbrella academy#tua season 4
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In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.
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#yeah I know it’s not a massive deal of trouble for him in Black Friday but it was awkward as shit so it counts#World’s Most Normal Guy is actually the Universe’s special little blorbo and the narrative is going to Get Him™️#Starkid#team Starkid#starkid black friday#Black Friday#TGWDLM#the guy who didn't like musicals#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#Starkid Paul#Paul Matthews#jon matteson#hatchetverse#hatchetfield
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."
Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.
Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.
Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.
But they were, in fact, doing a crime.
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#mehrak#I still can't get over how Kaveh is friends with the chief of police#and living with the former Acting Grand Sage#and Tighnari had to completely hide Karkata's existence with ARSON to get rid of the evidence#but everyone in the entirety of Sumeru just said#ya know#let's let Kaveh have this one#and no one blinks an eye at Mehrak#who is obviously capable of reasoning and rational thought at this point#Light of Kshahrewar is truly the favorite#everyone in Sumeru has one exception#and that exception is Kaveh#let's be real#the reason no one is saying shit about Mehrak#is no one wants to deal with Scribe “I overthrow the government when people displease me” Alhaitham#bro really said “Upset Kaveh at your own peril”#“Only I'M allowed to upset him”#the last people who made Kaveh sad have been sentenced to living in caves and subsisting off mushrooms for the rest of their lives#and this was seen as mercy on Alhaitham and Cyno's part
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My bad yall gut reaction 😭😭 going back to my lane now byeeeeeee
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