#david bowie headcannon

[jovialoddity]

Hey . So can walk up to human Mr Puzzles , in my Mr Puzzles Halloween costume?

Thank you anon for being my official Halloween post, cuz I don’t have enough energy to pump out a finished drawing for today :,)

I think he’d be flattered once the initial shock wears off LMAO

(Also Puzzles is going as Jareth the Gobin King from Labyrinth because I said so)

[lavender-at-heart]

Dating David bowie:

Pairing: David bowie x gn!reader

Request: hey! if reqs are open, could you please do a general david bowie (late 60s early 70s) headcannons? nothing specific, anything you want to write! ♡

Warnings:

Notes: Thank you for the ask!!!! My requests are open so pop one in if you have the time! Hope you enjoy, feedback is welcome and appreciated!<3 also i relize that a lot of my moodboard pics are from later years oops

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Ok let's get one thing straight, David bowie is like top 3 boyfriends to ever exist. I mean just look at him and Iman

But enough about iman this is about you 🤭🤩

Like considering the money and power he has you'd definitely be able to have some super cool abnormal dates

He'd rent out a theme park for the night, and tell you to invite all your friends

You'd go on as many roller coasters as you could and didn't have to wait in a single line

He'd play some stupid game and win you the biggest teddy bear ever

In return you'd win him a matching bear and name the two stuffies after you guys.

You'd also go to the coolest places in whatever city you happened to be in

Sightseeing is a must

You guys take amazing photos and eventually start a photo album shortly after you start your relationship

You always go to his shows, to show your love and support, and because his music is so god damn amazing.

Sometimes you'll be the one to do his makeup before shows

That's also one of the things you do together. He'll do your makeup,you do his.

Sometimes (all the time) he'll ask for you opinions on his wardrobe, which colours to wear that day or which pattern to choose.

Your opinion is the only thing that matters to him and he deeply cherishes your input

You'll design his stage outfits together

He loves shopping for you too, insisting you'd look amazing in anything

"Well love you see, I thought you'd look really pretty in the new Hermes scarf but I couldn't chose a colour...so I bought them all."

While life can sometimes be at energy level 1000, there's also softer more domestic times that both you and David cherish

Waking up at 1pm and cooking breakfast together>>>>

You guys enjoy trying new cooking or baking recipies

Movie nights are a must

Just cozying up on the couch and putting on a comfort movie

You guys also paint together

David loves to draw and paint you it helps him relax from a stressful day

Sometimes things can be difficult with Davids mental and physical health, but you both try your very hardest to help him.

Staying home alone just the two of you can do wonders for his attitude

Reading books together is a must too

Sometimes you'd introduce him to a new book because you think it would make a killer song

And as much as David's fame is a blessing it can be a curse to

It's very hard to have complete privacy for long periods of time

And sometimes you have feelings of doubt on whether you are good enough

But you channel that doubt into a new adventure

You'd try all sorts of fashion,hair and makeup styles and see which ones david liked the most

If your the type to get your nails done then he is all ears. He loved to come with you to the salon, help pick colours, styles, ect

"What about stars- glitter stars???!!!" 😮

Of course with his line of work you sometimes have to be separated for long periods of time, but he always makes it up to you

He'll come home at 2 in the morning bearing gifts of the questionable variety

You'll be all tired and just see him holding a giant duck

"See it only looks like a duck, it's actually and lamp that doubles as a makeup storage kit!"

"...what?❤️"

You'd buy a big ol' house in the middle of nowhere to start your lives together

He'd fill it with the most wonderfully peculiar art pieces

You'd love getting to design a home together

Needless to say life with David is never dull

[thepoetsdiedatthislake]

Henry has a Beagle called David. When they got married Alex bought a cat called Bowie.

[kaiba-brothers-love]

this David Bowie album cover but it’s Seto Kaiba with Duel Monsters cards

[pebblewritesj]

THREE - Skin and Bones

Chapter three of my Wattpad story, Look at Yourself, Bowie! If you want to read more the rest is on Wattpad under the user Jaomixi, forty chapters have been released so far!

--- Mari woke up around 10:00 a.m that morning, forgetting completely where she promised to be later that afternoon until she got a call from John about an hour later.

"I'll pick you up around 8:30." He said, leaning back on his sofa. Yoko was just getting up, fixing herself a pot of coffee.

She paused, eyebrows furrowing in confusion, "What for?" she asked.

"The party, Christ," His speech ran into a slight mumble as his face strayed from the telephone for a moment, "Losing your head."

"Right! The party. If I told you I was too sick to go, would you believe me?"

"Ah, don't play that shite, I know you too well to-"

"Oh, I was only joking," she smiled, crossing her legs as she reclined on her seat.

John gave a sarcastic laugh, "Ha-ha, you're very funny,-"

"What's got you all grumpy this morning, Lennon?" she asked, a small smile still on her face as she took a sip of her drink and put it back where it laid on the coffee table.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ran into the press this morning on my way home from going to the shop to get a few things. I get so tired of their goddamn questions! 'John! John! When's the Beatle reunion?' 'John, What came first, the chicken or the egg?'"

His last words grew quiet as he strayed away from the telephone once again, though he could still hear Mari laugh through the line. 

"I see. I didn't think the press would even recognize you anymore if you didn't have Yoko next to you, that's all they care about anymore. They hate to see a happy couple." Mari said, shifting in her seat.

"I'm just tired of it."

Mari paused for a moment, thinking of anything else she might have left to say before ending the call.

"Did you ever figure out who would be there? At the party, I mean."

John thought for a split second, gathering his thoughts and burying his frustration, "Only a few. I called Mick, said he'd be there, called Elton, said he'd be there, and then I got tired of talking over the phone so I didn't call anyone else."

Mari nodded, she'd never met Elton John, but she knew he was a very close friend of John, she also, of course, thought he was a very talented musician.

"Right, good to know. Hope I don't embarrass myself like I did last time I went to one of these."

John tilted his head, curious, "What happened the last time you went to one?"

"David Johansen of the New York Dolls came up to me and tried to start a conversation."

"What'd you say?"

"I didn't know who the hell he was!"

John laughed as Mari continued, "Literally had never in my life heard of New York Dolls, I asked him what he sang and he was like, 'oh I'm in New York Dolls', I thought he was trying to sell me something."

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John and Mari arrived at the party at around 9:00, John still had no clue who's house they were at, he was barely even sure they were at the right one until he saw all the expensive cars lined up at the side of the house.

Mari'd had a hell of a time figuring out what she was going to wear, finally settling on a bra-like top, bell bottoms and a flowy cardigan, the clogs she decided to wore clicked with every step the two took towards the entrance of the home until they finally arrived, knocked on the door, and before John could knock again Keith Richards opened the door.

"Keith!" Mari said, grabbing the man's attention. The two moved in for a hug, as Keith moved back from the embrace he looked at the two, urging them to come inside.

As the two walked in, Mari could barely hear John ask Keith who was there-- though she saw them before she heard the names come out of his mouth. She saw record executives and producers here and there, some dancers as well, none of whose name she could remember. In the corner she saw Edie Sedgwick, Cher, Elton John, the usuals. Of course, there was every Rolling Stone, Mick Speaking with Billy Preston and a slightly dazed Bob Dylan. 

After getting over the fact she was in the same room as Bob Dylan, someone else caught her eye as he lounged on the sofa talking to the lead member of The Stooges, Iggy Pop, who sat on the coffee table in front of the sofa: David Bowie.

John had finished speaking with Keith by this time, he looked at Mari as he noticed she wasn't moving. He followed her eyes directly to the red haired men that sat on the sofa, twirling a small glass of alcohol in his hand.

"You want me to put in a word for you?" John said jokingly, stretching his arms back.

Mari broke out of her starstruck state, looking back at John. 

"What're you on about?" She said, though she knew exactly what he was on about.

"You know exactly what I'm on about."

"No I don't!" She smiled, avoiding eye-contact with the man. 

"Well you can't just stare at him, you'll scare him!" he said, beginning to walk in front of Mari so they wouldn't be right in front of the door.

She rolled her eyes, a smile still prominent on her face as she trailed behind him, "I'll talk to him later." she laughed, watching John's eyebrows shoot up.

"Yeah right," he said, scoffing while a smile still lingered on his face.

She rolled her eyes and laughed at him, sparing another glance at Bob Dylan here and there she spotted Mick Jagger walking over to where the two stood.

"John!" he said, pulling him into a hug, doing the same with Mari.

Mari couldn't remember the last time she'd seen Mick, though every time they saw each other, conversations would flow like water.

"I didn't think you liked going to things like this, eh Mari?" Mick said, drink in hand.

"I don't, thanks to some of you lot," She smiled, nodding towards Mick as they both began to laugh.

"Where the hell are you people getting your drinks? I can't see through the crowd!" Mari asked, dying for a drink. Mick looked back, the turned around.

"Ah, just come with me."

She nodded, following behind him, God knew where John managed to run off to by then. Finally, Mick successfully led her to a table full of different drinks, even water, which she was hardly expecting. She wouldn't drink too harshly, she didn't want to get drunk and embarrass herself-- but that didn't mean she wouldn't drink.

She grew indecisive, looking at all the bottles laid out on the table. She finally just grabbed a beer and moved on. She turned around to see Mick saying something to Bob Dylan. Realizing Mari finally picked a drink, whatever they were saying to each other came to an end as Mick turned back to face the woman and Bob grabbed another drink and began to walk away, stopping to talk to other people.

"I love Bob Dylan." she mumbled to him so the man in question wouldn't be able to hear.

"Is that so?" Mick said, leaning back on the counter behind him.

"Yeah, I had Dylan posters all over my wall back in secondary, my parents thought I was a maniac."

Mick looked back to Bob, watching as the curly-headed man spared the two once more glance as before he walked away.

"I think he heard you." Mick said, laughing as her eyes widened, "I'm only joking."

She playfully hit Mick, sighing in relief.

--

Later in the night, Mari was looking for John. She figured he'd be ready to go by then, it was about 12:00, though she did hate to leave without speaking a word to hardly anyone, other than The Rolling Stones and Cher. More people had arrived since the whole thing first started, it was so crowded, she doubted she'd ever be able to find him.

After around ten minutes of searching the whole two story house full of people, she decided she'd go to the bathroom where it wasn't as crowded.

She knocked on the door, but she wasn't able to hear if it was occupied or not. She looked towards the bottom of the door, not seeing that a light was on, so she opened the door and went in. She let out a breath of relief, seeing that it was in fact not being used. She shut the door and locked it, she didn't have to use the bathroom, even if she did she wouldn't, still not knowing whose house she was even in, but instead she checked her reflection in the mirror.

Her crimson lipstick had been smudged, the lip gloss she'd originally been wearing was long-gone, her hair was all messed up, and the eye makeup she'd worn was smudged. She looked herself up and down, cursing under her breath as she took the cardigan she was wearing into her hands. Something had ripped a small hole into it. 

She sighed, tired, when all of a sudden something heavy hit the door. She jumped, confusion and concern hitting her when she had trouble opening the door due to the weight of something holding it closed.

Once she had it opened enough to be able to look down and see what might be causing her trouble, she saw David Bowie's body against the door, presumably unconscious. She almost panicked, but quickly calmed herself down. When She finally got the door open enough to slide out of the bathroom, she examined the man. She considered walking away, stuff like that was normal at these sorts of things, until she saw that he was still awake.

She gasped, her eyes widening as she realized the situation. David looked up to her with half lidded, red, and swollen eyes-- he was trying to tell her something. She leaned down enough so she could hear him, then finally understood.

"Help me, please," he pleaded, his voice was weak and his eyes were brimming with tears, "I can't stand."

She grasped the man's arm, helping him stand up, continuing to do so as he put half of his weight onto her side as she did her best to support him. At this point, John would have to figure out she was gone, quite clearly she couldn't look for him anymore.

As she and David finally got out the house, she looked to the man hunched over on her shoulder.

"What car do you drive?" she asked him.

"Mercedes Benz..." he muttered, "it's black."

It was one of the closest ones to where they stood. 

She walked the dazed man over to the car, "Can I have the keys?"

David didn't care enough to consider the consequences of giving this woman, who he'd never spoken to, the keys to his Mercedes, nor was he even in the state of mind to realize the possible consequences.

"Left pocket." he muttered, his words slurred.

She looked down and, hesitantly and carefully, took the keys out of his jean pocket and unlocked the car doors as David finally slipped consciousness, the sudden dead weight piling on her and causing her to nearly lose hold of the man. She carefully laid him down in the back seat, closing the door to the car. 

Mari stopped suddenly, sighing as she processed the situation she found herself in. Everything happened so suddenly, along with all the things she now had to deal with for the rest of the night. John wouldn't know where she'd gone, hopefully someone saw her leave. She'd have to call the next morning to tell him what happened. 

She got in the drivers seat of the car and began to drive. She didn't know where he was staying, so she would have no other option other than for him to stay in the spare bedroom at her house. She embraced the silence throughout the ride home, the first time in hours that she was able to do so. Every now and then she would take a look at David through the rear-view mirror, after a while taking notice of his malnourished appearance, she doubted this was the first time something like this had happened, though she hated to assume something so negative.

She hated to bring him back to a place he wouldn't recognize in the morning, she couldn't imagine the stress of waking up and not knowing where you are or what you did the night before, but she had no other choice. 

Finally arriving at her home, she got David out of the car and into the spare bedroom. She wouldn't have been able to carry him at all if he wasn't so weightless. She put a blanket over him and shut the door. Sighing, she took a quick shower and went to bed, God knew what the next morning would be like, though this surely isn't anything like how she expected her day to end.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

I've always wondered if you have hcs for Duke that is true to you as the writer. Care to share?

I've put quite a lot in me in the Thin White Duke mainly because I feel like it made sense and it'd be a good personal touch to stay connected with my muse.

I cannot stress enough how I find dirt/soil atrocious. I mean, I'm not a bitch about it and make a scene, but all I can say is you would not get me to sit on the ground even if you put a blanket over it in some avant-garde park. It's a high NO unless the circumstance is inevitable.

I love the cold ♥

I have a strong affinity for rings. I like wearing some but half the time, I find it therapeutic to just know that they're all pretty in a little box. This is why you don't get to see the Duke bear rings unless it was a special occasion, but would mention a habit he does when stressed; re-organize the ring box.

Clutter and messiness is an absolute mood-killer/game-changer. If you make a mess it's okay as long as you have shown the intent of cleaning it or is very apologetically sensitive over it.

Clawing. I tend to claw at my skin when I'm severely stressed.

Mild cleaning. If it's clean and I clean it again it makes us very happy.

[theshycousin]

David and Angel Headcannons

(first time posting…little nervous😢)

- David’s Lock Screen is a picture of him and Angel from their wedding

- Angel has glasses and contacts that they wear interchangeably

- David towers over Angel more than they realize

- David has an Instagram thanks to Angel and only posts pictures if they’re also in it

- Angel can’t reach the bottom of the washer and has to physically lean over it to grab smaller articles of clothing

- Angel sleeps on David’s chest every night

- Angel used to be slightly jealous of Darlin when they first found out about them because they thought David used to have a thing for Darlin (he never has)

- All of the pack members treat Angel with the same respect as David (but they mess around with them more)

- They are always touching each other’s hands

- David loves to pick Angel up

- Angel loves David’s leather jacket and often asks him to wear it just so they can look at him in it

- David does let them wear the jacket on occasion (it was also the jacket they wore during the inversion)

- When they’re not wearing David’s leather jacket, Angel wears their own utility jacket that is too big for them

- Angel is the shortest of the mates

- They have at least three vehicles

- Angel tends to bump into things a lot and therefore has quite a few bruises at any given time

- David insisted on building a surround sound system for their basement TV to emulate a movie theater experience

- They have a lot of silly floats for their pool

- David listens to metal and rock bands (like Bad Omens and David Bowie) when he’s by himself because he doesn’t think Angel would like it

- Angel absolutely loves being a Shaw and does not shut up about it

- Angel started calling David “Davey” because of Newsies but they will never admit it

- David has carried Angel to bed on more than one occasion

- David puts his arm out in front of them if he slams on the brakes too hard

- Angel deleted Michael’s number after the cat interaction and has never texted him again since

- David has gotten more comfortable talking to other people since meeting Angel and his social anxiety has eased

- Angel loves shopping with David and subtly “showing him off” now that they’re married

- Angel sleeps better next to David

- David gets misty-eyed when watching sad movies, Angel has never cried due to a movie

- Sometimes it takes David longer to say bye to Angel in the mornings because he’s scared of driving and will just stay there holding them until he feels ready to get on the road

- Angel has expensive taste and since meeting David it’s only gotten worse

- Angel loves fashion but also dresses like a poor college student

- David puts his arm around Angel’s waist when they are walking around (and insists on the sidewalk rule)

- Angel thinks David’s morning voice is the hottest thing ever

- David kisses Angel’s neck periodically and it always catches them off guard

- David’s RBF is terrifying to other people and he doesn’t know how bad it is

- Angel does know and thinks it’s funny

- Angel ties David’s shoes for him so he doesn’t have to bend down as far

- David has done the TikTok trend where he puts Angel on his shoulder

[themoonshadoww]

I hc that remus is indeed a bowie fan, sirius a queen fanatic and james absolutely loves elton john

if remus was a bowie lover, james was a queen fanatic.

[whoopsies-daisies]

random goofy lil tadc headcannons 🔥🔥🔥

Kinger once completely forgot how to speak English for a whole day and didn't realize. He was speaking Spanish. Kinger doesn't even speak Spanish.

Every few months Caine makes little changes to everyone's outfits just for fun. They have no say in this.

Once in a while they all gather in Jax's room for movie night. They only use Jax's room because he has the biggest bed (because of how ridiculously tall he is). Jax never gets to pick the movie, despite it being his tv.

Sometimes ragatha thinks that she forgot to drink water for today, then remembers that they don't actually need water.

Jax used to be best friends with another rabbit that resided within the circus, but once they abstracted, he decided that nothing in the circus was worth his time anymore, and just sorta gave up on being nice to people and participating in Caine's adventures.

Caine once tried incorporating digital pets into the circus to make everyone happier, but they glitched out and started trying to attack everyone. That's how ragatha lost an eye.

Jax blasts music from his room louder than anyone thought was humanly possible, and it's never the kind of music anyone would expect him to listen to. Imagine Gangle's surprise when she walked past Jax's room in the morning hearing David Bowie music playing so loud it could rupture a non-digital person's eardrums.

Sometimes when Zooble is bored they'll just rearrange their body parts like a real life Mx. Potato Head.

Gangle and Pomni bond over their shared love of cats.

Every Friday night, Gangle, Pomni, and Ragatha hang out and eat popcorn and watch romcoms for a girl's night. They were going to invite Zooble, but ultimately decided against it since Zooble isn't technically a girl, they're a Zooble.

They're all at least a little bit gay.

Ok that's it. Tadc fans come get your juice.

[braxlrose]

HII ! CAN I REQUEST A LOT (like A LOT) OF BILL SFW AND NSFW HEADCANNONS PLS 🙏🙏 the brain rot is hitting hard. THANK U

YESS!!! SORRY I HAVENT WRITTEN IN LIKE 2 WEEKS YOU GUYS IM SO SORRY

this is not proofread btw BUT ANYWAYS

Bill is a sucker for you

When you two first met in 2003 when you moved to Magdeberg, he fell in love so quickly

He believes in love at first sight and in destiny and soulmates

He truly believes you two are meant for eachother

Now even though he does believe in that, it takes him a while to want to be bf and gf

When he found out you played an instrument, he fell EVEN harder

After a few days of pining for you and constantly talking to tom about you, he sits down next to you in class

He starts chatting with you a bunch and ends up finding out so much about you

When he told you he was in a band you were so intrigued

You always wanted to start your own band but never met the right people

He invited you to come to one of their concerts and you had such a fun time

You thought he looked so cute (and cool!!) when he was wearing his plaid skirt in front of everybody

You two got closer and you even met Gustav, Georg and Tom

Tom was totally skeptical of you at first

He thought that you were using him for your own gain or just pretending to be his friend to embarress him.

A lot of people had bullied Bill and he just wanted to make sure you weren't one of them

But he got less skeptical as you and Bill grew closer and actually came to liking you

On your first date with Bill, he came to your house and even brought you flowers

He's just cute like that

Your dad thought he was gonna be some perverted little teenage boy (he is but not in the gross bad way) so when he came to your house with a cute smile on his face and flowers in his hands he was surprised to say the least

He brought you two to a drive in movie theater and you guys sat in the back of his step-dads truck.

He brought a blanket for you two and his mom gave him some money so he could get you guys popcorn, soda and candy

You two watched Labyrinth

And he later found out you also shared his joy for David Bowie

After that you two were officially bf and gf

You would sit at lunch with him and the band

And come to his house

His mom LOVED you

You two would also make out up in his room

Tom would always interrupt you guys 😒

You were there at the site when the band was filming 'Monsun' and were so in love with him

He looked amazing and felt so happy and less stressed because you were there

When the musikvideo came out, TONS of girls became obsessed with him

Which made you a bit insecure and jealous, but Bill always reassured you, he only wanted you and no one else

When they went on a tour in the summer, after weeks of asking your mom she finally agreed to let you go with them.

You went on the tour bus with them, which they were all happy to have you

They loved you and thought you were the perfect match for bill

You two would cuddle while sleeping and he would always hold your waist

In the mornings, you'd sit on his lap and do his makeup for him

Which he definitely enjoys, yk having a pretty girl on his lap

He just sits there and smiles up at you since your faces are like 2 inches away from eachother

You obviously get free tickets for the gigs and love watching them

Bill loves hearing you scream out their songs and is super happy whenever he's finished a song and sees you smiling and waving at him

After a show, you always run back stage and give him a big kiss which lasts forever

When you guys go to parties you two are either standing by the food table drinking spiked punch

On one of the couches making out

Or dancing together

If you're standing by the food table, he has you standing in front of him and has his arms wrapped around you waist

If you get tired, he'll turn you around and have you lay against his chest with one of his hands rubbing your back and the other playing with your hair

If you two on are one of the couches making out, he has his hands tightly on your hips and your hands on in his hair, if it's more of a heated make out

If you two are just mindlessly making out, soft and slow. He has you sitting sideways on his lap and has his hand caressing your hair. No tongue, just soft sweet kisses

NOW

If you two are dancing together, like I've said A MILLIONS TIMES.

hands. on. your. waist.

He loves having his head buried in your neck and swaying your hips side to side.

He loves the closeness

Once you guys get home from a party you are tired out

You go up to yours and bills hotel room and you two practically pass out

But first you change out of your closes

Sometimes

It really depends on how drunk you two are

All of those 3 scenarios are a result of drinking

If you were standing by the food table, you were drinking which either led to dancing or making out.

And the making out led to dancing

And the dancing led to making out

But anyways

No matter how drunk bill is, he's always holding you close

In bed there are many positions

Yk..

For..

SLEEPING

YOU DIRTY MINDED PPL OH MY GOD IM DISAPOINTED

UGH

Anywayssss

You two spoon or lay face to face

And sometimes one of you lays on top of the other

When you two are totally plastered, you are spooning, if it's in between, one of you two are laying on the other, if you're only tipsy you two are laying face to face and giggling half the night

As I've said before

THIS MAN LOVES YOU SO SO SO MUCH

You're his everything and he tells you that

The first time you two had sex, he was so sweet

It started out as just a simple night and he was braiding your hair and you two ended up kissing

Which led to sex

He was so soft with you

Asking you if everything was okay

Making sure to go slow at first

Kissing you everywhere

And he always made sure you weren't uncomfortable

And he wiped you down afterwards

And you two cuddled away again

In 2008, when bill lost his voice, he was so scared

But thank God you were there

You held him every second and kissed his tears away

When he couldn't talk for 2 weeks, you babied the fuck outta him

But not in a bad way

Just getting him food, and giving him bathes and stuff like that

Which he enjoyed bc he knows how much you care for him

And you were literally jumping for joy when you heard his voice again

In 2011 you and bill got married

It was so beautiful, there were flowers everywhere and everything was absolutely perfect

You were so lucky to be with bill and he was so lucky to have you. You two were the perfect match for eachother and Georg, Gustav and Tom were so happy to finally see you guys get married

They all had bets on when it would finally happen

As a husband, Bill is the absolute sweetest

I mean, as a boyfriend he was sweet too but oh my god

Husband bill is everything

He rubs your back, feet, shoulders, head, legs WHATEVER YOU WANT HE WILL DO

Showers with him are so fantastic too

Shower sex is even better 😏😘

MATCHING TATTOOS.

But besides that, he makes sure to get your soap all lathered up and make you squeaky clean

I REPEAT.

MATCHING TATTOOS.

They're so cute

Even if it's something stupid, he's so happy to get matching tattoos

He also got matching tattoos with you back in the 2000s but I forgot to say that

You two have movie nights all the time

Labyrinth, the princess bride, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, the Neverending story.

yall love 80s and 90s American movies

you two celebrate the cutest anniversaries

First date obviously

Bro somehow remembers the exact day you two met 💀???

You two have a bunch of firsts and he loves to celebrate them

He's a romantic

A big romantic

Especially for his darling schazi

IF I DIDNT MENTION HE CALLS YOU ALL SORTS OF GERMAN TERMS OF ENDEARMENT

Schatz, schatzi, liebling, maus, etc.

He wants to grow old with you and be with you forever

He's never ever thought of being with someone else and never will

YALL IM SO SORRY BUT IM KIND OF TIRED RN, I WILL DO A NSFW VERSION THOUGH. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS 😭

[lexithwrites]

Fluff wolfstar headcannons?

(Fave thing to do tg, fave book to read, fave music to listen to tg ect) :D

I’ve missed my boys!

- Remus is really bad with alarms, he’ll set so many but still sleep through them whilst Sirius can wake up a minute or so before his (Sirius wakes him up with kisses when they start sharing a bed)

- Sirius, to me at least, loves rock but he also loves classics like 80’s and 70’s stuff too, I feel like he wanted to branch out with his taste when he met his friends and so he took a lot of inspo. I also love Sirius as a drag performer so he listens to a lot of iconic queer artists and songs too

- Remus loves softer indie music, but also David Bowie, the smiths etc, he will listen to ANYTHING Sirius recommends to him tho (he has a 12 hour playlist just of Sirius’ songs)

- they love getting ramen and sushi together, Remus always gets giddy over the food on the conveyer belts

- they sometimes swap clothes but because of their different styles it’s very obvious

- when Sirius has a gig at pride or at a local bar Remus is always helping him with makeup and his outfits, and always sitting front row for him

- Remus isn’t confrontational or loud but if he has a couple drinks his ‘Sirius side’ comes out (his boyfriend inspires him)

- I love picturing them both playing guitar and singing, I feel like they’ll play songs for each other all the time or duet

- Sirius taught Remus how to play piano

- Remus goes quiet a lot so he is always touching Sirius in some way to show him he’s there

- Sirius flirts with Remus constantly just to make him blush and flustered

- they hang out with other people a lot too, they aren’t always together, but being together alone is their favourite thing to do

- I’m a Remus loves pottery painting truther and do they go once a month? Of course

[michaelholdenkinn1e]

Silly little Michael and Tori headcannons cus I can’t sleep!

- Michael loves David Bowie, his favourite song is Fashion.

- Tori describes the way Michael smells as “the smell of a new car”.

- When Michael used to gel his hair, Tori would peel it secretly when he wasn’t looking.

- Tori gets a tattoo of one of Michael’s fingerprints, Michael does the same for her.

- Michael has REALLY bad bed head, you can’t see his face.

- Tori gets really grumpy in the mornings.

- Michael has made Tori breakfast in bed every Sunday since they got together.

- Only Nick and Charlie refer to them as Sprolden now, other characters from solitaire don’t really interact with them much.

- Tori tried to stay friends with Becky, but their friendship fell through.

- Michael hates getting injections, he has to hold Tori’s hand while he gets them.

- Michael had braces.

YIPPEEEE

[jovialsnerdzone]

A small collection of very mundane Mr. Puzzles headcannons that I think are funny

He sleeps in really stupid positions

Has a NASTY Smoker’s Cough

Does the “Dad Grunt” whenever he stands up

Severely allergic to cashews

Had a massive crush on Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth (1986) when he was 12 years old and it spiraled into a David Bowie obsession in his young adult years

Sometimes if he trips and/or falls on the floor on his own he’ll just lay there unmoving for a couple minutes then get up and continue his day as if nothing happened

Has a SUPER loud and contagious laugh

Reads everything like he’s a news broadcaster even if it’s the most mundane shit

Lies about getting to see big celebrities live when all he’s done is watch recordings of their concerts

Genuinely misses being able to eat sometimes

Is an AMC Stubs A-List member

Refers to movies as “title + the year it was released” (ex: “Have you seriously never watched Saw 2004???”)

Fidgets with his arm wires when he’s bored

^has accidentally electrocuted himself BADLY once because he snapped a wire absentmindedly

Has a weird irrational hatred for one random ass modern celebrity (most likely Chris Pratt)

[ravenhatesu]

PJO MUSIC HEADCANNONS??

I fear I haven't read all of the books yet (I'm on the 1st book of toa!) BUT I love thinking abt what everyone would listen to (if they could have spotify and stuff)

These may be very niche but I highly suggest listening to all these songs because they're all really good!

Percy

Indie pop

Like this man probably listens to Wallows and that's a hill I'll die on

But also I feel like he'd love a good song by Plain White-T's, or hozier

BUT EVERYONE HAS THEIR ROOTS. And his, my friend, was definitely country, definitely Sally's influence. Zach Bryan and Luke combs (beautiful crazy, specifically) are definitely on his playlists

He doesn't listen to country a lot anymore, but when he's homesick and missing home he'll put some on

Probably has one of those portable CD players or those old Apple music players (are those allowed??? Rick isn't specific about what technology they can use)

Annabeth

Honestly? I don't feel like she listens to music super often, but I could see her listening to classic rock.

David bowie, The Rolling Stones, ToTo, Fleetwood Mac. Stuff like that

Definitely listens to Music to study

Definitely has a vinyl player as well as a collection (post The last Olympian)

LEO

Everything 2000s party music. From Kesha, to eminem, to Miley Cyrus.

Fergie. He definitely listens to Fergie.

Strong believer in Leo listening to Justin Bieber. He's not a belieber by any means, but if you play "Baby" he's definitely singing along

PITBULL. LEO LOVES PITBULL.

Probably listens to 90s rap too, like Tupac, Ice cube, ect.

Unironically listens to the song "Birthday Sex"

Nico

Also, I don't think he'd listen to midwest emo but I think "Fine, Great" Fits him well in a few different ships (Valgrace. LITERALLY VALGRACE.)

Made his own makeshift mp3 player

This one is kinda obvious but he's my FAVOIRTE to think about for these kinds of headcannons.

Slipknot, skillet, Evanescence, ALL OF ITTT

Anything from classic rock to screamo really.

But when he first started adjusting to modern life? The new music was a whiplash.

That's all I have for now

At the same time, anything that's an Italian classic will make Nico nostalgic

Vinyl, mainly because he already knew how to use jt

Lmk if you want more tho!

[xixovart]

argo2nauts music headcannons because this is too much

the misinformation some of you guys have spread regarding their music taste is insane/hj

(p.s: this is my take on this, if you disagree it’s alright!! it’s just fun and games :D)

(ps2: if any artist/band i mention is problematic please lmk!!)

percy - perseus jackson is a pretty intimidating skater kid with a resting bitch face who is covered head to toe in scars and has his ears pierced. where did the ‘high school musical/disney sitcom’ percy allegations come from. he likes led zeppelin (he canonically has a t shirt in toa if i can remember!!), childish gambino, d4vd, late night drive home, deftones, arctic monkeys, and chase atlantic.

fav song -

annabeth: this is a bit harder.. i think her music taste is either extremely varied or only listens to one album on repeat until her ears bleed. for my sanity i’m going with the former. i think she’d cry over boygenius and mitski (for obvious reasons) and i think she’d like sombr and famous 70/80s guys like queen, david bowie, ac/dc, the smiths ofc. and such. also mac demarco and phoebe bridgers!!!!”!?

fav song -

grover underwood - ADRIANNE LENKER!!!!!: THERE IS NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND ABOUT IT. all of her songs suit him in one way or another. he needs to be seen more i love him to death. underrated man fr. also late night drive home, beach house, dream ivory, the smiths, queen, cas, WAVE TO EARTH!!!!!

fav song -

i know what youre thinking. “mali, will you ever shut up about this song?” answer is no. i will not.

piper mclean - CHAPPELL ROAN CHAPPELL ROAN IS HERRSSSS??? CASUAL? GOOD LUCK BABE???? HERS!!!! honorable mention: girl in red because don’t forget your roots. also madds buckley MAYBE? idk. also probably cas 🤷‍♀️

fav song -

nico - oh my beloved. he’d definitely listen to italian music when he misses bianca/maria but idk any italian artists so… for now we’re going with english music. and also very specific turkish song: m. by anil emre daldal because will. i’m thinking mitski, roar, mac demarco, OBVIOUSLY SUFJAN STEVENS??? cults, alex g, grimes, also very specifically: cupid by jack stauber? MAYBE conan gray… idk. and also definitely nirvana and guns n roses

fav song -

i heard this song while thinking of him and my heart SHATTERED guys do not make the same mistake i did.

hazel - i?? don’t know? really uhh… probably gracie abrams or adrianne lenker? phoebe bridgers, beach house?? soft rythm/music, deep/depressing lyrics. maybe tnbh but DEFINITELY current joys and adrianne lenker

(yes i made these first songs a rainbow on purpose (not rlly..) shut up i thought it’d be funny)

also this is her favorite song because it reminds her of nico and maybe marie, specifically the first lines!! (marceline [nico], is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?)

frank zhang - MAC DEMARCO!! BEACH HOUSE!! TV GIRL!! CONAN GRAY!! MONTAN FISH!! GANG OF YOUTHS!! also his grandmother liked to listen to songs in mandarin and he likes remembering her so he constantly listens to 茉莉花 (Mòlìhuā) and uhh if you have any other old mandarin songs lmk :D!! and honorable mention: it almost worked by tv girl

fav song -

because it was his mother’s favorite song

jason grace - this is difficult.. like very. i don’t think he’d listen to music very much and it’s getting hard to not keep repeating artists. rmcm maybe? laufey, probably.. he listens to pretty much everything his friends to. he’s very flexible when it comes to music :)

fav song -

will solace - controversial maybe but i don’t think he’d like taylor swift very much.. no problem with her but i’d just like to see more variety in will’s music taste hcs. i think he’d love mac demarco (he’s been mentioned lke 8 times by now but he really is will’s favorite artist), tv girl, beach weather, the smiths, chappell roan, current joys, vacations, lemon demon, sufjan stevens, boygenius. conan gray, specifically summer child because it was written for him (i would know conan told me), and obviously the entirety of the mamma mia soundtrack. because it’s will.

fav song -

from the same album as nico because symbolism and that entire song is for them and tyem only (and also achicleos)

leo valdez - MY BELOVED!! very specifically the spanish part in stress relief (si puedes venir conmigo, amor, yo te enseño todo lo que hay. pq me tratas asi?? como no soy nadie ITS VALGRACE GUYS!!) uhh also chappell roan.. and your best american girl by mitski. and the smiths and queen and pavement. and lemon demon, the strokes, the cure.. maybe nirvana? and the front bottoms

fav song -

ok thats it im lagging so hard bye

[pebblewritesj]

TWO - Lennon's Smoke

Chapter two of my Wattpad story, Look At Yourself, Bowie! If you want to read more the rest is on Wattpad under the user Jaomixi, forty chapters have been put out so far!

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JANUARY, 1975

"You'll have fun, you might meet someone." John said as he carefully lit his cigarette. She had no interest for the party he was trying to get her to go to, she wasn't into the rockstar, drug fueled, parties- some made her truly worry for some of the others attending.

John was desperate, every other person he asked had something to do that day, which absolutely baffled him, but he continued to ask everyone he knew regardless.

"I don't want to, really. Last time I went I saw Mick Jagger doing cocaine off Keith Richard's back-"

"Oh, but you met Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, didn't you? Come on, Mari, you know you love Mick, wouldn't have met him if-"

"If you really cared you would've called him and told him about me, do you forget you're easily one of the most famous people in the world?" the woman finally turned around to see John with a cigarette in his hand, blowing smoke out the side of his mouth.

"I've told you to not smoke in the house, Lennon."

"Go to the party and I'll consider stopping."

"Fine," She finally gave up, John giving her a satisfied smile, "But if I don't come home with at least one musician's number, I'm never going to one again."

John gave her a nod, "Great. I'm sure everyone will be very starstruck."

Mari had released her third album that year, it was called Every Soul. It was a huge hit, she was a quickly growing name in the music industry. 

"Ah yes, I can already see it. They'll line up for autographs, I better bring a pen," she smiled. 

John laughed, putting the cigarette back in his mouth and blowing another round of smoke in Mari's home. "I'm going to your party, you gonna put it out or what?"

"You know, I don't think I will."

She playfully rolled her eyes at the man, getting back up to check on the spaghetti she had cooking on the stove. 

"You should get going, I'm happy for you and Yoko."

John's original intent in his visit was to tell Mari the lovely news of Yoko's pregnancy. Mari could practically smell the mix of emotions from the man-- though it could have just been the smell of his cigarette wafting through her house. 

John looked at the woman with a face of confusion, "Get going? It's only 4:00," he glanced to the clock on her kitchen wall, it read 5:30. His eyes widened in a state of panic, he quickly got up from the bar-stool, mumbling repeated profanities under his breath, moving to the front door to make his exit. He was meant to be back home by 5:45.

"It's been a pleasure, shame I didn't have time to put out the cig, but I best be off! I'll call you about the party sometime later!" He exclaimed as he rushed to the door.

"Bye John!" Mari barely got the words out of her mouth before she heard the door close. 

She continued to make her meal for the time being, though once it was done she found that she wasn't very hungry. She ate anyways, as to not waste a meal. She found herself sticking to smaller portions lately, it was a habit.

John told her the party would be the next night, he would drive pick her up and drive them there. She asked him where exactly he'd be driving her to, to which he replied, 'Ah, some music producing bloke, what's it matter anyway?'. 

She was a little excited to go, now that she knew she was going. She liked to meet new people in the industry, and she wouldn't have had anything else to do that afternoon if she wasn't going. She was dying to know who would be there, but John didn't know.

She continued to eat her food, going to bed at a surprisingly normal time. Good day ahead of her, best be prepared.

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A/N

Slow start, I know. Every chapter will be at least two-hundred words longer than the last, though the next chapter should be lengthy anyways.