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am-i-obsessed---maybe · 3 years ago

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The Metagene Revealed (Young Justice x GN!Reader)

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I'm almost done writing season two so expect more Shadow Of A Bluebird soon, hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Canon typical violence (which I usually wouldn't mention but there's a lot of it) and mild descriptions of torture

Summery: Even after the capture of Lagoon boy the team is nowhere closer to finding the light's partner, unfortunately the light takes matters into their own hands allowing Kaldur to prove his loyalties.

Mount Justice

March 23rd

You sat with Dick in a side room in the cave looking over files and data the league had about the light’s partner. Both of you were stumped.

There were really no leads to this mysterious partner besides the fact that there was one and either way you couldn’t focus on it. Too much was going on all at once, all of which were big enough to demand your attention.

“We’re not getting anywhere looking through the same files and records we’ve been looking through for the past few days.” You finally told Dick. It was just the two of you in a side room so masks were off and you were both perfectly comfortable with each other.

You used to have a rivalry with Dick, you were both sidekicks named after birds who worked with black themed superheroes that specialized in martial arts. It was only natural. But as the two of you grew up your rivalry melted away into friendly teasing and occasionally flirting. When he changed his hero name to Nightwing there wasn’t even a rivalry at all. Technically you won, you stayed Bluebird and Dick chose a name that (while related to birds) was not a bird name.

“There has to be something. Something we can use to figure out where they’re holding L’gann or at least who this partner is or what they want '' He sighed and slumped back in his chair.

“I don’t have any proof yet but I have a theory about that” You told Dick and he immediately peered at you with interest.

“At this point, anything might be useful” He said and you nodded while taking out a small tablet.

“I can’t completely understand what this Metagene that the crolatiens keep referring to is but it looks familiar to one of the genes Lady Lilith isolated when creating her metahuman shadows. I very well might be wrong but is there a possibility that part of the reason they were kidnapped was to experiment on metahumans?” You asked and Dick was deep in thought.

“We don’t have nearly enough information to come to any conclusions” He said and you nodded.

“How did you know what genes Lady Lilith was using anyways?” He asked and you smirked.

“I’ve been busy these past few years” You simply answered and his face shifted to slight annoyance.

“Where did you get those files Y/N?” He asked and you crossed your arms.

“Na ah Wonder bird. All I can tell you is that the shadows won’t miss them. They shut down the program.” You told him and your tone shifted mid sentence. It started off playful but changed to solemn. Dick’s face reflected the change in mood.

“Why?” He asked. It had been five years since you first shared your past with the team and after a while they all realized why.

You did everything in your power not to be reminded of it. Even though now you were much more open about it there were things that hadn’t changed.

You never referred to Lady Lilith as your mother. After being taken in by Dinah you learned what a real mother is supposed to be and you knew that Lady Lilith was not that. But even though you were more open about life with the shadows and your training the program that brought you into the world was never mentioned.

Project: Mother Of Demons was not brought up. Everyone respected that and you had come a long way from keeping all of your life a complete secret. A few topics being off the table was something they were all fine with. But this was different and you didn’t get mad at Dick for bringing up Project MOD this time.

“It wasn’t worth the resources anymore. I was the last one, their pièce de résistance, when I was deemed a failure they started relying more on Metahuman mercenaries. It was simpler.” You told Dick. When you had stolen the files you were conflicted to see the records. You were the last twisted creation your Lady Lilith made for the shadows and while you were glad no one else will have to suffer the tests and training you got you were also bitter. Why you? Why couldn’t she have stopped before you?

Of course you knew the answer. You were a huge failure in the eyes of the League of Shadows. Lady Lilith promised them you would be a perfect weapon at their disposal and you turned out to be a less than eager child who happened to fly.

Before Dick could say anything about the swift change in your tone or mood the both of you heard the computer announce an incoming zeta beam.

“Recognized, Blue Beetle B22, Impulse B23”

You and Dick both put on your masks and went to greet the young heroes.

“Haha! Left them in the dust!” Impulse AKA Bart Allen exclaimed and Immediately Dick was in team leader mode.

“Left who in the dust? And what is that?” He questioned as the two of you stopped in front of the young heroes.

“Souvenir!” Bart exclaimed and you crossed your arms. He was so much like young Wally it was almost as if that’s who he was related to and not Barry Allen the flash himself (who was his grandfather in the future). As if that wasn’t confusing enough. Honestly you found that with the team and the League it was important to deal with the here and now. And here and now Bart and Jaime AKA Blue Beetle had brought in a tracking device Kaldur had used to track them. Let’s just say Dick was not happy.

“So you brought foreign, possibly alien tech into the cave? Rookie mistake.”

You sighed. Over the years and as you took on a more mentoring role within the team you wondered how your own mentors ever had the patience to deal with your and your friends' antics as kids.

“Hand it over Jr” You told Bart and he looked at you annoyed.

“Hey-” You cut him off before he could complain though.

“Sorry kid. You will forever be Junior Flash to me.” You said and you and Dick examined the device for a second while Bart turned to Jaime thinking maybe he’d defend him but the teen just shrugged.

Dick took the tracking device and had the computer begin it’s analysis.

You looked through the diagnostic data the computer displayed and your eyes widened just as an alarm sounded.

“Ugh, I’m an idiot!” Dick said and just as he took out his escrima sticks and you took out your batons, Tommy Terror threw Superboy at you. You and Blue Beetle flew up and dodged but Conner's flying body threw Dick back and onto the ground.

You scanned the area around you. Your battleground. The Terror twins along with Icicle Jr and an assassin you didn’t recognize.

Your hands went to your utility belt and you threw a smoke bomb down towards the assassin, then you went in for the kill. You dove down and used the momentum to tackle the girl down to the ground. The two of you exchanged blows as you looked around. Since you shared your secret five years ago you finally agreed to use more of the skills the shadows taught you in combat. Talking about your past helped you accept it so you didn’t have much problem playing defense while trying to assess the status of your teammates.

Tuppence Terror had an unconscious Beast Boy over her shoulder, Nightwing and Superboy had yet to get up after being thrown at each other and Bart had just taken out Icicle Jr. He smiled proudly and ran at Tuppence Terror and you realized what he was trying to do.

“Impulse don’t!” You yelled and in that moment of distraction the assassin was able to pin you to the ground and place an inhibitor collar on you.

“Not today Bluebird” She said and before she left she pressed a button and an electric shock ran through your entire body. She ran off before you could recover, you looked around the room at your teammates.

Impulse had an inhibitor collar around his neck and was being held by his suit by Tommy Terror while Nightwing had just managed to get Superboy off of him when the assassin you had just fought jumped him.

You got up. You didn’t try to remove or fight the collar, you knew it was useless but you had other tricks up your sleeve. You finally steadied yourself enough to stand only to be shocked again. You fell to your knees and grimaced as Kaldur walked into the room with a duffle bag.

“Stand down. This battle is over.” He stated and you hated how his voice stayed steady. It was as if he held no remorse or care for his former teammates- his former friends.

This was the first time you had seen Kaldur since he turned. You hated that after everything you’d been through, after he knew your past and what the shadows and by extension the Light had done, that he would stay. But no. Your old friend stood before you now in a manta uniform matching his villainous father and you could only sneer.

“I don’t think so traitor!” Beetle said and aimed his armor’s plasma canons at kaldur. You looked at him, telling him not to do anything with only a look. But he didn’t listen. Instead Kaldur gave him a much better reason not to fire.

“Rethink Beetle. This is the same type of bomb that obliterated Melina Island. I am holding down the dead man switch. If my thumb comes off this button for any reason, Mount Justice falls.” Kaldur explained calmly and coldly. You wanted to hiss, you wanted to protest, you wanted to strangle him. But you were saving the energy you had left. Now was not the time to make a move.

In a matter of seconds Blue Beetle floated down and held his hands up in surrender. One of the Terrors put an inhibitor collar on him and Kaldur in a cruel twist of fate gave instructions to his squad of wanted criminals.

“Escort Beetle, Impulse, Beast Boy and Bluebird to the flier.” He instructed and the assassin from before made a rather bold move and questioned what to do with Nightwing and Superboy.

“As hostages here they have value. But Nightwing is an ordinary human, Superboy a human, kryptonian hybrid clone. Neither category is of any interest to our partner.” Kaldur told her and you were gritting your teeth, holding back so many comebacks and insults to Kaldur’s words. Instead you let the as of yet unnamed Assassin secure your hands behind you and lead you out of the cave. You didn’t struggle. It was useless, you surrendered, there was no reason to fight them on this. You’d find other ways.

The Terror twins carried the unconscious Gar and Bart while Icicle Jr lead Jaime to the ship.

Suddenly while Jaime talks to himself in the strange way you’ve always seen him do his armor formed weapons and he attacked. He easily knocked Icicle Jr and the assassin away as you used the momentum and the sudden lack of restraints around your arms to roll out of the way.

“Blue Beetle stop!” You yell at him but it doesn’t seem to matter as he attacked Kaldur and the atlantean falls, letting go of the deadman switch in his hand. Your eyes widen as your body immediately braces for an explosion that doesn’t come.

“It was a bluff” Beetle says and runs at Kaldur but you don’t move. Even if the bomb was a bluff you’re outnumbered and the inhibitor collars around your necks are restricting the powers of three out of the four heroes present. Two of which are unconscious. There was no way to win. And in fact you didn’t, because Kaldur used sorcery to take down Beetle and soon you were the only conscious captive. Still you didn’t put up a fight. You let them lead you onto their ship and tie you to the boys with rope.

You took off on their ship and just after takeoff Bart and Gar woke up. You turned to both of them to make sure they were okay before focussing on the ever fleeting mountain. A small part of you wasn’t sure if you’d ever seen it again but the rest of you knew it was only a matter of time before the team found you. In the meantime you had to take care of the three inexperienced heroes with you. That became your first priority. Keep Jaime, Bart and Gar safe.

A growing pit in your stomach formed before your eyes could even process what they saw.

A huge explosion engulfed the mountain and you practically saw the past five years of your life flash before your eyes along with it. You saw your first meeting with the team, your first mission, training and just hanging out. You saw your friends, your family and you screamed.

Bart and Gar let out yells as well but it wasn’t like you. Two of your best friends were still inside that mountain. You had formed ties you knew would be with you to your grave in that mountain. And you saw the fiery clouds now that it was gone.

“HOW DARE YOU! KALDUR’AHM I HAVEN’T TAKEN A LIFE IN OVER A DECADE BUT I WILL REVEL IN TAKING YOUR PATHETIC LIFE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS YOUR FRIENDS IN THE LIGHT TAUGHT ME HOW, YOU TRAITOROUS, BASTARD SON OF A-” Your screaming and threats were ended by a cry of pain and another shock from your inhibitor collar. This one didn’t stop until black invaded your vision and you passed out.

Pacific Ocean

March 30th

You weren’t sure how long you’d been out.

You didn’t even know what was real and wasn’t anymore. You were sent back to memories of your time on Infinity Island, of the tests, the training.

You were strapped to a table with sensors all over your body. Mr. Morris was behind a wall of computer screens and glass and you felt your mother’s prying eyes watch you from the observation deck above.

Another wave of electricity hit your body and you screamed in pain. You had been like this for who knows how long. Between shocks they’d have you do your training exercises to see if there were any changes.

Nothing. You wanted to shrink and disappear under your mother’s glare.

Between the memories you woke up and strange creatures were monitoring you in an even stranger room. They spoke a language you didn’t understand. At some point you questioned if they were even real or if this was another trick your brain was playing on you.

It was only when you saw Kaldur himself approach your pod that you knew this was all real. You used all the energy you could muster to hiss at your former friend and he looked at you pityingly.

“Why is Bluebird here if this lab is for those whose Metagenes you wish to activate?” You heard him ask and you tuned in as much as you could to the conversation although your eyes were getting droopy and your body wished for sleep. You were partially surprised when the creatures responded in english.

“Originally they were in a different lab, one for those with active Metagenes. In our testing we found that this one has another unactivated Metagene.” The scientist Creature said and you allowed your eyes to close. If they believed you were unconscious they might let their guard down even more.

“Yes. They said something similar once about being a disappointment to their masters at the League of Shadows for only developing one of their multiple Metagenes.” Kaldur explained and you held back a grimace. How dare he share your past with these creatures. How dare he betray you like this and allow you to once again become someone’s experiment. But you were tired, your body ached in the strange pod you were in. You stopped resisting long ago and once again you allowed your body to slip into the darkness, though you didn’t know if it was sleep or unconsciousness.

You didn’t know how much time had passed, you weren’t scared, not for yourself. If this is how you were meant to go you were proud of the good you had done but Bart and Garfield and Jaime were just kids. They had full lives to live and no blood on their hands, that’s what kept you strong. The knowledge you will find them and you will get them out.

You looked around the room when the strange creatures weren’t around you noticed something you hadn’t before. You had known L’gann was there from the beginning and you dreaded what these creatures wanted with the lone atlantean but as more pods were wheeled in you saw Robin and Batgirl. They were confined to pods and placed across the room from your pod, in civilian clothes.

When they were no longer supervised Robin, Batgirl and Bumblebee broke out of their pods and began breaking everyone else out too.

Robin came to your pod and used the keypad on the exterior to open your pod. You fell out, semi-conscious and weak.

“Bluebird, are you okay?” He asked and you nodded, leaning on him to stand up.

“I will be in a second” You told the young hero and you turned your attention to the now free group of teenagers. That’s when you also realized you were on a mind link again.

“Damn it’s been a while since other people were in my head” You said through the link as you followed Bumblebee out of the lab and through the foreign ship.

“It’s good to have you back Bluebird” You heard Nightwing’s voice say in your mind and you nodded, finally able to walk without assistance.

“What about Impulse, Beast Boy and Blue Beetle? Do you know their locations?” You asked as you and the group finally made it to the docking bay where you saw the Bioship was docked.

“Negative. Miss Martian is with Beast Boy but Impulse ran off to find Beetle.” Nightwing said and you helped the teens board the ship.

“Get in too. You look sick.” Nightwing told you, this time out loud and you stretched.

“I’ll be fine. We can’t leave without Miss M, Impulse, Beast Boy and Beetle” You told him and he sighed knowing he couldn’t convince you otherwise.

That’s when things took a turn for the worse.

Every member of the team in the room (including yourself) took a fighting stance as Black Beetle came in and shut the entry ways to both the Bioship and the rest of the seemingly alien ship. “Apologies meat, but no one goes anywhere”

You were one of only two senior members of the team and you were barely in fighting shape. Superboy had just once again been thrown and you had a civilian trapped with you.

You knew running in would be useless so you stood in front of the civilian ready to fight if necessary.

“What’s your name kid?” You asked as you backed him into the wall.

“Uhm- I’m Virgil” He said and you nodded, turning around to face the fight.

“Okay Virgil. I don’t know if you saw but I was with you in those pods and I’m not exactly in fighting shape at the moment so if I start engaging Black Beetle you make sure to run and stay as far away from him as you can. Do you understand?” You asked him and he mumbled a yes.

Black Beetle easily took out the rest of the team and you stormed him hoping to buy some time for the others to recover. You flew over Black Beetle, trying to keep his attention away from Virgil. In your peripheral vision you saw him take a gun from one of the unconscious soldiers and you turned.

“Virgil don’t!” And just like back at Mount Justice that moment of distraction allowed Black Beetle to swat you away with ease.

Shimmer tried attacking Virgil but you smiled once you saw Batgirl jump in to take care of Shimmer.

You recovered and flew with Superboy and Wonder girl to tackle Black Beetle once again. As you made contact with Black Beetle you released a charge of blue energy that to your surprise actually affects him. He still threw you off but you stopped yourself from colliding with the wall and looked down at your hands.

“Oh you’re gonna regret that one Beetle” You said as you charged again, keeping some distance and blasting blue energy from your hands to shock Black Beetle. At some point he had enough and threw you off once again, this time using his weird staple arm to attach you to the wall. He was about to go for Batgirl when Miss M, Beast Boy, Impulse and Blue Beetle managed to open the doors and the hatch to the Bioship. Blue Beetle took on Black Beetle while the rest of the team made sure everyone was safe.

Miss M used her telekinesis to remove the staple that bound you to the wall and you nodded.

“Good to see you M’gann” You told her and she nodded, helping you onto the Bioship.

When Batgirl announced that everyone but Blue Beetle was aboard you knew what they planned to do and you didn’t argue when Nightwing piloted the Bioship out of the docking bay.

As the Bioship was leaving you managed to pick up Blue Beetle who had flown out of a hole in the ship. And like that the mission was a success. Once you were a safe distance away your body got the better of you and practically passed out on the floor of the Bioship. You were exhausted, physically and emotionally and you really didn’t wanna think about the new powers or the memories that had surfaced while on that ship. Instead you managed to slip into a calm dreamless sleep.

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dc-marvel-life · 2 years ago

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Masterlist

This is the place where you can find all of my current writings. I write DC comics and Marvel fanfics/ships. I do write for LGBTQ+, I am pansexual myself. Just ask if you have a request and we can work something out.

Smut = @ Angst = () Fluff = $ Headcannon = % Drabbles = #

Request Are Open

Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Jason Todd/Red Hood

Damian Wayne/Robin

Tim Drake/Red Robin

Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle

Bat-Family

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Marvel

Warren Worthington III/Angel

% - Warren Asking You Out Would Be Like…

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch

% - Dating Wanda Maximoff Would Be Like…

#$ - Should We?

#- Can We Keep You?

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

% - What Dating Natasha Romanoff Would Be Like…

% - Dating Natasha Romanoff and Pietro Matimoff Would Be Like…

Valkyrie

() - My Queen

Pietro Maximoff/Quick Silver

% - Dating Natasha Romanoff and Pietro Matimoff Would Be Like…

% - Dating Jason Todd and Pietro Maximoff Would Be Like…

Steve Rodgers/Caption America

% - Dating Modern-Day Pre-Serum Steve Rogers

% - Dating Pre-Serum Steve Rogers In College

$ - Flesh Wound

# - Taxi Service

Yelena Belova

$ - Do You Even Love Me

Crossover

$ - When did This Happen (Jason Todd X Stark! Reader)

$ - Works Every Time (Diana Prince x Carol Danvers x reader)

Poly

% - Dating Jason Todd and Pietro Maximoff Would Be Like…

$ - My Strong Girl (Supergirl x Wonder Woman)

$ - Love/Hate the Heat (Supergirl x Wonder Woman x reader)

$ - Perfect Fit (Wanda x Natasha x reader)

$ - These are my Ladies

Harry Potter

That Dang Snake

The Paths We Choose

#masterlist

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yandere-toons · 4 years ago

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Current Requests (Alphabetical)

You break it, we buy it.

Platonic & Romantic Headcanons:

Abe (Oddworld).

Adam (Hazbin Hotel).

Aku (Samurai Jack).

Alameda Slim (Home on the Range).

Allosaurus (Jurassic World: Chaos Theory/Battle at Big Rock).

Andrew Neiman (Whiplash).

Astrid (HTTYD).

Baloo and Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1967).

Barbie and Ken (2023) share the reader who's a human that never played with Barbies but got wrapped up by the two doll's business and is just stuck with them.

Bart Simpson.

Beatcats in their normal and vampire forms.

Belloc (Firebreather).

Benson (Regular Show) with a reader who's a SUPER hard worker and works themselves to the bone without any regard for their well-being.

Berkeley Beetle (Thumbelina).

Bill Cipher.

Bill Dickey (The Eltingville Club).

Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo (Jurassic World).

Bo Peep (Toy Story).

Brooklyn (Gargoyles).

Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians).

Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody and Jessie share a reader.

Candy Caramella, Etno Polino, Bud Budiovitch and Gorgious Klatoo (Space Goofs).

Casey Jones (TMNT 2012).

Charlie (Hazbin Hotel).

Chickenhare (Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness).

Chiro (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!).

Chris McLean with a reader who is either one of his interns or a contestant on the show (Total Drama).

Claudia Wolf (Silent Hill 3).

Crane (Kung Fu Panda).

Damien LaVey and Vera Oberlin share a reader (Monster Prom).

Danger Mouse.

Danny Phantom.

Darcy (Pride and Prejudice).

Darth Maul.

David Kawena (Lilo & Stitch).

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs).

Deadpool.

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Demencia (Villainous).

Dinesh Chugtai (Silicon Valley).

Douxie (Trollhunters).

Dream Sans or Cross Sans (Underverse).

Dr Flug (Villainous).

Duncan (Total Drama Island).

E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Edge (Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope).

Edward Nygma (Gotham).

Eli Shane (SlugTerra).

Eltingville Club.

Filthy Rich (My Little Pony).

Finn (Adventure Time).

Five Hargreeves.

Flain (Mixels).

Flintheart Glomgold.

Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs).

Frank Grimes (The Simpsons).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo share a reader (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Fritz the Cat.

Gabe Lewis (The Office).

Garbage (Dogs In Space).

Gary Goodspeed (Final Space).

Gengar (Pokémon).

Ghidorah.

Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley).

Godzilla and Ghidorah share a reader.

Godzilla.

Good Cop | Bad Cop (The LEGO Movie).

Gordon, Waffle and Mr Blik (Catscratch).

Griffith (Berserk).

Gru (Despicable Me).

Gumball Watterson.

Hades (Hercules 1997).

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2).

Hefty Smurf.

Hell's Chef with an affectionate reader (Gregory Horror Show).

Hiccup Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon).

Hitchhiking Ghosts (The Haunted Mansion).

Hooty (The Owl House).

Hopper (A Bug's Life).

Horned King (The Black Cauldron).

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears).

Indominus Rex (Jurassic World).

Indoraptor and Indominus Rex share a reader.

Indoraptor.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians).

Jack Sparrow.

Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Hazel Levesque as a group whilst on the Argo II.

Jeff the Killer x crime reporter (Creepypasta).

Jenner (The Secret of NIMH).

Jessica Rabbit.

Jessie (Toy Story 2).

Jimmy Crystal and Porsha Crystal (Sing 2).

Jinx (Teen Titans 2003).

Joker (Arkhamverse).

Julia or Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs).

Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3).

Kai, Lloyd, Zane, Jay, Cole, Nya (Ninjago).

Karai (TMNT 2012).

Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog).

Killian or Lance Sterling (Spies in Disguise).

King Sombra.

Kion & Rani. For platonic, the reader is a young cub (The Lion Guard).

Kovu and Kiara (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Krampus (Red One 2024).

Krusty the Clown.

LEGO Batman.

Legoshi (Beastars).

Leonardo (TMNT 2012).

Lightning McQueen.

Lin Chung (Hero: 108).

Lord Garmadon.

Lucifer Morningstar with a human reader who hunts demons from hell (DC).

Luz Noceda (The Owl House).

MUTOs (Godzilla 2014).

Manny, Sid and Diego share a reader (Ice Age).

Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir).

Megavolt (Darkwing Duck 1991).

Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Mike Ehrmantraut.

Miles Prower.

Mordecai (Regular Show).

Mosasaurus.

Mr Crocker (The Fairly OddParents).

N. Tropy (Crash Bandicoot).

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command).

Naughty Bear.

Neo Cortex.

Nimona.

OMGKawaiiAngel aka Ame-Chan (Needy Streamer Overload).

Once-ler (The Lorax 2012).

Owen (Gargoyles).

Papa Smurf.

Papyrus (Undertale).

Patrick Hockstetter (Stephen King's IT).

The Penguin (BTAS or 2004's The Batman).

Peppermint Larry (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack).

Perry the Platypus.

Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.

Po (Kung Fu Panda).

Popee the Performer.

Porco Rosso.

Psychic Seven team-up with a reader whose love language is acts of service (Psychonauts).

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank).

Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective).

Raven (Teen Titans 2003).

Raymond with a masculine reader (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand share a reader (Inside Job).

Regina George (Mean Girls).

Ren and Stimpy share a reader.

Ren Hana and Strade (Boyfriend to Death).

Ren Höek.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty).

Robin (Teen Titans 2003).

Robin and Starfire share a reader (Teen Titans 2003).

Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?).

Rodney Copperbottom.

Rorschach (Watchmen).

Rose DeWitt Bukater (Titanic 1997).

Salad Fingers.

Scorpios Rex (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous).

Scourge the Hedgehog x hedgehog s/o who is very elegant and understanding, always patient with Scourge's attitude.

Scrooge McDuck.

Scroop (Treasure Planet).

Sebastian J. Cricket (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio).

Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog and Amy Rose share a reader.

Sharko (Zig & Sharko).

Sherlock Gnomes.

Simon Petrikov and Winter King (Adventure Time).

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel).

Skipper, Rico, Private, Kowalski.

Snotlout (HTTYD).

Spider Queen and Lady Bone Demon (LEGO Monkie Kid).

Spinosaurus.

Squidward Tentacles.

Stan Smith (American Dad!).

Steven Universe.

Stranger (Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath).

Surge and Kitsunami (Sonic the Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome).

Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill & Ted).

Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who).

Thorin II Oakenshield.

Tirek in his Minotaur form (My Little Pony: Rescue from Midnight Castle).

Todd Tolansky | Toad with a mutant reader (X-Men: Evolution).

Toothless (HTTYD).

Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro).

Turanga Leela.

Tyrannosaurus Rex.

V.IV Rusty (Armored Core VI).

Velociraptors (Jurassic Park).

Verosika (Helluva Boss).

Vigo (The After Dark).

Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro (Mafia II).

Vox (Hazbin Hotel).

Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim).

Walter White (Breaking Bad).

Warner Siblings react to a storyboarder reader working for other studios or projects. As in, the reader moves on from Warner Brothers and goes to work for a different company like Disney (Animaniacs).

Xeni (Dream Productions).

Zoe (Monster Prom).

Platonic-Only Headcanons:

Angel Dust and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Apollo Cabin with a sunshine reader who is a child of Apollo, sometimes naive, and sweet to everyone (Percy Jackson).

Austin Powers.

Batman, Ash Ketchum, Yogi Bear, Sylvester or Daffy, SpongeBob, Robotboy and Professor Utonium with an abused child or a traumatized adult and their comfort character taking care of them like a parent/guardian should.

Beetlejuice with an emo and/or goth reader.

Captain Qwark and his team (Ratchet & Clank 2016).

Cerebella (Skullgirls).

Cesare (Bigtop Burger).

Chase Hunter, Leo Alvarez, Carl Hendricks, Flynn Moore, Tj Hess and Jenna Begay with a new member that loves researching the paranormal and is able to see supernatural entities. Maybe reader could use this ability to help some spirits move on from this world (Echo VN).

Cul-de-Sac kids (Ed, Edd n Eddy).

Dib and Gaz Membrane with a sibling who is almost the opposite of them and is extremely kind to people.

Dr Drakken and Shego as a team (Kim Possible).

Eddie Brock (The Spectacular Spider-Man).

Entrapta (She-Ra).

Fang (Primal).

Glamrocks with an Animatronic! Reader, and they just found out that their friend has been scrapped (FNaF: Security Breach).

Grim, Billy and Mandy share a reader (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy).

Hargreeves family with a powered!reader.

Ink Sans (Underverse).

Jessica Rabbit.

Mane Six shares a reader (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic).

Marvin the Martian is a father figure.

Mei-Mei and her friend group, Priya, Abby and Miriam, share a reader (Turning Red).

Mime Bomb, where the reader is just a civilian.

President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos).

President Snow (The Hunger Games).

Reagan Ridley takes care of a kid reader.

Sam & Max.

Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance).

Steve with a reader who is a frequent customer (Bigtop Burger).

Tim and Moby (BrainPOP).

Twitch and Thrash (Transformers: EarthSpark).

Romantic-Only Headcanons:

Anxiety (Inside Out 2).

Applejack (MLP: FIM).

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin').

Chase Hunter (Echo).

Doctor Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog).

Doctor Eggman (Sonic X).

Emmet Brickowski with a very shy reader (The LEGO Movie).

Foghorn Leghorn.

Frank (Spooky Month).

Frank Fontaine (Bioshock).

Gideon Graves.

Goofball (Brain Dump).

Gregory Mama with a new guest to Gregory House (Gregory Horror Show).

Henchman 21 with a female reader (The Venture Bros).

Hydros (Hercules 1997).

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown).

Jailbot (Superjail!).

Jenny Wakeman | XJ-9.

John Constantine (DC).

John Silver (Treasure Planet).

Jonathan Crane | Scarecrow (Batman Begins).

Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica).

Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul).

Lance Alvers aka Avalanche with a mutant reader (X-Men Evolution).

Leo Alvarez (Echo).

Lila with a neighbour reader (Spooky Month).

Man Ray (SpongeBob SquarePants).

Metal Sonic.

Miles Axlerod.

Mojo Jojo.

N and Thad (Murder Drones).

Nome King (Return to Oz).

Polytheus (Mia and Me).

Princess Luna (MLP: FIM).

Raggedy Andy (The Adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy).

Ron Staedtler (Inside Job).

Sheldon Lee (My Life as a Teenage Robot).

Syndrome (The Incredibles).

Turbo, where the reader is either a player or a character living in the arcade (Wreck-It Ralph).

Tzekel-Kan (The Road to El Dorado).

Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride).

Zane and Lloyd share a reader who has social anxiety and is selectively mute (Ninjago).

Scenarios:

Addams Family adopts the reader. The reader isn't necessarily as peculiar as them, but they do feel different from others, so the Addams Family is convinced they're meant to be with them!

Aegon II Targaryen with a Stark reader who is similar to Bran Stark (House of the Dragon).

Aethelred x GNReader, who is a Viking Warrior from Kattegat and part of the closer group with Ubbe, Bjorn, Lagertha ... centred around Season 5 (Vikings).

Angel Dust with MC who is the most gullible and innocent person ever, talking to people like Alastor and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Arktos (Tabaluga).

Bad Guys where the reader is trying to avoid both the titular Bad Guys and the cops after being framed as an accomplice.

Benson from Regular Show, where the reader is a worker at the park who tells him they're quitting because of his anger issues.

Big Bad Wolf finds the reader, who struggles with suicidal ideation, walking alone in the forest during the night and takes them in and cares for them. The Three Little Wolves immediately get attached to the reader, seeing them as a second parent. The reader is convinced to stay, that they'll be happier with the wolves and be a family together (Disney's Silly Symphony).

Bill (Beastars) struggles and blames the herbivore reader because he is obsessed with them.

BoJack Horseman as a child, where the reader is a woman who found him sad and alone one day, crying about his home life. And reader got like fuck it, he’s mine now, and found a way to adopt him. And we see how he adapts and how different he turns out in the future.

Chelsea x GN human reader who’s studying marine biology. The reader is not affected by Chelsea’s charm like everyone else is, and they much prefer to be around Ruby Gillman instead (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken).

“Commoner” Reader eventually gains the attention of Pacifica and her parents because they manage to win all the competitions they enter into. Using less than legal methods, both Pacifica and her parents plan to make sure the reader keeps winning. Under the Northwest last name. Each and every time the reader is invited over, it gets strangely more difficult to leave the mansion (Gravity Falls).

Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors).

Dethklok finds out that the reader already has a partner (Metalocalypse).

Dr Cockroach where the reader was his old lab mate before his experiment, and they left him alone on the night he became a human with a cockroach head. Years later, the monsters save the world and he recognises them in the crowd.

Drift (MTMTE) becomes attached to the reader in short order when they refuse to judge him for his past and generally treat him kindly. As his feelings darken, he tries to respect their choice to spend time with others, but his possessiveness inevitably spirals out of control, and people with whom the reader is close begin to disappear.

Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40k).

Emperor Zurg where Reader, who works for Zurg (2000’s cartoon version) as Darkmatter does, is trying to avoid Zurg the whole time they are doing their job.

Flippy is with his crush, but when he takes his eyes off them, they wander away and get mugged by Lifty and Shifty. When Flippy discovers this, Fliqpy comes out and destroys the thieves.

Goofball with a reader who is affectionate and doting towards him (Brain Dump).

Harley Quinn & Joker team-up. When civilian reader stubbornly rejects their attempts at winning their affections, the two work to ruin their life, driving them into the supercriminals’ “loving” arms by leaving them with nothing and no one else to turn to (Arkhamverse or Batman: The Animated Series versions).

HIM (The Powerpuff Girls).

Hoopa with a middle-aged, no-nonsense reader who owns a popular bakery and runs it with their Pokémon.

Hundred-acre wood residents (Winnie, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore) welcome a new resident to the woods, and they begin to develop feelings.

Hypno-Potamus (Rise! TMNT).

Invader Zim grapples with his feelings for a kind and doting reader.

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad).

Jimmy's obsession happens upon the information that Jimmy fabricated evidence to get rid of someone who, in his eyes, "was in the way" of his and your love. The reader confronts Jimmy about this (Better Call Saul).

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Kai and Cole (separate) become more obsessive towards the reader and realise their romantic feelings for them after almost losing them during a mission (Ninjago).

Kinito (KinitoPET).

Kratos (God of War).

Lightning McQueen and the reader race for the Piston Cup. In the last lap, the reader rides among the champions for the first time. While McQueen is in 1st place, the reader rides behind. Someone injures them or they lose control, but he finds out about it after the victory.

Lion King hyenas where the reader is sweet and kind to everybody, which causes adoration of them from the hyenas.

Mad Rat (Mad Rat Dead).

Mebh Óg MacTíre with an introverted Wolfwalker reader. The reader lives in a small cottage where they grow their food near town and much prefer living away from others and hunting alone, but they sometimes go into town to buy supplies. Robyn was the one who introduced them to Mebh, but Mebh, not liking the idea of that, keeps trying to get the reader to join her pack due to wolves being strong pack animals.

Megatron is infatuated with the reader, a friend of Isaac Sumdac’s who works as his assistant at Sumdac Systems, and unlike the professor, they are intensely wary of him (Transformers: Animated).

Mortimer Handee with a puppet reader where he confesses his feelings for them over tea, and they have no choice but to accept for fear of dying if they refuse.

Mr Wolf, Legoshi and Nick Wilde share a reader who isn't afraid to bite ironically for a human / alternative version where Nick is replaced with Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Nyx with a reader who takes care of Gruff (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Nyx and Fawn team-up, with a reader who is a Tinker talent fairy (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Panchito and José lie to the reader as they did to Donald in "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!" When the reader finds out about the lies, the two drop the kindness and just work together to keep the reader with them (DuckTales 2017).

PaRappa the Rapper.

Professor Pericles with the mystery gang's peer who is always hanging out with them.

Raz is super protective of an older sibling reader. He and the reader were close before he left the circus, but once his family comes to visit him, he notices that the reader is occupied elsewhere.

Reader can’t get a damn free day out of their schedule to see their friends because all of their time is monopolized (pun absolutely intended) by their overbearing business partner, Pennybags. Strangely enough, a surprise amount of readers’ friends are being sentenced for crimes reader is sure their pals didn’t commit… (Monopoly).

Reader is a new scarer at Monsters University and catches the attention of both Oozma Kappa and Roar Omega Roar.

Reader (kinda picture them as The Narrator from Fight Club; the whole vibe/personality) who works at Waystar (Season 3-ish; maybe in the media branch as an editor or in PR as an assistant) who catches the (not asked for) attention of Roman, Greg and Kendall (in that order); Reader is a dead-inside, overworked employee who's surrounded by stinking rich people (and Greg) who they despise with every bone in their body, but they HAVE to work there because their dad got them the job and have to somehow navigate being courted by Roman, Greg AND Kendall (who tries to lure them away) next to all the drama (Succession).

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job).

Ren Höek goes on a never-ending spree of manipulating the reader.

Ripto from Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. Specifically the re-ignited Ripto. He successfully takes over Avalar and tries to convince the reader that they’ll fall madly in love with him since he’s already madly in love with them and to rule by his side. The reader rejects him at first, but then he kidnaps them and forces them to marry him.

Robinson Family with a new kid reader in town (Meet the Robinsons).

Rottmnt brothers with 2012 TMNT Reader who gets badly hurt from entering their world, and the turtles find them, take care of them, and want them to be their older sister because the reader is amazing towards them and completes their family.

Samaritan and the Machine rivalry (Person of Interest).

Scrooge McDuck and Flintheart Glomgold track down an orphan teenage reader who ran away after hearing about how these billionaires wanted to adopt them. The reader managed to escape them initially because those two were too busy fighting each other.

Spear (Primal).

Spinel struggles to remain calm after becoming convinced that the reader is going to leave her (Steven Universe).

Steve Raglan | William Afton with an accomplice of sorts (Five Nights at Freddy's 2023).

Sulley uses the scare doors to stalk a human and later kidnaps them (Monsters, Inc.).

Sun Wukong is defensive over the reader against people that he suspects of having malicious intent, who may or may not be demons.

Tom Lucitor takes the reader to the Blood Moon Ball.

Utrom High Council and Kraang Subprime, during "The War for Dimension X," while Knight! Reader and Bishop are together. At some point, Subprime manages to get Reader alone. Trying to convince Reader to switch sides, they attempt and fail to escape, but not without warning Bishop. The episode follows as is, but now they're trying to save a captured Reader as well.

Villainous characters with an eldritch reader.

Watterson Family, where the reader is Gumball and Darwin's younger best friend.

Word Girl x Student! Reader who is secretly a villain.

XL helps a robot reader survive on their own by teaching them how to scrap what they need from already decommissioned bots. However, the reader eventually must turn to the Fixer after they cannot locate a suitable replacement for their broken battery (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command).

Zach and Chris force themselves into the reader's home, inviting themselves over and making themselves welcome, wildly overstepping boundaries (Hellbenders).

Love Letters:

Jack Sparrow.

Magnus Hammersmith (Metalocalypse). Context: maybe the two initially meet at a concert with them part of the stage crew setting up equipment and then kept bumping into each other at other venues; set after he got kicked out, with mentions of his obsession having an unspecified illness (chronic pain & fatigue).

Marvin the Martian or Bugs Bunny.

No Specified Format:

6 (Shane Acker's 9).

Abijah Fowler (Blue Eye Samurai).

Amon (The Legend of Korra).

Amy Dunne and Nick Dunne with a kid (Gone Girl).

Anton Ego as a friend and then romance (Ratatouille).

Ash Williams, Brock Samson, Sam and Max, GLaDOS and Claptrap as a group obsessing over one person (Poker Night 2).

Aziraphale and Crowley found-family dynamic towards a teen reader with very neglectful parents, so the reader spends their time a lot in Aziraphale's bookstore (Good Omens).

Bad Ronald.

Banks Family (The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air).

Barbies and Kens unite in a town-wide alliance to stop the reader from leaving Barbie Land (Barbie 2023).

Batman (The Batman 2004).

Beep the Meep.

Benny the 1980-Something Space Guy with a space nerd s/o.

Bill Cipher with a reader who likes to collect bones and teeth.

BoJack Horseman is a father figure.

Bradley Uppercrust III (An Extremely Goofy Movie).

Brahms Heelshire.

Breakfast Princess invites the other princesses from the Princess Kingdoms, and the reader is there with Breakfast Princess. While Breakfast Princess is praising the reader, the other princesses start to fall for the reader and get jealous (Adventure Time).

Bugs Bunny and/or Daffy Duck react to the reader declining their offer to hang out or go on a date.

Bugs Bunny, Danny Phantom, Stimpy, SpongeBob SquarePants and Rocko Rama react to seeing their s/o sick or in pain.

Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars).

Commander Peepers falls for a citizen on a planet he invades (Wander Over Yonder).

Count Vronsky (Anna Karenina 2012).

Crawler Splicer (Bioshock 2).

Crypt-Keeper (Tales from the Crypt-Keeper).

Cyborg (Teen Titans 2003).

Daryl Dixon x gn! priest! reader around season 2/3. The priest might exhibit a very tranquil outlook on life and overall a peaceful and welcoming demeanour. They could not bear even the thought of hurting another living being, not even the living dead. To some, they would come across as soft, pliant, fearful and overall a burden (The Walking Dead).

Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes and Michonne Hawthorne team-up.

Davros and the Daleks (Doctor Who).

Demon kings older sibling dynamic together with a human reader, perhaps an exwire. The demon kings accepted the human reader as a younger sibling and fully believe that they are despite no connection. The reader loathes demons with a passion (Blue Exorcist).

DoodleBob.

Donatello (TMNT 2012).

Drawn Together.

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters).

Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Ed with the reader trying to escape, or platonic hcs of the whole crew (Dogs in Space).

Edward Platypus with a Camp Kidney scout who rooms with them (Camp Lazlo).

Emerald with a reader who is Blue Diamond's Emerald (Steven Universe).

Fat Tony x reader who's one of his gang members/employees (The Simpsons).

Fawn with a scout reader (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Fleegle, Drooper and Bingo with a child reader (The Banana Splits Movie).

Flintheart Glomgold, Scrooge McDuck and John D. Rockerduck fight over the reader.

Flippy with a veteran reader who served in a different war. The reader meets Fliqpy, but he sees them as a comrade and thus starts to grow attached to them (Happy Tree Friends).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo with an early teen reader who is around 13 years old (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Garfield the Cat.

Genie (Aladdin).

Greg Heffley.

Hatzgang (Spooky Month).

Jackson Storm (Cars 3).

Kenai (Brother Bear).

Jay (Ninjago).

Jayce Talis (Arcane).

Kevin (Spooky Month).

Kids in New Holland and a new kid, preferably with quite a bit of Nassor and Victor (Frankenweenie).

Killer Sans.

King Spade with a Darkner reader who is Lancer's parental figure (Deltarune).

Kira (Dogs in Space).

Kovu and Kiara with a lion reader who is Kiara's guard ever since the reader and Kiara hit adulthood (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Lapis Lazuli x fem reader, who has a mental breakdown and panic attack in front of Lapis (Steven Universe).

Lightning McQueen is separated from his S/O due to the events of the first movie, so his S/O takes the opportunity to escape.

Lil Bulb (DuckTales 2017).

Lin Chung with a s/o who is extremely shy and mainly sticks to Mystique Sonia (Hero: 108).

Lloyd, Nya, Cole, Jay, Kai, Zane and Morro with a kid reader (Ninjago).

Lou (UglyDolls).

Luffy's Crew (Live-Action One Piece).

Lutador (Vivo).

Maka Albarn and Soul Evans with a weapon reader (Soul Eater).

Mammon (Helluva Boss).

Marvin the Martian believes that the reader is the protector of Earth (because they served in the military or something along those lines) and of course, wanting to take over Earth, would want to defeat them. He doesn't know that this turned out to be an obsession. He never stops thinking about the reader and spies and seems to be in the reader's everyday life because of it. Marvin convinced himself long ago that he is doing that just to defeat the reader. Yet, whenever he sees someone pose a threat to or anger the reader, he becomes protective because he is the one who will rule Earth and the one who will defeat them, not some puny earthling!

Master Jack (The Toy Shop 1996).

Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

Megatron with an S/O with ADHD, Autism and DID.

Member of Steve Smith's friend group during "The Witches of Langley" episode (American Dad).

Mezo Shoji (My Hero Academia).

Michelangelo (TMNT 2007).

Minions with a reader who is so reckless they are the No. 1 villain on accident, but in truth, they are a genuine person that is just way too sweet.

Mono (Little Nightmares II).

Morro (Ninjago).

Mr and Mrs Fox with a houseguest (Fantastic Mr Fox).

Mr Krabs and Sheldon J. Plankton rivalry.

Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).

Otto Mann (The Simpsons).

Papi Boulevardez (The Proud Family).

Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians).

Powerpuff Girls share the reader.

Prismo (Adventure Time).

Professor Venomous with a reader who’s a civilian that acts as a parental figure to Fink (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Randal Boggs x lector humano, donde Randal está en la casa del lector cuando es un fugitivo.

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) who gets possessive over the reader after he gets jealous of other people trying to get near them (he/him pronouns for the reader).

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango).

Rhys Strongfork (Tales From the Borderlands | Borderlands 3).

Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist).

Rise! Krang! Reader ends up in 2012! TMNT universe, and they are shaken when they discover just how long their "counterpart's" plans have taken to conquer Earth; while they're stuck here, helping them out might prove to be entertaining. However, the Kraang seem to be taking more interest in them than they'd like.

Rottmnt boys were on patrol, and they decided to check on Y/N. They look through the window to see Y/N hugging a plush version of the brothers and kissing the plush. "I love you... ugh, why can't I just say it straight to his face?!" said Y/N.

Sabretooth and Wolverine with the same mutant teen, who happens to be a feral mutant like them, but isn't interested in joining the X-Men, Brotherhood, or Acolytes.

Sam and Nigel (Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees).

Scourge the Hedgehog and Fiona Fox romantic team-up. Maybe the reader is good friends with Sonic and helps out with the freedom fighters. So that’s how Fiona gets close with them, and Scourge at first wanted to “take” reader because they had a close relationship with Sonic. But soon, he started becoming Yan for them, too, like Fiona, so inevitably, they team up to take reader for themselves or try to sway them away from Sonic.

Seymour Skinner (The Simpsons).

Smithers (The Simpsons).

Spear and Fang with a feisty neanderthal who doesn't seem to notice how small they are and tries to fight the two (Primal).

Splatter Phoenix, where the reader is a rival artist.

Spot (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse).

Sun Wukong, where a shy and kind reader joins the group as a healer (Monkey King Reborn).

Team Avatar (Avatar: The Last Airbender).

Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa are surrogate dads! Maybe they meet the reader on a one-off mission or even almost run them over and are like, "Welp ... you're ours now!" and take it upon themselves to adopt the reader (GTA V).

Tributes of the first or second movie fight to prove they can take care of the tribute reader best, and whoever wins gets the reader (The Hunger Games).

Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph).

Viktor Humphries (Slime Rancher).

Webby, Lena, and Violet team-up (DuckTales 2017).

Wes with an extremely paranoid reader who loves and gets extremely calmer with his balloons. They just feel at peace seeing all of those colorful little shapes around them (Don't Starve).

Wilson and the reader come into The Constant at the same time, work together to get out, and the reader ends up making it to Maxwell first. After working together so much, Wilson is willing to try anything so they'll be freed (Don't Starve).

Wolf! Reader is best friends with the Penguins of Madagascar and follows them everywhere in the events of the movie, but now they caught Dave’s eye so they have to stop him from kidnapping and following her and destroying all penguins.

Wood Scouts minus Jermy with a reader who's not supposed to be a scout and is the opposite of what the tough, outdoorsy boys should be (Camp Camp).

Zane (Ninjago).

Zenitsu pursues a reader in hopes they’d get him out of the Demon Slayer Corporation (Kimetsu no Yaiba).

Zohakuten (Kimetsu no Yaiba).

The Big Ones:

A new animator for Warner bros comes in to work. They noticed the Warner sibling acting zany to the max and decided to doodle them one day. Once they finished their doodles of the Warner sibs, they went to buy a drink but left it on a table outside on accident. The Warner sibs see it and are amazed by it. But they are unknown to who is the artist behind these amazing drawings. The animator goes back to collect their sketchbook after getting their drink, of course, before the Warner sibs hide discreetly to see who the artist is. The animator sighs in relief to see that their sketchbook is back in their own hands. They quickly go back to their department before their lunch ends. The Warner siblings soon find their interest piqued in this animator, so they go to see them, but the animator has no clue on who “the Animaniacs” are because they were born after their show ended. They become good friends. Instead of scowling and getting mad at their jokes, they simply laugh and are patient with them. Eventually, one day, Pinky and Brain make a portal gun where if they shoot someone, they will be teleported to another timeline. The Animaniacs find this portal gun and start to shoot everywhere for fun and accidentally shoot their animator friend. They are distraught and ask Pinky and Brain for help. Animator friend gets teleported to Animaniacs 1993, in the year 1995. They take the role of temp nurse with Hello Nurse and Dr Scratch n sniff. Of course, finding Pinky and Brain to help them go back to their world (2024). From their animator friend disguised as temp nurse, meets the Warner siblings and start their friendship all over again except in the year 1995. The animator friend always laughed when the Warner brothers say “Hello nurse” and dot replying, “It’s hard to be the strong one.” Always greeting them with a hello and how are you. Animator friend even stuck up for them when the ceo and Dr Scratch n sniff was talking smack about them. Eventually, The Brain managed to find a way for the reader to go back home. The Warner sibs were sad, and that’s when animator friend told them that they were from the future and that they were friends in that timeline and that they will return but instead they will work there as a different profession. Animator friend returns, and all is back to normal. The Warner sibs don’t realize that animator friends and temp nurses are the same person. So after the day animator friend went back to their timeline, the animation department got egg-bombed, and all their equipment had stayed in the department, so all the animators had to take temporary jobs in the studio. Animator got the nurse job again, dr scratch n sniff recognizes animation friend (he knew it was animation friend disguised as temp nurse because they needed a disquise to stay in the studio so brain can get the portal gun ready to send friend home. Brain explained to scratch n sniff, and the 3 of them were a team temporarily). And since the Hello Nurse was away on vacation, Dr. Scratch n sniff needed the help. The Warner sibs decided to pay a visit to Dr Scratch n sniff and unknowingly see temp nurse (animation friend). They were ready to cry and jump on animation friend, saying how much they’ve missed them. Dr Scratch n sniff is confused going “guys it animator friend you just saw them 15 min ago”. That’s when they connected the dots and were like “what!” During the next 3 weeks, they were attached to animator friend like glue.

Riddler and Batman rivalry, with Riddler's obsession being more romantic and Batman's being more platonic (BTAS).

You used to work with Edward back at Competitron, helping out with the game a little bit (possible romantic tension between the two of you), but distanced yourself after the whole 'Trying to kill Mockridge' thing. Batman, at one point, had come around to ask you questions about him and your employer. After Edward got sent to Arkham, maybe you were writing to him, hoping he could get better, but really not visiting him, maybe just intimidated by the place or too scared to see fully what he's become.

Batman checks up with you frequently, making sure you're not too disheartened by Edward becoming the Riddler, along with helping you move on. Later, when Riddler gets trapped in virtual reality, it's the first time you really visit him, and you really start waiting for him to wake up — Batman is there of course, because he really doesn't like the idea of leaving you alone with him, coma-like state or not.

Eventually, when Riddler comes back, you help him get used to being back in his body — physical therapy and whatnot — helping him be on good behaviour — leading up to him being on parole.

Finally, Riddler's free, the Wacko Toys deal is going great, and he actually has the connection with you he lost long ago. Things couldn't be better! Until Batman comes in, knowing he isn't reformed at all. You fight against the idea, because why wouldn't you? You believed in Edward, and you hope that eventually Batman sees it, too.

Finally, the Wacko Toys party. Riddler and you are actually having the time of your lives — catching up, playful flirtation, all the fun stuff. Then Batman comes in again, telling Riddler in a one-on-one that he knows he 'can't help himself,' and how long does he 'plan on lying to you?'

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐒 (Sonic, Shadow and Silver) 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 r𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫s who hibernates. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬/𝐌𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 the 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧. T𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫/𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝. I𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, so w𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩, 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. T𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩, 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩, 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 (example: 2 days, a week), 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 (2 weeks, month). 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭es 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐜𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝/𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨o 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠!

#Current Requests #Requests #Yandere #Reader Insert

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the-cannibal-persists · 5 years ago

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That Sounds Beautiful to Me (Loki x chubby reader)

"Hey, you were pretty good." Y/n jumped at hearing a voice call out to her after she exited the back door of the club.

She brought her hands up, reminiscent of the movement to surrender, not that the shadowy figure in the alley would know, but the connotation of the movement was quite the contrary to what it meant to her. She was readying to fight. "Please don't rape me."

"Rape you?!" The man sputtered as he stepped out of the shadows. "I swear upon the wealth of my entire industry that I won't touch you without your explicit permission. I just wanted to know if you were available for private bookings."

Y/n froze at the sight of Tony Stark standing in front of her and she struggled to keep her tongue from tripping over the words that she forced out of her mouth. "Never done any, but sure."

"Cool." He handed her his personal card. "Call if anything comes up. Next Friday, show up at Stark Tower at 5pm, the party doesn't start till 6, but I want to let you get comfortable with the equipment."

He got into his car at the edge of the alley, but before he drove off, he rolled the window down to speak to Y/n once more. "Oh, and I'm paying you $6,000 for this one."

Y/n's jaw went slack as Stark drove off, chuckling to himself.

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It was through that gig and with the other Avengers present that Tony found out about Y/n's ability to manipulate soundwaves. Tony had made the decision to take her into the Tower with the rest of the Avengers. Tony kept her from Fury's wrath even though she eventually did join the Avengers as unconventional as a plus size lady superhero was. He would do nothing less for the lady he had grown to see as his sister.

That outlook on Y/n was also what made him wary when she had grown close to Loki. Despite being sent to serve Earth as payment for his crimes against it, he was still a trickster. His fears soon proved to be unfounded when he observed the dynamics between the two of them. Instead of Loki corrupting Y/n, it seemed that she was corrupting him in a way. Much like Jane Foster had grown close to Thor, so did Y/n grow close to Loki. She had shown him a wide array of bands and artists that she had favored songs from; Marilyn Manson, AC DC, Aerosmith, and the Beetles, just to name a few. Her favorites soon became his too, and it was common to find them relaxing to seemingly unrelaxing music in the background.

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Y/n had taken Loki out again, wanting to teach Loki more about Midguardian customs. This time, she was taking him to the American Museum of Natural History, as they had just watched the Night at the Museum movies the previous day. Of course it was different from the movie, something they were discussing in front of the giant Easter Island head.

"You are certain that it doesn't talk?"

"Yes, I'm certain."

"I could make it talk."

"Loki, no." He grumbled under his breath, but perked up at her next offer. "We could buy a mini one at the gift shop and you could make that one talk. We could scare Tony with it too."

Loki grinned at Y/n, who had moved to read the plaque about the statue.

Whispers behind the pair soon drew their attention. A frown forming on both of their faces as they glanced at the couple of girls behind them. One was a blonde, and the other was a clearly dyed red head, each giggling to each other, speaking louder now that they had an audience of whom they were speaking.

"I still don't understand why the Tony Stark would want a fat DJ."

"Yeah, I know. She's so ugly. I think that Mr. Stark would want someone skinnier, some eye candy, not a fat ass who can't control her eating habits."

Y/n turned away, tears brimming her eyes. Loki turned from the two with a sneer, cupping Y/n's face in his hands.

He spoke loud enough for the occupants of the room to hear him, but not enough to be obnoxious. "You may not be as thin as many of the other Midguardians, but that does not mean that you are ugly. You are, by far, the most beautiful woman that I have had the pleasure of meeting. Let me show you."

With that he stepped back, and with a wave of his hand, green tendrils of his magic surrounded her, transforming her jeans and plaid shirt into an emerald green dress to match the dress shirt that he was wearing.

"Now, will you be, as you Midguardians say, my girlfriend, my Queen?" He whispered his last two words as he stepped to his previous close proximity. He formed a delicate gold and emerald crown in his hands and held it between them.

A tear escaped down her cheek, not of sorrow, but of happiness, as she whispered a yes as she nodded her head.

He placed the crown on her head and grasped her hand as they walked out of the exhibit hallway as the other occupants of the room cheered except for the two who had mocked Y/n previously.

Loki smirked as Y/n grinned through a blush on her cheeks.

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Bonus Scene:

Marilyn Manson's cover of Sweet Dreams was playing quietly in the common room as Y/n lounged on the couch with Loki. The former painting the latter's nails the darkest shade of black that they could find on their stop into a store on their way home. Their purchases were all put away, save for the Easter Island head that rested on the island countertop of the common area kitchen.

Tony came in from the elevator, going to the bar to get a drink before settling down with Y/n and Loki. He paused at the head on the counter, but before he could get a word out to Y/n, the think spoke.

"Dum Dum give me gum gum."

Tony gave a shout of surprise as he fell back, nearly knocking his head on the counter. He swore at Loki and Y/n from his spot on the floor as they laughed from the couch.

#avengers #loki #loki x reader #loki x chubby reader #loki x plus size reader

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monotonesmile · 4 months ago

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[Monotone’s Masterlist!]

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[Key]

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Fluff: ★

Angst: ❧

Hurt/Comfort: ꕀ

Headcanons: ✧

Oneshot: ☾

Series: ⚘

Request: •

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[Transformers]

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[GN!Human with Megalophobia] ✧ •

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[Tfa!Blitzwing]

[Kissing you is a death wish] ★☾ (Blitzwing X GN!Reader)

[“Blitzwing, it’s three in the morning..”] ★☾ (Blitzwing X GN!Reader)

[Poke] ★☾ (Blitzwing X GN!Reader)

[Trapped] -> [Acceptance]⚘ ꕀ ★ (Blitzwing X GN!Reader)

[Zusammen gefangen, aber nicht für immer]⚘ (Blitzwing X GN!Reader)

Chapter One -> Chapter Two -> Chapter Three

[Blitzwing X Autistic!Femme!Reader Headcanons] ★✧ •

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[Tfa!Swindle]

(None yet!)

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[Tfa!Longarm Prime]

(None yet!)

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Tfp!Soundwave

(None yet!)

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[Tfp!Ratchet]

[Familial Shenanigans] ★ ✧ ☾ • (Ratchet & GN!Cybertronian!Reader)

[Sick Day] ★ ✧ ☾ • (Optiratch & GN!Reader)

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[Tfp!Optimus Prime]

[Longed For You] -> [Together at last] ꕀ ☾ ⚘ • (Optimus Prime X GN!Cybertronian!Reader)

[Sick Day] ★ ✧ ☾ • (Optiratch & GN!Reader)

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[Tfp!Shockwave]

[First Contact] ❧ ☾ • (Shockwave X GN!Reader)

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[RB!Heatwave]

[Distrust] ☾ •

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[DC]

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[Batfam & Pregnant!Batsis!Reader] ꕀ ★ ✧ •

[Illness!] ★ ✧ • (Batfam & Sick!Batsis!Reader)

[Batfam & Transmasc!Reader] ★ ✧ •

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[Damian Wayne]

[Cuddles with Damian and his pets.] ★ ☾ (Damian Wayne x GN!Reader)

[What are you? A Disney Princess?] ★ ☾ (Damian Wayne x GN!Reader)

[Damian Wayne Headcanons] ✧

[Patching up a smug bird] ★ ☾ (Damian Wayne X GN!Reader)

[Stealing the boyfriend’s clothes] ★ ☾ (Damian Wayne X GN!Reader)

[Dont Leave Me] ꕀ ❧ •☾ (Damian Wayne X Fem!Reader)

[Damian Wayne X Bilingual!Reader Headcanons] ✧ ★

[Cuddle Time Imagine] ★ ☾ (Damian Wayne X Fem!Reader)

[Nicknames/Pet Names Headcanons] ★ ✧ (Damian Wayne X GN!Reader)

[Prank Gone Wrong!!] ꕀ☾• (Damian Wayne X GN!Reader)

[Never to leave your side] ꕀ☾• (Damian Wayne & Sister!Reader)

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[Jaime Reyes]

[Mission Failed…Successfully?] ★ ☾ • (Jaime Reyes x Fem!Reader)

[You give me butterflies] ★ ☾ • (Jaime Reyes X Fem!Tamaranean!Reader)

[Meeting the family] ★ ☾ • (Jaime Reyes X GN!Reader)

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[Conner Kent (Young Justice/The feral one)]

(None yet!)

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[Dick Grayson]

[Nicknames/Pet Names Headcanons] ★ ✧ (Dick Grayson X GN!Reader)

[The Sleepover] ★ ☾ • (Dick Grayson X GN!Reader)

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[Jason Todd]

[Nickname/Pet Names Headcanons] ★ ✧ (Jason Todd X GN!Reader)

[Tattoos] ★ ✧ (Jason Todd X GN!Reader)

[Surprise!] ❧ ꕀ ☾ • (Jason Todd X GN!Reader)

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[Black Beetle] (only available for AlienatedPixels!)

[Black Beetle Headcanons] ✧ •

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[ROTTMNT]

[Rottmnt x Villain!Fem!Reader] ✧ •

[Rottmnt X Villian!Fem!Reader | Part Two] ✧ •

[Rise Boys X GN!Reader] ✧ •

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[ROTTMNT!Raph]

(None yet!)

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[ROTTMNT!Leo]

[Oh to be a turtle in love.] ★ ☾ • (Leo x Fem!Turtle!Reader) (Part One)

[Oh to not be a jealous turtle] ꕀ ★ ☾ • (Leo x Fem!Turtle!Reader) (Part Two)

[Nightmares] ꕀ ☾ • (Leo x Fem!Reader)

[Rooftop Meeting? No. Fire Escape Meeting.] ★ ꕀ ☾ • (Leo x Fem!Reader)

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[ROTTMNT!Donnie]

[Opposites Attract] ★ ✧ • (Donnie x Fem!Turtle!Reader)

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l0s3rd0wnt0wn · 1 month ago

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"YOU CAN NOT MATCH THEIR FREAK

(Smut maybe kinda this ain't to deep but I just wanted to test the waters to see if I got that dog in me)

Many people think (including wb!readers partners) this is some kind of a prude—you back away when it comes to hugging, hell, you lean away when it comes to kissing. You get flustered over holding hands, and you get shy at hugging; they can feel your body shiver at the slightest touch. They start to think you’re touch-starved, but your friends do that stuff all the time, so why are you getting all shy when the manor is empty, and it's just you and them on your bedroom floor? Lack of partners, maybe? Your corner's first crush, lack of experience—Jaime's never been with a boy. You're insecure; Bart thinks you're the most beautiful girl to ever cross his eyes, but you’ve just never kissed anyone before. Cassie has never kissed a girl before; you’re both even. But really, they don't know how much of a freak you are—like, AT ALL. You paid five dollars for NSFW content from a dating sim, and you own the freakiest mangas you can get your grubby little hands on. You read and write the nastiest of smut; if they saw your freaky side, they wouldn't survive it—none of them.

You're hanging in your room with Bart. He starts to get nosy, looking at your manga collection. He sees a small compartment in the back hiding some more manga. He's thinking you didn't have any space, but lo and behold, it's something downright freaky: "Lady K and the Sick Man." He flips through a few pages, and by God, was it graphic! He didn't know the 21st century had this kind of stuff. And you owned physical copies. He’s blushing, skimming through the pages gently, imagining the two of you in these types of positions. His hands are getting clammy with sweat just at the thought of you getting off on this. God, you’re perverted, laying on your bed, breathing heavily, fingers dancing and teasing your clit as the posters on your wall stare at you, knowing how you really are when you’re all alone.

"Bart, stop snooping around; if you want to read some, I'll let you borrow them." His body is shocked when he hears your voice, but he doesn't drop the book. "So you're saying I can keep this, right, pretty girl?" You turn your head just to feel your stomach drop—you can't wiggle yourself out of this one. He's walking over to you slowly, stalking like a hyena to its prey. "Not so innocent, are you?" Jaime doesn't think it's fair that you act so shy, but he heard in your past relationships you were so open with your lovers, so out there, so handsy and grabby. With him, the two of you had a small kiss, and that was a stretch, because your first kiss was on Valentine's Day—corny, I know. You fell to your knees the moment your lips touched, but to take things slow is to take things easy; he can wait. No, he can't. Maybe you're hiding something in your sketchbook; you're always drawing in that thing. Maybe he'll find something that will give him answers.

So when you leave to go to the bathroom, he grabs your backpack and scavenges through it like a hungry raccoon, pulling out the notebook with the cute little sticker and faded paint on it. Time to know what's on your mind, and let's just say what's on your mind is him. It's filled with him and just him. He's never thought he looked so good in your eyes, never thought you saw him like this. The pride is kicking in. He lingers on every page until he finds "that one": a sketchy drawing of the two of you making out, bodies closer than he can ever imagine. It looks like a small comic with sketches of his pleasured reactions. The next one is a body spread page of you judging him in the most compromising positions— you behind him, kissing his neck as you played with an now-erased drawing of your hand on his cock, pulling the back of his long hair as the two of you kissed, and so many more. It's enough to make him go crazy! Is this what you've been hiding from—pushing him away for throwing pages in the trash can?

When you come to see the sketch, you tackle Jaime to the floor, flustered, trying to get it out of his hands. He holds it out of your reach as you sit on top of him; he can’t stop laughing, calling all kinds of perverted names. He throws the sketchbook across his room. You’re ready to get up, but he pulls on your hips, pulling you down on top of him. "I could always do a nude painting for you, cariño." He kisses your neck, and your body jolts. "Acting all shy when this is the kind of stuff you draw? I'll send you pictures if you need a reference," he teases. "Shut up! I just get curious!" You shout—way too curious.

You and Conner love musicals. You always have new bands for him to try out, and he's always finding new songs he wants you to put on your shared playlist. Whenever you play a song that is a little bit perverted or a little bit inappropriate—maybe a bit suggestive—you always seem to hold a straight face. But when you kiss, you can barely stand on your feet. Sometimes, you gatekeep songs with silly excuses: "It's for the girls" (lie), "Oh, it's in another language" (lie), "You just wouldn't get them like I do" (lie). But he won't bother you about it; if you don't want to tell him, don't tell him. He'll figure it out on his own. If there's one thing Tim taught him, it's that stalking is like research; you have to discover things no one has ever reached.

So, on his little mission to find out what you're listening to, he figured out a way to get into your Spotify. Nothing different—just a few new songs or more. They're not as bad or as underground as you; they were just regular songs, so why hide it? But this definitely wasn't what you were listening to. He had to up his game. Flying over to the manor, he was going to confront you until he heard a moan are you in pain. Oh god, he's flying to your window; your curtains were drawn. All he could see was the blue light from your laptop screen touching your face gently. He heard another moan; you were not in pain. He pressed himself closer to the window, seeing your headphones over your ears, your hand in your panties as you whimpered sweetly.

Oh, oh, OH. He didn't know you—wow, it's always the quiet ones, huh? His ears perked up hearing the sound of a guy groaning. Okay, you're definitely not listening to music. "Kon," you whined out as your fingers moved in imperfect circles. He's breathing heavily, feeling the fabric of his suit get tighter as he watches you tremble, struggling to keep your voice down. "Fuck...~" Okay, that's enough; he can't sit there and watch. He needs to help you, and you're going to help him. You hear a knock on your window; you whine, turning your head to the side and seeing those blue eyes. Oh god, he wasn't watching you, was he?

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thedailyimagines · 5 years ago

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Imagine being Raven’s former boyfriend and coming back from the dead, now partnered with Deathstroke.

Anon requested: “Hello, I’m glad you’re back (: . If it’s no trouble may I request a Raven(DC) x Male Reader? Reader is dick Grayson/Nightwing brother and once was a former member of the titans and lover of Raven but was presumed dead after a horrible accident in mission. Maybe he comes back and is now partnered with deathstroke and has a grudge against the titans but later on is reminded of old memories and returns to Raven and they get together again and returns to the Titans.”

Decided to go with DC animated for this one. The imagine is a little different from the request, but I hope you enjoy!

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There was so much going on at once. Everything was blurry. He could see people around him but not their faces.

“Y/n!” The sound of his name being called brought his attention to someone, their face smudged like a ruined picture. All he could see was that they had a cloak and hood.

“No!” Looking down, y/n saw a large red stain on his torso. Had something happened? He couldn’t focus on that, there were people who needed him now.

The world went sideways, there was a bright light, a loud noise like a roar, and then—

—y/n woke up with a jolt, sitting up quickly and looking around.

The room was dimly lit and outside you could see the lights of passing cars. There was no fighting, no screams, no blurry faces. A quick glance in the mirror on the wall reflected y/n’s face, skin damp with sweat and hair a ruffled mess.

The dream was the same one y/n had been having for two years since he woke up. There was always fighting, a shout, and then y/n woke up. Maybe it had something to do with his forgotten past.

A sharp knock on his door called y/n’s attention away from his thoughts. Grabbing his knife, y/n crept to the door and opened it slowly.

“L/n.” Recognizing the voice, y/n lowered the knife and opened the door all the way. In the hall of the abandoned apartment stood an old man with an eyepatch.

Slade Wilson was the first person y/n saw when he woke up, and Slade had said y/n was his apprentice. It rubbed y/n wrong but he went with it, seeing as his other option was staying in custody of the hospital (they figured he was around fifteen or sixteen years old).

“What.” Slade ignored the boy’s attitude and tossed a packet of paper at y/n.

“Job for you. Pack your bags and head to Jump City.”

<—>

“You don’t have to perform if you don’t want to, y/n.” Little y/n bounced up and down, trying to make himself seem eager to the woman in front of him. Her face wasn’t clear but y/n felt safe around her, like she was someone important to him.

“I want to! If Dick can do it, I can too!” A man came over and placed a hand on y/n’s shoulder.

“Y/n, how about you stay with the lion tamer for now? And next time you can come with us?” Y/n pouted, but nodded in agreement.

“Fine...” The three walked out, and y/n hung back with the lion tamer. Maybe it was for the best, he was still unsteady with the trapeze.

Then the trapeze rope snapped, the crowd screamed, and a shocked y/n screamed for—

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

The sound of the alarm y/n had set jolted him from his dream. That was a new dream. Did he know the people from it? Who was Dick? Was it an insult towards someone?

“What the hell is going on?” Shaking his head, y/n headed to the bathroom of the hideout Slade had sent him to and splashed water in his face. Today was the day he sprung the trap for the group his employers wanted gone. It was a group of vigilantes commonly known as the Teen Titans, the name setting off a flicker of recognition in y/n’s mind.

It wasn’t important now, y/n mused, as he gathered everything he needed for the trap. His various knives, a small wrist firearm, a retractable bo staff, and one sword that was a gift from Slade.

Three hours later found y/n in a warehouse, waiting for his targets to walk in. Right on cue, a group walked (or in some cases, flew) in the front door, setting off the smoke trap. Y/n jumped down from his perch, the man he had been aiming his sword at barely moving in time.

“Who are you?” Y/n, dressed in his black and orange suit, just twirled his sword like a baton.

“The person hired to get rid of you.” Y/n activated the robots Slade had sent with him, a so-called ‘gift’ from their employer. The yellow and black robots were high tech and skilled in various forms of combat.

“Titans, Go!” The group ran towards y/n and the bots; y/n pulled his sword from its sheath. The leader of the group, an older man in a black and blue suit, went head on with y/n.

“Azarath Metrion Zinthos!” A girl about y/n’s age destroyed several robots at once. Y/n was impressed, he had never seen something like it before. A voice in the back of his head claimed he had seen it before.

“Cute trick, my turn.” Y/n threw a knife towards the cloaked girl. She moved to the side to dodge and very nearly missed being beheaded by y/n’s sword.

So far, things were not going in y/n’s favor. The robots were completely destroyed and now the group was converging on him. Was there one missing?

“Damian, wait!” Y/n turned just in time to be hit in the face with the hilt of a sword. The mask that y/n wore fell from his face, and silence reigned over the Titans.

“...y/n?” The man in black and blue looked like he had seen a ghost. How did he know y/n’s name? Only Slade knew his name!

The sound of energy charging caused y/n to whip his head around, only to be hit with a blast of blue energy. The pain took a moment to register, but when it did it hit y/n like a freight train.

The last thing y/n heard before he passed out was yelling.

“Beetle, what the hell!

“Sorry! The scarab is still on high threat mode!”

<—>

“Get up y/n. You need to learn this if you’re going to go on patrol.” Y/n huffed and stood back up, dusting off his clothes.

“Not everyone has your skills, birdbrain.”

“Hey!” A man stepped in, having been watching both boys train.

“That’s enough boys. Alfred has dinner ready, go wash up and get some food.” The black haired boy ran off to wash up, leaving y/n and the man behind.

“...” The man knelt down on one knee and put a hand on y/n’s shoulder. It was quickly shrugged off.

“What’s wrong, y/n?”

“I’m not as good as Dick. I can’t even do flips right!”

“Y/n, you only just started. And Dick has experience on his side. Just give it time.” Y/n nodded, his face still showing his disappointment. “Come on. I think we can beat your brother to the kitchen.”

“—we can’t just leave him like this.”

“I know that Kori! But you saw him, he was trying to kill us. Y/n would have never done that before. Especially to Raven; he nearly took her head off!” Raven...why did that name sound so familiar to y/n? Like something he knew a long time ago.

“It’s been almost two years Dick. A lot can happen in that time.” There was that name again. Was the man the same person from y/n’s dreams?

There was only one way to find out.

“...Who the hell are you people?” The two jumped and turned towards y/n in surprise. It was the green eyed woman who spoke first.

“Y/n, do you really not know who we are?”

“If I knew you I would have called you by your name.”

“Y/n, my name is Dick Grayson. You’re my little brother.”

“I don’t have a family. I only have my mentor, Slade”

There was a knock at the door, and Kori went to go answer it. There was a muffled argument that slowly became louder.

“Raven wait—” The girl who had been wearing a cloak entered the room, now dressed in civilian clothes.

“Y/n.” His name sounded so familiar coming from her, like a lifetime ago she had known him.

“Do I know you?” The teen frowned slightly.

“It’s me, y/n. It’s Raven. We used to be...we were close.” He shook his head. How dumb did these people think he was?

“Listen, I’m gonna need a lot more than words to prove what you and anyone else is saying about me.”

“I have proof. And I’m sure Dick has some too.” Raven pulled out a photo from her pocket.

Y/n almost didn’t believe what he saw; it was him, but he was younger. In the picture were several other people (some who were in the group y/n had been fighting) including Raven, his arm wrapped around her shoulder.

“...I don’t understand.” Raven placed a hand on his shoulder, the gesture almost familiar to y/n.

“Whatever Slade told you was a lie, y/n. You were a part of our team, our family.” He shrugged the hand off and crossed his arms.

“Then why am I with Slade? Him coming to claim me from the hospital is my earliest memory and that was two years ago. I think I would remember if I died.”

“It really isn’t a good idea to tell him—” Y/n cut Dick off before he could finish his sentence.

“Just tell me. I don’t like secrets.” There was silence all around, then Kori spoke.

“Y/n, you died.”

“...What?”

“Y/n!” The cloaked figure was calling his name, trying to get him to listen—

“It was on a mission. It wasn’t going well and we were waiting for our ride out. You and Raven were covering our backs when you were injured.” Y/n’s head started throbbing, like the pain was trying to get him to stop remembering.

The red stain on his shirt spread out—

“There was an explosion. We couldn’t get to you in time.” The pain in his head was getting worse, going from a dull ache to a sharp stabbing sensation.

A bright light, a roar—

“I need to leave.” Y/n stood up and pushed his way past the three. Outside the room were the others from earlier.

“Y/n wait!” He didn’t know how he found his way out, but as soon as y/n did he headed straight towards the city.

He needed to have a talk with his ‘mentor’.

<—>

The Titans followed y/n to an abandoned apartment building. They didn’t find y/n inside, but they did find Slade in what looked to be an old ballroom—now converted to a weapons room. Slade was in the middle of it. If he was surprised that the Titans were here, he wasn’t showing it.

“Not that I don’t enjoy guests—I don’t, by the way—but what the hell are you doing here?”

“Where’s y/n?”

“Huh, so you figured out the brat was alive. I guess some secrets can’t stay safe.” Dick stepped forward, brandishing his escrima sticks threateningly.

“What did you do to him, Slade?” Slade fingered the handle of his blade but didn’t unsheathe it.

“Easy; took him from the explosion site, paid someone to erase his memories, and trained him to be a weapon. He’s better than you could have ever been.” Dick tensed up and Kori put a hand on his shoulder. He took a breathe and calmed himself down.

“You hurt my brother Slade. Be glad I’m willing to take you in with broken bones rather than in a body bag.” Slade laughed the comment off.

“Do you really—shit!” Slade jerked to the right as a figure descended from the shadows wielding a sword. Y/n’s sword glanced off of Slade’s armor. Had Slade not moved in time, he would have lost his arm. “What are you doing you little bastard?!?!”

“You lied to me Slade! You kept me from my family, my friends!” Y/n charged at Slade again, the old man dodging and pulling out his sword.

“You’d be a nobody without me! You were always stuck in your mentor or your brother’s shadow! Can you tell me this wasn’t better—not being outshone by them constantly?” Y/n just let out a scream and attacked more viciously.

“I’m going to kill you!” The Titans unfroze from their shock and raced after the two. By the time they found Slade, y/n was long gone. Slade was badly injured, but he would live.

Police came and the Titans met them with Slade. No one noticed a lone figure perched on the rooftop watching the commotion. Except for one. Raven flew up to the roof and landed beside y/n.

“Y/n, please don’t leave again.” Y/n shook his head.

“I’m not a Titan. I don’t belong with you guys.” Turning away, y/n was about to jump from the rooftop when Raven grabbed his hand tightly.

“Come on y/n, it’s just a store!” Raven grabbed his hand tightly and pulled a grumbling y/n into a store that featured dark colored, stylish clothes.

“At least stay a little while?” Seeing the look on Raven’s face, y/n sighed and shook his head.

“Fine. Just for a few days. But I’m leaving after that.”

“Thank you.”

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dickmedowndc · 3 years ago

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Nicole A. W.

Masterpost

★…★…★…★…★…★…★…★…★…★…★…★

Amazo

Mechanics of the Heart Part I, Part II

Lean Down - UPCOMING

...★...

Bart Allen [Impulse]:

Good Old Days

Artist's Muse

This Too Shall Pass (OC/Canon)

Future Worries

Future Comforts

Feels Like Fighting Gravity (OC/Canon) - UPCOMING

Bad Days

Kiss Tax

Heart Stops

Future Promises

The Earth Shakes

Firefight - UPCOMING

Pretty Boy - UPCOMING

Run, Love, Run - UPCOMING

Left in the Dust - UPCOMING

...★...

Cassandra Cain [Batgirl/Orphan]:

When You Come Home

...★...

Conner "Kon" Kent/Kon-El [Superboy]:

Storming in the Streets Part I, Part II, Part III

When Stars Die

Hybrid Hazards - UPCOMING

Limelight - UPCOMING

...★...

Garfield Logan [Beast Boy]:

Animal Crackers

...★...

Jaime Reyes/Khaji Da [Blue Beetle]:

Sour [Jaime only]

af·fec·tion [Jaime only]

Little Menace Part I, Part II, Part III - UPCOMING [Jaime/Khaji Da]

Figured it Out [Jaime only]

Protective [Jaime Reyes/Khaji Da]

...★...

John Constantine

Goodnight

...★...

J'onn J'onzz [Martian Manhunter]:

To Woo You Part I, Part II

Misunderstandings

...★...

Virgil Hawkins [Static]:

Overload

Hero Crush Part I, Part II

Static Cling - UPCOMING

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doublerainebow · 5 years ago

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Masterlist

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Latest Update: November 7, 2023

Quick Note 1: Most of the x Reader stories were written with a female reader in mind. Some of them may get away with being gender neutral-ish, but just to be safe, F! Reader for these stories.

Quick Note 2: Links that lead to AO3 are colored in red.

Quick Note 3: Links that lead to a different masterlist are colored in blue

💌 || Fulfilled Requests ✨ || Latest Fic 🔄 || Pending Fic 🔞 || NSFW, leads to NSFW blog. Minors DNI

~ Fanfics ~

DC Comics - Bat Family

Sanctuary (Priest! Jason Todd x Reader); Bonus Lines/Prompts

- - - Series: Robin and the Whore - - -

Robins (sans Damian Wayne) x Prostitute Reader

Nightwing

Red Hood

Red Robin

DC Comics - Booster Gold & Blue Beetle

- - - Series: Black and Blue with Gold All Over - - -

Michael Jon Carter/Booster Gold x OC x Ted Kord/Blue Beetle

OC: Ariane Meritt/Black Shadow

Dreams

Super-Suit

Final Fantasy XIV

Whisper in My Dreams (Ardbert Hylfyst x F WoL Reader); 🔞

Fire Emblem Three Houses

Breakdown (Felix Hugo Fraldarius centric); Possibly Triggering

Duel of Promises (Felix Hugo Fraldarius x OC); OC: Lacey Alford

The Morning After (FE3H Boys x Reader)

Fire Force

Rescue and Meeting (Akitaru Obi x OC); OC: Toba Amagawa

Haikyū!!

Affection (Kei Tsukishima x Reader)

I Don’t Hate You (Kei Tsukishima x Reader)

Long Sighs (Hajime Iwaizumi x Reader x Tōru Oikawa)

Hetalia

The Morning After (Hetalia x Reader)

Kingdom Hearts

Her Resolve (Sora x Kairi)

Where We Left Off (Lea x OC x Isa); OC: Kali

- - - Series: The Baker and the Scientist - - -

Ienzo/Zexion x OC

OC: Athalia

Arrival and Homecoming

Books, Pastries, and Wagers

My Hero Academia

One Piece

Boyfriend Zoro Headcanons

Stray Kids (K-Pop)

Pirate AU Felix; ✨

~ Original Fics ~

A Silent Cry; Possibly Triggering

Hanahaki Disease

~ Random Headcanons ~

Final Fantasy XV: Ignis’s Coffee Breath

Kingdom Hearts: Ienzo/Zexion and Cooking

Kingdom Hearts: Post Kingdom Hearts III

Fire Emblem Three Houses: Sylvain and Sleight-of-Hand Magic

DC Comics - Bat Family: Robins and Their Favorite Gargoyle

~ Friendly Voice Actor Reminder ~

Akira Ishida

Daiki Yamashita

Keiji Fujiwara

Kōki Uchiyama

Lucien Dodge

Mamoru Miyano

Miyu Irino

Nobuhiko Okamoto

Yūichi Nakamura

~ Art Resources ~

Part 1?

#navigation #doublerainebow masterlist

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fuckallthegood0nesweretaken · 5 years ago

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Things I write for!

Alright! So here is the list of things I write for. Keep in mind that I will write smut and sexual themes, but If I don’t think it fits or if there is something that makes me uncomfortable, I won’t write it. I will write AU’s, romantic and platonic. I do not write characterxcharacter or any OC’s. I will write for female, male and nb readers, just let me know in your request.

I have also added a list of AU’s and tropes I like to write but if you have one in mind that isn’t on here, don’t be afraid to include it! The characters in bold are ones that I especially love to write for.

ANIME:

Assassination Classroom- I’ll write for Asuno, Okano, Maehara, Itona, Kaede, Karma, Hazama, Mimura, Takebayashi, Justice, Kataoka, Nagisa, Hayami, Nakamura, Terasuka. Sugaya, Okajima, Yoshida, Muramatsu, Sugino, Kanzaki, Isogai, Fuwa, Kurro-Sensei, Irina, and Karasuma. Romantic, platonic, student/teacher/assassin reader is fine.

Attack on Titan- I’ll write for Armin, Eren, Hanji, Jean, Levi, Marco, and Mikasa. I don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes.

Fairy Tail- I’ll write for Cana, Elfman, Erza, Gajeel, Gray, Jellal, Juvia, Laxus, Loke/Leo, Levy, Lucy, Mirajane, Mystogan, Natsu, and Wendy(PLATONIC ONLY). I’ve read the entire manga so anything goes.

Free!- Just the main peeps; Makoto, Nagisa, Rei, Haru, Rin, and Souske. I haven’t watched any of it in a long time and I really don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.

Haikyuu!!- Everyone in Karasuno; everyone in Nekoma; Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kyotani from Aoba johsai; Bokuto, Akaashi from Fukurodani; Ushijima, Tendo from Shiratorizawa. I have not seen season three and four so no spoilers please!

Hetalia- I’m not super into this anime anymore, but I’ll still write for it. I’ll write for anyone and I’ve seen everything so anything goes.

K-Project/K- I’ll write for anyone. I’ve also seen the whole thing so anything goes.

Kuroko no Basket- I will only write for the generation of Miracles. I haven’t seen anything past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.

Log Horizon- I will write for anyone. I have only seen season one so no spoilers please!

Magi- I will write for Alibaba, Morgiana, and Sinbad. I don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes.

My Hero Academia- I will write for Bakugou, Hagukure, Iida, Jiro, Kaminari, Kirishima, Midoriya, Mina, Momo, Ojiro, Sato, Sero, Shoji, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Tsuyu, Uraraka; Kendo, Monoma, Tetsutetsu; Shinso; Mirio, Nejire, Tamaki; All Might/Small Might, Eraserhead, Fat Gum, Hawks, Kamui Woods, Present Mic; Dabi, Shiguraki, Toga. I haven’t read anything past Hawks being introduced, so no spoilers past that point in the manga. Other than that, anything goes.

Naruto- I’ll write for Asuma, Choji, Deidara, Gaara, Hidan, Hinata, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kakuzu, Kankuro, Kiba, Kisame, Kurenai, Lee, Minato, Naruto, Neji, Obito/Tobi, Sakura, Sasori, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Zabuza. . I haven’t seen/read all of it but don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.

Sailor Moon- I’ll write for Sailor’s Moon, Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, Tuxedo Mask and their normal counterparts.. I’ve seen all of it, but a long time ago. I don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.

Seven Deadly Sins- I’ll write for Ban, Diane, Escanor, King/Harlequin, Meliodas, Merlin; Arthur, Elizabeth, Gilthunder, Howzer. . I’ve seen what they have of the anime on Netflix and the movie. No spoilers from the manga, but everything goes other than that.

BOOKS:

Harry Potter- I will write for Cedric, Dean, Draco, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Seamus; James, Lily, Remus, Sirius; Newt, Queenie. I’ve read and seen everything so anything goes.

Lord of the Rings- I’ll write for Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.

Narnia- I’ll write for Caspian, Edmund, Eustace, Lucy, Peter, Susan. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.

Percy Jackson- I’ll write for Annabeth, Bianca, Clarisse, Leo, Luke, Nico, Percy, Piper, Thalia; Frank, Hazel, Jason, Reyna. I’ve read all the books up to Magnus Chase. I don’t mind spoilers and will write for anyone so anything goes.

The Hobbit- I’ll write for Bard, Bilbo, Bofur, Dwalin, Fili, Kili, Legolas, Tauriel, Thorin. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.

K-POP:

BTS- Hoseok/J-Hope, Jimin, Jungkook, Namjoon/RM, Seokjin/Jin, Taehyung/V, Yoongi/Suga

KARD- Jiwoo, Taehyung/J-Seph, Matt/BM, Somin

MonstaX- Changkyun/I.M, Hyungwon, Jooheon, Kihyun, Minhyuk, Shownu, Wonho

GOT7- Bambam, Jackson, Jaebum, Jinyoung, Mark, Youngjae, Yugyeom

TWICE- Chaeyoung, Dahyun, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, Mina, Momo, Nayeon, Sana, Tzuyu

BlackPink- Chaeyoung/Rose, Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa

Mamamoo- Hwasa, Moonbyul, Solar, Wheein

MOVIES:

Big Hero 6- I will write for Fred, Go-Go, Hiro, Honey Lemon, Tadashi, Wasabi

How to Train Your Dragon- I will write for Hiccup, Astrid, and Eret.

Hunger Games- I will write for Katniss, Gale, Peeta, Joanna, and Finnick.

Jumanji- I have seen both 1&2. I am doing a rewrite of the first movie (and the second later on) but will write for any of the characters.

The Meg- I will write for Jax, Jack Morris, DJ, and Jonas Taylor. I’ve seen the movie so anything goes.

Pirates of the Caribbean- I will write for Jack, Elizabeth, James, and Will. I’ve seen everything so anything goes.

The Purge- I’ve seen all of the movies, but not the TV show. I’ll most likely use this as an AU but I do have a rewrite of Election Year and Anarchy in my WIP’s

Star Wars- I will write for Anakin, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Finn, Han Solo, Hux, Leia, Luke, Obi-Wan, Padme, Poe, Rey

DC:

Flash- I haven’t seen past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers so I’ll write for all the characters and anything goes.

Justice League- I’ll write for all of the heroes. I haven’t seen a lot of the cartoon shows, but I’ve seen the live action movies and Young Justice (Season 1&2 ONLY). Anything goes.

Suicide Squad- I will write for Boomer, Deadshot, Diablo, Harley Quinn, Katana

Young Justice- I will write for Aqualad/Kaldur, Artemis/Tigress, Beast Boy/Garfield, Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes, Impulse/Bart Allen, Kid Flash/Wally, Miss Martian/Megan, Nightwing-Robin/Dick, Robin/Tim, Red Arrow/Roy Harper, Superboy/Connor, Wonder Girl/Cassie, Zatanna Zatara. I haven’t seen season three, so please no spoilers!!

MARVEL:

AntMan- I will write for Hope, Luis, Scott

Avengers- I will write for Bruce, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Peter, Sam, Steve, Thor, Tony, Wanda

Black Panther- I will write for Erik, Everett Ross, M’Baku, Nakia, Okoye, Shuri, T’Challa

Dr. Strange- I will write for Steven Strange

Guardians- I will write for Gamora, Nebula, Peter, Yondu

X-Men- I will write for Bobby/Iceman, Hank(old and young), Jean(old and young), Kitty Pryde, Logan/Old Man Logan, Marie/Rogue, Ororo Munroe(old and young), Remy LeBeau, Scott(old and young), Victor Creed; Alex Summers, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Jubilee, Kurt, Peter Maximoff, Raven(young only)

TV SHOWS:

Avatar the Last Airbender- I’ll write for Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Suki, Zuko, Azula, Mei, and Ty Lee. I’ve seen everything so anything goes.

Dr. Who- I have seen everything up to the 12th Doctor. No spoilers for 12&13 please! Other than that, anything goes.

Game of Thrones- I will write for the Starks(Arya, Brandon, Jon, Robb, Sansa), Tormund, Sandor, the Lannisters(Jaime, Tyrion), Daenerys, Brienne, Gendry, Podrick, Bronn, Oberyn, Sam, Theon, and Yara. I have seen the entire series and anything goes.

Legend of Korra- I’ll write for Korra, Mako, Bolin, and Asami. I haven’t seen anything past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers. Anything goes.

The Mandalorian- I’ll write for Cara, Mando, and Paz. I’ve seen everything so anything goes.

Sherlock- I will write for Sherlock, John, and Greg. I haven’t seen past season three episode two so no spoilers please! Other than that, anything goes.

Supernatural- I will write for Sam, Dean, Cas, and John. I haven’t seen past season 6 but don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes!

The Walking Dead- I’ll write for anybody. I’m only at the beginning of season nine, so anything past that please don’t spoil it!

Video Games:

Assassins Creed- I’ll write for Altair, Ezio, and Connor. I’ve played some of the games and don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild- I have beaten the game and will write for Link and Zelda.

AU’S:

Adventurers

Assassin

Athlete

College

Coffee Shop

Mafia

Magic

Modern

Musician

Pet Shop

Royalty

Soulmate- Colorblind, tattoo(name of soulmate/first words spoken, etc.), watch countdown, whatever you write on yourself ends up on them.

Spy

Supernatural

Superpower

Tattoo Artist

Tropes:

Human from our world dropped into their world and vice versa

Only one bed

Roommates

#things i write #requests #read before requesting

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tessatechaitea · 6 years ago

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Inferior 5 #1

Hopefully this will be like when Giffen made the Legion of Super-heroes super fucking dark.

How many dicks can you find, kids?!

"How many dicks can you find, kids" is the least quotable line I've ever written. The Kamandi just out of surgery cosplayer winds up getting exploded by the kid in the canvas sack face mask. You know the kid is bad news because he can make people explode with his mind. Although if you ran into him in the desert, you wouldn't know that immediately so I should have stated the other ways you can tell he's bad news so as to maybe avoid exploding. First off, he's a kid out in the desert alone. Kids by themselves are creepy. Plus he's wearing a canvas bag on his head. Canvas is always a warning sign that you might be dealing with cannibal hillbillies, especially when it's covering an almost certainly mutilated face. Also, the kid's canvas bag mask has a big red X on it. Anybody who's been through the American educational system has a strong aversion to red X's. Also spooky: the kid recites nursery rhymes. When you hear one of those, you know you're either about to die or laugh hysterically because did you hear how the Diceman said "cock" instead of "clock"?! How did we never stop laughing in the Eighties?! Oh, one more clue that not all is right with this kid: he lives in Dangerfield, Arizona. That's almost as big a red flag as some sweaty, long-haired kid in overalls from Back Swamp, North Carolina. The story picks up with some nerdy kid (probably Merrymaker since he's the big virgin of the group) whining about how his dad died in The Invasion of Metropolis (what was that? Is that a reference to the beginning of The New 52 when Darkseid attacked Earth? Or is this a reference to the Invasion by the Dominators which was compiled in three way-too-long comics?). After the Invasion, he and his mom moved to Dangerfield, Arizona. Because who wouldn't feel safer in a place with a name that causes constant anxiety over a place where the greatest hero in the world lives?

According to the date on this calendar, the Invasion mentioned was the Dominator one which created the Meta-Gene explanation of superpowers which we recently learned was a computer jargon shortening of the term "metal-gene."

The calendar isn't the only proof that this invasion was by Dominators and not Parademons! By turning the page instead of trying to ferret out what's going on by examining every panel carefully and spending an inordinate amount of my short lifespan trying to guess what's about to happen instead of just fucking turning the Goddamned page and letting the writers explain it to me, I discover the Dominators are leading an invasion of Earth Number This Is Fucked Up. At least I think it's Earth Number This Is Fucked Up because the invasion seems to have worked. Superman is dead and most of the other heroes have been placed in a space gulag. Plus that kid in the canvas bag marking X's on houses seems to play an important role in the Dominator's invasion force.

Unless this is all just a comic book on Earth Number Main Earth?

Maybe I should turn some more pages! But first, I just need to Google "Lisa Loeb's boobs." The kid complaining about the Invasion comic book is named Lisa (no relation to Lisa Loeb's boobs) and she points out to the suspiciously bloody comic book seller with a light sensitivity named Vlad that the Invasion really happened. So I guess DC is simply profiting on everybody's pain and misery. I bet just to make the series even more painful and miserable, DC hired Scott Lobdell to write it. Justin, the whiny kid from Metropolis, is being observed by some outside observers (as opposed to inside observers which would be, I guess, parasites?). He heads downtown where he's about to make contact with Dumb Bunny and Awkwardman! Except he doesn't. Man, I should probably read more than two panels at a time before writing anything. It would save everybody a lot of wasted effort, me with writing sloppy synopses of comics and the three people reading this having to fucking read this. But then I don't have any responsibility to anybody to make these "reviews" shorter. It's not my fault if somebody wanted to Google "Lisa Loeb's boobs" but found they didn't have enough time because they were reading this shit. That's their own fault for not prioritizing their desires! Googling "Lisa Loeb's boobs" was so important to me that I did it in the middle of this review! Come on, people. It's the modern age! You can view Lisa Loeb's boobs any time you want (through clothing, that is. I'm not advocating for searching for nude pics of Lisa Loeb's boobs which probably don't exist anyway and if you think they do, it was probably just Lisa Loeb's head photoshopped onto a naked torso). Lisa has been uncovering clues to the weirdness of Dangerfield, Arizona because she dresses like Velma. Unless she dresses like Velma because she searches for clues the way her hero, Velma, searches for clues. I don't know enough about Lisa's backstory to say. It's possible Lisa isn't even aware of Velma and it's just Giffen spending some easy pop culture capital so readers associate Lisa with Velma and understand her more simply by looking at her image.

Here are a bunch of the clues she's uncovered that I didn't want to try to parse through my digressions and fascination with Lisa Loeb.

Billy Shanker, the kid with the canvas bag who says things like, "Oh! The three little kittens! They fucked their mittens! Oh! Look at the way I hold my cigarette! Boom!", murders Justin's mom and takes her corpse to some guy in a hazmat suit that might be a Dominator but also might be, seeing as how Giffen is writing this, Ambush Bug. Man I hope it's Ambush Bug! Justin returns home to find his mother gone and the interior (five?) of his house covered in red X's. Oh no. That's a really bad sign! Not one black check mark in the bunch! Some people might think Keith Giffen isn't the best artist in town because he's a writer and his art isn't for everybody. Plus he never puts any thought into his panel layout and just goes the same size boxes every time (sometimes in the six variety, sometimes in the nine). I happen to love his art so I'm not one of those people. But in keeping with a guy whose art isn't what people would call great (although those people usually love mainstream great garbage art like John Romita Jr or David Finch or Tony S. Daniel), Jeff Lemire draws the back-up story. I don't think that was an insult at Lemire's expense. If it was, I'm sorry because I was really just trying to insult John Romita, Jr and David Finch and Tony S. Daniel. The back-up story features Peacemaker whom I only remember by look. According to the Who's Who, Peacemaker is a guy who loved peace so much that he realized sometimes he'd have to use extreme violence to ensure it. Also he suffered a head injury during Crisis on Infinite Earths which seems like a weird thing to mention in the Who's Who. "Trillions of lives were extinguished during the multiversal extermination event! Billions and billions of worlds destroyed! People's pasts erased in the blink of an eye! Supergirl and Flash and some other people nobody remembers killed! And Peacemaker suffered some head trauma." I suppose it's important to the character. Maybe it was meant to make him more extreme so he'd be relevant in the post-Crisis era. Peacemaker is on a mission for Amanda Waller to find some super weapon that the Russians want. His search leads him to a bunker with a dead Dominator, a mysterious capsule, and a map leading him to Dangerfield, Arizona! Inferior 5 #1 Rating: B+. I'm a sucker for Giffen stories and Giffen art. And Giffen stories backed up by Lemire's writing are probably even better. This one was pretty good so consider it evidence that my previous statement is almost certainly correct. One thing I like about Giffen is that he doesn't mind writing things that can be confusing on their first (or even second!) read through. He tells the story, makes the jokes, slowly unveils the plot, and to hell with anybody who doesn't want to invest a little time in making it all out. Seems to me, a lot of modern comic book readers could learn to love ambiguity. But they're all so desperate for the interior monologue of the main characters so they know exactly what to think after reading something. They're so coddled that they think subtlety is when a story explicitly shows them what's happening without the main character also explaining it in a monologue as they experience it. They wouldn't recognize subtlety if it...well, I mean, it's subtlety. It should be hard to recognize so I don't know how to finish that statement. Now go read Inferior 5 and hate me for recommending it when you're finished.

#Inferior 5 #DC Comics #DC #Keith Giffen #Jeff Lemire

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