#used a ref pic for that EXACT angle and yet

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this is canon, right?

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[willt86]

Matt’s Great Balls of Fire Recap

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE RECAP! 

  Preshow was Neville vs Tozawa, I was watching the PPV at @willt86​'s place and we missed this match. From the look of things it was your normal pre-show match. Neville's still defending champion for his belt. I don't expect a rematch but with that being said, got no idea who they'll have Neville face in the next PPV which is Summerslam, maybe have a pre-show battle royal? Who knows, maybe another cruiserweight will debut.

Bray Wyatt vs Seth Rollins opens the PPV, Me and @willt86 missed a tad of this. We both didn't seem too impressed about this match, it was like a hit and miss. Bray wins at the 12 minute mark which wasn't the win I was expecting, I thought they would push for Seth since he was the cover of the WWE game. But anyway, not sure what leads from here.

Enzo vs Big Cass, Enzo went on...and on, and on and on and fuck on and on and on! Which makes me feel like they were running out of time later on in the night due to some of the results to the match. Enzo rants about Big Cass again, breaking their friendship and blah blah blah. Big Cass comes out, new intro and theme and seems like they are gonna try and push this guy somehow (to be honest, they are both fucking buried now). Bell rings and it's a complete squash, pretty sure Enzo got 0.000000000000001% offensive Cass wins at 5:25

They promote Kurt Angle's documentary which actually has Dixie Carter on it, you would be able to watch that now as I believe it was suppose to be on after RAW

Hardy's vs Cesaro & Sheamus. 20 seconds it, Cesaro runs towards Matt and does like a baseball slide, Sheamus does a brogue kick...followed by a 1-2-3 pin. Me and @willt86 did not expect that. Infact, this actually made the crowd slightly dead, why? we just had Neville win who's a heel (but majority of wrestling fans love him), Bray won (who's a heel), Big Cass won (another heel) and this to happen it was like "oh god, come on babyfaces!" The match started slow and it was advantage to Cesaro & Sheamus, 9th minute into the match, they score ANOTHER fall making it 2-0 to them. The Hardys didn't get on the board till the 13th minute as Jeff did a twist of fate on Cesaro 2-1 16 minutes into the match, Matt is counted out making it 3-1. Not sure the exact time in the match but Matt was busted open, the cause of it which is still debatable, Sheamus laid on his back both hardys did a splash from corner to corner, while this happen it seems that Sheamus lift his leg up a bit and Matt's head hit Sheamus knee OR Matt mistimed the splash and landed awkwardly. The last pin fall is fucking confusing...Jeff Hardy does the Swanton Bomb on Sheamus but apparently isn't the legal man, Cesaro grabs Jeff and pins him 1-2-3... When the fuck does someone get pinned after doing their finisher?! There's about 1 minute left in the match and it turns into Benny Hill with Cesaro running around and Matt chasing him.MattAnother confusing in this match, which Me and @willt86 thought what the fuck?! Matt did a nice moonsault which I haven't seen him do in like...forever. Which was followed by a pin. Me and Will thought the ref counted a 3 pin fall. But because the ref dropped down so hard, it was somehow a two count. This cause the crowd to go "Ref, you suck!"

Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss... So...they did the Alexa Bliss arm break gimmick thing AGAIN. Personally...they should of done this near the finish of the match, it would of been great. This was an OK match till the finish, Alexa Bliss gets counted out...We'll see you two at Summerslam for the re-match for sure.

Miz vs Dean Ambrose...for the 9000th time. I feel like this is almost like watch Cena vs Orton again and again except this time all they did was add Axel and Dallas with The Miz. With that being said, what did Axel and Dallas add to the match...NOTHING, just a big cameo to appear on a PPV and probably an extra pay check to their name... You didn't miss much, Miz wins and retains...1-2-3

 ANOTHER.HEEL.WIN.

">Brawn vs Roman for the 9000th time...boy, where do I start with this?

Let me make this clear...I love Braun, I love what they have done to him...but one thing he needs to stop doing, he runs into the turnbuckle and bounces out of it and decides I can hit a move, No...stop.

One thing they kept doing in this match was Braun runs and Roman moves, they this three times. Braun runs, Roman moves and Braun hits the ring post. They did this a 4th time except at was near the stage, Braun runs, Roman moves, and Braun smashes into the screen stage. @willt86 said to me during the match "I've always wanted to see someone smash big time into the LCD screens" his wish was grant but what was hilarious was the static/white noise from the screen, this doesn't happen to LCD screens...ALSO, where was the "sparks" Moving on, finish was Roman runs to go for a spear, BRAUN MOVES, Roman misses, lock the fucking Ambulance and we have a winner... ANOTHER.HEEL.WIN After the match is where the fun begins.... Roman gets out and beats the living shit out of Braun. Roman throws him in the Ambulance, drives the Ambulance to the back. We see him in the side mirror looking back, Roman throws the ambulance in reserves and smashes the ambulance into a trailer. Roman gets out and storms off... THIS HAS TO BE A DOUBLE TURN! (Now, I have not seen Raw yet, if I see Roman on Raw tonight as a face, FUCK THIS COMPANY!) Noble and Angle try to open the door to which <<a>@willt86 points out none of try to use the door handle? try tried to use this crowbar. Angle says "call 9-1-1" which I replied with "Why?" There's an ambulance...oh, nevermind... After this has to be one of the dumbest things known to ever happen on WWE...Hawkins vs Slater in a match which should of been called a "noise only match" They start the match and then about 30 seconds into the match, we are shown backstage to fire brigades and cops fleeing to the ambulance that Braun is supposed to be stuck in. While this is happening, we hear a bell ring and they announced, here's your winner, Health Slater.... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

"USE THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE YOU DICKS!" 

Then they should of announced, here's your winner via MURDER Roman Reigns. Braun eventually gets out, tell everyone go away and bleeds.

Brock vs Joe. The way they hyped this was great, Me and @willt86 waited all day for this. So Joe jumps on Brock before the bell rings which some of the crowd didn't like...I think because they wanted to hear Paul Heyman Joe throws Brock into the announce table, Joe gets back into the ring, the bell hasn't rang yet to start the match, Brock takes his sweet ass time to get into the ring, Heyman says call the match off, Brock smiles and gets into the ring. Joe goes to kill him and they fight, it look like a shoot match at first, really good. Then it turned into the choke vs suplex match, Joe would choke Brock, Brock would suplex Joe. Joe eventually gets Brock on the ground for the choke, Brock goes purple, struggles to breath. But because it's Brock Lesnar, gets up, hits an F-5 on Joe. Brock wins. Pretty awesome. Now Brock can have his fucking 3 weeks off again for whatever the fuck he wants to do... And that's it, that's Great Dick pics on fire.