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You're telling me this whole time mdni meant MINORS and not MEN???
there are so many cool blogs i've since forgotten that i didn't follow/unfollowed after following for a while because their description said mdni and i was like damn.... i'm a man.... sad ant with bindle . png
#for context i learned this bc i sent someone an ask apologizing & saying i was unfollowing bc they had mdni in their desc and they insta#blocked me#i was talking to a friend and mentioned it and they were like Bro that does not mean men#they probably blocked u because they thought you were 16#damn. oops#im not a teenager i legally drink and smoke weed and fuck and vote and sign leases 💔
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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!
#this trend sparked so much joy in my soul#i saw many fun cute and silly mikus#i love drawing habesha clothes but a lot of them require small detailed embroidery that makes me go insane#this is why ppl use pattern brushes cuz damn i had to simplify everything basically#also im bad at writing amharic and tigrinya oops!!#this was fun it got me outta a slump i was in all damn week#interestingly... their faces look a lot like my siblings and i? i didnt mean to do that at all tho... huh#my art#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#kagamine len#vocaloid
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "I know you doubt your merit of your birthright, Caitlyn. There's wisdom in that. But remember: You're a Kiramman."
#last post for a bit bc i will take a short break#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#jayce talis#ambessa medarda#councilor salo#councilor shoola#caitlyn#jayce#ambessa#salo#shoola#type: gif#media: arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#s2 ep1#katie leung's delivery in this scene was amazing with this new hardened caitlyn... my jaw was on the floor#and then when cait said shut up i immediately closed my mouth oop LMFAO (also ambessa's face damn she defo notices her potential)#and then jayce hesitating for JUST A LIIIIITLE BIT THERE my heart....... hextech now being used for weapons :((((#ALSO this is so caitlyn she literally just told THE council what she wants to do just like how she does back then in s1 when marcus was#complaining about caitlyn not obeying orders and going off on her own lol#S1 Caitlyn…. who wanted nothing to do with the Kiramman name who wanted to forge a path on her own…#but S2 Caitlyn Kiramman driven by grief anger and guilt#finally accepts her birthright becoming into the woman she thinks her mother wants her to be and accepting a position#thats “befitting her station” as a full on commander and leader for piltover#but is this what cassandra truly wanted?????#Does she truly know what she is shooting for???? An anger fueled revenge tour just to kill jinx???#goddamn this show. fucking spectacular
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Something something Merlin is Arthur's bane.
#i just love the idea that merlin literally fabricates the Excalibur thing to show that arthur is the chosen one. that he will unite the#land and rule albion. but it is literally. actually. all an illusion bc merlin has already damned arthur thru his actions... or rather#his inactions. becoming Arthur's bane. i wish that was the actual premis of the show in an intentional way. young merlin tries to live in a#way that's moral despite what is Known in the future. he actions are motivated by love to protect arthur but with each action we#close in around arthurs death. i wish that wasnt something thr show just stumbled into thru poor writing? early cancelation?#i dunno. we can argue all day abt the prophesy and whether or not its real or something merlin should live by#but i love the idea that it is real and true and every move merlin makes agaisnt it is a curse upon arthur. by keeping himself clean he#damns his king. delicious. rather than uh oh. uhhhh seems like merlin kinda fucked everything. oops 😬#i dunno. i just love a tragedy#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#ugh and if merlin followed the prophecy arthur would b king but merlin would be a shadow of himself#also. did i fuck the rock up yes?#did i fuck up on the rock blood? yes#should i have gone with a rainbow swish for the sword? yes#but here we are. happy Christmas#tw blood
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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I love these idiots
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#laois touden#meme redraw#anyways I had this idea and blacked out til it was done#only took 3 hours tho????? Like??? Damn?????#also accidentally did this at a super low rez oops lmao#my art
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quite possibly maidphone4
#i'm stuck between 'i have no idea what I am doing' and 'damn I'm cringe'#ii mephone4#inanimate insanity#kekwuit's art tag#the screen strains my eyes so i got a lil lazy at the end to quickly finish it oops
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" Ohh mmfp- FUCK..! Waka- TOSHI!.. Ahgg- God-."
Your eyes rolled back to the back of your skull, drool seeping out from the corner of your mouth. Above you was Ushijima Wakatoshi, ruthlessly pounding into you from behind, keeping both your arms pinned behind your back with a grip of a single hand as he pressed you further and further into the mattress from how hard he was fucking you stupid.
Your head laid turned to the side, cheek pressed up on cushion below as you gazed up at him with your ass in the air, stood and displayed all for him to bury his thick cock balls deep inside your tight, sloppy wet cunt.
"Ahhg- mnpff- mm- yeah! Ohh fuuckk! Yes, yes, right there!"
You mewled and cried out with pleasure, moaning and whining under him while his expression stood the same. A stoic and blank face with dark and lust filled eyes taking up each bounce and jiggle of your tits, ass, and thighs whenever he'd pull out his thick cock out of your tight cunt, plunging back in hard and rough. Grunting only occasionally.
You were out of it. So fucking out of it that you didn't even notice the sound of your apartment's door opening, light shuffling coming from the living room as someone called out a greeting. But it didn't reach you. Too fucked up and cock drunk that you could only focus on the way his hand would lift in the air to land a harsh and almost skin-tearing smack on your ass, squealing with delight as pain mixed with pleasure, stomach twisting tighter and tighter.
Your orgasm was building up fast, so fast you could barely catch up with your own breathing, slowly coming undone beneath him as you writhe, screaming out his name so loud you weren't surprised if you'd get at least 10 noise complaints from your neighbors. Oh wait.. that's right. This wasn't your house.
With a full body shudder, you felt the knot in your stomach completely burst, squeezing down hard on his pulsing cock as you squirted all over him and the bed below before slumping over and panting. What was I thinking of again?
Oh right, this wasn't my house. This... Wasn't my house?
... Oh. Right. It was his house. But only I didn't live here anymore.
It was only then you'd snap out of your daze, the door to the bedroom opening, your head snapping to look over at the door way. There stood a familiar woman, looking dumbfounded.
"Babe..?"
You were now his ex-girlfriend after all.
#oops went the wrong way again#okay i did say that i would write smth about ex bf oikawa but#hdhshsjja#im sorry i couldn't resist#ex bf oikawa is still on my list tho so hes probably coming soon#i just wanted to put this out here cause... damn fucking ex bf ushi and his new girl catches us#lmao idk what this is tbh#tw cheating#Ushijima Wakatoshi#Ushijima#Ushijima smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi x reader#Ushijima Wakatoshi smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi imagines#Ushijima Wakatoshi blurb#Ushijima Wakatoshi one shot#tw toxic#tw toxic behavior#tw other woman#tw ex relationship#smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi Timeskip#Angst#Haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu ushiwaka#haikyuu ushijima
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I need Logan being the history teacher at the school and in conjunction with teaching history so well and in a way so engaging and interesting. Everyone can't help but being inraptured.
I need his to also explain why everything is the government's fault so at the end everyone is so anti establishment it becomes an issue, because none of them want to join the X-Men after they graduate.
The X-Men are trying to figure out where the disconnect is and they would never guess it was Logan. But there he is teaching class and recounting horrors in a damn near therapeutic way while expressing to the students that this doesn't have to be how it is. That of course it is causing all of the students worldviews to shift.
Everyone assumes Logan is a pessimist he's always so gloom and grumpy and mean and all of the other adjectives. But deep down he's an optimist and he expresses how It doesn't have to be like that that people are getting better that people are trying. That all you have to do is say no and fight against it because people aren't inherently bad.
He talks about how he never really blamed most of the soldiers in the wars for the deaths of his men and friends or even fighting in general. They were all fighting because of someone else who was to blame, that they were all victims. No one but a few truly wanted to be malicious and evil and thinking otherwise was just wrong.
He talks about mercy and how it should be given to everyone who deserve it, that no one deserves cruelty except for the few evil people. He talks about how things have slowly improved and how they will continue to because that's human nature.
He talks about how people don't have to be anything and they can choose their own fate. It impacts everyone that hears it because Logan is living proof of that.
Instead of being some bitter cynical old man he preaches about hope and he offers out and olive branch to anyone who wants it. He is living proof that no person is without hope or faith because surely if anyone deserved to be so cruel it would be him.
This man gets to go home to his small apartment with his boyfriend, dog, and roommate and live the life he has always wanted.
#damn my libertarian is showing#oop#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wade wilson#wade x logan#logan howlett#wolverine#poolverine#blind al#Resi's shorts#x men#X-men
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Have an older drawing while I finish up this one I’m working on-
#first post also!!!#I got the dream eater symbol wrong back in the day I think oops#will fix that next time#kingdom hearts#kh#soriku#sora#riku#my art#ok to rb#this was from 2022 I think??? damn
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My WH OC, of whom I still do not have a complete reference made except in my head, in an AU? Yes 🧍🧍🧍
It seems that someone is a little curious about Francis' friend who is within the law and helps them understand some more complex terms :]
Character on the center (Francis) and right (Wallace) belong to: @/lizaisdrawing
A close up at Wallace, because I really liked how he turned out :]] !
He is pretty– I'm weak and on my knees for pretty characters. ⚰️⚰️⚰️
#welcome home#clownillustrations#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#welcome home AU#welcome home oc#my art#fanart#WH AU fanart#puppeteer AU#puppeteer wally#puppeteer frank#is that the right tag?#damn 😞#listen– i know i said i would go all in and cook 💪#but uh...i think i got cooked#oops 😞🗿
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Apparently all ruins are short.
( @sillytwofaceboi @ruin-loves-tea @silly-solar @insane-nexus @sundropneedstherapy @the-old-moondrop @sociopathic-ruin )
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achievement unlocked: watch all intrepid heros seasons of d20
new achievement available: Finally Get To Watch Time Quangle
#absolutely worth it just to understand what the hells going on and have the most fun with this#ive only finished the first one and its incredible#but Damn did it take a long time#dont get me wrong ive really enjoyed all the intrepid hero stuff as well#but there's. so much. which is great! except for all the quangle spoilers you see along the way (oops)#(yea thats totally my fault but still. rip)#anyway its quangle time babeyyyyy#time quangle#dimension 20#d20#intrepid heroes#fantasy high#crown of candy#the unsleeping city#a starstruck odyssey#neverafter
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What do you do at 11:30 at night?
Definitely not taking pictures of my TV of Sam Hazeldine taking a shower.
#sam hazeldine#adar#damn#yes#omg#sexy vascular man#dark corners#dark corners film#oops your kink is showing#why is he so perfect#he makes me weak#😳😳😳#i can only imagine how soft his skin must be#i want to touch it#i want to put my fingers through his hair#brothers i am thirsty
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realized earlier today that upon being given a set of keys to lock up at work (there are so many fucking doors the fuck) my lanyard was getting to they beat jesus with that kinda energy
#the downsize decision was to simply separate out the keys to my old apartment#which i still have for going-to-visit reasons#there is also ANOTHER keychain jangling around someplace and those are the house and mailbox keys to my parents'#i got too many of these fucken thangs#also oops its 4am i should probably use the damn sleep
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Imagine being Singed though, knowing Viktor? All you wanna do if find a cure for death (lmao right) and bring your daughter back to life, then one day this little boat enters the cave you keep your mutant salamander in, and a little boy with a cane finds it, offers to help because its dying and you’re like hell yeah an apprentice I’m good with kids.
Then this kid doesn’t get that the salamander ain’t a pet, it’s drugs/tester for drugs, and leaves angrily (bro thought you were chill) and you never see him again though you do hear things about him being a co-creator of literal magic technology and you’re probably like damn that’s cool.
Then about twenty years after you first met he comes back to your lab, looking sick af (literally) and is like I totally get why you were torturing that pink lizard, do you have a solution that will keep me from dying? And you’re like yep sure do, he’s some modified heroin-crack I made from the lizard for you, people are gonna hate you though. And he only is like “Jayce will understand” and you’re like fuck he’s repressed and gay, whatever
Then a few months (idk) later you find out he survived an explosion, got fused with the thing you wanted to see (👀) now the leader of a cult, has a hivemind, can heal people and see memories and thoughts, and he’s trying to reverse the process on your wolfman, once again forgets the lesson you tried teaching him (bro, the mutation must survive!) even though you just showed him that very private memory of your dead daughter. And refuses the wolfman blood.
So you’re like, fuck it, stops the process anyways on the wolfman, his ex boyfriend shoots him in the chest, he cocoons himself in a weird sphere, his boyfriend rejects him again, then he’s like fine whatever use the blood. Then he ascends to godhood, you use leftover parts to bring your daughter back to life, and later find out that while in the hivemind his on-again off-again boyfriend told him they were soulmates, and they blipped out of existence.
It’s like what if the kid you babysat one time came back when they were an adult with like, ten college degrees and a co-ceo of apple, bought your own brand of weed, and then half a year later became Jesus.
#what a life singed leads no wonder he won#he didnt fail upwards he SUCEEDED upwards#dude picked like 3 people to create a relationship/partnership with and they all benefitted him in some way#one died via accidental daughter kill (you warned him about that!) and now you have more free time to bring back your dead daughter#the other ALSO was killed/assist killed by her daughter (oops forgot to warn her about that) so now you dont have to do that job anymore#and the other used nuclear magic to cure his lung disease ascended to godhood then fucked off when his bf told him he loved him#and left you some parts to bring back your daughter like damn a gift from god#singed was playing arcane with cheat codes and fixed the game so everyone else was on hard mode#arcane#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#singed arcane
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