Elektra || 21 || they/them || please dni if you are younger than 16 or have a blank blog
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you and the Bad Space Bitch you picked up by being a sopping wet beast
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun
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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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only americans will understand::
shirley temple DVD set infomercial
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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