Elektra || 21 || they/them || please dni if you are younger than 16 or have a blank blog
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
you and the Bad Space Bitch you picked up by being a sopping wet beast
166 notes
·
View notes
Text
i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
63K notes
·
View notes
Text
'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
114K notes
·
View notes
Text
only americans will understand::
shirley temple DVD set infomercial
464K notes
·
View notes
Text
49K notes
·
View notes
Text
kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
47K notes
·
View notes
Text
my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
98K notes
·
View notes
Text
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
181K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m still thinking about that “is OSHA regulations Cop Behavior” post. Like. You know who thinks regulations are for losers? People who build submersibles out of logitech gamepads and rejected carbon fibre. People who trust starlink as their only surface lifeline.
Do you wanna be like the fine film on the floor of the Atlantic that was once a billionaire? Is that the hill you’re really gonna die on?
We have an expression in my field- “Regulations Are Written In Blood”
People don’t have fucking safety standards as a power trip, we have them because somewhere in the past, NOT having those regulations killed or maimed someone.
A lot of laws out there are bullshit- safety regulations sure as fuck aren’t. I have the literal scars to prove it.
63K notes
·
View notes