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[wanderingmind867]

A story idea I had recently:

Professor Hugo Strange is testing a new machine, designed to put his brain inside of Batman's body. But just at that crucial moment, The Joker breaks in (the reasons aren't really important right now). Meanwhile (high in the distant night sky), the demoness Tala spies Hugo Strange and Batman, and she decides to use them as pawns in a new competition against the Phantom Stranger.

She uses her magic to make the machine backfire, and she helps it rewrite reality to match her vision. She also surrounds gotham with a magical barrier, so their "game" wouldn't disturb all the other mortals. The Joker and Batman have swapped identities. Only Tala and The Phantom Stranger seem aware of what's going on, as Tala tries to use this game to prove (once and for all) that darkness can triumph over the light!

So…now I need to explain how things changed regarding Bruce Wayne and Jack Napier on this earth. So let me try my best to explain all of that. I'll go through each of the two of them, and I'll explain how their lives changed and diverged on this world here.

The Joker (Bruce Wayne): In this altered reality, Bruce Wayne lost everyone that night in Crime Alley. Alfred and his parents were all shot, and then the Falcones had his Uncle Phillip snuffed out too. With no remaining living family, Carmine Falcone adopts Bruce Wayne. And under Carmine's tutelage, the Waynes are kept firmly within the corrupt family business.

But Bruce Wayne can't be corrupted that easily. By the time that he's a teenager, he's realized what the Falcones and Hills do for a living. He wants no part in it. He starts making friends with reformist public figures, like Harvey Dent and James Gordon. Angry that he's betraying the family, Carmine Falcone drugs his adopted son with sleeping pills, and then leaves his men to dispose of Bruce's body.

In the end, Bruce's body is thrown into the abandoned chemical vats at Ace Chemicals. He's left for dead, seen as a lost cause. But he lives. The chemicals completely break his sanity, but he lives. In the time he's recovering, Falcone and Hill ruin Dent and Gordon's careers, so in retaliation, "Joker" kills Falcone and Hill, setting himself up as the boss Mayor and head of Gotham City. And from here onwards, we pretty much just have a world where Bruce Wayne is The Joker. But what happened to the real joker, one Jack Napier? Well…

Batman (Jack Napier): Jack Napier was a down on his luck comedian, currently writing for a brand new sitcom starring actor Basil Karlo. Jack was one of the lower level writers on the show, but at least he always had a home to come back to. His wife Jean and his son Mark were the pride and joy of his life. As Gotham went to ruins at the hands of the Falcones and Hills, the Napier family was getting by. And Jack Napier was even beginning to slowly make a name for himself.

In Season Two of the show, ratings were beginning to dip. Turns out Karlo wasn't as good at comedy as he was hoping he'd be, so they need a new comedic character. So Jack comes up with the idea of a weird relative of the family, who comes to stay and live with them. Jack is given a chance to play the character as the show gets retooled, and people love it. He slowly begins overtaking Basil Karlo in popularity, but Mr. Karlo doesn't mind (especially since it means he gets to go back to dramatic acting). The Basil Karlo show does Four seasons, and then it gets a spin-off all about "Jeffery Cesar Richardson" and his family.

The Richardsons becomes a hit tv sitcom, written and created by Jack Napier himself. He finally has total freedom. His wife and son finally get the life that they deserve. But one night (shortly after filming the premiere episode of season 2), the studio is held hostage by burglars. Nobody wants to stand up to them, but Jack manages to think of an idea. He sneaks away to his dressing room, works out a stunningly haphazard costume, and then tries to intimidate the burglars into leaving. Through pure coincidence, he manages to defeat them all bare handed. Now being billed as "Batman", Gotham has a new masked man of mystery to protect them.

So now the pieces are all in place. Tala has her Joker, a rich and ruthless madman with all the cunning and trickery of the original universe's Batman. Meanwhile, Jack Napier is a clumsy fool who stumbled into superheroics by accident, and would really much rather be a TV star. Can good and light triumph over darkness and evil, even in this world where the odds are stacked against them? With The Phantom Stranger's aid, anything is possible.

In the end, The Phantom Stranger and Jack Napier win the bet. Tala bitterly undoes her magic spell, turning everything in Gotham back to the way it was. The only thing left for anyone to remember anything by is a photo The Phantom Stranger managed to hold onto underneath his hat, a photo of Jack Napier smiling with his wife and child. He gives it to the Joker, then fades back into the mist to which he always returns. The Joker keeps the picture, though. He doesn't know why, but he does.

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

“Two guys, chilling in collapsing cave, 2 feet apart bleeding out because they’re not gay”

listen batjokes is cannon, no matter what anyone says.

(After this Bruce LITERALLY SAYS “I’m just going to stay here. With my friend” GUYS PLEASE 🙏 THEY’RE SO FUCKING GAY)

it’s like the most fucked up relationship in the history of ever, but yk they are fucking gay for each other.

I subscribe fully to the headcannon that Batman literally has the hots for joker, tbh he does actually want to kill him, he would actually kill him, he just has unironically feelings for him.

like in every single other universe they are either lovers or the same guy or in love with their evil/good counterparts.

flashpoint: the Batman and joker are literally Martha and Thomas Wayne.

earth something: the Batman who laughs is LITERALLY THE JOKER AND BATMAN TOGETHER IN ONE ENITY. GAY

earth something: joker is redhood still and Bruce is owlman and that universes joker flirts and likes main cannon Batman. And MAIN CANNON JOKER LIKES FUCKING OWLMAN.

I CAN GO ON.

gay, so gay.

who are we fucking kidding???

Bruce has a thing for deranged, like at this point it’s purely out of stupid love that he doesn’t kill the joker.

like it’s the only way any of his canonical actions make sense, he straight up would have left Jason to kill the joker if he didn’t care about him.

like ??????????????

anyway there you go

[bronzemettle]

Did the Atlantean sorceror Arion meddle with Power Girl’s (Karen Starr’s, not Paige/Galatea’s… though I guess there’s no reason it couldn’t have happened to her instead) memories to lead her to believe she was his granddaughter for a time in the BronzeRealms? Or has that been ironed out of her history for the BronzeRealms?

There are three Power Girls.

Power Girl, Karen Starr, from another universe

Galatea, Paige Stetler, clone imposter, chi warrior

(previous post about just those two here)

And the very real unbrainwashed granddaughter of Arion, the mermaid sorceress Karan Zal.

Zal has only rarely been to the surface world, and didn't know about either of the others when she awakened from her millennia of mystical slumber and found out the King of East Atlantis is calling himself "Aquaman" and decided to start calling herself "Power Girl".

Aquaman knew, and kept his mouth shut because he thought the coincidence was absolutely hilarious. It was years before Black Manta mistook Karan for Karen and spilled the beans, and a few more years before the two Power Girls actually met.

Galatea had already vanished into the mountains before the Mermaid Power Girl started making more regular above-water appearances, so they still haven't met.

[erinwantstowrite]

Bad news: I’m pretty sure they already made Coffee Addict!Tim cannon to one of the video games 😭

the fanfictication of canon has started...

I personally do not have issues with some of the fanon headcanons of characters, right? like coffee addict Tim is fine I guess l, I think there's some middle ground there that people don't want to accept. and like the pit rage thing for Jason I think also has potential even though I personally see it more as a brain damage thing. I am a personal believer in the fact that fan spaces should be allowed to have these headcanons and jokes, it's what makes a fanon space thrive... but they do not need to be included in canon. like yeah it would be cool if Tim and Kon got together but I actually really liked Tim and Bernard and I know DC would fuck TimKon up. it would be nice if they would look at some of what people have to say about canon themes and stories and would implement some aspects. like hey maybe I do want to see some character development in my comics. maybe i want a little less angst sometimes because having angst 24/7 dulls the impact of said angst... but including headcanons like this just makes everything feel so cheap. like it is not a fanon work it is a canon work. there is a separation there that is important. sometimes things can live on as a fanon joke and it doesn't need to be in canon

[gothgleek]

Adrian Chase Nsfw Alphabet

TW: mentions of canon torture (nothing explicit or of a sexual nature though), blood, and knife play.

Disclaimer: I do not own Peacemaker or DC Comics or the images used in any form.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

This boy is touch starved so no matter how long the two of you were going at it, Adrian will wrap around you like an octopus and kiss your neck.

Unfortunately, Adrian is also cringe. He will give you a high five and thank you for letting him ‘smash that ass!’ Every. Single. Time.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Adrian spent a lot of time crafting his body into the killing machine that it is so he loves his entire body (except his missing toes) but his most favorite would probably be his ass. He likes the way you react when you see it. But before you, it was his abs.

His favorite part of you is your ass as well. He’s an ass man.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes cumming on your ass but if you beg him enough he’ll cum inside you too. If you wear glasses, he likes covering it with cum as well.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes eating ass (but that’s hardly a secret).

He also fantasizes about fucking you while he’s on patrol but that’s unfortunately illegal so he only enjoys it in theory rather than practice. (Unfortunately, he takes vigilantism very seriously.)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a ton of experience. Honestly, he’s only had threesomes with Chris and whoever is into Chris. He tends to be ignored but he was happy to watch. “Less chances of getting my mask removed!” It takes him a minute to realize you only want him and a little longer how to have sex with only one other person.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything involving picking you up. He likes to show off how strong he is for you. He gives you a whole goofy smile and everything. Alternatively, any position where he can grab, smack, or watch his cock go in and out of your ass.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Pre- relationship, he was adamant that the mask stays ON during sex. Post relationship he was serious about learning how to please you. Other than that, the two of you are bound to burst into giggles at least twice while fucking.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is waxed because his suit is best without hair getting caught. But if you preferred he grew it out for a vacation away from vigilantism, his public hair is a dirty blonde and his chest hair is a light brown.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is hardly a natural romantic and the advice he gets from Chris has… mixed results to say the least. His attempts at romance are cheap and cheesy at the least (flower petals in the shape of a heart, a box of dollar store chocolate, some leftover pie from the diner, etc.) But he does make you feel looked at and cared for during sex.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t really get horny, maybe a few times a month, since he is pretty busy. Of course, upon meeting you he is willing to

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s into roleplay, especially the kinds where he can rescue you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s pretty vanilla in this aspect as he likes to fuck inside his place. But he does enjoy picking you up and taking you from room to room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He likes making you laugh at his dirty jokes and pickup lines. He always likes you covered in lingerie and blood and hopes to see you in both one day. Outside of you, if he kills someone in a really cool way, he will run home and start eating you out without even taking his uniform off.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

The funniest answer is that I think that Adrian has all the federal and state laws memorized so he will not do anything illegal- even the ridiculously outdated laws. Like, if you happen to be in one of the states that forbids extramarital sex like Utah or Idaho, he will not have sex with you until you cross that border.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a giver 1000% but he also enjoys getting a blowjob while you have someone else (aka Chris) or a toy in your ass and watching you give someone/a toy a blowjob while he fucks you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s used to doing it hard and fast but he does dedicate a lot of time to foreplay.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies with the two of you were born out of necessity since you’re traveling together. Even when you settle down for long periods of time, he will have a quickie in the motel room if you ask. But in those moments, he would prefer to take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I think he would be into knife play and maybe wax play but that’s as far as he will go. Someone brought up the idea of using a cattle prod and he was curious but right now he associates extreme bdsm with losing his toes and nothing is as much of a boner killer as that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

By virtue of his threesome exclusive past, he is used to going multiple rounds. His recovery period depends on how much exercise he’s gotten that day but he will use toys or something to keep you ready for him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He appreciates toys and will use them on his partner. He’s especially found of DP-ing you with a teal dildo you bought together. Sometimes, if he’s feel cruel, he’ll tie you up and leave a vibrator on your clit.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a pretty impatient guy who values the power of a quickie but he knows sometimes teasing is better than the actual sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not loud but he is super chatty and will talk you through it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would like to have sex with you on a boat with flames on it while dolphins swim around you two. Ideally, you would also be a mermaid in this scenario.

He also had Chris make him a sex playlist… depending on your taste in music, it’s very cute or incredibly cringey.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Solid muscle with a v line and no body hair and an ass like a baseball player. He likes to say he’s as smooth as a dolphin.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty low. You usually are the one to initiate things. Non-sexually though, he is pretty clingy and wants to be with you all the time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty quickly, he likes to keep his days and nights busy after all!

[callsignvulture]

141 + Graves Music Headcannons‼️🎶

This is based off of a conversation I had with my roommate and boyfriend months ago. Idc if these are accurate- these were just our headcanons! This took me all damn day to write, so I hope it’s…at least decently good!:]

Simon “Ghost” Riley:

Bands: Shinedown, Theory Of A Deadman, Seether, Three Days Grace, Saving Abel, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Drowning Pool.

Top 5 listened to songs: Rx(Medicate), 45 , Just Like You , The Vengeful One, California Dreaming

In his younger years, he definitely would have joined in mosh pits at concerts. If he tried that now? God he’d be leaving out of that venue with a headache, body pains and more bruises and scars on him than when he arrived there. Because of this, he prefers to sit a fair bit away from the stage, but in the middle so he can see the whole stage.

Soap makes fun of him for it, making comments like it, “Ah cannae decide if ye're tryin' tae be somebody's faither, or if ye're just actin' like Price. Come on, LT, get wi' the times. Ye're no an auld man like Price just yet.”

But don’t let that fool you- Ghost has definitely influenced Soap’s music taste. Soap just won’t admit it.

Bonus!: Ghost would listen to…well, Ghost. Why? “‘S my name, ain’t it?”

John “Soap” MacTavish:

Bands: Twenty One Pilots, One Republic, System Of A Down, Måneskin, Limp Bizkit, Green Day, Blink-182, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Games We Play.

Top 5 most listened to songs: Coffee’s For Closers, Get A Job, Fairly Local , Beverly Hills , What’s My Age Again?

Had a pop punk phase he never grew out of, and was definitely a teenage dirtbag(🥁).

His whole reality breaks when he overhears a recruit call any of the late 2000s/early 2010s bands he listens to “vintage”.(Price and Ghost just laugh and tell me he’s too young to feel that way.)

Really fun at concerts surprisingly. He always tries to be in the pit at the concerts for his favorite bands, and goes WILD if he gets noticed by an artist he really likes.

Price, Ghost and Gaz don’t really understand why he likes the music that he does.

Bonus!: When Gaz listens to Kanye, he’ll blast Taylor Swift just to fuck with him. He doesn’t like Taylor Swift, he just likes to see Gaz get frustrated. “You know she’s only popular ‘cause of ‘im, right Soap?” “Ah dinnae care. Ah juist like te disturb yer peace, Gaz.”

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

Bands: Arctic Monkeys, Rihanna, The Neighborhood, Kanye West, The Weeknd, Shaggy, Dr.Dre, Kendrick Lamar, Hozier, The Cardigans, Beyoncé.

Top 5 most listened to songs: It Wasn’t Me, Reflections, Love The Way You Lie, Knee Socks, Dark Times

God he’s a certified lover boy AGH-

Imagine: Gaz waking up in the early hours of the morning, sunlight on his skin, looking fine as hell…and “It Wasn’t Me” is playing on the radio AAAAAA-💕(like a damn scene straight out of a movie I swear-)

Gaz likes going to concerts and like Soap, will try to be front and center, but he’s not nearly as energetic and wild. He’d more than likely mellow out with some fruity drink.

Before Gaz joined 141, back when he was an officer, he would definitely make whoever was his ride along listen to Rihanna or Beyoncé in the early hours of his shift. Now when he’s on missions with 141 and he’s in control of the radio, he’s more likely to play Kendrick Lamar or Kanye West, much to Ghost and Price’s annoyance. Soap is the only one who doesn’t complain.

Bonus!: Surprisingly, Gaz is open to listening to any kind of music, even if he doesn’t like. Once sat down with Ghost in the common room and let Ghost show him the music he listened to. Obviously, he wasn’t a fan of it, but he appreciated it nonetheless. “Sorry, ‘s just not my style. But thanks anyways, Lieutenant.”

Captain John Price:

Bands/Artists: Guns ‘N Roses, Metallica, Kiss, AC/DC, Twisted Sister, Ozzy Osbourne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Mötley Crüe, Ramones, Post Malone(there’s a reason for this, stick with me-)

Top 5 Most Listened To Songs: Seek & Destroy, Rock You Like A Hurricane, Dr.Feelgood, Sunflower, Street Fighting Man

Headcanon(Thanks to my boyfriend): 141 had a movie night. Soap and Gaz wanted to watch Into The Spiderverse, which Ghost and Price agreed too(reluctantly). Price really liked the song Sunflower, and after the movie, Gaz and Soap sat down with Price and showed him more of Post Malone’s music. He’s not a huge fan of the rest of his music, but he does really like that song.

Price’s music taste hasn’t changed since he was younger, still listening to the same bands he listened to in the 80s. Definitely gets somewhat upset when he sees someone his age wearing a shirt of the band but can’t tell him any songs by the artist.

Doesn’t go to concerts anymore unless the team wants to go. Would prefer to go to a bar and listen to music while getting drinks with his mates.

Bonus!: Price is the type of guy to look at people who don’t listen to his kind of music and ask, “Oi, lads, who sings this?” “Eh...Ah havnae a clue...Guns N Roses?” “Metallica, Cap’in?” “No, ‘s definitely Kiss.”In reality, he already knows who’s singing it, and they’re all wrong.

Commander Phillip Graves:

Bands/Artist: Morgan Wallen, Tim McGraw, Blake Shelton, Bruce Springsteen, Florida Georgia Line, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryan, Big & Rich, Jason Aldean, Sam Hunt, Luke Combs, Toby Keith, Alabama, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Top 5 most listened to songs: God’s Country, Save A Horse(Ride A Cowboy), She’s Country, Dirt On My Boots, Should’ve Been A Cowboy.

What can I say? Southern man loves country music.

He’s not allowed to go to concerts anymore due to the fact that he has gotten drunk on several occasions & had to be escorted out:(

He had a crush on Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood at some point in his life and I won’t explain how I know that.

Makes the Shadows listen to his playlist when out on missions to the point where most of them could easily identify what country artist is who.

Bonus!: Absolutely hates any non-country artist who tries to make country music. Like when Beyoncé released Texas Hold ‘Em, he was absolutely livid.

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Hihiii, I love your writing so much and finally worked up the courage to request something

I was wondering if I could please request Aqualad, Wally west, Jason Todd, (aged up) Damian Wayne and Bale!Bruce Wayne dating female reader who has like- really curly hair https://pin.it/5FPvV79

DC Characters x CurlyHair!Reader Headcanons

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Aqualad

• He loves your hair and the way it flows, whether that be tight or loose curls. He’s very much attracted to them and would like to touch them if he can when the two of you are alone, and is always inclined to help you detangle them if they ever get caught or knotted.

• He would like to be able to touch it, but after spending time with you he knows that you may not want him to if you spend a lot of time caring and keeping your curls intact. He wouldn’t want to mess your hair up or ruin your routine, so he’ll only go out of his way to touch it after asking you first or letting him know that he’s always welcome to under the right circumstances.

• He will help you style it or look for new ways to do your hair if you’re looking to change things up a bit. He also has a lot of patience, so it wouldn’t bother him if you had to borrow him for a while as you figure out how to do your hair in a new way with his help.

• Whenever he’s out getting things for himself, he’ll always ask if you need anything picked up for yourself, including hair products. He may not know what you use, but after spending a lot of time with you in private and around your things, he’ll start to naturally gravitate towards products that would work best for your kind of curls and thickness.

• He would be completely fine with you embracing your curly hair, and if you ever wanted to change it up he’s still going to support you. Whether you want to get it straightened or cut (or even permed to make it curlier) he’ll support you. It’s your hair and he really doesn’t see why you would need his input other than when he’s helping you with your hair directly.

Wally West

• Wally would be a huge fan of your curly hair and he will probably spend a lot of time looking at it no matter how it’s styled or condition it’s in. He doesn’t care how you wear it, but he loves the fact that they’re there and hopes you never get rid of them or cut them.

• Wally is always very sweet and gentle when it comes to your hair, so when the two of you are relaxing together he does hope that he'll be allowed to touch your hair. He may even mess up your hair just as a way to tease you, just as long as he knows that it won't seriously upset you.

• Wally may not be the best at styling other people's hair, his own hair is another situation. He does try his best when he plays with it, and would typically style it to have fun and to have an excuse to be with you if you allow him rather than doing it for serious occasions and events.

• He would be great at getting you any products you need, not only because he's fast, but because he won't just pick up the first thing he sees. If you give him specific instructions, he will follow them, and after only a couple of times of doing this for you, he'll probably memorise all the products you love just so he can keep them stocked up for you.

• Wally wouldn't care what you did with your hair, and he'll give you constant compliments about it no matter how you decide to wear it. If you do consider ever changing it or cutting it then he'll be fine with it no matter what you do.

Jason Todd

• Jason is a big fan of hair that he's able to appreciate, whether that be straight or curly, so having curly hair won't be a bother to him. He's the type of person to ask about it without coming across as rude and it's one of your features that he appreciates the most.

• Jason would like to be able to touch your hair, but if you tell him no then he will try his best to respect your boundaries. If he was allowed to touch it then he would most likely just spend his time playing with it a little bit when the two of you are having downtime, and would try his best to not mess it up.

• He would be happy to style it for you but he will get incredibly frustrated if he isn't used to dealing with curly hair. It's quite different to straight hair and needs more time to get the products through properly if you're using any. He'll try his best, but you can't expect him to stay completely calm through the entire process the first few times he tries to style it for you.

• If the specific product you want isn't there after you ask him to hand it to you, or go out and buy it for you, he wouldn't be the best at recognising which product would be a good alternative. He would try his best, but he doesn't have much experience with needing a specific thing in most instances.

• If you were ever going to cut some of your curls or get a new style such as having your hair relaxed or tying it up more often, then Jason wouldn't mind. He'd rather you be comfortable than have to put up with your hair getting in the way whenever you try to do something. Especially if you have a lifestyle like his, which may mean your hair is easier to grab.

Damian Wayne

• Damian doesn't really have a preference for what kind of hair you have, so your hair being curly wouldn't be important to him in any way. However, he will still appreciate it and recognise it as one of your features that he loves.

• Are they allowed to touch it - If you're generally uncomfortable by people touching your hair in all situations then Damian wouldn't mind also not being allowed to touch it. He also hates when people invade his personal space, so he completely understands when you tell him you don't want him to touch it if that is the case.

• Damian probably wouldn't be a huge fan of sitting down to help you style your hair, or styling it for you, as hair isn't a huge interest to him - he really doesn't care how you have you hair. He also may associate eccentric hair styles with his mother due to the various ways she wears it, so it all depends on how close he actually is towards you.

• Getting you products would never be a problem for him, although he may be a bid tired of getting you a lot of things at once when he doesn't see the need for so many products at once. He's sure he can find a way for you to keep your hair just as good with much fewer products, and in doing so will be saving you quite a bit of money too.

• He lets you do anything you want to your hair, so if you want to cut it, change style, or dye it in any way he will be supportive of you. Don't ask for his opinion on it though, you'll definitely get a blunt answer in return.

Bruce Wayne

• Bruce keeps his own appearance to the very basics, so if you were to have curly hair then he likes the fact that it isn't something simple that he's used to seeing every day. You hair can have variety and he wouldn't care how long it is as long as he could see it whenever you're around.

• Bruce wouldn't touch your hair if the two of you were in public or if he knew that you had spent a lot of time working on it to make it look perfect. However, if the two of you were relaxing in private together he would like to be allowed to touch or play with your hair at least a little bit.

• Bruce knows nothing about styling curly hair, so it might not be a common thing for him to do even if you do ask him to. He's a very busy man and he would like to learn how to style it, but if it was for an event he would prefer for you to do it yourself or he'll pay for someone to do it who really does know how to work with your hair type.

• Bruce doesn't even go out himself to get the products or treatments he may need to look after his own hair so it's very unlikely that he would ever do it personally for you to. He would get someone to pick them up for you if you knew exactly what you needed, or they would already be there ready for you as soon as the last batch ran out.

• Bruce is always going to be brutally honest with you, so if he genuinely thought you suited the style you were considering to change to then he would encourage you as much as he could, and if he thought you wouldn't suit something then he'd going to be honest with that too. You're almost always able to trust his judgement.

[bobur-the-berry-guy]

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• Will write fics, oneshots, headcanons, drabbles, maybe more

• Will write smut

• Will take requests from inbox or comments on this specific post

• there's barely any romantic things in my inbox, p l e a s e if u want anything romantic just request it im starving </3

•Wont write male reader(will write mostly gn), pregnancy, yandere n similiar, noncon/dubcon, anything life-threatening in a kinky way, incest, piss n shit and such

I will write for:

-tokyo revengers, mha, jjk, tbhk, twisted wonderland, blue exorcist, windbreaker, dandadan, rottmnt, windbreaker, soul eater, haikyuu, dr stone, demon slayer, kamisama kiss, dc-verse, mob psycho 100, mashle, naruto, one piece and a lot more

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Masterlist is still under construction, i'll add anything new if theres anything to add!!

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Take a hint

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader

Summary: husband!Hotch making sure he shows his ring while being hit on (requested by my babe @jayxox)

Word count: 690

A/N: I have so many headcanon and blurb requests which I'm so happy to finally be able to get around to answering!! I wanted to start with this one because I'm OBSESSED with this idea.

"Ugh! Look at her..." you huffed as you looked across the police station to where your husband was filling in the lead detective of the case. "She is practically drooling over him."

Emily's eyes followed your eye line to where you were looking and began to laugh.

"It's not funny Em! we've been here for 4 days and she's spent more time with Aaron than I have in our whole marriage!" you exclaimed.

"I think that's a bit of an overreaction Mrs H." Derek laughed from his place at the evidence board with Reid.

"Look! She can't keep her hands off of him!" you said exasperatedly. "Can't she see he's wearing a wedding ring? Not to mention we've walked in together everyday since we've been here."

"Y/N, I wouldn't worry." Emily chuckled. "Hotch isn't going to drop 2 years of marriage away for some detective he's known for 5 minutes."

"I know that! I just can't stand to see someone hitting on him. He's my husband." you frowned which caused the whole team to laugh.

_____

"Honey?" Aaron's voice came from beside you in the tiny bed you were sharing in the hotel. "Have I done something to upset you? You seem.... mad at me."

The worry in his voice caused instant guilt to settle in your stomach. You weren't annoyed at him, you hated that he thought he had done something. You were just fed up with seeing Detective Cassey flirting with him all day.

You sat up in the bed and looked at him. "No baby... I'm not mad at you..." you paused.

"I feel a but coming..." Aaron replied.

"It's just... Detective Cassey." you pout.

"What about Detective Cassey?" Aaron asked with a confused tone.

"You can't tell me you haven't noticed she's been all over you since we got to Boston!" You say. "You're meant to be the world's best profiler!"

"Honey... are you jealous?" Aaron asked, an amused look on his face.

"This isn't funny! Don't act like you don't get jealous. Remember that police officer in California? You practically had steam blowing from your ears if he even so much as walked past me!"

"Y/N... you're my wife. A detective on a case casually flirting with me is nothing to worry about. I love you and nothing is going to change that." he smiled before placing a soft kiss on your temple.

_____

Two days later, there was a breakthrough and the case was wrapped up - the killer had been arrested and put behind bars. Aaron was relieved the case was over, he just wanted the two of you to get home and see Jack.

"Agent Hotchner!" called a voice from behind him, he quickly finished his discussion with Dave before turning to face Detective Cassey.

"Thank you again for coming to help us out! It really is appreciated." she smiled brightly, leaning a hand out to lay on his arm.

Aaron began twisting the wedding ring on his finger in the hope she noticed it and took the hint but Detective Cassey just kept her eyes on his face.

"Agent... Aaron, can I call you that?" before Hotch could respond, she carried on. "If you ever found yourself back in Boston or maybe if I am ever in DC, would you want to meet up?" She asked boldy.

Aaron paused before reaching his hand up to run his finger through his hair - this time, Detective Cassey finally noticed the bold silver band that sat snuggly on his ring finger. Her face dropped as she knew she had been given an answer without Aaron even muttering a word.

"Er... yes. Perhaps my wife and I, Agent L/N, could stop for a chat if we ever cross paths again." Aaron replied, ensuring he put emphasis on the 'wife' part.

Detective Cassey stammered. "Um... Er, yes. thank you again." she quickly shook Aaron's hand before walking off to her office.

From that moment on, Aaron made it very clear he was married, the silver wedding band always being on show for people to see and take the hint.

[ivysmidnightramblings13]

Bane NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Bane from DC and Arkham Origins (really any version)

Warning: Mentions of sex...duh. This is obvious my own take and thoughts on the character btw

Notes: I don't write these very much, so may be cringe or OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's a huge teddy bear and holds you close to him, kisses the top of your head and massages your back until you fall asleep. Once your asleep he's quick to go do anything else (like work out) to feel less soft and vulnerable.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his muscles (without Venom) and brain. He loves being strong enough to pick you up, carry you around, pin you down, whatever, he just likes having his way with you.

He loves your legs and hips, especially if you're toned and athletic, they feel nice under his hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves filling you up and covering you in it, he'll drink it from you, he does not care, he's dealt with worse messes and the sight of his cum on or in you is a pleasure

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would hate fuck you on the daily, he doesn't hate you just has a lot of pent up anger at the world, but he can't understand why you put up with him...why you stay with him or want to be around him. He has to hold back so much so he doesn't accidentally harm you or kill you, but sometimes he wonders how much you could take.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience, he knows what he's doing and where to hit, squeeze, or kiss, he's a little too good...but he's still trying to learn the intimate aspects, instead of using it purely as a form of stress relief.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Again he's a simple man, missionary or Doggy, but he loves cowgirl/boy...really anything he can hold your hips or neck

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a serious man, and sensual, he's going to treat you like royalty but also make sure you know you belong to him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd say he does take care of himself, he's groomed well. He's a smart man who takes pride in his brains and brawn

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends on his mood, or how shitty his day was, but truly he cares for you so deeply and will do his best to be gentle with you. He'll hold you close and kiss up and down your skin, leaving love bites here and there. You're addicting to him and he's going to tell you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it much or at all. It's more of a nuisance and waste of time for him. He's a busy man, and if he needs a release he'll seek out the real thing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, especially if you're smaller than he is, and a domination and breeding kink. Again there's just something about making you submit to him and making you a total mess that he loves.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The privacy of his room or base, maybe in the gym on the bench press, but anywhere private and comfortable. He just wants it to be you and him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger and stress usually, but seeing you smile or laugh...seeing you as this ray of sunshine, a touch of hope on his worst days he loves that. But start being a little bratty, a little daring with him, and he'll want to dominate you and put you back in your place

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't do anything to you, or even go near you, while on Venom. He's too scared of hurting you when he's off it, he's sure he'd kill you or seriously injure you on it. Venom is absolutely positively off limits to you, you aren't allowed to be near it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, making you squirm and melt under his touch, holding you down, listening to you beg or murmur. Hes so good, a little too good, with his fingers and tongue. You look way too good...especially if you take the initiative and want to give to him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard and rough!

Except he does love just holding you and feeling your body against his at times. You're softer than he is, warmer. You're a comfort to him, and he'll whisper sweet words to you...before he snaps and has to break you, reminding you just how small you are.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It's a waste of his time. If he's going to fuck you it's going to be done properly. He wants you comfortable and completely at his disposal...however, if he was particularly stressed or something, he'd drag you to the side.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll experiment with positions and where he'll fuck you (maybe in front of people or a few quickies), but he's not going to get too creative and introduce anything other than his body, he's too scared of the risk, at least he knows what he himself is capable of mostly and can control that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of Stamina, and I mean a lot, this man can bench and lift way too much and is always trying to beat his personal bests...so he'll go as long as you let him, or as long as you can last

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

None

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease necessarily, more so dirty talks to you or taunts you. If he's doing that though he's in a good mood, because he'll do it lightheartedly unless he had a particularly bad day

"I know you can't take it all, Cariña," "You're doing so well," "Te ves hermosa mi amor,"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not very loud or noisy at all, he groans and breathes heavy, but he won't really say anything unless asked and you have to beg

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He mixes in Spanish a lot to his sentences, or has little pet names for you in Spanish. He does it more so when he's frustrated or angry, but he loves saying sweet nothings to you.

"What's wrong, mi amor?" "Mi vida..."

He's very gentle and soft with you on the daily.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just a little above average, nothing monstrous or tiny, kinda in the middle. There's more girth than length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high, but he still enjoys it with the right person, but he doesn't seek it out or catch himself thinking about it much. He's a busy man

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He won't fall asleep fast, you're out before he is. He'll probably do a few rounds of the space you're in, make sure everything's alright, get water or work out, he'll come back to check on you, maybe hold you close and cuddle for a bit, but he has so many things to do.

[eclipixels]

MASTERLIST

Blue Lock Masterlist

Love and Deepspace Masterlist

Who I write for (NO incest, podophilia, pedophilia, or urolagnia. Am open to most other requests.)

Individuals: • Anakin Skywalker • Ken Kaneki • Leon Kennedy

Fandom List (Animes): • Attack on Titan • Blue Lock • Death Note • Jujutsu Kaisen • Naruto

Other Fandoms: • DC Comics • Harry Potter • Love and Deepspace • Marvel Comics • Miraculous Ladybug

!I'm 17, so if anyone has a problem with that, simply don't interact!

None of my shit is proofread/copy edited, so I apologize for any and all typos 😭 dm me to fix any if they're that bothersome

Requests open

Just DM me if you wanna be mutual 😽

BLUE LOCK

Reunion (Sae and Rin) Flow (Sae and Rin) . Valentine Dance (Blue Lock x Reader) Fit Check (Blue Lock x Reader) Pathetic (Blue Lock x Reader) Casual (Blue Lock x Reader) Afterglow (Blue Lock x Reader) Fruit roll up (Blue Lock x Reader) First Kiss (Blue Lock x Reader) Jude (Blue Lock x Reader) Sunset Lovers (Blue Lock x Reader) . Nineteen (Oliver Aiku x Reader) . Qué Delicia (Sae Itoshi x Reader) Clichés (Sae Itoshi x Reader) Worry (Sae Itoshi x Reader) Attention (Sae Itoshi x Reader) Las Flores de España (Sae Itoshi x Reader) . Virtue (Reo Mikage x Reader) 🍋 Grump (Reo Mikage x Reader) Avoid (Reo Mikage x Reader) Opulence (Reo Mikage x Reader) . Whiffing (Seishiro Nagi x Reader) . Fidelity (Michael Kaiser x Reader) . Teasing the Monster (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) 🍋 Through the Phone (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) 🍋 Hop off (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) "Huh?" (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Slursagi (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Makes Sense (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Mine pt.1 (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Yours pt.2 (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) 🍋 Watch (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Broke Kids (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Push-ups (Yoichi Isagi x Reader)Believe (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Still The Same (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Your Fans? (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Ctrl C + Ctrl V (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Everything Bath (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Delicate Start (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Snapchat (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Bushes (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Superglue!? (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Yap (Yoichi Isagi x Reader) Autograph (Yoichi Isagi x Reader)

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KEN KANEKI

Kidnapped (Ken Kaneki x Reader) Pregnant pt.1 (Ken Kaneki x Reader) Parenthood? pt.2 (Ken Kaneki x Reader) That Date (Ken Kaneki x Reader)

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CORIOLANUS SNOW

Partition (Coriolanus Snow x Reader)🍋 I Didn't Sabotage Your Project (Coriolanus Snow x Reader)🍋 His Preformer (Coriolanus Snow x Reader)🍋 Role of the First Lady (Coriolanus Snow x Reader)🍋 Roses (Coriolanus Snow x Reader)

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L&DS

Alien Superstar (L&DS x Reader) . Masterpiece (Rafayel x Reader)🍋 Rafayel NSFW Audio (Rafayel x Reader)🍋 Meanie (Rafayel x Reader) Homesick (Rafayel x Reader) Candid (Rafayel x Reader) Sink (Rafayel x Reader) Lover's Mark (Rafayel x Reader) Hyperpigmentation (Rafayel x Reader) . Our Past? (Sylus x Reader) Auction (Sylus x Reader)🍋 Sylus Headcanons (Sylus x Reader)🍋

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DC

Sunshine (Dick Grayson x Koriand'r) . Babysitting (Jason Todd x Reader)

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Naruto

Konoha Chronicles: Not in The House! . Signature Dish (Kakashi Hatake x Reader)

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Misc

Relentless (K-pop Idol x Reader) Push (Shoto Todoroki x Reader)

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Jujutsu Kaisen

Found Again (Satoru Gojo x Reader) Bitter Sweets (Satoru Gojo x Reader)

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[lazywrites]

Hi everyone!

★ You guys can call me L, i'm older than 20 and younger than 30!, i'm a longtime comicbook enthusiast and love coming up with OC's and headcannons.

★I'm open to exchange headcannons and doodles with everyone about comic characters, i really love both DC and Marvel.

★This blog will mainly be focused on selfship (xreader) and OCxcanon.

★ But to keep from being overwhelmed i will write for mainly X-men characters (especially from the '97 series) and a few other mutants of your choice.

★I am open to writing and perhaps even drawing nsfw for all characters whose canon age is above 20.

★ X-men'97 is my current hyperfixation, so i will be writing for most characters who we see on the show, yes, the female ones especially.

★ This account is mainly for practicing my writing and coming up with fun superhero designs, so please tell me about your OC and i will gladly sketch them for you! I also absolutely love to exchange headcanons so feel free to send them and request from me.

★ I'm not inclined to write for OC's, if you send me any i'll design them an outfit and sketch them for practice, my writing will be limited to Xreader content.

★ If you decide to send me your OC make sure it's not on anon and that you at least have dms open or follow me for good courtesy, it's not required but if i can't message you i won't do your request.

★ I have my own projects to work on, so your request might take a few days, i can only do so much so be patient.

★ English is not my first language, so if there are any glaring problems let me know and i will make sure to try and improve!

★ This blog is a work in progress, and i will improve it on due time, this is just a basic introduction, thanks.

[aphroditelovesu]

Hello my love, can I ask what you are working on right now?

Of course, anon. My other wip lists are all update, but I added a few more things to this one.

Yandere Ramsay Snow/Bolton Headcanons (General) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere House Targaryen Headcanons (Aerys II, Rhaella, Rhaegar, Viserys and Daenerys) (Platonic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Daenerys Targaryen Headcanons (General) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Jon Snow/Aegon Targaryen Headcanons (General) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Khal Drogo/Daenerys Targaryen Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Robb Stark Headcanons (General) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Viserys/Daenerys Targaryen Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Tywin Lannister Headcanons (Platonic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere House Lannister Headcanons (Platonic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Aegon the Conqueror Headcanons (A Song of Ice and Fire)

Yandere Maegor the Cruel Headcanons (A Song of Ice and Fire)

Yandere Daerier Family (Platonic) (Arkyos Angel)

Yandere Julian Daerier Headcanons (General) (Arkyos Angel)

Yandere Ian Daerier Headcanons (General) (Arkyos Angel)

Yandere Tamlin Headcanons (General) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Rhysand Headcanons (General) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Lucien Vanserra Headcanons (General) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Azriel Headcanons (General) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Cassian Headcanons (General) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Inner Circle Headcanons (Platonic) (A Court of Thorns and Roses) (POSTED)

Yandere Bat Boys/Rhysand, Azriel and Cassian Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Apollo w/Hera's Child Headcanons (Romantic) (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Endless Family Headcanons (Platonic) (Sandman)

Yandere BTS Boyfrind Headcanons (Romantic) (BTS)

Yandere BLACKPINK Reactions (BLACKPINK)

Yandere Apollo/Ares Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Caesar Augustus/Octavian Headcanons (General) (Historical Characters)

Yandere House Stark Headcanons (Platonic) (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Diana Prince/Wonder Woman Headcanons (Platonic) (DC)

Yandere Golden Trio Headcanons (Platonic) (Harry Potter)

Yandere Barry Allen Headcanons (General) (The Flash/DC)

Yandere Hermes/Apollo Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Stefan Salvatore Headcanons (Romantic/NSFW) (The Vampire Diaries)

Yandere Damon/Stefan Salvatore Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) (The Vampire Diaries)

Yandere Mikaelson Family Headcanons (Platonic) (The Originals)

Yandere Prince Charming (Kit) Headcanons (General) (Cinderella/Disney)

Yandere Dimitri Headcanons (General) (Anastasia/Disney)

I've added all of these but that doesn't mean that I'm working on all of them at the same time, rather that they are the main ones that I'm going to write. This can be changed depending on the case, but for now these and others are mentioned in other wip lists.

If your order didn't appear on one of my lists, don't be sad! I will write all of them in due time! :)

~ Lady L

[totally-lyrical]

Heya, hiya, nice to meet ya, my name is Lyric, he/him pronouns please

this is the blog where i reblog too many things and scream into the void about my fandoms!!!

this post here is gonna be to help me keep track of things so i can find them later!

Under the cut is the detailed stuff, but right here is the rundown...

be nice to me and others!

fanart is not only welcome, but encouraged!

My Ao3 is MercilessMidnight and i write dumb shit there

My twitch is also MercilessMidnight and a stream dumb shit there

My YouTube is also also MercilessMidnight and i make dumb shit there (link not working, please be patient)

first off, my counters...

Times Lyric got jumpscared by five nights at freddy's (including flinches, vocal reactions, and physical jumps): 54

Current total fandoms: 30

next up, details!

Current Hyperfixation: writing

Current Main Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug

My tags!

Frostbound Book - Posts related to the novel I'm working on called Frostbound.

Vessel of Pestilence - Posts related to my Kallamar Cult of the Lamb AU.

Crown of Conquest - Posts related to my Cult of the Lamb AU that needs it's own whole post to describe

Good Intentions - Posts about my Persona 5 Royal no metaverse AU.

Elevator to Heaven - Posts about my Persona 5 Royal roleswap AU.

In Our Ranks - Posts about my. my among us fanfic. yeah im sorry

Ladybird AU - Posts about my Miraculous Ladybug salt au.

Writing tag - just miscellaneous writing or poetry.

Art tag - drawings and arts and such. i am not good at art but that will not stop me

The Great Goose of Gotham - Posts about my DC OC Goose.

Dr. James Wright - Posts about my OC James Wright. hes a fruit

Aryn Ross - Posts about my OC Aryn Ross. He is James Wright's love interest.

Science Yaoi - Posts about the Aryn x James ship.

Cicerobot - Posts about my OC Cicero, a robotic jester.

Splatoon Headcanons - My tag for my headcanons about splatoon.

Lyric's Collection of People from Outside the US - exactly what it says on the tin

Posts about L - my tag for talking about my irl friend L

Here's a complete list of fandoms...

Cult of the Lamb, Splatoon, Alice: Madness Returns, Portal, Hollow Knight, Five Nights at Freddy's, Poppy Playtime, Stardew Valley, Hermitcraft, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Hazbin Hotel, Miraculous Ladybug, Danny Phantom, Monster High, Ever After High, Camp Camp, LEGO Monkie kid, Batfatm, Minecraft: Story Mode, Power Rangers, Hades, The Stanley Parable, Skyrim, Super Mario Brothers, Nicktoons Unite, Persona 5, Persona 4, Persona 3, Voltron, UNDERTALE, etc

[to-the-stars8]

With regard to the headcanons request for dc characters:

Bruce watches old recorded Gray Ghost episodes when he’s stressed

Jon is secretly a cat person

Clark has spent time learning as many languages as he can get his hands on for the sole purpose of understanding when people are asking for help

Lois is dyslexic

Alfred is pansexual

Bruce curls up like L from Death Note when he’s comfortable— knees to his chest, hunched like a gargoyle— but when he’s upset he stands straight and straightens his shoulders like a creature puffing up to make itself look bigger

Damian is a gamer and loves puzzle games like Portal and metroidvanias but hates first person games, especially shooters

Damian reads shojo manga (romance and such) while Tim reads shounen (action/adventure) and Jason reads slice-of-life but none of them know either of the others is into manga/anime

Duke and Alfred have exactly the same sense of humor

Alfred and Jason make each other’s birthday cakes since they have the same birthday

Alfred and Cass can both knit and crochet, Bruce and Jason can knit but not crochet, Dick and Duke can crochet but not knit, Tim and Damian are disasters and not allowed near yarn

Selina has eaten grass because her cats were eating it and she was curious what it tasted like

Diana Prince can cry on command but only cries accidentally when someone has lied to her

The member of the Justice League with the longest record for hours gone without sleeping is Captain Marvel because his magical construct body doesn’t make him sleep like normal physical bodies do. The second longest record holder is Hal Jordan.

Alfred picked up some magic to help him get through all the household maintenance things around the manor each day but no one has noticed so he continues to leave it unmentioned

Sorry, it took me so long to respond to this!! I'm terrible when it comes to responding to asks lol. I honestly loved all of these!! Esp, the Lois Lane one bc that b def cannot spell in canon. Not to mention the Clark one, ahhh my mans is too good for this world. Imagine how surprised but not surprised Bruce would be. Thank you for sharing these with me!! xoxo

[allaboardthevespa]

Let's go everyone: time to share my Ellabby headcanons

Been wanting to get these out there for a good long while. I won't HC too much about what happens in the present season cuz it's still airing, but this is how I see them as a couple.

So when everyone grows more used to Gabby's eccentricities or Ellie helps everyone accept her more, I can definitely see Alec, Jake, Dan (once he apologizes for trying to vote Gabby off), Ashley+Will and Drew getting along with them best. They all keep in touch with one another post-DC. And I definitely see Jake and Ashill going "awww!" when they're being affectionate or exchanging words of love...while Drew just holds up a piece of paper saying "Nice" lmao

In terms on if they met the contestants of Total Drama...I feel like they'd get on best with Bridgette (especially her), Geoff, Izzy, Owen, Dawn, Ella, Jasmine, 2023 Emma (provided she's not still dating Chase) and the Vegans from RR. Maybe Gwen too.

It's already canonically confirmed that Gabby owns a LOT of pets, though given her father didn't take care of them well...oof. Well when they move in together they're gonna get a LOT of pets. Like...a LOT a lot of pets.

Ellie's the kind of girl that usually is introverted, quiet and often a little snarky, but I get the feeling she just melts like putty when she's with her girlfriend, and they tend to be quite affectionate in public. Nothing over-the-top or constantly make-outy like Geoff and Bridgette, but they love to give each other hugs, lots of kisses on their forehead, nose, cheek and a few lip kisses too, and exchanging lots of "I love you"s and terms of endearment.

Speaking of which, I see them as a pet name-using couple, but nothing sugary like "sweetiekins" or "googoopie", but rather simple ones like "my love", "darling" and "honey", or pretty-sounding ones like "forest rose" and "twinkling star". Gabby's favorite pet name for Ellie is "Sunset Angel" while Ellie's favorite pet name for Gabby is "Nature Princess".

Given the kind of person Gabby is, they don't go to big, bustling cities often for their vacations, often preferring less busy places like small towns and countrysides.

They also love having picnics. Especially in parks and gardens, or on beaches at nighttime.

Along with picnics, one of their favored kinds of dates is to simply go on nature walks together in quiet places like a forest or a meadow, just enjoying nature and one another's company.

They. Love. Exchanging flowers. Gabby's favorites are tulips and hyacinths while Ellie's favorites are peonies and lavenders. They often sneak in some red roses too to represent their love for one another. (Oh and they love stitching flower crowns for one another two.)

They're both pretty ticklish. However I feel like Gabby's the more ticklish of the two. Ellie loves tickling her simply cuz it makes her happy to see Gabby laughing (and she LOVES the way she laughs)

Every night when there's a full moon, they go out to cuddle underneath it together. Even if it's raining, cuz they l-o-v-e to kiss under the rain

Ellie's great at playing guitar and is an AMAZING singer when are we going to get a musical DC season???. She often loves serenading her girlfriend when they're out on nature walks or moonlit cuddles. (Definitely seeing her singing some girl in red tunes here. Especially "we fell in love in october" or "I'll Call You Mine")

Close to their second anniversary I feel like Ellie worked with some of her fellow DC campers she befriended in season 1 and the likely All-Stars season to bring Gabby on a safari vacation to Africa. And on the night of the anniversary itself (which was also a full moon night), they went on one of their nature hikes through the beautiful wilderness. The entire time, Ellie told her just how much she loved her, more than anything else in the world, and how happy she made her - and at the climax of that night, Ellie proposed to her. Yes there were tears of joy, from BOTH of them.

At the wedding, which took place deep in a forest just like Gabby would love, almost everyone from DC was present (not gonna say who's banned yet depending on how the rest of Season 1 goes...Yul's definitely banned though), as well as a good amount of Total Drama contestants. Alec was their best man while I get the feeling Lill and Ashley were their maids of honor. They gave one another wedding rings with star ruby gemstones (also Dan is the ring-bearer because yes). Oh and since Ellie wished to work in fashion, Imma say she designed both her and Gabby's clothes. Also Kai being their officiator won't leave my head cuz he's a very nature-minded person and he'd definitely see a good future for the two of them.

I see them moving in together in a cabin or cottage in a forest or mountainside (these two girls give big cottagecore vibes)

I'm seeing them use IVF to have their daughter. As for names I'm seeing something nature-related like Rose/Rosie/Rosita, Autumn, Daisy, Willow or Hazel.

Well that's all I'm coming up with for now, time to rest my brain lol