#dbdshow crystal

[full-swing-kiss]

”oh I HATE charles x crystal” “charles should be with edwin!” “charystal is gross” you are all not surviving the winter. charles has two hands

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[emryses]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

this is the entire show btw

edwin: *says or does something bitchy*

crystal: um?? back me up here charles

charles: me?? charles rowland?? THE wifeguy ever???? fuck that i've been hanging on to every word out of this guy's mouth for the past 30 years and i’m not stopping now. what were you saying, my queen?

[video description and transcript under the cut]

[VD: a scene from Dead Boy Detectives which features three characters: Crystal, Edwin, and Charles. There are white closed captions throughout the video.

Crystal asks a question, and Edwin spins around and struts towards the camera. Yellow text has been edited onto the screen that pops up as he moves. The text reads as follows: “*cunty spin*💅”, “*tuts*😒”, “*pause for the drama*💋”, *struts his whole pussy*👠”, and “THE FUCKING ARMS😭”. The camera then shows Charles and Crystal as Edwin is speaking. Crystal looks at Charles with annoyance at what Edwin is saying, and Charles grins back at her before turning back to grin at Edwin affectionately. Yellow text next to Crystal says “is he fucking serious 🙄”. Next to Charles, yellow text appears saying, “i know isn’t he the best 🥰”, “that’s my wife right there 😍”, “tell us, princess 👑”, and “fuckin love you 😘”. End VD.]

[TRANSCRIPT]:

- [Crystal]: Um, why do I have to babysit?

- [Edwin]: Being a detective is not all invading people’s minds, reading objects, and ta-da, there’s your answer. Sometimes…

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

this is canon, right?

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[jinchaeji]

Do you think that Edwin does some random shit and the agency thinks it's 1900's thing but in reality it's just Edwin being a sassy, fruity diva?

[faith-gigliorosa]

How to flirt like the Dead boy detectives | Netflix

George: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Let's exchange numbers and get into lust. Jayden: I'm sold. Okay.

[witchinatree]

crystal is such an underrated character in the show that literally takes place because of her

she's 16. she has total parental and financial freedom. she doesn't go to school. she can see and talk to ghosts so she befriended some little victorian girl. she was insufferable before her ex boyfriend made her forget she was supposed to act like that. she has unloved by rich parents syndrome. she's (probably) bisexual. she has the strongest gaydar in the show. her name is crystal palace surname-von hoverkraft.

i love her so much i need more people talking about her (and the show)

[motherdanger]

EVERYONE'S #1 PSYCHIC

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this one's for kassius specifically 🥹❤️

[bluecr0w]

Charles and Edwin... and actually the whole show plotline

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)

+ bonus

[juneneedsabreak]

dbd agency members and their problems(?)

°~🎱🪞🔮🏏~°

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i’m really hoping people haven’t given up on dead boy detectives because i still have it playing pretty much on repeat on my computer every single day trying to up the views (i just leave it playing as i go about my day) and i certainly can’t do that alone

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

um just realised charles wears suspenders so that he doesn't need a belt...........

[jinchaeji]

I love this fandom so much omg

Not sure if you've heard but look!

Apparently it costs about 10-fucking-k to put up this billboard and people did it in about a WEEK

The money not spent on the billboard was donated to LGBTQ+ charity

I didn't even know about this project till today ngl

[rubylaufeyson]

I love how in episode 6 Charles is just so done with Crystal and Edwin’s arguing that he just lets them argue.

When they’re in the tall forest and Crystal and Edwin are arguing over why she didn’t tell them she lost her abilities.

Charles is just standing behind them tossing a stone between his hands and staring off into the distance.

Also Crystal imitating Edwin is youngest sibling behaviour, and Edwin saying “Firstly, I do not sound like that.” Is older sibling.