she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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Been thinking a lot about plot structure lately, so here are a few I just came up with for sickfic (you can sub out the vocabulary pretty easily for allergies or pain but I'm not gonna make this needlessly complicated by adding "is sick/has encountered an allergen/has a wound" every time haha)
Fluff: Character A is sick and remains about the same level of sick throughout the story, as Character B takes care of them
Slow Decline: A is sick and gets worse and worse as the story progresses, with no major reprieves
Striptease: A is sick, but it's not so bad. They start to feel a little worse, so they try a remedy. It kicks in and they feel better, but then it wears off and they start to feel even worse. They do what they can to stave it off, but it doesn't last and they end up feeling worse than ever. (Then B comes to take care of them. <3)
Back & Forth: A is sick. Every time they start to feel better, they push too hard and end up just a little bit worse, culminating in a situation they're going to have a really hard time bouncing back from on their own. (Enter B for caretaking)
Sudden Attack: A feels fine— until they suddenly feel the worst they can possibly feel. (Then 🥺🥺 B 🥺🥺🥺 comes to take care of themmm 🥺)
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November 20, 2023 - Monday
Updated my finances for the whole year so far. Did this mean manually entering 100+ transaction details into a data system, of my own free will, just so I can have data on my spending to peruse thru for my own satisfaction and analysis? Yes... Did I still do it? Yes. tell me you're a science major without telling me you're a science major.
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sick of reading webcomics where everyone has the exact same meets-societal-bs-beauty-standards-in-an-averaged-way body type with the only variation being height. where are the fat people. where are the people who aren't fat but aren't thin either. where even are the guys with narrow shoulders or the girls with big curves or the girls with no curves to speak of. where are the fat people. where is the anything. no substance. by being solely beautiful you have become ugly. even the old people have straight backs and flat stomachs. what.
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Me: Why tf am I so into Nick Valentine?
Most of my first fictional crushes:
Data (another golden-eyed robot)
C3-PO (literally just a golden robot)
The Doctor STV (literal fucking hologram)
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Have you ever tried to find their public marriage records. Because I tried. I’m in the US so it was so difficult I couldn’t find anything. In the US it’s easy to find divorces (because that’s court records) but u could also search marriages somehow here I think. Idk. Please tell me ur as crazy as me
i haven't but only because i know other people are keeping an eye out <3 it would be public record wo there's no way for them to be married without us knowing.
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sighs meet my new husband 😔😔😔
he's pretty :)
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