#deadass read it

[philsmeatylegss]

So glad Joseph Goebbles kept a stream of conscious diary so we have confirmation that he was as insufferable as he looked

[icelogged]

[fure-dcmk]

doppleganger trio x2

[moodyseal]

Calypso having to catch up with a lot of old things she was familiar with looking different now and Apollo's selective ignorance on things he should know are a phenomenal combo tbh

[ricky-mortis]

Howdy, Hello there! Here is my piece for this year’s @hatchetfield-bang!

I’s a companion to the wonderful, @mythuzalasheir3 ‘s fic, “Does This Look Like The Goddamn Abstinence Camp To You?”- which you all should go read!

[wanderingcritter]

proshippers: "anti's are so mean to us, it's causing us to have mental health issues, we're people with feelings too yk :("

damn that's so crazy, it's almost as if the things you say online can and often do have real world impacts and don't just exist in the vacuum of "fiction"

what a truly wild concept

[just-a-lil-theatre-guy]

[ TJ hasn’t left the house in weeks. Ever since that vision, she had been in her bed, clutching her scar or just staring at herself in the mirror. They were traumatized and scared of ever leaving the house again. She cried most of the time. Sometimes she called out for her father or mother, but they knew that her parents wouldn’t come. TJ hears a knock at the door. ]

@achildwithnoname

Um, hi Aspen says awkwardly. They hadn’t seen TJ in a bit, and since she was one of the closest things Aspen had to a friend, they figured they should check up on them

[hoomanbeaning]

"... afraid she was no longer there, and eager to see her, the lover turned his eyes. in an instant she dropped back, and he, unhappy man, stretching out his arms to hold her and be held, clutched at nothing but the receding air. dying a second time, now, there was no complaint to her husband (what, then, could she complain of, except that she had been loved?) ..."

ovid's metamorphoses / orpheus and eurydice

[tunanoodlesoup]

couple more drawings under cut + yappage just so its less take up spacey haha

anyway on the topic of whiteboard and tv head heres more (im going insane) using I.V.Y's design for them because, they singlehandedly got me into painter and then i deadass forgor that the way they drew painter wasnt a canon design LAMOOO (i was literally jawdropped going through painter art 5s to see if i can find ivys tag on here and seeing that people in fact draw him differnetly bc,. its not canon HEKOFOOP ME i literally even SAW their post abt how they had 3 different headcanon ways to draw them and i ws like yeah thats cool i love art and then forgot immediantly) anyway im hungry and want cereal so idk someone holler if I.V.Y has a tumblr i can tag but either way also watch this animatic from them bc ive watched it religiously every single day and am now obsessed with the song too (this is a cry for help) also play pressure if you havent or if you have revisit it!! its goober

[madohomurat]

unpopular opinion but i think its inherently transphobic for anyone to define their sexual orientation solely around their partners genitals

genital preference is not what makes you gay, lesbian, or straight and if you insist that it is then you're clinging to transphobic assumptions that we need to leave in the past

[devotion-disorder]

was in like a department store today and got stopped by a clerk trying to get me to open a credit card. when i turned around, he hesitated and had to ask if i was a high schooler or a college student (💀) then not even five minutes later the exact same happens AGAIN (by another clerk) like word for word. im.

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Ochako: Hi, I'm Ochako! And you are?

Toga: not as straight as i thought i was, apparently

[lucyshypemaster]

keefe was actually insane for this

[mediumgayitalian]

i mean I wouldn’t hate it if you went down the song line by line and explained your reasonings 👀 <- you don’t have to of course

ASK AND YOU SHALL FUCKING RECEIVE HOLY SHIT.

[bamsara]

The Rehabilitation of Death

Chapter 4: My Friend, The Reaper

“You have a bleeding wound on your leg and a forming limp.” He says matter-of-fact. “To my memory, the other card would have solved that.”

“What? I can do fine with a little scratch.” They walk ahead of him as if just to make a point, marching like a soldier. All it does is have him make note of how their weight shifts unnaturally to favor one side more. Lambert makes no complaint of it. “Besides, it’s not gonna last long anyway. It’ll be healed up pretty soon.”

Lambert continues walking until they notice that the God of Death is no longer in their shadow. They turn; Narinder has stopped, eyes narrowed, hand clenched around an invisible curse. The lamb is about to ask what his deal is when the gears click back into place. “Oh yeah, I forgot.”

“Don’t let me stop you.” The cat says, picking up pace. He shifts past them. “By all means, I won’t protest if you drop dead in front of me. It would save me the effort.

-

Narinder accompanies the Lamb in the mission to free (kill) Leshy from purgatory, and thus starts the beginning of several counts of crusades to come, along with several instances of bothering him at his door. Routine threats, violence and annoyance, until the God of Death saves a life.

Wordcount: 14,043 | Read Tags and Notes for warnings. Thank you!

[bearyyayay]

"You're a famous race car driver Tom!"

Without the text plus doodle ↓