#bc i love them

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

this is the entire show btw

edwin: *says or does something bitchy*

crystal: um?? back me up here charles

charles: me?? charles rowland?? THE wifeguy ever???? fuck that i've been hanging on to every word out of this guy's mouth for the past 30 years and i’m not stopping now. what were you saying, my queen?

[video description and transcript under the cut]

[VD: a scene from Dead Boy Detectives which features three characters: Crystal, Edwin, and Charles. There are white closed captions throughout the video.

Crystal asks a question, and Edwin spins around and struts towards the camera. Yellow text has been edited onto the screen that pops up as he moves. The text reads as follows: “*cunty spin*💅”, “*tuts*😒”, “*pause for the drama*💋”, *struts his whole pussy*👠”, and “THE FUCKING ARMS😭”. The camera then shows Charles and Crystal as Edwin is speaking. Crystal looks at Charles with annoyance at what Edwin is saying, and Charles grins back at her before turning back to grin at Edwin affectionately. Yellow text next to Crystal says “is he fucking serious 🙄”. Next to Charles, yellow text appears saying, “i know isn’t he the best 🥰”, “that’s my wife right there 😍”, “tell us, princess 👑”, and “fuckin love you 😘”. End VD.]

[TRANSCRIPT]:

- [Crystal]: Um, why do I have to babysit?

- [Edwin]: Being a detective is not all invading people’s minds, reading objects, and ta-da, there’s your answer. Sometimes…

[hopefulrunaways]

To be a demigod napping in the sun with your bf🤲

[f1-birb]

just something about these two...

[wickjump]

thinking about how cross, being in the royal guard aka xtale military, would be infinitely more competent in most battle compared to anyone else on NM’s team. killer would get stabbed and try to take out the weapon and cross would yell at him like “NO?? DO YOU WANT TO BLEED OUT??” they’d get stranded in whatever place—forest, desert, arctic, and cross would know how to survive much better than the others. cross would know INCREDIBLE first aid!!!!!

cross would know how to tell when someone has a concealed weapon or recognize battle tactics and adjust how he reacts accordingly. he would know military things and it would surprise everyone time and time again because the mtt are just. murderers with no experience. no training, nothing. and cross is the only one who has a resume.

what cross isn’t good at is strategizing. he never had to do that in the military, he was a soldier and a guard but not a strategist. which i also want to see more. he follows orders and knows how to survive so he can get back and follow more, but he’s incompetent when it comes to planning. i like cross sans

[sexymoonmansslut]

sirius (pt 1)

they’re so pretty i’ll never get over it

[kreamlycakes]

Comfortable.

[gunsatthaphan]

he squish 🤏🏻🥺

[umbraria]

Rukia Week: Day 5 + Ichigo

[teddybeartoji]

i'd love to be like omggg my beloved comfort guys suguru and dazai yayy yipeee yayy i can't wait to rot away with them but . suguru fucking hates dazai it's sohgsdahgdhgsaghdahs like they cannot be in the same room together at all if dazai tried to join us on the couch suguru would just push him off😭😭😭😭

[samiisey]

Constellations/Destruction/Hope

"no matter how afraid I may be, I won't avert my eyes"

[starlit-rainfall]

Oh I’ve also done art!! All of it is on my Bird App™️ acc and I don’t know if I should post them here? Also haven’t drawn in a while. Life is hectic.

[numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit]

i’m alive !

[spacedoutcowgirl]

grown out weeds — 🪴 ⋆｡˚ ꕥ

6 months after amelie and

nathalie’s wedding , a letter all

the way from paris makes its way.

to their door . it’s time for a

graham de vanily family reunion .

no one has written a wiki-how

article on how to deal with that.

(bottom right art by @hurryglow — commission her if you can, she’s lovely)

[falling-star-cygnus]

this may be a controversial opinion

but i think if Carter fought Percy in the desert, and only in the desert-

Carter would win

[sexymoonmansslut]

evan mf rosier 🙂‍↕️

him and pandora do indeed have my heart

[buttery-chaos]

hiiii

if yall ever have specific love square stuff you want to see me draw feel free to send an ask abt it!!! i might draw some like i did with my last post :D