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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭
Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?
Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.
Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?
Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!
Random kid: he looks like you! :D
Jason: *leaves the room*
Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?
#Jason dangling off the balcony sobbing#THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE#I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE#I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD ITS TOO LATE FOR ME#WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS#actually don’t answer that#AGONY PURE AGONY#I WISH I WAS BACK IN ETHIOPIA AT LEAST THAT WAS MORE MERCIFUL#Bruce: *nervously* Jason please step back from the ledge#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#bruce Wayne and Jason Todd#good dad bruce wayne#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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making little snowmen ⛄⛄
#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#yashiro nene#akane aoi#aoinene#my art#happy holidays eveyone!! :3#ouuhhh i let a few of the recent chapters pile up a bit before bingeing them all and i already desperately need more#the aoi and nene interactions UWHA my daugters are so sweet😭😭 .....#and don't get me started on the boys.....................#the way i teared up seeing what kind of life they COULD'VE had in the real timeline if K didn't have to take care of his family#THE FACT HE DIDN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE “DREAMS” WERE REAL BECAUSE IT MEANT HIS BEST FRIEND WOULD BE DEAD#AND THEN THE BOTH OF THEM DIED ANYWAY???#ok sorry these tags are not at all related to this drawing of nene and aoi making snowmen LMAO#.... boy i gotta stop yapping in the tags (<- her ass is not going to stop)
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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That's a new one
Danny could only let out a loud annoyed groan as he heard the clacking of footsteps in the corridor. Beside him, he could hear his advisor CW snort, amused by what was to come alongside Danny's pain and annoyance.
The only way for his floor to even be making a sound was if he was being graced with a human.
It wasn't often that his realm received living visitors, but the ones that usually did enter and that had managed to survive the walk to his domain always had wishes to ask of him.
And they were always human. Never anything interesting or new.
Which was annoying since humans were usually extremely demanding. As well as stubborn in their beliefs.
He would know. He is one on his days off.
They also usually had the same kind of wish.
A wish that they always were so stubborn to believe will work because they had the strength to make it through the underground to ask for it.
A wish that also had genuinely never worked. Not even once since it started!
Damn you Hades for granting the first request to begin with the one time he was on vacation.
The wish to revive a dead loved one and to make it back together to the living.
Most times, Danny would just grant the request without another thought beyond it being under the same rules as the first time, but this idea continuing through the decades was just getting annoying.
The subtle knocking on the throne room door made him sigh again as he waved his hand to allow entry.
"Look," Danny drawled, pinching his nose and not looking up at the visitor who was now in the room facing him.
"If you're about to go on some rant about how you walked all this way, I really really don't care. Just take whatever loved one you came for and walk away."
Whoever had come didn't even respond beyond a shakily taken gasp, and thats when Danny finally ended up looking towards them.
The man in front of him was really cute. He looked up at Danny, wide-eyed, blue eyes filled with some mix of wonder and curiosity.
Whatever hero get-up he was wearing looked ripped and torn to shreds, but somehow, the man was missing any and all cuts and bruises that should have been there.
If Danny was being honest, the guy reminded him of one of those wet cats who looked betrayed after being forced into taking a bath.
Eventually, after a long moment of staring at each other, the guy spoke.
"Um actually-" The man had the audacity to look bashfully towards the throne room floor before returning his gaze to Danny and continuing.
"I kind of came here to see if I could walk you out of the Underworld..?"
Huh
Thats a new one.
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Or basically
Danny is extremely used to people mistakenly entering his realm to pull a Eurydice and Orpheus trick (Hades made an exception ONE TIME during his temporary reign-), he just wasn't expecting someone to come with the intention to get him out of the underworld.
#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#i just thought it was funny#ive also never seen an episode of DP in my life#so my bad if this is ooc for danny#ghost king danny#lol#also the dude can be anyone idc#i imagine its tim tho#dead tired#idk what theyre called
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Can we have Phone Dude content, pretty please?
this is it. this is the entire AU.
#williamwasframed!AU#alliswell!aftons#this is SO funny to me#imagine getting stuck in a wall for thirty years and when you finally get out everyone thinks you killed kids#and your entire family is dead or missing#and your life’s work has been complete overshadowed by the very crimes they’re falsely attributing to you#meanwhile this fucking guy is just. so *happy* to talk about his funky little true crime interest#and you don’t wanna be rude but like. what the hell. where’s my son.#meta talks#art#doodles#comic#fnaf#digital art#five nights at freddy's#fanart#william afton#springtrap#phone dude
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Bluestar and 43?
Like we never could before I'd fly to you tomorrow, I'm not fighting in this war I wanna drop my arms and take your arms And walk you to the shore
#mosskit#snowfur#bluestar#warriors#warrior cats#ms paint#spotify draw 2024#starclan#simulation swarm#this is like. . . i wanted to paint mosskit as more resentful?#“mom i know why you did what you did.. . you had to save the clan from thistleclaw but you were supposed to be my mom”#“and now im dead and you got what you wanted. but im dead and i never got to have you or a full life”#bc i feel like the fandom and canon paints this kitten as very forgiving#its so insane how dark a plot line this is btw
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Template stolen from twt
#what the fuck am i doing with my life#dead plate#dead plate shitpost#dead plate rodent#vince charbonneau#rody lamoree#dead plate art#dead plate fanart#fanart#deadplate#deadplate fanart#art#this might just be an excuse for me to draw them kissing#like passionately#idk
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just a normal guy surrounded by residents with evil in their hearts
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#ethan winters#hes havin a bad day im havin a bad day but with the power of takin your frustrations out on fictional characters i will prevail#he wont but thats not whats important here#i wish i was surrounded by literal horrors instead of the internal unseeable horrors that plague me so that i could justify the incredibly#hard time im havin to myself like hey its not my fault im literally dead#but anyways thats the post. heres to coping with life cheers
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February: Northern Nights 🩵
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#digital art#myart#somehow... i finished this#it is not as detailed as the others i hope to do#but i was so sick all of February so what can you do lol#i hope you all like it!!#someday i would love to see the Northern Lights!!#its a life goal of mine :)#i hope you all are doing well!!#not much to say as my brain is a little bit dead#click the image for better quality!
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AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!
#THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN NALE SAID HONOR IS DEAD#I WAS LIKE NO FUCKING WAY HE SAYS IT#AND THEN HE SAID IT#HE ACTUALLY SAID IT#HONOR IS DEAD BUT I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO#I’M GONNA BE LOSING MY MIND ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE#vin speaks#the stormlight archive#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#wind and truth#cosmere spoilers#cosmere#brandon sanderson
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sorry i stopped posting, i got medicated and also engaged
#also i work 6 days a week and am in grad school#in case you ever wondered what happened to that person you used to follow#people on twitter thought i was dead#not dead! just happy#turns out i’m someone who needs to live a mostly offline life#highly recommend!!#not art#probably my last post ever so see ya#my fiance is a really great person they’ve been my best friend for twice as long as we’ve been together#they’re very private but i’m obsessed with them#really recommend finding someone who makes you incredibly happy#genuinely hope everyone is doing well!! or as well as you can be haha
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in his primadonna girl* era 😌✨
(*playing the damsel in distress and getting locked in a tower in the middle of the french revolution so his boyfriend can rescue him from being beheaded 😏)
#good omens#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#my art#neil gaiman#what is this... me?? posting on a regular time and not in the dead of night???? no way#anyway he is the best#in his sassiest era#also can you tell I can't draw the complex ruffle design or whatever it's called to save my life?? lol#hope it came across as an artistic choice#not incompetence (which it is)
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forever thinking about that part in people love dead jews about how it's a myth that the workers on ellis island forcibly changed people's last names and most jews just petitioned in court to have their names changed because of all the antisemitism that came with being identifiably jewish.
specifically, i'm thinking of this one guy called louis goldstein who was talking about how his name is a curse and it's impossible to live a good life in the united states while being called louis goldstein, except the judge was also called louis goldstein and was like "hey excuse you what the fuck"
#louis goldstein on louis goldstein violence#there was genuinely a ton of housing and employment discrimination#so having what people could identify as a jewish name did (and for many still does) make life harder#the section is mainly a reflection on why this has gone down in the historical memory as name changes being imposed#but the louis goldsteins live rent free in my head#antisemitism#jewish history#people love dead jews#jumblr
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Can't Draw Him Anymore










Oh look, my sketching pencils are blue and orange. Wonder what that makes me think of?
#rottmnt#tmnt#fanart#rottmnt fanart#tmnt fanart#I had this idea because I was trying to draw my mother a little while back#and I drew a complete blank#like what on earth does she look like#I've looked at her almost every day of my life and I still can't picture her face?#It was a messed up feeling#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#traditional art#future leo#future mikey#rottmnt movie#tmnt leonardo#tmnt michelangelo#angst for the soul#first fanart of these guys and it's when two of them are dead#adding that crack to the wall mural was an artistic mistake that will haunt me
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Ramshackle dorm line-up!
Had to get these down after seeing so many other people's super cool designs, I love everyone hopping on the halloween gang bandwagon!!!
+ some small interactions
++ height check!
Ok but some sources say Skully is around 195 cm or 6'6 ft tall, so in reality, it's somewhat like this:
Which is just ridiculous, actually.
#like what were they feeding you 500 years ago my guy#twisted wonderland#twst#rollo's funky lil beret is non-negotiable you can pry it from my cold dead hands#kinda want to do individual sheets for each of them because i have headcanons now and it's ruining my life#rollo flamme#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#ok it's growing on me ngl#twst gidel#skully j graves#twst gino#twst jp spoilers#should i start tagging this as an au or what#jazzie's art#jazzie's stuff#also that fellow honest is so good damn i cooked
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