29 year old Weeb-dude. I more-or-less live vicariously through anime, read the occasional manga or light novel, and follow the NBA when I'm not cutting meat for a living. I also throw a lot of shade for a 2D-Waifu enthusiast.
Kanbaru in Owarimonogatari is so good for so many reasons but the peak has to be Kanbaru roasting Shinobu so fucking hard for being a coward and afraid to meet Seishirou
that Shinobu, in her infinite maturity, threatens to kill Kanbaru for this, to which she just says
"Do it, pussy"
"Kill me and ruin your relationship with Araragi forever. You'll have to abandon him because you won't be able to handle it because you're too weak to handle a dude you haven't seen in 400 years. You'll have to live forever knowing your words are empty and you're shallow. If you tried to make the same promise Araragi has for you, you could never mean it."
Kanbaru just comes for her whole fucking life for 9 minutes of uninterrupted dialogue, it's glorious.