#dealing with this shit
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trans woman desmond & trans man lucy both still in the closet and helping each other try to keep the doors shut because the world potentially ending in a few months is not a great time to have a gender crisis
#thinking about them thinking about thems forever#hey. maybe abstergo DOES offer transition healthcare. technically. technically it does. but lucy’s not your average employee is she.#no. she lives on site 24/7 and works with vidic personally and she has An Image to keep up. an expected way of conducting herself.#better just not to think about it. and keep pretending this is okay.#and then for desmond it’s like a thought that gets lodged in his brain. you know. 50/50 chances on it but both ezio & altaïr were both guys#and hey wouldn’t it have been funny if one of them was a woman. right? funny? not that desmond’s wondering what that’s like. but if he was#then it’s only because everyone does. and. it doesn’t mean anything. and the fact that he keeps having dreams and they’ve gotta be dreams#because he doesn’t have her memories but he keeps having dreams where he’s maria and- but it probably means nothing. right?#and then they just sit and gaslight each other back into the closer back n forth for hours because they are normal and healthy and good at#dealing with this shit#assassin's creed#lucy stillman#desmond miles
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I thought my roommate’s cat was warming up to me, but he just peed on my bed, so 💀
we are much farther back than square one. square negative fifty.
#at least he peed directly on a plushie#which saved my mattress#but MAJOR oof#I have been up all night#dealing with this shit#ughhhhhhh
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inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw
#dragon age#dragon age 2#anders#anders da#da#i loveeee this comp. shirahama kamome my love. its like when people hold portraits of their dead loved ones.#justice > anders > grey warden > awakening > circle. so many layers. like an onion (affectionate)#i think i’m at the end of act 2#ily anders. i can’t say fully with my chest that. u did nothing wrong. but i love u anyways#u deserved a writer who didnt hate u and wasnt ableist LMAO#why can’t he have beautiful princess disorder and be able to deal with it and get a happy ending?#for once can a character have a scary disorder and cope with it in a healthy way….#LIKE… whatever i think writers should just zip their mouths and not say shit LMAOOOOO#anyways !#can u tell im projecting :)#seeing myself in him during his romance as a person with [REDACTED] and starting to avoid him bc of it 🤪#i gotta unpack that#ok that’s enough yapping#rev art#resvarie
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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#al talks about things#OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE#he isn't blorbo yet#but he could be#anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care#No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal#because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor
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hes got something going on
[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja shrugs casually and says, "Yeah I feel no connection to my name and barely recognize myself, honestly I feel like an intruder in my own body lol." Han Sooyoung stares at him with a thought bubble of the trans flag. Yoo Joonghyuk scowls at him and thinks "god he is just like me fr." Yoo Sangah looks worried and thinks of the Wikipedia page on dissociation. End ID]
thank youu @nebulations for the ID :]
#he needs a panel of like 10+ medical professionals to figure out what his fucking deal is#hes not gonna worry about it. hes got shit to do.#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv fanart#kim dokja#kdj#kiddokori
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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big fan of daniel going completely off the rails while shouting "im nORMAL i am NORMAL im A NORMAL MAN" the whole time
i got commissioned to do another excerpt from the Devil's Minion chapter of Queen of the Damned and it was So Much Fun these two are insane
chapter excerpt under the cut:

#my art#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#armand iwtv#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devils minion#armandaniel#armand causing problems on purpose is so funny i think he should do it more in the show#daniel may be mortal but he is Eternally Damned to deal with this shit
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I've always loved the idea that the Bats are feared in Gotham for the exact same reasons that the Justice League and the rest of the world deems them to be trustworthy and safe
Batman is respected outside of Gotham because of his staunch refusal to kill even when it would be easier. Gotham criminals are terrified because it's well known that his no-kill rule is his biggest hard limit on what he's willing to do. Pretty much everything else goes and they know it
Nightwing is widely beloved for being the nicest and happiest member of the Bats. His smile and constant playful banter are contagious and always make a situation seem better. In Gotham, the only other people who smile and laugh and have that much fun in combat are Harley Quinn and the Joker
Red Hood is a well-known murderous crime lord, but the League is able to trust him because he's one of the Bats. Gotham loves Red Hood the crime lord because his regulation of drug dealers and constant protection of the weak has done wonders for the lower class of the city. He's terrifying because of his open affiliation with the Bats
Red Robin is well known to be a skilled detective who always has a plan to save the day. In Gotham his meticulous investigations and planning are scary because no one can beat them. It's nearly impossible to outsmart someone who is the smaller more calculatedly vicious version of the Batman himself
When Robin doesn't unsheath his sword or bring it with him to a fight, other heroes are glad to see him get used to less violent methods of combat. If someone from Gotham sees Robin enter a fight without a sword, they're terrified because everyone knows Robin deems his sword to be the most efficient weapon for fighting, and if he's not using it things are going to be far more brutal than normal.
Signal is the only Bat that goes out in the day, and is therefore considered less broody and scary to many non-gothamites. Gotham is scared because he's a Bat that shows up during the day.
Orphan/Black Bat is a very skilled hand to hand combatant that the League knows can handle herself. In Gotham, anyone her height that can still win against someone like Bane in a one on one fight is immediately on the 'do not anger' list.
Spoiler is friendly and gets along pretty well with everyone. She's easy to talk to and work with. In Gotham her friendliness has made more than a few give up important information by accident. They like talking to her despite knowing full well that its a terrible idea. She puts them at ease more than she possibly should because she sounds just like one of them
Gotham always flips everything on its head, and that applies to how and why the Bats are perceived the way they are too
#batman#dc comics#dc#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#nightwing#batfamily#bruce wayne#red hood#red robin#robin#gotham#signal#spoiler#black bat#ophan#cassandra cain#justice league#harley quinn#the joker#dc joker#this applies to all the Bats of course#including Commissioner Gordon who has been dealing with this shit for decades
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small comic I made mid storm last night
#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl au#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl the lamb#cotl fanart#narilamb#the gays#yes the lamb does like presenting as female sometimes#and they do love chocolate#and they are a little shit when it comes to chocolate#Narinder has to deal with them everyday#rip#fractured fates au
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i'd rather be falling with you! :)
#mel art#murder drones#fallinw ith you makingm e feel shit bru;h#not nuzi but. you know the deal#for reach!#nuzi#sigh#n murder drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#SCHEDULED BTW im not awake rn LOL#... also you're allowed to tag this with nuzi/enzi any of your ship tags for them. it doesnt bother me!!! <3 :)
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fell asleep n woke up to this

i think he put the vid to scare me but he’s been chillin
the he broke my lava lamp
i think he’s still mad abt the closet

#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#the book of bill#unreality#he’s being a lil shit#yeah he’s def goin back in the closet#too early to deal w this#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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lucanis is a 'I could sit in our quiet kitchen on a grey tuesday afternoon drinking coffee and talking with you about nothing much in particular forever and be the happiest man who ever lived' romantic, not a 'classic tropes and grand gestures' romantic. this is a distinction and conceptual gap I personally feel is crucial to understanding what's going on with him when romanced. for all his almost painful sincerity and clear depth of feeling he's not a very effusive guy by nature, but in the history of time no one has ever, with their whole soul, chest and being, been so genuinely and openly happy to just do laundry and taxes with you.
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#his enchanting bordering on comical low-keyness in all his dealings and quiet but unflinching devotion is the point!#that is where the joy is stored. To Me. the mutual 'your company could make hell paradise to me' level of just...#*liking* between him and rook gets to me. they're best friends who enjoy doing everything together and also in love.#diversity win two demisexuals living the dream out there and incidentally also sometimes killing dragons together <3#it's less about the butterflies in my stomach excited love more about the calm safe home/best friend kind of love. if you see what I mean#less dramatic and narratively explosive more realistic and soothing and exactly my shit haha#also I think he's autistic and leaning on romance tropes is more like scripting for him (not inauthentic in terms of the feelings#just some 'well as I understand these are the steps to *express* these feelings' not quite spontaneity going on)#but that is very much a personal headcanon and fully vibes-based and no one has to agree with me on it haha#if/when he proposes to rye I don't think he plans it all out or anything he'd just gaze at him in some very mundane everyday situation#and suddenly go '...hey do you want to get married' like he's noting that they're low on onions or something#because he's so utterly enchanted with rook's existence and being anything else seems kind of irrelevant right then#(rye knows him very well and is not particularly taken aback by this. if anything he'd been fretting#over popping the much bigger question of whether lucanis wants to get buried side by side with him lol#(reader... he said yes. and they were gravemates. (oh my god they were gravmates)))
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tim and bruce have an odd relationship to the rest of the family. they don’t act like father and son but it seems like they have a “deeper” bond than the others
bruce seems to take tim’s advice more seriously, bruce actually takes a break if tim tells him, tim still gets benched but not nearly as much as he should, and most confusingly, tim benched bruce once. not alfred benching bruce, TIM.
normally bruce has to be forced to take a break, and normally by alfred, but if tim says “you’re benched for a week” bruce? listens?
they have no idea why. some of them ask dick if he knows since he was there but he’s just as confused
and then despite all that there’s also such a strain between them? it’s really on the line of a professional relationship and almost a care taker. it’s very confusing. and then the times bruce gives tim a present or anything like that and tim stops and stares at him for a second, like he’s dissecting bruce. no one is able to fully figure it. until bruce is de-aged to tim’s robin era.
tim is very adamant about most of them, but especially jason and damian, do not reveal their names to him. for the time being they have a strictly professional relationship with their father who doesn’t know them.
they finally get some of the picture when they see tim start acting as bruce’s caretaker. tim switches between being gentle “hey, you need to sleep” to screaming at bruce. it always works. tim knows exactly which version bruce needs and it scares the team cause that has to require some practice
they’re then also thrown for a loop when they hear bruce call out jason’s name in a shocked voice, which makes sense cause he doesn’t know jason is alive but jason still has his helmet on so what? and then they hear a voice none of them have heard. except dick goes pale and jason’s breath hitches. and suddenly tim is responding to jason’s name and acting weird, almost like what some of dicks stories described jason as. and it’s so fucked up when they’re watching time act like someone else and bruce going along with it
the dynamic they’re getting is also fucked up once again when, during one of bruce’s really bad days, tim straight up acts like bruce’s parent. and bruce reacts well.
they’re all horrified by this. the realization that tim and bruce’s relationship has so many layers and that they do act like father and son sometimes. except bruce isn’t the father and tim isn’t the son
#tim drake#batfamily#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#parentified tim drake#i think that’s the term#anyway#tim doing better with bruce like this than the bruce they have now#bruce gets hit with a gas and calls tim dad and tim goes with it like it’s not the first time it happened#bruce gets turned back to normal at some point and having to deal with everyone seeing how fucked his relationship with tim is#also. NOT BRUCE X TIM. THIS IS NOT BATCEST. IF I EVER POST BATCEST IVE BEEN REPLACED#anyway. jason seeing how bad bruce got after his death. realizing that tim didn’t actually want to replace him#dick seeing what he just ignored. realizing that oh shit i could’ve stopped this#dc stands for disregard canon#again not canon
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DCxDP #4
Danny! Don't Eat That.
Jason Todd had seen a lot of weird shit in his life.
But nothing—nothing—had prepared him for watching his boyfriend casually crunch down on a chunk of glowing, radioactive kryptonite like it was a damn potato chip.
He stared, absolutely horrified.
“… Danny.”
Danny, utterly unbothered, licked his fingers. Licked. His. Fingers.
“Mmm?”
Jason pointed at the now very-much-gone kryptonite. “Did you just eat that?”
Danny blinked at him. Looked down at the tiny green crumbs left in his palm. Then back up.
“… Yeah?”
Jason ran a hand down his face. “Danny. That was kryptonite.”
Danny tilted his head. “Okay?”
Jason made an incomprehensible strangled noise. “Kryptonite. As in, the thing that can kill Superman.”
Danny nodded, slow and understanding. “Uh-huh.”
Jason’s eye twitched. “And you ate it.”
Danny beamed. “Yeah! It was kinda spicy.”
Jason was going to have a goddamn aneurysm.
“WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT IT?!”
Danny shrugged. “You handed it to me.”
Jason slammed his forehead onto the table.
“I didn’t think you’d eat it!” he groaned into the wood.
Danny patted his back, completely unsympathetic. “Babe, at this point, that’s on you.”
Jason didn’t even have the strength to argue.
Which was exactly when Superman walked into the room.
“Hey, Jason, have you seen—” Clark stopped mid-step, eyes narrowing immediately. His head turned, locking onto Danny like a bloodhound sniffing out a crime scene.
Danny, to his credit, at least tried to look innocent.
Clark frowned. His nostrils flared. “...Why do I smell kryptonite?”
Jason, still facedown on the table, just pointed at Danny.
Danny, the little shit, grinned. “No clue.”
Clark’s eyes glowed.
Jason sighed. “Danny. Babe. Tell Superman where the kryptonite is.”
Danny shifted in his seat, suddenly very interested in the table. “Uhhh. Can’t.”
Clark’s frown deepened. “Why not?”
Danny gave him an apologetic look.
“…Because I ate it?”
Clark.exe had stopped working.
Jason lifted his head just enough to watch Superman go through at least six different emotions—none of which he seemed able to properly express.
“…You ate it,” Clark finally said, like he was waiting for Danny to correct him.
Danny nodded.
Clark’s eye twitched. “You ate kryptonite.”
Danny nodded again, cheerful as ever.
Clark slowly turned to Jason. “Your boyfriend ate kryptonite.”
Jason, still facedown, lifted a single tired-ass thumbs-up.
Clark turned back to Danny. “Why did you eat kryptonite?”
Danny hummed. “I mean, it was there? Also, kinda tasted like sour apple.”
Clark looked like he was having a full-blown existential crisis.
Jason, exhausted beyond words, just held up a hand. “Listen, Big Blue, if it makes you feel any better, he also ate acid, bullets, a wrench, and an entire knife today.”
Clark did not look comforted by that information.
A long, awkward silence.
Then, very slowly, Clark took a step back, exhaled, and rubbed his temples.
“I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Danny beamed. “Neither do we!”
Clark gave Jason a long, deeply concerned look. “You’re dating this.”
Jason still slumped over, muttered into the table, “Trust me, I ask myself that every day.”
Danny pouted. “Rude.”
Jason cracked one eye open to glare at him. “Danny. You ate fucking kryptonite.”
Danny paused. Thought about that for a moment.
Then, grinning like a little menace, he wiggled his fingers ominously.
“Does this make me a Kryptonian now?”
Clark just turned around and walked out.
Jason groaned into the table. “I hate my life.”
Danny patted his back again, completely unrepentant. “Love you, babe.”
Jason just flipped him off.
#dead on main#danny fenton#danny phantom#Jason is tired of Danny shit#jason todd#Danny is a little shit#Superman doesn't wanna deal with this shit#Krypto is like green a Jolly Rancher lol
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to be honest, the ending wasn't my problem. it's not a horrible way to end a show that has primarily been about a dysfunctional but loving family trying and failing to stop the apocalypse. having that family die to save the world but die together and willingly and in the end be reincarnated (ish?) as flowers under the same tree, i think that's really beautiful in a way. it's the details that fuck with me. five and lila are an insane choice, no resolution for sloane, everyone kind of just fucking off and having stories with no payoff that don't actually build to anything, ray just walking out, etc. like the last few minutes weren't the worst, it's really just everything leading up to those moments that were at best highly questionable
#i also think the over arching storyline could have been developed better#ben and jen specifically. abigails whole deal.#like even as im typing this im thinking of more and more shit thats just like ??? why didn't you do anything with all that ???#the umbrella academy#tua season 4
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