#jovi’s headcannons

[jovialsnerdzone]

A small collection of very mundane Mr. Puzzles headcannons that I think are funny

He sleeps in really stupid positions

Has a NASTY Smoker’s Cough

Does the “Dad Grunt” whenever he stands up

Severely allergic to cashews

Had a massive crush on Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth (1986) when he was 12 years old and it spiraled into a David Bowie obsession in his young adult years

Sometimes if he trips and/or falls on the floor on his own he’ll just lay there unmoving for a couple minutes then get up and continue his day as if nothing happened

Has a SUPER loud and contagious laugh

Reads everything like he’s a news broadcaster even if it’s the most mundane shit

Lies about getting to see big celebrities live when all he’s done is watch recordings of their concerts

Genuinely misses being able to eat sometimes

Is an AMC Stubs A-List member

Refers to movies as “title + the year it was released” (ex: “Have you seriously never watched Saw 2004???”)

Fidgets with his arm wires when he’s bored

^has accidentally electrocuted himself BADLY once because he snapped a wire absentmindedly

Has a weird irrational hatred for one random ass modern celebrity (most likely Chris Pratt)

[jovialoddity]

Heeyyy! I just wanted to ask a little question for a drawing I'm making but, what is prof puzzles favorite dessert? Or does he like desserts? How does he feel about chocolate?

Hey there!! Unfortunately, I don’t think he can really eat 💔 but if he could, his favorite desserts would be either custard or scones! And he does like chocolate, his favorite would be dark chocolate. He generally would prefer savory or spicy foods over sweet, but a small dessert every now and again is nice ya know?

(Also I am SO sorry your original ask has taken me so long to reply to, I PROMISE I’ve seen it and I’m gonna reply to it eventually!! I just have a lotta projects and personal stuff going on as well 🥲)

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⁎⁺˳✧༚80s-90s rock masterlist

richie is the definition of a smooth-talking, romantic rockstar.

he’s got that effortless charm, but when he loves, he loves hard and deep.

he’s an absolute sweetheart—the type to serenade you on his guitar, write songs about you, and call you pet names like “babe,” “angel,” or “darlin’.”

always touching you.

a hand on your back, fingers grazing yours, his arm slung around your shoulders—this man is affectionate as hell.

he’s got that laid-back, beachy vibe but also deep down? he’s crazy about you and hates being apart for too long.

private concerts in bed.

he’ll be lying there, playing guitar softly while humming, this one’s for you, babe.

backstage privileges.

he’ll pull you in for a kiss right before walking onstage, grinning like a lovesick fool.

you’re his muse. expect him to write lyrics about you and never shut up about how much you inspire him.

late-night jam sessions. he’ll randomly start singing in the kitchen while cooking and drag you in to dance with him.

hopeless romantic, through and through.

candlelit dinners, beach walks, handwritten love notes tucked into your bag.

calls and leaves voicemails just to say he loves you. or worse—sings his messages to you. 🥹

loves to spoil you. whether it’s flowers, jewelry, or a spontaneous getaway, he lives to see your eyes light up.

but he’s also simple. if you just wanna lay in bed all day, talk about life, and cuddle? that’s his favorite thing.

super protective, but not possessive. if anyone so much as looks at you wrong, his arm is around you instantly.

loves taking care of you. if you’re stressed? he’s rubbing your shoulders. if you’re sick? he’s making you tea and kissing your forehead.

gets super soft when he’s tired. that’s when he’ll mumble love you, babe against your skin, wrap you in his arms, and fall asleep holding you like you’re his whole world

you’re his favorite person, period. yeah, he’s got his band, the fans, the crazy rockstar life—but you?

you’re his peace. his escape. his home.

loves to show you off. whether it’s pulling you into his lap at a party or bragging about you in interviews,

richie makes sure everyone knows you’re his.

gets all soft & lovesick when you wear his clothes. you throw on his flannel or one of his big-ass leather jackets?

oh, baby, he’s obsessed.

but also, he’ll steal your stuff too. your perfume? he keeps it on his wristbands. your rings? he’ll “borrow” one and just never give it back.

you have to physically stop him from getting another guitar.

he’ll be like but babe, this one’s different. (it’s not.)

loves when you touch his hair.

he’ll literally groan and lean into your hands if you run your fingers through it. (bonus points if you scratch his scalp, he’s done.)

buys you jewelry just because.

and if you ever take it off? he notices.

loves forehead kisses.

he’ll pull you close, press one against your skin, and murmur, you know i love you, right? (ugh, MELT.)

[h-ironos]

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[prozacwhorehouse]

cooper adams (the butcher) headcannons (sfw and nsfw)

first are just a few general ones bc I can’t really think of this man without it being nsfw🙈🙈

PLEASE go easy on me!! i have never written smut before so i hope it’s good 🙏🙏

barely proofread but readable

- probably an incredible cook. when he cooks, it comes out looking like a professionally made meal. id think it looks and tastes so perfect because he needs it to be perfect - probably throws it away if he adds so much as a grain to many of salt and starts over.

- listens to a lot of 80s music. from bon jovi and madonna to hall and oates and stevie nicks, he’ll always belt out to words in the worst singing voice you’ve ever heard in the car with the windows down, embarrassing riley and logan.

- house is always clean. bed always perfectly made, clothes neatly folded in drawers in colored order. (judging by the way we saw him fix that towel in the bathroom, everything at home needs to look perfect)

- we all know this already, but dad of the year!! fucking loves his kids. always attended riley’s tea parties, raced cars with logan.

- i can’t say that he loves his wife. he seemed more mad to get caught, more than it was his wife who sold him out and who he’d never see again. probably only still with rachel for his kids - he loves them too much and wouldn’t want to complicate their lives, which become complicated in a worse way when he’s caught.

- brings you little gifts all the time. maybe a book you’ve been talking about wanting to read, or a book he recommends to you. if you don’t know he’s the butcher, he’d bring the book to cure your boredom at work, or if you do know he’s the butcher, to keep you entertained while you’re locked in one of his houses 😕

nsfw headcannons 18+, minors dni!!

pretty much just filth

- hires hookers on the reg. like he just has an anger that he can’t show at home, so why not pay a woman to take it 😍on the other hand he’s probably killed multiple of them, couldn’t help himself

- probably wouldn’t kill you. would threaten you with the idea just to scare you, but he wouldn’t. he loves you, he needs you.

- you’re his and only his!! say hello to your new home (one of the houses he bought solely for the purpose of secretly keeping someone I mean you there)😜😜!!

- d word. you have to call him that he won’t accept anything else sorry!! he has control, like i said you belong to him

- brat!tamer through and through!!

- manhandles you he will throw you around on the bed no problem. flipping you on to your back, stomach, what not, moving you if the position you’re in isn’t quite up to his standards, he will move you with FORCE. you’re his toy and let’s be real you’re okay with that

- if youre annoying him he will grab you, throw you on the bed, hold you down, tie your wrists and ankles together, and a scarf is shoved in your mouth and tied harshly behind your head, and he’ll just leave you there. “be quiet,” he slams the door. he can hear your muffled cries from down the hall, but you were distracting him from his work so what other choice did he have than to punish you 🥴

- he’ll come back when he’s done working, could be hours later. he opens the door and you’re laying on the bed, eyes slowly falling shut above your tear streaked cheeks. he comes over and sits on the edge of the bed, leaning over to stroke your cheek with his thumb. your eyes flutter open, a small whimper escaping from around the scarf. “i hope you’ve learned your lesson. about distracting me while i work. now should i leave you here for, let’s say, another few hours, or are you going to be a good girl?” you sniffle and nod your head, he smiles and reaches out to pull the scarf down. he makes quick work of releasing your ties, caressing the chaffed marks left on your skin. “im sorry..” you start, your voice small. you sit on the edge of the bed and rub your wrists, refusing to look up at him - you’re almost embarrassed. “I wasn’t trying to upset you.” you hear him smooth out the bedspread behind you. “hey,” he stands in front of you now, holding your chin between his pointer finger and thumb, forcing you to look up at him. “it’s okay. but i need to be able to do my work if i want to keep us safe. you want to stay here with me, don’t you?” you nod, and he pulls you up to your feet. “there she is. let me finish up and then I’ll be in bed soon.” he kisses your forehead and you climb in bed sksjjdndbb

- aftercare is blessed! he’s sweet when he should be - he’ll spread your legs, lift them, do whatever to clean you up with a wet towel. it’s very intricate, he doesn’t miss a spot. hell come with a glass of water, which he holds to your lips for you to sip because he made your body JELLY and you really can’t move. he’ll get in bed and pull you onto his lap so you’re laying on him, legs hiked up on both sides of him. your arms are around his neck, and his hands rest comfortably on your torso. “you took your punishment so well. you’re such a good girl for me.” he’d whisper into your hair and then night night

- he is a serious dom, but there is a mommy kink in there somewhere. he just wants to be held and seen, things he never felt with his real mom. so sometimes you’ll take the reigns..he’s never been harder than when you call him your good boy 😩 and when you hold him?? stroke his hair, he is sat. the “maternal figure” tactic didn’t work on him when Lady Raven tried it, but it would work for you

- loves to hit it from behind. he likes being able to grip your waist so hard it bruises, wrap his hand around your neck to steady himself, grab a fistful of your hair to make you look back at him.

[veryboredlmao]

Maxley headcannons<3

(these are just my headcannons if you have other ones id love to hear them!)

max 100% is the one who makes your mom jokes and Bradley just has to hold back from punching him every time

max got Bradley into punk/heavy metal like motley crue and Avril and blink-182 etc.

they 100% have a Collab playlist full of Taylor, Avril etc.

max is always the first one to say sorry after a fight

Bradley is the jealous one max is the dense one

max helped tank and Bradley make up after the x games incident

Bradley sometimes falls asleep listening to the playlist max made for him

goofy has a scrapbook of photos of max and Bradley together (he's so supportive)

max and Bradley definitely kept there relationship a secret for awhile and tank was the first person they ever told

max would totally try to get Bradley to do couples costumes just for shits n giggles

Bradley's favorite artist: Taylor swift lady gaga no doubt olivia rodrigo Chappell Roan p!nk conan gray billie elish adele sabrina carpenter katy perry dua lipa laufey demi lovato (mainly pop demi tho) renee rapp ariana Grande

max's favorite artist: hinder motley crue bon Jovi Avril Lavigne deftones blackbear blink-182 guns n roses the offspring demi Lovato (punk rock demi tho) nine inch nails the smiths ozzy Osbourne black Sabbath

(sorry its so short i'll make a part 2 soon)

[blogfullofemos]

That's NOT Music

*Ok so this is just a little headcannon event I believe would happen between Eddie and reader* Rated E for everyone.

Okay so hear me out... You and Eddie become the best of friends because "Your art is like SSSOOO out there and its scary you don't even dooo drugs man... Like not even a lick off a Mary-Wanna leaf." as Eddie so educatedly states. But when it comes to music.... Oh when it comes to music.

See Eddie is into Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, ANYTHING THAT CONSISTS OF BANSHEE WAILS FROM A GUITAR'S MOUTH!! But you.... YOU were into 'glam-rock'.

"A putrid stain resting on a dragon's shithole that when it farts. It sounds like Steven Tyler's iconic wail." as Eddie once again, states.

"Have you even listened to it? Like sit and fully give it a chance?" you push at him. Eddie stares at you with a dimpled smile but the light in his eyes, dim. Yeah he checked out before you even started. "EDDIE!!" you yell at him, highly annoyed by his blatant stubbornness.

"Aerosmith is sooo not-."

"Okay but have you heard of Bon Jovi?" you cut him off before he went on another 'fuck glam-rock' tangent. Eddie leans back and places his fingers on his chin, his music rolodex spinning as he scrambles for some semblance of a.... Bonjo? Banjo?

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"THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL MUSIC?!!" Eddie yells, as he rips the earbud out of his left ear. Making the other pop out of your right ear, landing hard onto the kitchen counter and next to your CD player. "EDS!!" you exclaim, swatting his shoulder even harder.

"OUCHIE!!! Never would've guessed you were heavy-handed." he says rubbing the area you hit and leaning away from you. You check the earbuds, as they are sooo easy to break, and yup. The right one (the one Eddie had on) is barely audible. "This band is so mediocre. Simple chords, simple song-writing, and-." his voice dies off as you slowly look at him with dagger eyes. His brain quickly rendering his mistake. BUT!! He couldn't control it. It was just sooo. Natural. He bites his index finger as he gives puppy eyes "Whoops." he winces.

~~~

So now, Steve and Eddie go for a night drive in Steve's beat-up convertible. The radio lowly playing whatevers popular to the masses, as they both share a doobie. Eddie listening to Steve deciphering the female mind out loud when a hint of a guitar sound peeks through. "HOLD ON!!" Steve yells, turning the volume up so the guitar riff plays stronger.

Eddie knew, from the beating you gave him afterwords, that this was Bon Jovi. Steve taps onto the steering wheel "ITS ALL THE SAME, ONLY THE NAMES WILL CHANGE!!" Steve sings along as Eddie whips his head to the betrayal he was hearing.

"EVERYDAY IT SEEMS WE'R-!!" Steve continues giving little looks and egging Eddie to sing along.

"No.. No FUCKING way man."

"WHERE THE FACES ARE SO COLD!!"

"NO STEVE!! THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU, THEY TRY WITH THESE-!!"

"COME ON HELLFIRE I NEED A BACK UP!! I'M A COWBOY!!"

Eddie bites his bottom lip because FUCK!! Not like this... Please to the Iron Maiden artwork Gods.. Not... Like... "DEAD OR ALIVEEE!!" they both belt.

"FUCK YEAH MAN!!" Steve exclaims, stepping on the gas pedal as Eddie hides his face in utter shame.

Look at what you've done. Now he's definitely going to force you to listen to Metallica.

[melodrangea]

MORE KILIK HCS PLEASEE😭!! I am in NEED.

when one does not want to write, one does it anyways and picks a favorite character!!

i'm not sure if you meant as a person or as a significant other so the voices are telling me both!!

(and again I'm a faker that hasn't read the manga so if I contradict something I apologize)

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Kilik Rung Headcannons

As a person

-southern boy!!! nobody can convince me that Kilik isn't from Tennessee or Louisiana

-probably has a lot of fighting experience, always throwing himself into martial arts, jujitsu and even boxing!

-he has a commanding yet calming presence, making him impossible to ignore and a shoe in for being a meister

-if he wasn't a meister he would most likely be a police officer

-odd one but I feel like he doesn't like fruit, don't know why but do not go near this man with a fruit

-i love him and I'm sure he eats his veggies but with all the candy he consumes natural sugar just doesn't taste as good

-is the total opposite of only child syndrome! he definitely has older siblings

-also is a total family man, loves his mom, loves his grandmom, is always home for sunday dinners etc...

-doesn't have a favorite music genre, listens to a little bit of everything but prefers music with a more upbeat vibe. will go from Bon Jovi to Sia to the my little pony theme song, he does not care

-early riser!! sorry to night people but Kilik is up with the sun and in bed before 10 pm

-will not admit it to anyone but Kilik is the biggest pokemon fan you will ever meet. knows all of the different shows, regions, regional variants, gym leaders etc...

-ironically can't stand pokemon go since he let the twins play once and they almost walked into the middle of the street for a shiny lotad...

-speaking of twins i also believe that he legally adopted them when he turned 18 since they don't have parents ( i think lol )

-you best believe the first time they made him fathers day cards he cried

-will obvs let the twins decide if they want to keep being weapons or not. like if one day thunder says she wants to quit Kilik would be totally fine with it

-he is unfortunately a gym rat, you want to find this guy just look for the barbells, he doesn't work out for looks, more that he wants to better himself and become stronger

-is a canonic tired parent cause I said so

-listen he loves fire and thunder like his own children but mans is TIRED

(went on a lil rant there so onto romantic headcannons)

As a significant other

-bro is seriously SLEPT ON

-honestly one of the best partners for people of all different personalities

-if you're more shy and introverted he is very encouraging and ngl appreciates the peace and quiet

-if you're loud and rowdy so is he!

-if you wanna be a bit of both even better for the guy!

-also does not have much of a preference appearance wise

-if you want to date Kilik Rung you do have to prepare to be around the twins a lot

-he will never ask or try to shove you into a parenting role with them but the twins are just always around unless Kim and Jackie or Harvard are watching them (Ox cannot be trusted to nurture children...)

-he can cook a little bit, its nothing like mama's sunday dinner but he can get by

-he is very reliable, you need help with homework? he'll try his best or find someone else to help you. you need help picking out an outfit? not quite his thing but will give you an honest opinion (with lots an lots of compliments)

-it's hard to have a bad day with Kilik around, he's just so calming and uplifting that it's hard to feel bad for yourself around him! but on the offchance of a rough day he will do whatever you need to make you feel better. he can go on for hours about how he finds you absolutely perfect or he could sit and listen to you rant with a hot beverage

-cuddlebug!!!! you can't escape him! he has a spidey sense for you being in a 200 foot radius! you're always either holding hands or he has his arm on you somehow

-will also not let you carry anything! he knows you can carry your bag but why should you when he's right there??

-you and Kilik would be one of those couples that genuinely seems to always just coexist in perfect harmony

-you're not apart that often because he doesn't do much that would make you want to be apart anyways

-one of Kilik's flaws is unfortunately his adherence to logic, to him there is nothing that can't be solved, there isn't any emotion or insecurity that doesn't have a reason

-so he might accidently mansplain your feelings to you a bit (he's too used to gentle parenting I'm afraid)

-would so be a sucker for matching anything (though i think he'd prefer rings or earrings)

-most dates would either be things like hiking or study dates! with the occasional spontaneous dance class ;)

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and that's all folks!

god i love Kilik sm

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Ben 10 Headcannons - Music!

(Basically, this is my take on the music the Ben 10 crew would listen to. Also very much needed for fanfic purposes (specifically for “Road Bucket Trip”)

Ben

TOP GENRES: Pop-Punk, Classic Metal, Skater Punk

ARTISTS:

- Blink-182

- Sum 41

- Bon Jovi

- Zebrahead

- System of a Down

- Avril Lavigne

- All Time Low

Gwen

TOP GENRE: Classical, Post-Punk, Goth Rock, Classical Pop, Ballad

ARTISTS:

- Amadeus Mozart

- INDILA

- Birdy

- The Cure

- The Birthday Massacre

- Witching Hour

- Queen

EXTRA: She DOES listen to metal music, specifically because of and with Kevin. She wouldn’t call herself a metalhead but she does have a few acts she likes. Speaking of…

Kevin

TOP GENRES: Emo, Metalcore, Heavy Metal, Nu Metal, Alternative Metal

ARTISTS:

- Motionless in White

- Ice Nine Kills*

- Bring Me The Horizon

- Linkin Park

- Breaking Benjamin

- Three Days Grace

- Slipknot

- Dance With The Dead

* = Ironically, Gwen is the one who introduced Kevin! A friend told her about INK, and since she and Kevin like to watch horror together she knew he’d love them. She was correct.

BONUS: Canon Kids!

(Yep! Including Devlin and Ken too, though they do have similar tastes to their parents due to their age and being influenced by them.)

Devlin

TOP GENRES: Industrial Metal, New Wave, Nu Metal, Metalcore

ARTISTS:

- Motionless in White

- Ice Nine Kills

- Rammstein

- Dance With The Dead

- Spiritbox

- Celldweller

- The Birthday Massacre

- BABYMETAL

- JILUKA

Ken

(Couldn’t find a gif of just him so forgive me)

TOP ARTISTS: Skater Punk, Classic Rock, Classic Metal, Pop-Punk

ARTISTS:

- Queen

- Bon Jovi

- Sum 41

- Blink-182

- The Rolling Stones

- One OK Rock

- Pierce The Veil

(Not gonna do fan kids cause 1) they’re fan-made and 2) they’re so young they don’t exactly have their own music taste worked out yet, they just listen to whatever is currently playing)

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[bbinkus11]

ok so a while ago I did lu high school headcanons

And you know what? Music headcannons here we go

(You can count it as modern au I guess)

Time: Classic Rock all the way!! Queen, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Pink Floyd, Guns N’ Roses, etc. Probably knows all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody like a cool person

(Probably favorite) songs:

Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses

American Pie - Don McLean

You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi

Legend: E-Boy but not in a super cringey way. DEFINITELY listens to Arctic Monkeys, Tame Impala, and Cage the Elephant. His favorite Arctic Monkeys album is Favorite Worst Nightmare and you cant tell me otherwise.

(Probably favorite) songs:

Crying Lighting - Arctic Monkeys

Eventually- Tame Impala

Cold Cold Cold - Cage the Elephant

Wild: Twenty-one Pilots obsessed. Like has been to multiple concerts and listens to them every time in the car. Also likes The Last Shadow Puppets.

(Probably favorite) songs:

Heavydirtysoul - Twenty-one Pilots

Car Radio - Twenty-One Pilots

Fake you out - Twenty-one Pilots

Calm Like You - The Last Shadow Puppets

Hyrule: who knows man. Prolly listens to classical music some days and then heavy metal another day. Usually goes in between though, prolly listens to epic orchestra-performed versions of songs from his favorite video games. I’d say he likes cool orchestra stuff.

(Sticking to the Zelda theme, imma recommend stuff)

(Probably favorite) bands:

Theophany

ROZEN

The Marcus Hedges Trend Orchestra

Twilight: Oh, Twilight, what do I do with you. Pure country boy, but prefers classic rock kinda stuff. Definitely likes Zac Brown Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Foo Fighters.

(Probably favorite) songs:

Highway 20 Ride - Zac Brown Band

Toes - Zac Brown Band

My Hero - Foo Fighters

Wind: Could be a cringy middle school boy that listens to rap and rap only, or he could be cool and listen to musical rap (cough Hamilton uhhhh) anyway likes Twenty One Pilots’ fast songs and Tyler, The Creator. Maybeee some yeat? nah probably not

(Probably favorite) songs:

HOT WIND BLOWS - Tyler, The Creator

Trees - Twenty One Pilots

Chlorine - Twenty One Pilots

Warriors: uhhh? Probably listens to the most cringiest things as a joke but when he’s alone, he’ll prolly listen to some Eminem or Queen or Weezer or something. I like to think he has a very mixed music taste.

(Probably favorite) songs:

Buddy Holly - Weezer

Killer Queen - Queen

Without me - Eminem

Four: Heavy metal. No questions asked. He likes Korn and Slipknot, no doubt. Despite his calm demeanor, he definitely has these playing in his mind xd

(Probably favorite) songs:

Freak on a leash - Korn

Duality - slipknot

Sky: from how his character is portrayed in LU, I’d like to think he likes indie music and some indie rock. He likes Neighborhood, Laufey, Mac DeMarco, and Legend introduced him to Tame Impala.

(Probably favorite) songs:

Reflections - The Neighborhood

For the first time - Mac DeMarco

The less I know the better - Tame Impala

That’s all! I know i picked the most well known songs, but that’s the point. I want people to relate to these characters lol. Also, this has been in my drafts for uhh 4 months soooooo! Can you guys guess my music style? I know I’m biased okkkkkk

[jovialsnerdzone]

A random headcannon of mine is that Mr. Puzzles is OBSESSED with Hollywood. It’s always been his dream to travel there, to film a movie there, just to experience the place and what it feels like to be there. And, of course, he would give anything to have his very own star on the Walk of Fame.

[jovialoddity]

Just a random question, what headcannons do you have of Human Puzzles that you'd love to tell us , but didnt? I'm loving the headcannons you have for him, and I would like to know a bit more

Oh i ABSOLUTELY do!! I’m almost constantly thinking about new Mr Puzzles headcannons (both for canon and for my human AU) so I would love to share some! I’m super happy that people wanna hear them too 🥹

Ok so a couple of them are:

He is incredibly proud of the fact that he isn’t balding (yet). Aside from his receding hairline, he’s still got all his hair and it’s in really good condition. He will NOT stop bragging about this.

SPEAKING OF HIS HAIR - he has two VERY stubborn pieces of hair on the back of his head that are just always standing up weirdly. They somewhat resemble his canon antennae. He hides them with his hat most of the time since they’re immune to being brushed.

He likes his popcorn HORRIFICALLY salty. The average person would shrivel if they tried to eat the kind of popcorn he makes.

His hearing has been slowly getting worse and worse over the years, but he refuses to admit there’s anything wrong or go to the doctors about it.

Doesn’t own a bed. He just sleeps on the couch in his living room. He could afford a bed if he wanted one, but he just likes the couch.

He does Not trust doctors. At all. Especially not Ophthalmologists.

He tends to lose his appetite when he’s especially stressed or in a bad state.

His left eyebrow has always been a little wonky, but he tried plucking it to make it look a little more straight when he was around 5 years old, and he fucked it up BADLY. The hairs never grew back correctly. He still cries when he looks back at that moment.

[broidobe]

80s-90s rock masterlist ౨ৎ

౨ৎ here you'll find all of the 80s-90s bands i've written for UNLESS they have their own masterlist!

౨ৎ bands in this masterlist so far (it's always expanding): the cure, nirvana, aerosmith, pantera, ozzy osbourne, poison, cinderella, type o negative, extreme, pearl jam, alice in chains, billy idol, danzig, soundgarden, kiss, def leppard, bon jovi

౨ৎ smut= ❦ fluff= 𖤐 angst= 𓉸

𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓮

robert

𓋹 dating robert smith would include

𝓷𝓲𝓻𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓪

kurt

𓋹 dating kurt cobain would include

𓋹 safe place 𖤐

𓋹 worshipped ❦ 𖤐

𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓱

joe

𓋹 doctor 𖤐

𓋹 clink 𖤐

𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪

dimebag

𓋹 dating dimebag darrell would include

𝓸𝔃𝔃𝔂 𝓸𝓼𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮

zakk

𓋹 dating zakk wylde would include

𓋹 quiet afternoon 𖤐

𓋹 blush ❦

𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷

bret

𓋹 dating bret michaels would include

𓋹 bret michaels nsfw headcannons

𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪

tom

𓋹 tom keifer nsfw headcannons

𓋹 cozy evening 𖤐

𓋹 every little piece 𖤐

𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮 𝓸 𝓷𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮

peter

𓋹 being married to peter steele would include

𓋹 peter steele dating a younger reader would include

josh

𓋹 dating josh silver would include

𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮

nuno

𓋹 dating nuno bettencourt would include

𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓳𝓪𝓶

stone

𓋹 dating stone gossard would include

𓋹 you're quiet ❦

𓋹 beneath the static 𓉸 ❦

eddie

𓋹 in the mountains 𖤐

𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼

sean

𓋹 dating sean kinney would include

𓋹 sean kinney nsfw headcannons

𓋹 drummer and a savings bond 𖤐 ❦

𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓸 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓼

billy

𓋹 chanel ❦

𝓭𝓪𝓷𝔃𝓲𝓰

john

𓋹 dating john christ would include

𓋹 incense ❦

𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷

chris

𓋹 dating chris cornell would include

𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼

eric

𓋹 asylum 𖤐 ❦ (very light smut/barely any lol. it's more spice)

𝓭𝓮𝓯 𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓭

rick savage

𓋹 only you 𓉸 𖤐

𝓫𝓸𝓷 𝓳𝓸𝓿𝓲

richie

𓋹 dating richie sambora would include

[growup-thatbeautiful]

bullet proof…i wish i was

you have turned me into this

everyday everyhour i wish i was bullet proof

Sequels

oh, i’m falling in love again | getting remarried

timezone | Tan comes home

Prequels

come what may | tangerine proposing

professional casualties | pining

Drabbles

sick day | tan takes care of you

young tan headcannons

when jovie was first born

jealous tan

little jovie with tan

[annahxredaxted]

Dad!Milo headcannons

Some of these are gender neutral but it will have they/them pronouns.

•••

When he first found out he was super excited he cried

He’s super careful around sweetheart and pampers them like crazy.

“Do your feet hurt?” Is a question he asks a lot.

He will rub their belly and sing to the baby in Italian

Marie was the first one to know.

Milo will literally make them whatever they want whenever they want.

The whole pack was supportive and excited for them obviously.

When the time for the baby to come arrived sweetheart was a nervous wreck

They had a panic attack on the hospital bed

Milo calmed them down and when they got their epidural they calmed down pretty much all the way.

Milo was the first to hold it.

His heart melted and he just held the baby for a good 7 minutes before passing it off.

He cut the umbilical cord- even if he thought it was gross.

Sweetheart sends him pictures of it during work.

They taught the baby how to say “boo” and milo thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

Sam babysits for date night (my hc is that sam and sweet are siblings)

Sweetheart starts them early and plays everything important (Queen, radiohead,Möntly Crue,Foo fighters,bon jovi, ect)

Milo tickles them constantly

He likes to buy them things he didn’t have as a kid.

Maire adores the shit out of the baby and holds it during pack meetings sometimes

Once Asher cursed in front of it and sweetheart smacked him upside the head.

When the kids a toddler sweetheart spends hours on YouTube or with Marie to learn how to handle their thick hair, because apparently milo had the same.

They eventually did and milo was super proud

Milo and the kid are literally copy paste.

The baby has the best style in the whole pack.