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So glad Joseph Goebbles kept a stream of conscious diary so we have confirmation that he was as insufferable as he looked
#little rat looking mf literally congratulated himself for thinking to use movies as propoganda#he literally was like ‘how smart of me!’#deadass read it#‘Goebbles diary free’ and you get like ten#from the internet archive#before you buy any book I implore you to search it there I have not had to buy so many books#anyway fuck Goebbles little rat looking mf#rae’s rambles
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#evidence of life#:3<3#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝/ \⸝꒱ྀིა …nun era over………….hi guys i fell in love yes me i know right yes this oleta : )#probably will [ACTUALLY] be active yk i had to secure the bag and try to make sure the family will love me despite : D#anyways have a good summer yall !#wowwwwwwwww people who have been here since day one know how touch repulsed i was and how i took years to even be okay with kissing irl lol#deadass thought i’d just be kissing girls this summer but right now i’m in bed with a man and our biological son 🐈⬛ <3#life comes at you fast#100#btw this is my edit like the original didn’t look like this this is the doomer gf version#1k#edit: omggg if you don’t know me the ‘just kissing girls’ might read wrong im just primarily attracted to women and i assumed my big step#into intimacy would be kissing [girls] aka not literally falling in love with some guy who is currently wrapped around me and snoring <33
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doppleganger trio x2
#described#id in alt text#deadass i do not know what is moroha personality even im basing it off vibes alone. i dont read yaiba....#okita soushi#dcmk#yaiba (aoyama gosho)#my art#kudo shinichi#kuroba kaito#coai and hakukai hint#main agenda with this is just to point out that hakuba legit got the pretty potential love interest design lol#thanks to @kaitokitty19 who point it out
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What are you arguing? | Next
#ts4#indya#i hate it when she cries#but using the word 'pimp' given all we know about her life#this shit cut deeper than we realized I fear#good thing Darren has such a good read on his wife#because he will likely prevent Indya from smashing every bone in Penny's face#deadass#tune in Thursday y'all#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#black simblr#ch26
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Calypso having to catch up with a lot of old things she was familiar with looking different now and Apollo's selective ignorance on things he should know are a phenomenal combo tbh
#i would deadass read an entire book just about these three#i genuinely googled whether or not broccoli were around in ancient greece for this btw#trials of apollo#toa#pjo#apollo#lester papadopoulos#calypso#leo valdez#lonely thoughts#scribbles
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what do you mean this is 2024 jaebeom and we didn't go back in time to 2018
#jaebeom#jay b#got7#I deadass thought this was an old photo#had to read twice to make sure this was a recent showcase for the album#mine
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Howdy, Hello there! Here is my piece for this year’s @hatchetfield-bang!
I’s a companion to the wonderful, @mythuzalasheir3 ‘s fic, “Does This Look Like The Goddamn Abstinence Camp To You?”- which you all should go read!
#this was so much fun and I’m so glad I got to work with this incredible author!#seriously yall should go follow her#deadass she was one of the first authors I read and followed in the fandom#so I was very excited when I found out we got assigned to each other!#team starkid#Starkid#hatchetfield bang#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#abstinence camp#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#mariah rose faith#mariah rose faith casillas#peter spankoffski#nick lang#max jagerman#will branner#grace chasity#angela giarratana#my art#other’s writing
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proshippers: "anti's are so mean to us, it's causing us to have mental health issues, we're people with feelings too yk :("
damn that's so crazy, it's almost as if the things you say online can and often do have real world impacts and don't just exist in the vacuum of "fiction"
what a truly wild concept
#like babes if fiction didn't impact reality we wouldn't be having this conversation#cross tagging bc i can <3#🍖🌈#proship#proshipper#proship safe#proshippers are valid#proship community#anti anti#anti proship#anti proshitter#anti proshipper#fuck proshitters#proud anti#anti proship safe#proship dni#proshitters dni#antis plssss interact#tw proship#anti rq#tw proshitter#anti transid#non alterhuman post#and before anyone says#nuh uh it's different bc it's targeted :(#no it literally is not your subconscious brain deadass cannot tell the difference#all it knows is that it's reading fucked up shit and taking that information in#that's fr just a fact lol
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[ TJ hasn’t left the house in weeks. Ever since that vision, she had been in her bed, clutching her scar or just staring at herself in the mirror. They were traumatized and scared of ever leaving the house again. She cried most of the time. Sometimes she called out for her father or mother, but they knew that her parents wouldn’t come. TJ hears a knock at the door. ]
@achildwithnoname
Um, hi Aspen says awkwardly. They hadn’t seen TJ in a bit, and since she was one of the closest things Aspen had to a friend, they figured they should check up on them
#hatchetverse#hatchetverse oc#aspen waylon#willow locke#deadass i almost started crying when i read the line about tj trying to call for her parents#LIKE DUDE WTF YOU CANT MAKE ME SAD LIKE THAT!!! /j
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couple more drawings under cut + yappage just so its less take up spacey haha
anyway on the topic of whiteboard and tv head heres more (im going insane) using I.V.Y's design for them because, they singlehandedly got me into painter and then i deadass forgor that the way they drew painter wasnt a canon design LAMOOO (i was literally jawdropped going through painter art 5s to see if i can find ivys tag on here and seeing that people in fact draw him differnetly bc,. its not canon HEKOFOOP ME i literally even SAW their post abt how they had 3 different headcanon ways to draw them and i ws like yeah thats cool i love art and then forgot immediantly) anyway im hungry and want cereal so idk someone holler if I.V.Y has a tumblr i can tag but either way also watch this animatic from them bc ive watched it religiously every single day and am now obsessed with the song too (this is a cry for help) also play pressure if you havent or if you have revisit it!! its goober
#pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#sebastian pressure#painter#painter pressure#p.ai.nter pressure#p.ai.nter x sebastian#painter x sebastian#i actually kind of like shcoked myself by being super into them as more than besties MALMO??#like i swear 5h id have not drawn them kissing idk where this came from#i dont mind either way though besties or more than besites theyre both goober together i love them#roblox pressure#and i just realized days later that ive been drawing sebastians 3rd arm on the wrong side dont look at me#maybe i shouldve used. references for him sooner. HEHLEPME#ive just been deadass drawing him from memory i feel isnane#they could be read as platonic from me as well i hear that theres a shortage of platonic them#other than that one specific one of them kissing LMAOMSMF i really dont have a preference bwtween romantic/platonic them so
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"... afraid she was no longer there, and eager to see her, the lover turned his eyes. in an instant she dropped back, and he, unhappy man, stretching out his arms to hold her and be held, clutched at nothing but the receding air. dying a second time, now, there was no complaint to her husband (what, then, could she complain of, except that she had been loved?) ..."
ovid's metamorphoses / orpheus and eurydice
#part one??? of where i compare armandaniel to the tale of orpheus and eurydice#no but like the greeks were at a different plane lmao (at least how ovid deadass made orpheus a shotacon after that tragedy)#i mean yeah historically accurate or whatever but lmao reading that in my greek literature class cracked me tf up#anyway ARMANDANIEL are PEAK ROMANCE#OLD MAN YAOI SUPREMACY!!!#armandaniel#armand x daniel molloy#devil's minion#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#old man daniel#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire s2#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv s2
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Oh my god. Oh my god WAIT--
HOW TF HAS NO ONE MADE A DO I LOOK LIKE HIM EDIT OF TOJI AND MEGUMI LIKE--
HELLO???
EXCUSE ME????
And yeah the first two are from the same scenes roughly but AHA--
I MEAN CMON DUUUUUDE
EVEN THEY CRAZY SMILE IS THE SAME
Pleaseeee the song is perfect for them
#deadass had this thought while i was trying to read a japanese nanami and megumi fan comic on twitter lmao#my entire brain was like 'no. no wait. nooooo... no WAIT-- NO WAITTTTT--'#and the thing that lead up to that was just me trying to parse out my jjk rewrite and just thinking of scenes where toji was being a dad#...before he died. do you think he got reminded of mamagumi in megumi?#if he had more time and more control over himself. do you think he wouldve told his son that he had his mothers eyes?#do you think he wouldve asked him to smile to see whether or not he'd see his wife again or look into a mirror#do you think that he wouldn't recognize a few of his sons expressions and mannerisms and felt a twist in his heart#because that was wholly his sons expressions and mannerisms and that he wasnt there to see them form#...#it is 12 am in a warehouse— HFKSJFKF#thank you ally beardsly for irrevocably making everyone think im being kidnapped everytime i say what absurd time im still awake at#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#wynn talks#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro
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The Rehabilitation of Death
Chapter 4: My Friend, The Reaper
“You have a bleeding wound on your leg and a forming limp.” He says matter-of-fact. “To my memory, the other card would have solved that.”
“What? I can do fine with a little scratch.” They walk ahead of him as if just to make a point, marching like a soldier. All it does is have him make note of how their weight shifts unnaturally to favor one side more. Lambert makes no complaint of it. “Besides, it’s not gonna last long anyway. It’ll be healed up pretty soon.”
Lambert continues walking until they notice that the God of Death is no longer in their shadow. They turn; Narinder has stopped, eyes narrowed, hand clenched around an invisible curse. The lamb is about to ask what his deal is when the gears click back into place. “Oh yeah, I forgot.”
“Don’t let me stop you.” The cat says, picking up pace. He shifts past them. “By all means, I won’t protest if you drop dead in front of me. It would save me the effort.
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Narinder accompanies the Lamb in the mission to free (kill) Leshy from purgatory, and thus starts the beginning of several counts of crusades to come, along with several instances of bothering him at his door. Routine threats, violence and annoyance, until the God of Death saves a life.
Wordcount: 14,043 | Read Tags and Notes for warnings. Thank you!
#TROD#The Rehabilitation of Death#narilamb#true devotion#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#writings#im deadass read the tags ont his one because of a graphic near death experience thats written
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unpopular opinion but i think its inherently transphobic for anyone to define their sexual orientation solely around their partners genitals
genital preference is not what makes you gay, lesbian, or straight and if you insist that it is then you're clinging to transphobic assumptions that we need to leave in the past
#cy texts#this idea is also probably the reason people think its normal for a 'gay man' to date a trans woman or a 'lesbian' to date a trans man#because you've always just seen it as having everything to do with genitals huh?#ADD ON BC THINKING ABOUT IT MORE..#people read 'lesbians dont love men' as 'lesbians dont love dick'#like the words man and woman are deadass just dick and pussy to you
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im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik
[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]
#snap chats#DUDE WHAT IS THAT. I SCREAMED#also before any of you go read this dont it's so nothing. the title LIED it's the most nothing story ive read so far#thankfully this is only a one shot but man. i shouldve listened in that This Is Isn't Worth It#this is literally the only time erik's in the whole thing too btw bar a prologue recapping what happens in the og timeline#im so deadass like he also shows up in some bg shots but thats literally it he says nothing else beyond this page#'what if magneto formed the xmen with charles' god yeah what if. i sure wouldve loved to read that.#'what if they formed the xmen' genuinely yeah how did they do that. can we see that PLEASE.#the only perceivable difference is that erik lives at the x mansion and Probably isnt terrorizing people. and has this god forsaken look#i rescind my statement he's terrorizing ME with that beard and. //gestures everywhere else//#he looks like he's going to try to scam me into buying a shitty ferrari i cant ill take the viking beard just not this#also i think gaby and erik are just. inexplicably married????? they never cover that ???? thats just a thing to vaguely acknowledge#they dont even say it there's a book that's credited as 'erik magnus lehnsherr' and 'gabrielle haller lensherr' like ok. what.#they dont even properly tell us why eriks here or like. how erik and charles find the xmen. or why gaby's here vjeALKJEK#LIKE COOL HI GABS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE she's a mutant now. forgot about that. ???????????????#the weird plot did distract me from. Whatever This Is but now im focusing on it again and im dying#i think what's really killing me is the earrings like oh my god. wow ok. wow...... terrible choice !#if i squint i can imagine the ponytail's gone from his side profile and it's a lil better but ...... jljalKjalJA#anyway i said id read every xmen comic and. regretting some choices but we ball#for now im gonna go wind down ... maybe doodle a bit who's to say ..
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was in like a department store today and got stopped by a clerk trying to get me to open a credit card. when i turned around, he hesitated and had to ask if i was a high schooler or a college student (💀) then not even five minutes later the exact same happens AGAIN (by another clerk) like word for word. im.
#text#the second time i just lied n said im still in high school LOLL#he was like ‘ah ok. good luck with your studies kid’#ok ig i wasnt wearing much makeup#i deadass forgot to put on lipstick💀💀💀💀💀#i thought the way i dress + bleached hair should read ‘college student’ but i guess not💀💀#cursed with eternal high schooler face#though tbf i think i’ll appreciate it more when i get older
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