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i feel like there's a joke in there somewhere about purim and the ides of march being like two days apart this year. two-for-one political assassination deal?

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that poll going around about if you think that anyone has ever had a crush on you and 29% of people voted that in their opinion no one had a crush on them in any grade… like in the gentlest way your self hate has made you delusional. it doesnt matter who you are or what you look like undoubtedly as a human being on this earth at one point someone has been buying what you’re selling. you may not have known but beauty like all art is a deeply personal and variable experience and i promise you somewhere on this green wide earth someone wants to fuck you nasty style. trust and believe in yourself baby girl

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being jewish is so much fun. sometimes you're watching a show and then surprise! it's the world jewish conspiracy again

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Too many guys who claim to be into history, but what they’re really into is just the aesthetics of the Roman Empire and strategy games with maps of medieval Europe, and they haven’t picked up a nonfiction book about history since middle school

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Happy seventh night folks!

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if you love Christmas but also want to be kind and inclusive toward people who don't, or simply don't celebrate, here's my #1 tip.

stop lying about Christmas.

if the only "holiday" your holiday party includes is Christmas, call it a Christmas party.

if your "holiday" fandom event only uses Santa and Christmas graphics and is centered around the date of Christmas, call it a Christmas event (that is, presumably, open to non Christmas-celebrating fans).

if your "holiday" fic recs only contain Christmas fic, call it a Christmas rec list.

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Night one! Chag Chanukah Sameach!

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forever thinking about that part in people love dead jews about how it's a myth that the workers on ellis island forcibly changed people's last names and most jews just petitioned in court to have their names changed because of all the antisemitism that came with being identifiably jewish.

specifically, i'm thinking of this one guy called louis goldstein who was talking about how his name is a curse and it's impossible to live a good life in the united states while being called louis goldstein, except the judge was also called louis goldstein and was like "hey excuse you what the fuck"

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"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

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with nearly every piece of christmas-related media being about somebody not celebrating christmas who then ends up learning to celebrate it, is it any surprise that people in real life take it so personally when being told that somebody doesn't celebrate it?

so many christmas movie plotlines revolve around someone not wanting to celebrate christmas, and somebody else taking it upon themselves to make that person enjoy christmas at all costs. the plotline resolves by showing that person's actions as being totally justified because just look at how much happier and joyful everyone is now that they know the *magic* of christmas!

like hellooooo the grinch? arguably one of the most recognizable christmas characters of all time? he's all sad and bitter and lonely up in his cave without christmas, he gets bombarded with christmas things all day so he devises his sneaky evil plan to destroy christmas for everyone, but then reforms himself and learns to love christmas just like everyone else, happily ever after.

we are inundated with this message that people who don't like or celebrate christmas are spoilsports and buzzkills and just need to be reformed from their bitter ways. so naturally when people in real life discover someone doesn't want to celebrate christmas, well... it just doesn't occur to them that in reality, it's just a christian holiday that some people don't celebrate. that's all.

(this is something I've been thinking about for a few days and I needed to get it out, so forgive me if this reads as a barely legible stream of consciousness lmao)

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'Tis the season to unpack some stuff about Christmas from a minority perspective:

Christmas is a Christian holiday. The fact that many celebrate it in an irreligious way (which is valid!) does not change its origins, connotations, symbolism, nor what it has historically meant for religious minorities.

The idea that Christmas is "secular" (read: neutral) is a product of Christian hegemony and the blindness of many in Christian countries to the permeation of Christianity as "default" culture.

When someone says they don't celebrate Christmas since it's a Christian holiday, it is not actually reassuring or helpful to say something along the lines of "oh well it's just a secular day of family & presents for everyone! So you can celebrate it too!"

Though the above statement is usually well-intentioned, it is often distressing to hear because it is untrue and is erasing our lived experiences. The reflexive effort to make Christmas universal is a cultural reverberation of the millennia-old evangelizing effort to make Christianity universal, and as such, can be very uncomfortable for religious minorities.

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i love watching how a post about judaism gets passed between all of us so I can find all the jews here. it’s jewish geography virtual style.

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downside of studying the stalinist period is that about 60% of the time the follow up question is whether it's analogous to [insert contemporary geopolitical issue]. which is still wildly preferable to the other time people ask me weigh in on contemporary geopolitical issues, which is immediately after finding out i'm jewish

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There is no good way to be a Christmas-hater. The only social scripts we have for a Christmas-hater is someone being converted into a Christmas-lover through the power of magic or love or terrifying ghosts. Also, people assume you are just the most unfun guy in the world.

I need a cool fun guy Lover social script for being a Christmas-hater where we learn the lesson of being ourselves and true to our most genuine inner life. Which is hating the holiday so so much.

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When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.