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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 10 months

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Prostitutes, Lesbians and the Beatles🌈

#macca's gotta be one of the prettiest men in history #dead funny too #the beatles #paul mccartney #day tripper #norwegian wood #lesbian #rock n roll

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

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umblrspectrum · 29 days

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"smaller mass" you say

#she was punted first. the implications of nori still being in the pit when uzi comes down later #long post #i think. does it count if theres a lot of images and they are long #too lazy to draw 4 more lazy backgrounds so just pretend they're falling #or a second cyn. im losing my touch #struggled so hard to draw her.stupid people proportions kinda #go read ad astra per aspera its so good im munching #no like genuinely i love it so much its what got me thinking about this post #not dead just too busy reading ao3 twenty four seven to actually draw anything #art #murder drones #murder drones nori #murder drones cori #i think cori is a really funny name #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #cw blood and gore #thanks tumblr user digitalcatastrophes #if only i knew how to animate. not trying my old method again

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abovesn4kes · 3 months

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hi I’m back

#yes I’ll post real art soon this was just too funny not to post #I just got back from deadwood by the way. holy shit #if you want to see more of that look at my Instagram #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #red dead redemption 2 #meme #my art

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gipsyjr · 5 months

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ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

#fma #fma brotherhood #fma manga #van hohenheim #edward elric #alphonse elric #elric brothers #funny #humor #im dead #im going insane #does anyone else think too hard about these things?

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neutralizedfates · 2 months

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This is so random but it’s so funny that with the release of the book of bill it kinda canonically states that bill is 12 years old. Like I just rember the huge controversy over bill dip bc well dipper is 12 and bill is a billion! But then the book ten years later in an unprecedented 4D chess move says the bill is also, technically 12, like mentally? For his species? So now they’re both hilariously 12 and the ship has backwardly become unproblematic.

#neutralizedfates #I think #anyway #don’t take me too seriously #I’m just tembering the pro shop discord going on on TikTok #gravity falls #billdip #bill cipher #dipper pines #book of bill #it does make sense that he’s 12 too #based on his nrw description of middle school theater kid #like yeah #he do be acting like an Angsty middle schooler you’re right #lmao #would in turn be that dipper is problmrstic bc he would grow into an adult brain in like eight years #Vs bill required 8 billion #that would be funny #this ship has been dead for a while tho lol

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arthursfuckinghat · 7 months

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I love that Arthur has a chance to be sleeping when you load up the game, it implies that when you log out he just goes "welp, it's nap time" and next thing you know he's going honk shoo honk shoo against a rock in Rhodes

#its so funny I love this detail #its so charming too #like the game going 'yeah last time you played you tired him out now he's sleeping'#let the man sleep of course #oh I love him dearly #mick squeaks #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #liveblogging

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welcometogrouchland · 4 months

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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

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taxinealkaloids · 2 years

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horrible children who are. so so mean to each other

#tlt #the locked tomb #my art #precanon griddlehark dynamic is SO funny. the way they are just no-holds-barred absolutely AWFUL to each other.#the fact that harrow made fun of gideon for saying 'i love you' over her dead mother's grave so gideon nearly choked her to death #and then when gideon recalls this story in gtn she's just like 'yeah lol we were wild kids'#also remember when gideon responded to harrow being kind of bossy with 'your parents must have been so relieved to die' like #imagine saying that knowing full well her parents killed themselves in front of her when she was ten!!!! insane!!#there's no sense of going 'too far' between them. they casually hit what would be considered by most ppl to be 'too far' and then keep going #anyway i don't usually go in for characters-being-kids-together stuff but i will admit that childhood gid+harrow #following each other around absolutely terrorizing each other because they're desperate for each other's attention but also full of #hatred and vitriol #does compel me #like...2 very lonely very traumatized children with only each other for company. what will they do? ENDLESSLY TORTURE EACH OTHER!!!#and yet they are each other's emotional support person. its so good.

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chrliekclly · 6 months

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#frank reynolds #iasip #always sunny #just to show my thought process on the 'hmm which frank is th most deservedly unconscious' for that rb'd post #he's catatonic in th hospital but its on a bed which makes it feel too normal #in th booth its a good pose but he's awake and talking to th twins #sanitizer frank is obviously hilarious bt hes writhing around n it so....doesnt feel right #him on th ground w sausage links coming out of his pocket is so funny but hes just ACTING like hes dead....#poison i went w he is @ least fully unconscious @ th time of photo evn tho he is halfway outta th frame #plus being on th floor trumps everything (xcept maybe th 'carousel')#was hard to choose!#screencap #sweet dee has a heart attack #charlie catches a leprechaun #the gang gets quarantined #mac and charlie write a movie #the world series defense #n e 1 else remember some? only othrs i can think of is th gang replaces dee w a monkey waking up on th bar #nd wen hes on acid in th trash can on th ground n th gang gets invincible #nd maybe gang turns black waking up on th couch but....none of those r worthy imo #frank aes

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months

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NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

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ilynpilled · 3 months

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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chaosxcrushed · 1 year

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it happens on a regular basis

original under cut !!

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spacedlexi · 6 months

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some clem thru the years practice

#soooo funny they were like 'no guys we cant give minnie the backwards cap its too obvious. give her the same mirrored haircut instead'#mm i love imagery and symbolism :)#ive been drawing too much clemvi in my limited free time i need to break it up a little #the walking dead game #twdg #clementine twdg #spaced art 2024

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starryluminary · 4 months

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I liked The Arch Villain and The Schemer a little too much

#don’t look at the kiss too hard it might be a little wonky #anyway I thought about all of the potential dynamics for the stereotypes drawings but this one in particular stuck with me #noco with ale//heathers dynamic is really funny to me #Cody is proud admitting he loves Noah but Noah wants him dead (he loves him just as much)#its so FUNNY I THINK ITS FUNNY #total drama #total drama noah #td noah #total drama cody #td cody #cody anderson #noco #total drama noco #td noco #Starry makes art #I know I wrote it but ‘I need you desperately and carnally’ has me giggling to myself I hope I’m not the only one to find it funny

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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year

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Bruh fam yall I just had this idea instead of exiting the shower!

Danny and Dani are never seen together. Like ever by any other Hero.

It starts off as just Danny working with the others and then he goes home to tell Dani all about it. Or OR Dani really wanted to tag along with Danny to meet the others but hearing about how Superman was Danny is worried for her safety so it’s a “you can’t show yourself but you can come. If you promise me to stay hidden the entire time. Please” so she agrees and tags along. They both are probably very worried about the Justice League (since the ecto acts and the League aligned with the government)

Danny doesn’t join up per-say but he is like on call if they truly need help. Though normally he just shows up if they need him. They have no idea how he knows. Cut to one day Danny is unable to go so Dani goes in his place. Shes always gone with him so she knows everything he does right? Lord is Danny super worried about her, his protection obsession going into overdrive. He trusts her though and she goes.

Thing is shes also a bit worried about the League. She just shows up and tries her best to stay out of their way and get the job done. Then it happens. Shes called over with a “HEY! Phantom!” A deep breath to calm herself and she flys over. ‘It’s ok Dani they haven’t attacked Danny once. You ate gonna be fine’ kinda deal. Shes putting up a mask or smiles like Danny always does. She has seen him interact with the League tons of times so she can imitate his behaviour with them to a T.

This of course caused some confusion among the League “are you a girl?” And just like that she gets an idea. A great Idea! If they don’t know that there are two of them then one will always be able to save the other. Plus it would be funny. So she goes full ham into the bit. “Oh yea hehe its just how i feel.” Time to put on the sheepish Danny act of rubbing the back of her neck and looking away “I uhh hope you guys don’t mind me being a girl”

Bam they all bite. Saying stuff about being who you feel you are or whatever. Accepting her on the spot. Well accepting the fact that Danny can be whoever he feels right being. At least they aren’t complete assholes. Though The Batman is giving her this look. She decided to use that to her advantage. Better the team think the bat is homophobic than to get on her case. It works of course. If she learned anything from Vlad it’s how to put on an act. As she flies off she can even still hear the team berating The Batman for his old fashioned backwards ways. Takes everything she has not to giggle as she goes, can’t have Superman hearing that.

When she tells Danny about it he just giver her a wicked grin. It’s been ages since the gremlin duo had this kind of fun.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dani phantom #I know a lot of people like her name as Elli or whatever and I like that too but I can’t use it #are you gonna sit there and dead ass tell me they wouldnt wanna have as much fun confusing people as possible #yes im Danny and this is Dani #kills me #sure she would wanna figure herself out and reinvent herself without Danny in mind but can’t let this joke go it’s a too much fun #god I love messing with batman so much it’s so funny #his kids are gonna be teasing him for months about this

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