Scourge || 22 || they/them || please dni if you are younger than 16 or have a blank blog
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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Saw this on Pinterest. Blacked out for 20 minutes
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idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives
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i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too
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Tenno. You have to twerk on the hollvania stage. Trust me tenno. Tenno this is extremely important. This is the next step in the ARG tenno. You have to clap your cheeks tenno
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you and the Bad Space Bitch you picked up by being a sopping wet beast
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun
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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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only americans will understand::
shirley temple DVD set infomercial
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