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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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Hot take i dont think any "worlds largest [blank]" should count unless it actually is a functional version of that thing. You cant just SAY you have the largest raspberry cuz thats not a raspberry thats a statue
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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear
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Scarlet ibises are vivid red wading birds native to South America and the Caribbean. They inhabit wetlands, feeding mainly on crustaceans, which give them their striking color (crustaceans like shrimp and crabs contain the carotenoid astaxanthin responsible for the color). Known for their long, curved bills and social behavior, scarlet ibises often nest in large colonies near water.
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you were saying?
It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.
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Hey, treason is a serious crime and and punishable by death, but WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY VIDEO GAME?!?
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Someone entertain me please im SO bored rn and all i have is my phone
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