#damn sad he got deleted from the game

[genericb34ns]

My friend rambled about this guy and I have decided to draw him

My take on this guy is: Omg hes so cunty slay princess pussy bitch king boyboss slay

BONUS: Co workers doing co worky things

[doki-doki-imagines]

PLS PLS CAN YOU DO THAT CHAT THING WITH KAISER, NESS, SAE AND NAGI WHERE READER TEXTS THEM SAYING “your face is so pretty I just wanna sit on it” AND THEIR REACTIONS😍😍

author note: Idk how to use fake sms app so I went for an ol' classic gif reaction.

Michael Kaiser:

-What is he looking at? At his reflex on the mirror obviously. -A laughter starts to blossom from his chest, already pushed out like a proud rooster. -He slicks his hair back, blue eyes shining with joy. Michael licks his teeth, perfect as he is. Damn, anybody would like to sit on his face; he is so fucking handsome. -He picks his phone up ready to message you something along the lines of "C'mere. I'll give you the ride of your life." Michael smirks, proud of coming up with such a hot line(it isn't). -But the message you sent got deleted. -His eyes bulge out almost cartoon style. Did he dream about it? Was the message from someone else? Michael checks the other chats, but nobody messaged him. -He doesn't want to message you about that, he isn't desperate! But a voice in the back of Michael's mind screams at him. -"?" He sends back. "Did you need something?" "No, Michael. Thanks for worrying." You reply immediately. -His heart picks a worryingly fast beat. You replied way too fast. A lightbulb turn on in his head, but the idea he comes up with is pretty risky. Michael feels blood running to his ears when he finally presses send. -"If you are free wanna come over? I need help choosing the new bed covers."

Alexis Ness:

-He is mind-numbing happy. After all, it is a pretty nice compliment to read from his crush. -If Alexis had a tail it would be wagging left and right now. A dumb smile is plastered on his face while he keeps looking at his phone. -"What are you looking at, Ness?" It's Michael's voice calling him back to work, mildly annoyed that the other boy's attention wasn't fully on him. "Oh- It's nothing, Kaiser! Let's go back to training." Alexis hides his cell phone under the last layer of his gym bag. Michael doesn't dig further for once. -When Alexis opens his phone back the sun already left his place for the moon. He obviously forgot about your message 'till he reads the new ones. "Have I crossed any boundary, Alexis? I'm sorry if it happened." "Please I don't want our friendship to be ruined by this." His heart sunk to his ass and climbed back into his throat in a matter of seconds. -Alexis calls you, clearly worried. You pick up fast for Alexis' heart health. "I'm so sorry I didn't reply sooner! I had practice and I had to go then-" he keeps blabbering "I'll do anything for your forgiveness." "…Anything Alexis?" "Yes." "I wasn't joking when I sent you that message…my or your place?" "Yours. It will be my pleasure." He says, voice finally calm. -He wasn't joking.

Sae Itoshi:

-"I must have forgotten the part where I asked your opinion." -HE IS RUDE. -Sae knows it is a joke. A stupid one to try to tease him. He may not be the brightest mind, but he understands what you are trying to do. -He goes back to training like nothing happened. Then he showers and all of sudden Sae has the urge to add another line to the previous message he sent. -Meanwhile, you replied with a ton of sad emojis and other dumb blabbering Sae's mind doesn't even register. -"Anyway I prefer to eat it from the back." Sae smiles thinking he has just sent the king of the comebacks, an earth-shattering line. Soon he gets a reply, that makes his smile drop. "I must have forgotten the part where I asked about your opinion." -Maybe you are really made for each other.

Seishiro Nagi:

-What a nice message to receive. Not. -You are hundreds of kilometres of distance what is supposed to happen? Honestly thinking is tiring him out. -Seishiri sends you the thumb-up emoji and throws his phone somewhere on his bed, pc already turned on to play the newest game. -But now a worm dug a hole in his head, making Seishiro thinks about the message and not at his ranking flopping; such a noob behavior. -He thinks about your soft thighs pressing his ears, your warmth enveloping his face… -Seishiro facepalms, fingers messaging his temples before brushing away some of his snow white hair strands away from his forehead. -He doesn't even notice he already dialed your number. -"Talk dirty." "What? Muddy pants? Sweaty shirts?" "Don't play dumb. It's all your fault if I can't concentrate now. And don't let me explain, it's bothersome." You chuckle at the other end. He can feel the mirth in your voice. "Sorry angel. You'll have to work if you want the prize." -He groans in annoyance, head thrown back. -It seems like Seishiro will have to break his "5 days doing nothing useful" streak.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

*claps and rubs hands together* alright you miscreants, behold! epic literature provided by moi

~ You Might Be King Of Half The World, But You’ll Not Own Me As Well by WickedTheRedHorse (a literal masterpiece, i’m being so serious rn. when i say i only ship fanon darklina, this is what i mean)

~ the reports associated with my existence have been significantly misconstrued by davidstennant (multi-media fics aren’t usually my jam, but this, this is good jam. exquisite jam. would gladly slather it over some challa bread and feast) [note: hasn’t been updated since may last year]

~ Liar’s Waltz (based on the poll) by @sunlightsage (first rhysta fic i ever read🤌🏾🤌🏾)

~ House of Mirrors by ae_neon (love a widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances — @ae-neon)

~ Burial Rites in Crepuscular Hours by Existential_Teatime (badass alina rights, badass alina wrongs, when she makes the darkling question his intelligence>>>)

~ #8024 by SimplyAnotherWriter (marinette in arkham. that’s it)

~ The Journey to You by Thisishowitbegins (responsible for my resolute belief that timinette is the superior maribat ship, can’t believe this the author’s debut fic) [note: updates may be long as author grew incredibly busy]

~ Feylin Oneshots by Bookish_Gal (let’s be honest here, it’s by @bookishfeylin, need i say more. if you haven’t read it, what are you doing? alexander and adora live on my heart. also dragon tamlin, like hello???)

~ A Court of Frost and Embers by Midnight_Wishes (i made a whole, 6 minute long tiktok abt this on my first acc (that got banned because that clock app is so damn sensitive) really took my feycien obsession from brainworm to brainrot. the absolute longing and devastating angst because lucien knows feyre needs to break the curse yet falls for her anyway, but feyre doesn’t know so she just thinks lucien’s avoiding her for no reason. crushes my heart in the best way. and their calanmai scene, whew) [edit: @goforth-ladymidnight is the author’s tumblr)

~ heaven can’t help me now by disarmed (completed, perfect, there aren’t enough feycien infidelity fics out there)

~ The Girl and the Wolf by MythNinesevenine (miss janet dreams that she was as good at writing as @longsightmyth, DREAMS, i said)

~ A Court of Family Secrets and A Court of Flames and Shadows by flamesandshadows (feyre not going back to rhys after she finds out, nesta not going on that stupid hike, feycien friendship revival, eris and elain sibling relationship, elucien, azris, feyre ruling hewn city. literally all i could ask for)

~ Riddles in the Dark by flamesandshadows (feyre never gets sa’d utm. that’s it)

~ Sacrifice by flamesandshadows (rhys doesn’t get his powers back in acowar)

~ Reputation by flamesandshadows (nyx learns that his family isn’t as innocent as he grew up believing, especially his father. my favorite part, he goes absolute ape shit and deadass almost kills rhysand when he finds out what happened utm)

~ The Great Ikea Game by IcedAquarius (have you ever played hide and seek in ikea with your brothers and then you meet a girl that helps you with god-like magic because she’s bored? well that happens to damian wayne) [first work in an incomplete series but this work itself is completed]

~ Second Best by stormpill (Second Best Cinematic Universe is an actual collection with 75 works across 15 fandoms, Inspired by Second Best - stormpill is an actual tag. SB was a cultural reset. two sun summoners? genius. fjerdan barbie is the best inside joke i know. this shit was so good y’all, i’m so sad it was deleted)

~ Dragonlight by Anonymous (tgt/asoiaf crossover. alina lands in king’s landing (ha, get it) and ends up in a sacrifice by that mad king dude to bring back dragons, except due to her small science, it works. so now alya’s a dragon mama to six firebreathing cuties. alina and that rhaegar dude (that’s his name right?) marry to protect alina from his father cuz bro is called the mad king for a reason. political intrigue, yum.) [sporadic updates]

Veiled Wings and Shattered Panoramas — A Series by Dragonfly08 (@dragonfly0808 S4 REWRITE IS TOMORROW🥳🥳. best winx rewrite like ever. netflix wishes, WISHES, that they could ever be as good as writing winx as dragonfly is. btw A Withering Pretense is the best rewrite, argue with your mother)

if you don’t read at least one of these, i will cry🙂

[trashpandawithangerissues]

BULLY HEADCANONS

FOR CONTEXT I HAVE LIKE A LITTLE AU WHERE ITS THE NEXT YEAR AT BULLWORTH AFTER THE EVENTS OF THE GAME SO SOMETHINGS ARE DIFFERENT:

Derby, Ted and Johnny are all 18 (we at least know they’d be 17 in the main story)

And Edgar is 19, same age as the Prefects (who are around 18 in the main story)

Also all the Townies that we’re still old enough to attend school got reenrolled thanks to Jimmy boy (he gets Zoe back into school in the game so he could probably get the others)

Derby Harrington

- Not SUPER inbred (like Tad nearly is), but he still does have some issues. His immune system is AWFUL like the flu season is like the purge for him and if - god forbid - he gets sick he looks like he’s about to right his will. Like this is him:

- He’s the one who introduced Bif and the Preps to Boxing and also Botany (in a deleted dialogue when you kill the crapula maximus Chad says: “Derby’s going to KILL you!”) He and Parker are the most invested in Botany and Derby has a couple nice orchids on his balcony. He also trains Bif and also the others and I like to think that before Bif took the boxing spotlight, Derby was the champion, but his parents thought he’d be better suited for modelling

- Doesn’t particularly like modelling all that much, it bores him more than his father’s lectures do

- Sometimes disobeys his parents out of spite, but nothing overly serious, because he doesn’t really feel like getting beaten everyday

- He and Pinky put up the dating/betrothed act for their parents, they really kinda just hang out on their dates as besties/cousins rather than actual partners

- He has a drinking problem, like BAD (in the prep hide outs there’s almost always a bar in game) He’s also the complete opposite when he’s drunk, sometimes he’s sad af, sometimes he’s angry, sometimes he’s telling you your his best friend and he loves you and sometimes he’s white girl levels of crazy. He can do shots like it’s NOTHING or scull a whole bottle of expensive booze (shocks people when they first see this happening, damn near gave Johnny a heart attack)

- His way of saying “hey I don’t hate you and you’re my friend heheheh” is buying. So. Much. Stuff. Like oh you don’t have money for lunch? Here’s 3 cheeseburgers, oh you need money for your car to get towed? Take my money.

- Overdresses, to everything, like it could be fancy dress and he still looks way to fabulous.

- Has a guilty love of old corny movies and horror movies like slasher movies, he and Johnny watch them together either at one of their houses or at the movies/drive in movies

- Fairly decent at academics, especially math from him having to help his father with accounts

Johnny Vincent

- Of course, has a smoking addiction who would have guessed. Also he definitely could use an inhaler he STRUGGLES sometimes

- He’s AGGRESSIVELY Italian/American, like he’s the fucking poster boy for them. Angry Italian, the Italian hand and everything. He talks with his hands quite a bit. Like he’s yelling at you in loud Italian while doing this

- He has a sweet tooth especially for home made desserts, just home made food in general he’ll devour it if you look away for one second

- you think he’d be good at flirting but no, he’s a nervous wreck actually. Like if the person he asked out said yes he’d be the type of guy who’d pump his fist as he walked away.

- His uncle - one of many lol - owns a locksmith business and from this, Johnny can crack open damn near anything. Want to get into the staff room? Consider it done.

- Also, his love of cars, motorbikes and mechanic work is from the family business, he knows EVERYTHING about it, how to Hotwire cars, how to fix the pistons cheaply and effectively. His version of Derby’s “I’ll buy you anything you could ever want” love language, his is “I’ll fix you car for free give me some WD 40 and some cigarettes” He will NOT let you go to the mechanic as long as he’s alive

- Like Derby, adores old corny movies and especially the drive in. His favourite type of date is taking them to the movies to watch a horror movie. Is that because he wants his scared date to cling on to him at the jump scares? Maybe. Does he also just really like bad horror movies? Yes. Derby and him could binge the whole of the slasher type movies in one night easy.

- He wins an old broken down Harley Davidson from the auto shop class for having the best grades in school in that class. He fixed it up and he treats it better than he would his first born child

- Although he’s not that good at school, if he can relate it to mechanics, he’s amazingly good at it. Like math, if it’s something he’s had to use before fixing cars he’s great.

- Despite that, he has had to ask Derby for help in math or, reluctantly, Earnest

- He can speak Italian and also English, sometimes he messes up here and there but overall he’s pretty fluent in both. His Grandma and Grandpa on his mum’s side came from Italy and in his Fathers side his Great Grandparents came from Italy

- His sense of style came from his family lmao so did the smoking tbh

- His mum makes so. Much. Food. Like to the point she’ll cook for his friends. He has to tell her when people come over, last time he brought over the boys and he didn’t tell her she yelled at him in Italian and immediately whipped up a whole pot of pasta for them. His friends love her

Ted Thompson

- Golden Retriever boy

- He was going to get braces again (he had them when he was younger FOR SURE) but didn’t want to get bullied again/be a NERD

- If someone’s flirting with him, he won’t get it until you YELL IT at him. I feel so bad for Damon and Justin

- He uses bro and dudes unironically. He’s such a loser I love him

- Like overly competitive in EVERYTHING even board games and video games. Like this would be him

- Sheldon is his step brother. He hates him. Like these two would that sibling duo where Ted just -throws- him away when he’s pissing him off, which is everyday. He’d be that sibling to put Sheldon up somewhere high or tape him to a pole and leave him there. He wouldn’t admit it but he’ll kill someone if they do the same to Sheldon, that’s his job.

- He’s one of those gym bros who could eat a whole cow and still not get “fat” he’s like a black hole he’ll inhale a whole foot long in 5 seconds. He loves Johnny’s mum because of this, she’ll just feed them so much food. He also loves pestering Derby for food, tbh so do Johnny and Edgar.

- He’d totally just, pick up smaller kids like Kirby with one arm. All the big Jocks do tbh

- He’s one of those loveable idiot guys when he’s drunk.

- He BLASTS white girl music like you can hear it from down the road, he also treats it as if it’s karaoke and it’s that karaoke is a competitive sport rivalling AFL and Rugby on footy final day. Like for song like “Talk Dirty” he sings the trumpet part as well.

- He has a Wii and he’s broken at least like 2 remotes, he has to have the strap, lest someone gets a concussion

- The type of guy that if he found out you’re a lesbian he’d be like “Wow you like girls? I do too! We have so much in common”

- I feel like he’d be aggressively supportive of people, like someone calls his friends a slur and he’d just barge them Tf over and throw them in a bin

Edgar Munsen

- I like to think he does his own tattoos, the one on his arm is his first one he ever got. he wants to get more soon. He did that one right as he turned 16, Gurney probably did it for him.

- I feel like he’s also surprisingly good at drawing because of it, like oh btw you said you liked flowers? Here’s a tattoo design. And it’s just like a really good sketch and he down plays it constantly.

- One time he drew one of Derby’s orchids and he nearly got it tattooed right then and there, then remembered his dad would actually kill him

- He’d also get piercing later on, Johnny suggested the place he got his.

- He and Gurney are the booze smugglers of Bullworth, any alcohol you could name, they’ll steal it/buy and smuggle it in for you

- Like he’d stuff booze under his shirt even he’s probably pulled this before

- He smokes the devils bush if you know what I mean. Plus other stuff (in game a couple townies mention making bongs)

- He for reason always has a knife on him. Like he just pulls out a switchblade at school. The prefects have tried taking it off him, but he always gets it back somehow.

- He keeps forgetting he’s technically the same year as the Prefects and he hates it

- Like Johnny, he’s pretty good at breaking into stuff, even more so actually

- He’s definitely hot wired a car before

- I personally think he’s multi-racial with some Asian, African American and Hispanic in him (I like to think he’s Vietnamese/Jamaican-American/Puerto Rican/Mexican)

- He’s more Hispanic though, he’ll cuss you out in Spanish in a heartbeat and maybe some other languages

- Like he’d stub his toe and you just hear loud cussing in 5 different languages

- Like Johnny, he sometimes messes up some words of any of his many languages, but more so

- He also loves horror movies but unlike Derby and Johnny he likes the more psychological horrors that are FUCKED like those French Extremity movies

[humanmorph]

post about PAL 41. yeah you know which bit. (I deleted this post by accident and had to entirely rewrite it and I am JUST posting it now. might change some stuff later if need be)

First of all "No, you dont get it Dre. I want you to FAIL" bitch me toooooooo

The Future reveal was extremely good. what a strong visual. after everything else that happened, it's still this that lingers with me... God... And at least to me a complete surprise. It's really great as a parallel to the other side of the game with the Axiom as a being unlike (but not entirely) Divines, precisely because they've excised humans/synthetics from their creation and being... and Future is not that and can't be that but it is able to wield itself, no Elect necessary. (In a different post I once said I wasn't sure if that had ever happened before, and I completely forgot about Liberty&Discovery. I did not this time.) There's a lot of different things going on with Divines this season, and some spanning back from PARTIZAN too - I think it's impressive that nontheless it all coheres. I already saw someone put this in a way I really liked, maybe I'll try to find that post again later.

I have thoughts about Figure going back to/from their introduction in PARTIZAN, but it all feels a little pointless. The crux of it is that I would've found the character/their arc more interesting played in a slightly different way, and Dre didn't want to do that, or they would've. Usual disclaimer it's their character etc. and I do see why this is the way it is and how it fits together... I have a whole bit about it in my notes app somewhere I don't feel like dropping in here, but in the end they're just not my favourite PC. Which feels kind of mean(?) to say when they just died, but it does color how I feel about this...? It's not like I'm particulary sad, and I'm also not happy about it. Kind of grimly saying Hrm!, I guess. And I did really love their bonds to other player characters. Back in PZN too, I really liked some of the conversations with Kalar expecially, and in PAL the Cori-Figure relationship was an absolute standout, and I liked them asserting themself more generally post-Perennial too... And then throughout this season they've also always been intrisically connected to NPCs I either really really loved or found super compelling. And then they blew up I am excited about Cori getting to deal with Yet More Grief! Expecially considering their gravity clocks - she's aware that they saw her as someone to take care of, vaguely parental, and the clock is about that being somewhat frustrating to her. But she's also clearly glad that they care about her, and she does love them too, so... Well. I think it'll be awesome : ) Kind of wondering what Clem is up to but also she's not really on my radar currently. 👍 And Gur. Oooooh Gur is So Fucked. Completely even Beyond being fucked. It's grim. Everytime I thought it couldn't get worse for him, he's really been through the wringer, huh?, it does. it does get worse.

Well with all that. I'm still not sure how I feel about this as an end to Figure's arc. It's sudden, it's senseless, it's cruel... And it does hit REALLY well as a moment/scene, because Friends at the Table knows how to do the damn thing (the song really got me. The way it stops suddenly), I just don't know how I'll look back on it going forward. & It's the same for Gur (moreso, even) in that it's not like I can't see how this is extremely compelling & the way it works. The way they are working at it and how it frames both characters' whole arc and past decisions... It's just that I also am unhappy about it. Emotionally. I generally think it's worth it to think about why that might be and after mulling it over it's pretty simple: this is very bleak and I'm not able to enjoy that right now. I'm happy (well.) to leave it at that for now. And it really does depend on future developments too. I felt a similar way (not quite the same) about Valences death - and I do occasionally wonder about a shape of the story with them (and hell, Chrysanth) in it - but there was a lot of things I really loved that came out of their death, be it character developments or world changes, that in the end, I do quite like it. What doesn't really hit for me is. Or rather... I feel strange about "small wheels are breaking". Deeply sad to me in a way I can't quite say how yet. Maybe I've misunderstood "the Wheel breaks" this whole time, which like, that's on me, but I'm not sure where to go with it. Waiting & curious about "knock-on effects" for now. Perennial.... : (

And gurrrrrrrrr. fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he absolutely cannot catch a break ever in his life/death. oooooohhhh my goodddddddd I do commend Keith for trying. I really do. The moment he was like "Where is real Gur?" I had the tiniest bit of hope. Like yeah PLEASE let Keith do some fucking bullshit. Need that rn. Alas. The dice

Like the world if Eclectic hadn't failed that roll...... fuck the dice for realllllll... [COUNTER/WEIGHT SPOILERS. still about PALISADE though] I JUST listened to Mako grab that damn thing in the C/W finale. A WEEK ago I did that. Oh it's just so cool to put next to each other, both Future itself but also the act of taking it (or failing to do so. And also of course Gur, who himself stole Future) and the way it then so completely shaped itself/it's presence/powers after who carried. That's why it's Zeal for Mako and Ambition for Orth (which I was thinking about the other day when I was looking at the fatt.wiki page... it's titled Zeal and that's literally just the case because Mako grabbed it first. If Aria had gotten it like she was supposed to by winning the auction we would probably not know about that other stuff!). There's even a fun way Future's change is reflected in the mechanics: because they were playing Firebrands there literally wasn't a roll to take it. There was no failure, because it would/could not do anything but be wielded. [C/W SPOILERS end.] Though it's interesting to think about that Future isn't a name given by themself either, though they might've genuinely adopted it. It's the Principality's. I've always loved this bit about Motion from PZN 33:

AUSTIN: [...] These things that we call Divines, whether we think of them as our weapons, or our highways, or our saints or gods or mirrors: they aren't ours at all. No matter how well we shop for names to place on their frames, our words are just ill fitting costumes.

But I don't know!!! I wish they'd gotten to talk to it!! It's so interesting to me the way Austin talked about the Ring (since Keith referenced LOTR) being tired of being worn, the Ring wearing itself. Again, extremely cool to me! Also that it's way to... protect itself (? Eclectic took a peril from Divine Blast & Figure. yeap) is still about the thing they detached itself from, which is what do YOU envision. What could YOU do with me.

I did really like the power of the Divine Opposition going through Eclectic causing an earthquake "it's like a rage boiling up in you, maybe". That was sick as fuck. And I really am so curious about Delegates relationship to Divines... I've said this before... I think it's very interesting that Eclectic doesn't fw it, but what do other Delegates think? How do they feel about weaving magic? Do they know to what extend they even have that power? Keith said Eclectic had never weaved magic before, which isn't true, he did, to get into a bathroom after stalking a random stranger (Connadine) (this is still extremely funny.), but in a sense that really is a very mundane way to use divine magic. And to have this literally seismic event happen because of the power coming from a part of himself that he already doesn't connect with, but DID reach out to in a critical moment in opposition to himself, and he didn't have any control over it at all? That's cool to me!!! I don't really have a neat point to make here, I just really want more about Delegates. It somewhat depends on Eclectic making it to next season or not, since I'm guessing the focus will shift away from Palisade as a place. But I just don't want them as a group to vanish from view, whether we have a player character representing them or not (......... Branched............ If you're out there.................. Call me.........).

Last thing but when the computer smell was mentioned I immediately thought of the Afflictions. Was this just because the other scene prominently featuring a smell ("AUSTIN: But it smells like Valence here. ALI: Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about?") had one of those in it? Yes absolutely. It's also a little wishful thinking, because I like them a lot.

[flwrcrxwnlyon]

BILL HAWKS?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BILL HAWKS GOD DAMN FOOL OF A PRIME MINISTER DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING BILL HAWKS

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BILL HAWKS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY HE GOT ELECTED, WHY HE DECIDED TO FUCK AROUND AND ANTICIPATE THE TIME TRAVELLING EXPERIMENTS AND FUCK THEM UP IS HE DEAD? IS HE A BASTARD? MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said bill hawks waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if I had to deal with Bill Hakws saying a word in cutscenes or text dialogue I would not only close the console but delete the save out of spite and have to replay the whole series all over again for the experience of being able to skip all the parts where he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he's the Prime Minister but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just a rich dickhead who just wanted to get richer ill go ham

BETTER have had an invention make him kill someone cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateBillHawks

Chapter in the games not even about him. vaguely mentioned what happened and I lost it

where the fuck is bill hawks if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch hawks and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one last chapter with Clive and his fucking fortress destroying him simply titled "Now You Fucked Up" in british.

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when bill died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who destroyed a lot of people's lives

[rocketturtle4]

The Eclipse Ep 12 - Lets Finish up this thing

@wen-kexing-apologist @plantsarepeopletoo @thegalwhorants @grapejuicegay Once more into the breach

Oh started with the Principal and Chadok, and Lying??

Also I just realised Thua never talked about riling up the protestors so they may have done that on their own, he was a late game mastermind not from the beginning.

Akk & Ayan, Is this the past or the present?

OH THEY WERE FILMING

Akk and Thua are getting investigated, quencies incoming

FECK YOU BITCH

Oh god I have a bad feeling about my upcoming emotions:

this is going to hurt

also the line after this isn't translated I will need to figure out what it is especially since they both shake their heads after

Eclipse: Roll credits

CMON, HE CAN'T SAY IT

and CRYING

SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO HURT

and he couldn't do it ahhhh poor boy, it's not on you

Back to the teachers

OOOOOH Loop Hole

"Suppalo Must Adjust" DAMN RIGHT

Yes RESIGN DO IT BE FREE

what on earth does that hug mean, how close were they?

To the cliff

aww he gave him the diary

Back to the school

apologising to the protestors, good,

Aww Akk and Thua are still friends, good,

Oh Parents

They gonna come out? or is this just about Akk

oh by himself? aw he gonna cry again isn't he

YEP THERE'S THE CRYING

how many significant people do you have in your life? aww they all called, He's still worried about disappointing them RELATABLE AS EVER

noW HES COMING OUT

I feel like every person needs someone to say this to them

ooop there it is and MORE CRYING

And now I have parent envy, also this was beautiful.

OH AYAN WANTS TO BE SEEN

It's so scary everytime isn't it

CMON AKK YOU CAN DO IT! YEEEESSSS!

Seriously where do I get an Ayan???

aww sweet boy you didn't ruin the film

Teasing each other is cute but you should just say what you want

awww cuddles

and THERE WE GO

tasteful fade to black is making me lol because only friends is coming

Competitive till the end I see (this would totally be me lol)

All the friends appeared! (including the teacher??)

CHEEKY CHEEKY

And we're watcing the film as part of the final resolution lol thought so

and he get's to see himself be sad

"You were so sincere" "How could I delete it" Wat is Legit

More coming out for the win!

Ouch

arbitrary guitar playing and singing

More Akk & Aye sweetness its so GOOD

"Without you, I have no idea how I'd get through all that" Me either sweet boy I'm glad Ayan was there for you, I was so afraid you'd leave him in a fit of self-destruction

Aww Khan and Thua sweetness too

Your honour I love them

back to school, YOU GOT THIS

Ayan is still not wearing his blazer lol

AWW they were greeted by the protestors

Damn, Mes is suffering too they really want to hammer home that this wasn't good for anyone

"School is worthwhile when it's students recognise their own worth" I'm going to have to put that up on the wall of my classroom if I ever have one (I'm teacher trained)

this is so important for the reshaping of his identity and sense of self, I'm glad they did this

Namo was made a prefect...good for him I guess

Wat is president...yay? Not sure how I feel about that, did he want it?

Oh the teacher's learnt something lol, Teachers should always learn from their students

MATCHING HOODIES

Oh they let the uncle go

THEY'RE PINNING EACH OTHERS BADGES STAAAP I'M DYING

My love Language is here

MORE VERBAL CONSENT AND KISSING

My sweet boy said he loved Ayan

DONE

Okay thank you all so much, now you get to scream at me, please come scream I think this is AMAZING

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

Earlier I tried to draw a venn diagram of Malevolent the podcast and Stanley the parable, but I just filled up the middle and couldn’t think of anything to put on either side. Except for writing “GAMER” on Stanley’s side, then attempting to come up with a similarly appropriate title for Malevolent and failing, and then questioning if Arthur Malevolent qualifies as a gamer. Then my perception of the laws of what is and is not a gamer began to deteriorate. If a gamer is one who games, what are the limits of what a “game” is? Do you need to have agency in your participation in order to be a gamer? When Katniss was in the Hunger Games, was she a Hunger Gamer or a Hunger Survivor? Were the Careers who actually wanted to be there gamers? Is that the difference between gaming and not gaming? Seeking bloodshed?

Dear lord, is kayne a gamer? Are all omnivores gamers? Are thorned raspberry plants gamers? Is the sun a gamer? Are the bacteria that cause tetanus gamers??? This is madness! I can’t accept this. Everyone can’t be a gamer. The word doesn’t mean anything anymore if we go around calling every violent houseplant we encounter a gamer.

I decided there was only one solution to this irreconcilable situation: deleting the concept of gamers entirely from this realm. My finger was poised right above the gamer delete button when suddenly, some random white guy I don’t know yelled “wait! don’t do it!” I don’t know how he got in my house. His face looked like one humans tend to have. “don’t press that button! gaming is all I have!” he said forlornly. He fell to his knees dramatically. I don’t know who this guy is, so I asked the only relevant question: are you a gamer? “yeah,” he said, like it meant something profound. So I asked him, what is a gamer? “I dunno.” Is this fern a gamer? He looked intensely at the fern for twenty-four minutes, then stated, “yeah. that’s a gamer.” Dumbfounded, I asked if this small potted cactus was a gamer. He said “nah”. At this point I was beyond done with this gamer nonsense. I asked him if one needs free will in order to be a gamer. “nah”. Nah?!?!

I pressed the gamer delete button. The man in front of me disappeared. The sun disappeared. Even I disappeared. Most everything disappeared that day, except for every bucket and a small potted cactus. It was awful.

Then I got better and pressed ctrl + z. The world was once again inhabited by gamers. My houseplants were traumatized. The random gamer was still in my house. He stared at me with sad eyes, and I realized my finger was once again hovering over the gamer delete button, just as it had an eternity ago. I asked him for his name this time. He gave me his gamer tag. It was unremarkably weird and I forgot it immediately. “you gotta trust me, the world needs gamers,” he pleaded earnestly. I said cool, now get out of my house. But he didn’t. (Is that the true mark of a gamer?) So I did the only thing I could do in that moment. I gave him the gamer delete button.

I was hoping he would destroy it or at the very least leave my house immediately. But instead his “twitch” “chat” dared him to press it. Reader, you cannot know the depth of the baffled rage I experienced when I felt all the gamers in the world being deleted for the second time. I stewed in the void for a long while, wondering where it had all gone wrong. And as I did, I remembered my favorite quick and easy recipe for baked chicken that I learned from my father, who learned it from a family friend. Of course, that method was much less versatile than the version I offer you today.

You will need an oven, chicken meat, and a bottled sauce of your choosing. Consider choosing a restaurant sauce you enjoy, if they sell it somewhere, or possibly a salad dressing if it seems like one that could go on a piece of chicken. Either marinate the chicken in the sauce or chuck it in with the chicken before you bake it. Wash your damn hands and anything else that touched the raw chicken, you maniac. Then bake the chicken in your oven at the correct time and temperature for the variety of chicken meat you are dealing with. Consider using a meat thermometer as well. When this is done, you will have delicious cooked chicken. Unless you chose a horrible sauce. Then you will just have vaguely edible cooked chicken.

Reflecting on my love of baked chicken, I realized that my oven was a gamer, as it had also disappeared when that awful gamer guy pressed that awful gamer delete button. I once again re-introduced the gamers into our world’s ecosystem. “what happened?” the gamer guy in question said. He then was encouraged to press the button yet again by the same force that convinced him to do so previously. The last thing I heard before being yeeted once more into the void was “it would be really funny”.

At that moment, I was at my lowest. Did the world deserve to be infested with gamers who would toss out everything they cared for merely to advance “the bit”? Was there any way out of this mess or would the gamer guy trap himself in a loop of self-destruction? (Is that the mark of a true gamer?) I needed a gamer-proof plan.

There in the void, I created the unthinkable: a gamer delete button delete button. As soon as I brought back the gamers via ctrl + z I pressed the new button, causing the gamer delete button to be sent to the shadow realm, which was like getting yeeted into the void except slightly more permanent. The gamer guy was looking at me again. Leave my house, I said again halfheartedly, just in case it worked. “you saved the world, bro. thank you so much for that.” With a sincere smile, this man who I still don’t know crawled away into my ventilation system.

I had lost so much of what I had previously taken for granted. My button, my worldview, my sanity. But I had gained one thing from all this, one pyrrhic pearl of wisdom: the true meaning of gamer. All you have to do to qualify as a gamer was vent sussy amogus imposter like and subscribe. And in that moment, it felt so meaningful. Profound, even. And now I know for a fact that both the Stanley Parable and Malevolent contain gamers. My venn diagram may be fucked but that’s okay. I’ll make a new kind of diagram to contain all the similarities between these two pieces of media. I’ll call it a list diagram. It’ll be exactly like a list, but with more syllables that add no meaning.

List diagram of the similarities between Stanley the Parable and Malevolent the Podcast:

GAMER

Choices

Wrestling with predetermination

Horror

Wife

Voice describes everything

Fanon divorce arc

Leads are petty

Music that haunts me

Yellow

I’m doney with the funny

[vitaliskravtsov]

56 and patater for the spotify wrapped!!

56) wayfairing stranger by the longest johns!!!!!

I know dark clouds will hover on me I know my path is rough and steep But golden fields lie out before me Where weary eyes no more shall weep

There’s something distinctly awful about the first night in a new city, and Providence is no different. San Jose to Vegas had been an adjustment, loud and bright and messy, but Vegas to Providence has, thus far, been unnerving.

Alexei thinks he understands, now, why all those horror movies take place in New England.

Even in a city, it’s too quiet. Admittedly, he’s used to the Strip, and he’s used to the desert and heat lightning and everything else that comes with Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, but Providence feels otherworldly.

He’s on a quiet side street, which is helping nothing, and it’s 3am, which is helping nothing, and he’s fucking lonely. He misses his boyfriend, for starters, and his cat, for next starters, and his apartment, for entrees.

He misses the stupid way the lights never really got dimmer and the way that the city swelled around you to swallow you whole. 

There’s nothing to swallow you in Providence but the dark and the quiet and loneliness.

They’re playing in the West on a roadie in three days, and he thinks he can hold out until then, hold out for the desert and his cat and his apartment and his pretty blonde boy who doesn’t believe he’s pretty and doesn’t listen when people tell him he’s good at hockey because it never means anything until he’s holding a goddamn Stanley Cup.

Right now, though, he’s crying in a hotel room in Providence fucking Rhode Island because his boyfriend just got done playing twenty-five minutes in a game that he should’ve seen only eighteen of, but Kirmer must’ve seen something he didn’t like (or something he did, though that has been getting rarer) and decided to make Kent live with that. 

Alexei’s never felt so alone.

There’s a message on his phone from his new captain, just a short one that says “Welcome to Providence!” and the urge to delete it is so strong that Alexei throws his phone across the room instead of dealing with that.

Just then, it rings.

Alexei gets up, and he picks up the phone.

Inevitably, it’s Jeff, calling because Jeff has this magical sixth sense of when Alexei Needs Things And Kent Is Busy.

“Priveyt,” Alexei says, because he’s sad and English is stupid and Jeff speaks enough Russian.

“I’m going to tell you about growing up in Nebraska until he’s done media,” Jeff says, slow and careful and determined. “And then you’re going to talk to your boyfriend about revenge dick tricks or things that aren’t hockey or whatever you get up to, but you’re going to talk to him.”

“Da,” Alexei says, and he does. 

Jeff paints a pretty picture, but Alexei is barely listening.

He’s barely listening when Kent gets on, either, just kind of hanging on to the cadence and roll of Kent’s voice, paying the briefest sort of attention to the game narration and the most sort of attention to the sound of kentkentkentkent.

He falls asleep like that, Kent’s voice in his ear, and he wakes up and goes to practice.

He can’t close his eyes and pretend it’s Vegas. There’s snow. He needs a non-fashion winter coat for the first time in years. The rink feels different and sounds different, and when he finally gets out, he goes back to the hotel room and cries.

He does a little math and a little Googling, and sends a text before his mandatory afternoon coffee meeting with the captain.

At 10am on a Tuesday, Kent gets a text that simply says “only need 6 more seasons until okay for retire”.

He’s going to light up Vegas on Thursday.

He’s going to burn Providence to the ground, consequences be damned.

[cinnabun-faerie]

Otome Characters I Loved Long Ago...

A/N: I actually had a few days in December where I tried to find characters from older Otome games that I was so in love with when I was in my late teens. It's kinda funny how my love for otome boys seemed to extend well into my 20s. And while some games/love interest paths are no longer available (I'm actually sad by that), some are.

Warning: Major Spoilers?

Mad (Hatter) - Shall We Date : Guilty Alice

Like Satan from Obey Me is now, Mad was my absolute favorite character back then. I think where he was so kooky and sweet, I was just so head over heels. And I just loved how he and the MC interacted together (not to mention that there were these two little boys named Humpty & Dumpty who Mad & MC took care of like a family). This man learned to love as the story progressed (and depending on your choice, it got you the good or bad ending). I absolutely adore him.

To be fair, all of the love interests in the game was amazing.

Leo - Shall We Date : Niflheim

Firstly, I'm so happy that his story route is on Story Jar (Damn, it was like 8 years ago when they released his story). But I can tell you that I love him dearly. I mean, he just kinda literally sweeps you off your feet in his story. King Leo claimed MC as his wife after all (despite her being engaged to King Jean). Not to mention he is so handsome. (I will mention that I feel like Mammon is a mix between him and the King Jean). And he has a Red Wolf named Surt that is his closest companion. Anyways, he deserves all the kisses, I love him.

Cheshire Cat / Noir - Shall We Date : Guilty Alice

Speaking of amazing love interests, I LOVE Noir! You actually didn't get to see what he really looked like until you actually played his route. And I'll admit, Cheshire Cat randomly appearing for chaos only mad me angry. But after playing his story, I just fell so in love with this mysterious yet sweet chaotic fella.

And as much as I'd love to play his story again, after most of the Shall We Date games were deleted forever and/or moved to one main app, his story was completely removed (along with Ash's & Bill's). So I'm kinda pissed about that.

Pale Ghost / Nick - Shall We Date : Niflheim

So he's a sad boy, but I loved him. Honestly since the story has you betrothed to Jean from the very prologue, I was glad that there was an option "not" to romance Jean (while I played his story eventually, I did not like him at first), meeting Nick in story was like fate. It was mysterious how you were the only one who could see him. And just he and the Niflheim MC just clicked instantly. I absolutely loved their romance and even cried when I thought they were doomed. Seriously this character and his story sent me through through emotional turmoil.

Joker - Shall We Date : Guilty Alice

While I was playing Mad's story, my best friend was playing Joker's. So once I got around to it, I definately saw why she would giggle about him. He was this loveable tsundere boy who had a sad backstory. And he was certainly charming and good intentioned. Naturally, I'd fall in love with him as well.

Diavel (Demon) & Ruvel (Reaper) - Shall We Date : Angel or Demon

This was one of the Otome Games that walked so others could run. I remember that I took a liking to these two way more than I did the angel Latis. I don't know, they were just so cool and mysterious. Not to mention, Diavel was very seductive in general (0f course). However I regret that I don't remember too much about them. I just remember that the MC had 7 days to live before their soul would be taken by one of those guys. And the story had a sad ending from what I can remember (like ofc, a human couldn't be with these beings ig).

Unfortunately as this game was one that was permanently deleted, I'll never get to play it again.

Yamato Kougami - My Forged Wedding

I'm 100 sure that this was my first ever otome love. Looking back, I can't believe I was really into the tsundere boys that were kinda really mean. However, as the story progressed, he turned out to be alright. I'm not sure I would chose him today if I could replay it. But I would at least give him a second chance.

Takao Maruyama - My Forged Wedding

So after playing Yamato's story, I played Takao's story. And honestly I just adored him from the get go, but slowly my heart would break as he would distance himself from MC at times. I'm sure if I played it now, I wouldn't be so bothered but since I was like 17 or 18 when I played this, my tiny heart just shattered as I was so emotionally invested. I do remember the story resolving into something nice though. And now looking back, I think the story was written pretty well for what it was.

[typewriter83]

Knock knock, Merida cub is heeeere

Okay first I have to say that I'm still a big confused about joel and ellie's jobs but happily it doesn't prevents me from understanding the story and won't ever be❤️I just had to say this first in case I say something incorrect later. Anways.

Okay, It's been only 1 night and Joel is already head over heels with our fav girl, all looking himself in the mirror and being like "😉😌🙂‍↔️", and calling her baby (that made me go all soft, bye). And the scene that came after... Jeez, u weren't lying when you said this story got all the spicy. Can't wait for more cof cof

Okay, I wasn't really expecting tess as a principal, but I did guessed right when I thought joel was going to be a teacher when you spoilled that here months ago. Before I knew ellie's age, by that time, I really thought she was going to be a student and I was like "damn mama has no fear breaking taboos and shocking everyone". Now explaing to me here, since I'm dumb regarding these things: joel is a teacher, ellie... She's going to be a teacher too? Joel is going to work with her or is he gonna teach her his job? I hope my clueless ass don't make you feel insecure about your ability to explain all this in your story, I can assure you that the problem is me lol

So, sarah. Sweet sarah was a really responsible kid and like every moment before tragic things happen to her in stories, we love to say hi to her before saying goodbye. The moment where she left the car and joel said that was the last time he saw her... That made me think. How did she die? (That's a rhetoric question, you don't need to answer). I bet that maybe she was... Mudered? I don't know, maybe some killer was in the store when she got there and decided she could be the next victim. I don't know, I've been trying to think about possibilities. I think she was killed. Or maybe an accident but I doubt a bit.

So, there was a moment in the fic that made me go "wait a minute man". It was a flashback that tess offered joel to teach to some kids and she said that those kids live with just one parent or no parents at all, and that made me be like... Was ellie there? I mean, this girl is orphan in every universe the same way sarah is dead in 95% of them, so my brain immediately put 2 and 2 together. This flashback was ten years before the present days, so considering ellie would be 14-15 at that time, It wouldn't be so impossible.

So, joel got really mad with the whole ellie situation, and I really wanna saw how this is gonna play out. I think that maybe ellie will be so confused when she sees joel treat her differently (maybe even in a rude way..? He seemed mad, i mean) but I bet it wouldn't tale too long for her to respond to him in the same tone as well as the snarky little thing she is. Imagine if they start bickering each other like on the first game😂

Only thing that got me real sad on this chapter (sarah got me sad too but I was kind of expecting) was when joel deleted her contact from his phone :((( she gave it to him so sweetly and he did that. Anyways, that got me even more intrigued to read this story. Can't wait!! And congrats on the new journey!!

Hello sweet Merida, it’s been a minute since I received this and I appreciate not only your patience for a reply but your always complex and in-depth analysis. Let’s jump right in

Joellie and “am i the one” discussion below cut

First off, it’s not all supposed to make sense, I’m not gonna give away the farm in chapter 2, but I’ll summarize in case it was a little convoluted. Joel had Sarah right out of high school, had to give up his dreams of college and went to work on a construction crew. He pushed Tommy through high school and into college, hoping he would get a business degree so they could start their own company - which they did. Joel took college classes at night when Sarah was little and eventually received his degree and teaching certificate - hoping that if their business fell through he would have some place to go. Joel eventually started teaching Industrial Arts at the high school while continuing to building the contesting company with Tommy. After Sarah died (and no, I haven’t revealed how yet - give it time, Joel is traumatized), Joel left teaching and drove his body into the ground working with Tommy. Now, it’s 15 years later, Tess is the principal and convinced him to come back to work for her and - lo and behold - there’s a new science teacher and Joel thinks is out to sabotage his career - he’s not that conceited, he just thinks he hurts everyone who gets close to him - and he just so happens to be crazy about this girl, so he’s gonna push her away.

And that’s where we are at the end of chapter 2. In chapter 3 we’re gonna get to meet former NASA astronaut Ellie Williams, how she became NASA’s youngest astronaut in space, and why she’s switched career tracks at only 25. Joel and Ellie are in no way connected until the night they met at the bar, so imagine Ellie’s surprise when they eventually come face to face again. And yes, excepting lots of bickering, flirting and general chaos - and then the plot twist - at least I hope it’s a plot twist.

These two are stupid crazy for each other - and having him delete the contact info broke my heart, too. But he’s emotionally constipated and kind of an ass. Don’t worry, there’s a few people in his corner that will be rooting for Ellie.

Thanks, as always, for following along

🫶🏻

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Started playing Fe6 after finishing 7 after only playing Fates and FeH before

Ch1

I‘m sorry why is Roy still a baby. I thought FeH was just weird about its art for him like it with Rebecca but no that is a child. A baby boy

OLD MAN

OLD MAN WITH A BEARD

"Even Eliwood can’t beat an illness“ ah crap they’re both gonna die. Dammit old man you were supposed to survive for Hector ;-;

Is that the fucking Merchant guy of all people

Is that a baby Wil. Wil Jr. They even have the same hair style

OLD MAN WITH GREY HAIR

and the continues to be a power house, heck yea! …Oh crap what if this game doesn’t have a Hector-like too. I‘m gonna be screwed

There is something profoundly sad about the fact that even though this game came first, you can just tell Roy is less experienced than his dad was by how they wield their blades. Man ;-;

"I’m still alive, see?“ OLD MAN I SWEAR-

Ch2

Huh. The weird sign behind the chapter name looks different this time round. Wonder if that’s got significance

Merlinus: "Roy we can’t meddle with Bern stuff“ (your dad‘s weird ass tactician kept using me as canon fodder last time we fought them, I can’t do this again ;-;)

Ok ik FE‘s characters are more like roles in a theater than anything, esp. with these 2 being pre/sequel, but was EVERY character in 7 someone’s parent all along :O

Oh Hi Guinivere. How was the childhood with your bro. Mhm. Great. Yea. Really. COOL.

Or Narshen is ABSOLUTELY related to that crazy Wyvern Rider lady. If the look didn’t say it then the hair color speaks for itself.

Ch3

ALREADY!?

DONT DO THIS TO ME GAME

I JUST GOT TO SEE DADTOR YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME SO EARLY

Damn he fought 2 of them huh. That‘s my max level promoted mvp for ya…

If Idunn looks like Fergal or his Morphs I will delete my save file

Baby Mathew…? And Baby Nino that kid is absolutely a Nino Jr. Welcome to the team! They look even younger than Roy why is half this army made up of literal children

NO NO SHUT UP HECTOR CMON MAN ;-;

Rip King o7 Ngl they are actually so evil. I‘m looking at this and it’s very clear he was just supposed to be fridged angst fuel for Lilina, and then they drop fe7 and give this man a personality and friends and bonds and his A Support with Eliwood is them promising to survive, that they won’t die, not here, not at the hands of Bern, all while knowing that he was always going to

Honestly A+ to Fe7 for taking what 6 gave them and working so well with it

Ch4

Oh hey I know this map!

Aaaand half the party is useless here again too rip

Edgelord guy: keeps killing everyone.

Me: make it so he’s forced to target Marcus and I can finally recruit him. It works

Marcus: fucking obliterates him

Like damn old man chill out a bit

[withloveajaxx]

for the ask game!! cinnamon, mauve, blush, fuchsia, lavender, umber, razzmatazz, safron YES <3

IVE MISSED U TOO ☹️💗 & TELL YOU EVERYTHING?? OMG OKOK (it’s mainly me being sad tho bc life is unfair)

I’ve been doing alright, the two times I moved blogs tho,, it had to do w personal problems & some people had the audacity to send in asks that they rlly shouldn’t have bc it made me so damn uncomfortable and it was not helping w my current state so I left :,) THE SECOND TIME I LEFT WAS ALSO BC OF MY PROBLEMS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE and everything was going downhill and I needed a break + people were still making me uncomfortable w their asks (turned them off before I left again) I had accidentally deleted my only moots blog which I had to replace but using the same url (@yonayie pls my layla theme was so cool I miss it) I then deleted my other blog and moved here!! away from the trolls!! and weirdos who can’t comprehend the fact that I’m a minor!!

I spent my Christmas and new years on the verge of tears, it was not fun 😭 my house started flooding on Christmas and it scared the shit out of me!!! & on new years?? i cried bc 2022 was an ass and sm happened it was terrible & we didn’t set off fireworks like we used to so that sucked :,)

school has been a PAIN. I’m a complete loner so that makes everything harder 😭 & my math teacher? literally how did he get hired he cannot teach to save his life he’s so unfair too it’s CRAZY HNGJSJWIJE the only way I get a passing grade is if I self-study and do rlly well on the end of course test in april (which is getting dangerously close im not ready) I dislike my drama teacher 👨‍🏫 I’m okay with my environmental sci teacher + history teacher theyre chill 🤞the workload is manageable so I think I’ll be able to get all of my credits most def!!

oh oh my birthday is on the 27th!! yes this friday pls im not sure if I’ll be able to do anything for it but if not it’s okay <3 (it’d be the 3rd year not celebrating it which is why I’m so chill abt it that’s so sad 😭)

wow omg that’s sm word vomit pls!! why has my life been so depressing I cannot!! i just hope this year doesn’t treat me as badly!! PRAYS 🙏

okay now ur turn TELL ME EVERYTHINGGG <33 (everything that u can ofc 💓)

STOP WAIT,,, I INSPIRE YOU??? HELP WHY DOES THAT MAKE MY DAY WTF YONA PLEASE ILYSM 💗💗

also omg that's a lot that happened in your absence,,, FIRST OF ALL, i will willingly beat up life and people for you i swear,,, those weirdos better watch out for these hands >:((. secondly, i'm sorry that school, christmas, and new year were a pain in the butt :((. i hope everything gets better for you!! and ofc if you need anyone to talk to, i'll do my best to reply mwah 🫶

AND OMG okay what's been happening in my life,,, i'll put this under a cut so ppl don't need to scroll for too long HAHDJXJSJD

OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL... COLLEGE APPLICATIONS. good god those humbled me HAHDJKDKSD LYK I AM ACTUALLY STUPID 💀 the one i recently took was so fucking hard it was not even funny,,, like they put shit i've never learned, heard of, or saw and it was HORRIBLE. i was literally guessing everything math related please pray for my future </33 HAHDJDJKD.

ALSO!! I GOT INTO KPOP MORE AGAIN HEHEHEHE. i recently went to a concert of one of my favorite groups and holy shit. i cried. like so many times. HAHDJCKDF IT WAS CRAZY GETTING TO SEE THEM IRL AND I JUST AAAAAAAAJSKCIISJD 😭😭 i'm also seeing another group next week,,, MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE ONE. and i shit you not i am not mentally or emotionally prepared to see those men up close and on stage HSJFKDKDD

also yea school was a bitch 💀 tons of freeloaders and horrible teachers but yk what,,, i got my report today and i passed so it's okay HAHSJFKKDD. also i'm graduating soon and that's kinda scary n idk how to cope but yes 😭 i'm just hoping for the best and giving it my all HSHDJKKFF

BUT THAT'S BEEN ABOUT IT FOR ME,,, HOPING 2023 IS GOOD TO US <33

also nah i'm making sure your birthday will be somewhat special <33 gonna hold a tumblr party n give u a lil something I SWEAR 💗

[teecupangel]

From @fancy-strawberry-beard

Melanie hyping herself up at the end was so cute lol. It would be so funny if they did end up going with Desmond as a parrot and he becomes everyone's favourite character, there's a Desmond the Parrot plush that's super popular and he becomes the unofficial Abstergo mascot and... hey! Did Hbomberguy just upload a 4 hours long Youtube video titled "Desmond the Parrot haunts my nightmares, and here's why?"

From @thedragonqueen1998

Lol, Desmond the parrot. XD Wonder how the assassins would react to seeing that ingame... after being thouroghly bashed for getting the game. XD

Abstergo had no compassion.

If they did, they wouldn’t dare to commercialize Desmond the Parrot all in the name of ‘profit’.

The Brotherhood managed to get a copy of Edward Kenway’s undoctored memories. Seeing the harpy that took Desmond Miles’ face and voice had broken the three people who knew him the most in the Brotherhood.

Rebecca Crane hated the harpy, believing the Isus were cruel in making a monster into the likeness of their dead friend. Shaun Hastings had gone deep into that rabbit hole and believed the harpy is truly Desmond Miles, having returned to the past in a different form.

William Miles refused to acknowledge its existence.

So it left him, online name altairhasbestass (the more ridiculous he acts, the less likely Abstergo would realize that he’s an Assassin and not just one of those faceless fans who simp over the supposed ‘villains’ of the ‘History is Our Playground’ franchise), as the main (and only) ‘scout’ in the official Abstergo social media site.

It was because he was the only one suffering through looking at every and all posts (he really wishes he could swap with the dude who was in charge with r/abstergo and r/historyisourplayground subreddit, there was a lot of complaints there and more shitposts that would have healed his soul) that he didn’t find it before it got deleted.

He only found out about it because someone posted ‘why’s that video ‘forbidden’?’ and read the post about how a few of them had been trying to post a link of a video that Hbomberguy had made a day ago about Desmond the Parrot but it keeps getting deleted.

It was strange.

So he checked in with the other sad saps who got roped into checking all these social media sites for any possible breach of the whole ‘do not compromise the Brotherhood’ thing they had going.

And that’s only when he learned that everyone is panicking.

Even Abstergo.

Someone sent him a clip taken from that 4 hours video and…

Hbomberguy was talking about Desmond the Parrot’s voice.

He played a clip of one of the scenes in that damn pirate game and it was the scene where Desmond the Parrot spoke a lot, actually saying an entire sentence.

He remembered that scene and many stated it was their favorite scene that cemented Edward’s friendship with Desmond the Parrot.

The undoctored scene was more painful. Desmond (the harpy) said a lot more things and he wasn’t just comforting Edward like the parrot did, he was trying to remind Edward that he had to keep moving forward, not just for himself but for the people he lost. Desmond promised him that he would stay with him for as long as he wanted him to.

It truly added more to their camaraderie, more than the doctored version did.

Then….

Hbomberguy played a clip from Altaïr’s game.

Everyone knew about that one.

In Altaïr’s game, there would always be this ‘partner’ of his that is always out of frame, talking to him and supporting him. There was a whole shipping war between those who ship Altaïr with him and those who ship Altaïr with Malik. He really didn’t want to be reminded by that.

It was one of the scenes during the latter half of the ‘game’, when Altaïr was starting to question everything.

Hbomberguy paused the clip after the voice says ‘I’ll always be here for you, Altaïr’ then he shows another clip, this time for Ezio’s game.

He felt his blood freeze.

Shit shit shit shit.

By the time Hbomberguy showed a clip from ‘Connor’’s game, he was already dreading Hbomberguy’s point.

His fear came to a crescendo when he spliced the audio and played them all at once with a graph showing the voice frequency or line or whatever that was called.

It was a match.

It was too close to be a coincidence.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Hbomberguy had just shown the internet Shaun Hastings’ greatest evidence that Desmond Miles is time traveling as a harpy of all things (or is an immortal harpy).

He just showed the internet that they all share the same voice.

Fuuucccccckkkkk.

Idea for the Harpy!Desmond thing: imagine how insanely confused Desmond would have been when he woke up the first time. Like, getting used to losing your digits and now having wings must be hard. He wakes up, tries to rub his eyes, thwacks himself in the face with feathers.

The Harpy Desmond idea this ask talks about. Since I already wrote a Harpy idea with Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton, let’s go for another ancestor for this one.

.

Whack.

Edward grunted and pushed the wing that had smacked his face, his head spinning from the unholy amount of these delicious devil’s drink that Desmond calls ‘cocktails’ he had consumed the night before.

To be more exact, since night had fallen until the sun had started to rise.

They had a good haul yesterday, pillaged from the Spanish galleons that tried to sink them while they were just going their merry way.

No love was lost back then.

They held a lot of supplies, including different kinds of alcohol and fruits that made Desmond make a squawking sound he swears he never made.

From there, Desmond ordered the crew’s kitchen staff to present these concoctions he calls cocktails and…

Edward’s memories start to grow foggy after the third drink that tasted like summer’s dream.

“Oh shit!”

Edward grunted as he was hit once more by a wing, making him grown, “Desmond…”

“Sorry, sorry.” The wing patted his chest lightly, “Fuck. I forgot I had wings.”

Edward let out a small huff, used to the strange words Desmond would sometimes say.

“Oh, right. I can’t give you the bird with these.”

“… I don’t have opposable thumbs, fuck.”

Desmond would sometimes forget how to move his body, especially when he had just woken up. Most of the time, his reactions and movements seemed more like he was supposed to have human hands than wings.

Edward didn’t try to pry, simply happy to have such a mythical being in his ship.

The crew truly believes he brings auspicious tidings.

And, according to one of the old sailors, ‘would keep the sirens away’.

Edward liked to have him on the ship because their enemies would always be surprised when he would swoop down and join the chaos.

He heard the door creak open and listened as Desmond’s talons scratched the wooden floor as he walked out of the captain’s cabin.

His headache was killing him so he tried to return to the blissful peace of dreams.

But he swore he heard Desmond outside, “Adé… can you groom my wings? Edward’s too drunk to pretend to be an actual adult.”

[barrysmanbun]

Cherry on Top

A/n: So this was a request by an Anon but I copied the request, closed out of tumblr, went back to tumblr and tumblr had deleted the ask so :/

Description: Barry snaps at you and then makes up for it.

Word count: 2k

Content warning: Barry x Reader, pet names (baby, doll), yelling and arguing, reader cries a little bit but gets over it, fluff

~~

Barry came home mad. That much was apparent, when he stormed in slamming the door behind him hard enough the pictures on the walls rattled. He walked right past the kitchen, down the hall and into the bathroom without a second glance. You know when he comes home angry he goes into the bathroom to collect himself for a few moments before coming back out to vent to you about his day, so you shut off the tv and wait a couple moments till the bathroom door opens.

He’s stripped out of his mechanic’s jumper, leaving him in a white tank top and boxers.

He walks out into the kitchen, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

“Hey baby, long day?”

He grumbles something under his breath, opening one of the drawers and pulling out the bottle opener.

You stand up, moving around the coffee table as you say, “I didn’t hear-”

“Damnit!” He curses suddenly, slamming the hand holding the bottle opener down ont he counter as he whirls to look at you, “Can’t I get five fucking minutes to fucking breath? I just got home from working a shift at the shop, where there’s no fucking air conditioner, in 90 degree wheather! I’d like to come home and just get a fucking beer without being badgered. Is that too much to fucking ask?” He shouts at you.

You’re taken aback by the sudden outburst, and against your will tears start to well in your eyes. Usually when Barry gets home he immediately wants all of your attention, sitting on the couch and pulling you into his lap as he vents to you about his day, pressing his face into your hair and running his hands up and down your sides. Affectionate, needy, lovey. You knew he had been stressed lately. His only employee at the pawn shop had quit, so he was juggling dealing and his pawn shop all by himself. He had even dropped his ‘mechanic for hire’ side job, the only job he had that he actually liked, because he just didn’t have the time for it. But as stressed as he’s been in the past month he hasn’t once taken it out on you.

“Babe, I didn’t mean-” You try to reason, wiping your eyes.

“I don’t fucking care what you meant! You have no fucking clue how stressed I am, I am being stretched so fucking thin with dealing, and the pawnshop, and taking care of you and this house, and all you do is sit at home all day and do nothing! What, some dishes here, making dinner once a week, that’s it! Leaving me to do the fucking rest of it!” He spits, then storms away, hands thrown in the air. He enters your bedroom, slamming the door behind him so hard the cupboards rattle.

It had been Barry who had told you to quit your job. Before everything went down with the pawnshop, things were good. You had a steady cash flow, and they didn’t really need your income, so he had told you to quit your job and focus solely on your studies. Barry also knew you hate cleaning, and the only cleaning either of you did was on Sundays, when the two of you clean together and make a game out of it. As for dinner, it’s so damn hot in the summer that using the stove would cook the both of you alive.

Besides, you aren’t some fucking maid, it’s not your job to do the cooking and the cleaning!

The more you think about Barry’s speech the more angry you get, and the less sad you get, and quickly your tears begin to dry up. Fuck him! Furiou.

~

It took Barry just over an hour to reappear. The sun had set, and your stomach was starting to grumble, but you hadn’t moved from your seat on the couch. You were adamant you weren’t going to make dinner. Not with the shit he had said! You weren’t gonna give him the satisfaction.

When he does reappear, he’s slinking out of the bedroom, beer in hand, and long hair hanging down to cover his face as he shuffles into the kitchen. He sets the empty beer bottle in the sink, and leans against the counter to face you. He waits a moment, obviously expecting you to react to his presence in some way. No, if he wants your attention he can work for it.

He runs a hand through his hair, pushing it away from his face, then says in a soft voice, “I’m sorry, baby.”

“I'm not your fucking maid.” You hiss, not taking your eyes off the screen.

“I know.”

“I’m not going to do your cooking and your cleaning, and act like some fuckin’-” Your words come to a halt for a second as you look for the terminology you want, “1950s housewife!”

“I know, baby.”

You finally break, grabbing the remote and slamming your finger on the pause button before whipping your head to glare at him. “And you’re the one in the first fuckin’ place who told me to quit my job, so I can focus on my classes! You told me not to worry about working and money, that you would take care of it! You told me that, and now you’re getting angry at me?! For doing what you fuckin’ wanted??”

He’s silent for a moment, letting the words hang in the air.

“I’m sorry, doll, I-” He cuts himself off, rubbing the back of his neck, “I’m really sorry. I shouldn’t have said that shit to you, it was just a really hot day at the shop and only three people came in today so there was no reason to suffer there for 8 hours. But that isn’t an excuse, there’s no reason for me to be treating you like that.”

You can hear the authenticity in his voice, and you can see the shame written all over his face, and in the way his head’s still hanging and his shoulders are slumped.

The anger in your chest starts to fizzle out, your mood softening. You could never stay mad at Barry for long. You stand from the couch, walking towards him wordlessly.

He immediately accepts your hug as you wrap your arms around him, burying his head in your hair. “I’m sorry.” he murmurs into your neck, then burrows deeper till his nose and lips press against your warm skin.

“I know, and I accept your apology.” You whisper back, bringing one of your hands up to cradle the back of his neck. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” He says quickly, arms tightening around your middle.

“But you can’t treat me like that again. If you’re having a bad day you need to communicate that with me. If you need a couple moments when you get home, then just let me know. Okay?”

“Okay.”

The two of you stand in silence for a moment, just holding each other, before you half-joke, “You better have some sort of plan to make this up to me.”

He chuckles, pulling back enough to look at you. He thinks about it a moment, eyes bouncing around your features before landing on your own. “How about I take you out to dinner? The Wreck?”

You smile widely, nodding. “Yes! Let me get dressed!”

~

The date was perfect. By the time the two of you had reached the restaurant, there was no longer any festering anger or hurt, and the restaurant itself was great. The temperature was just right, it was crowded enough you didn’t feel awkward, and it wasn’t so crowded the service was slow. You both got your favorites off the menu, and when it was over Barry paid.

As he guides you out of the restaurant and towards the bike, he pauses. He looks to his right down the street and you follow his eyes, trying to notice what he’s noticing. He steps up behind you, pointing to a sign that reads, ‘Cherry On Top.’

“Want to try out the new ice cream place?” He asks, and you nod excitedly.

The two of you choose to walk, since it’s only a couple buildings down, and stand off to the side as you read the menu.

“They have so many flavors!” You whisper to him, surprised at the variety. You then point down in the corner, “Look, they even have vegan and vegetarian options. And gluten free cones!”

“Okay, this has to be owned by a kook- '' He mutters, cutting off when you elbow him in the ribs playfully.

You both decide what you want, and step up to the counter to give the lady your order. You barely have to wait, and then you’re being handed back your cones. The two of you walk around the other side to the sitting area, choosing the table with two chairs in the back corner.

You sit, enjoying your ice cream and chatting while you eat, until suddenly Barry holds out his hand and his ice cream.

“A bite for a bite?” He asks.

“... you bite your ice cream?” You ask, knowing he doesn’t but wanting to fuck with him anyways. “What are you, a psychopath?”

“No, I don’t bite my icecream-”

“I dunno, do I know that, you said ‘a bite for a bite’...” You trail off and he rolls his eyes at your antics.

“You know what I meant-”

“Do I? Or have I been dating an ice cream biter this whole time-”

“You saw me, just now, eating my ice cream-”

“I wasn’t looking at you.” You state, admitly. You had been looking at him the entire time. Of course you had been, how could you look at anything else. You fumble for something else to be looking at, then spot the scene behind him. “I was looking at the string of lights behind you.”

“Oh really?” He snarks, looking over his shoulder at the lights, and without even thinking you scoop up some of your ice cream onto your finger and smear it across his cheek.

He gasps, and jumps back a little, looking at you with wide eyes. He reaches up, touching his cheek and then looking at his hand. “You didn’t!” His hand darts out, smearing the same ice cream onto your cheek faster than you can move away.

Your eyes nearly pop out of your head, “You didn’t!” You mimic, watching as a mischievous smile splits his features, “Oh you’re on!” You leap forward, smearing your ice cream on his face, and he jumps up, quickly scooping some ice cream onto his hand and touching it to your nose. The two of you trade swipes of ice cream until you realize you’ve run out of ice cream you can reach.

“I’m out!” you shriek as he goes in to swipe at your cheek. “I’m out of ice cream! Mercy!”

You try to turn your face away, cackling as he wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you back against his chest. He uses the other hand to smear the ice cream across your face. You squeal, squirming in his hold, and he only holds you to you tighter. The ice cream runs down your face, making you feel sticky and gross as it begins to dry and get tacky.

“Ew, the ice cream is drying.” You complain in between giggles.

“Oh here, let me get that for you,” He says, and you’re so sure he’s just going to wipe more ice cream on you, but then something hot and wet is running up your cheek.

“Are you licking me?!” You screech, squirming again. He laughs so hard he can’t lick you again, his chest shaking against your back, and you can’t help but laugh too.

“Um, excuse me-”

The both of you jump apart immediately, to see the employee who took your order standing there. “Um, if you’re going to be um… can you guys leave? You’re disturbing the peace.”

The two of you take one look at each other, and then you’re both dying of laughter. Barry grabs your hand, pulling you away and you two walk as fast as you can out of there and up the street. You don’t stop until you’ve reached the bike, then Barry is laughing so hard he has to sit down on the bike. You lean on his shoulder, laughing as well.

“The first thing I’m going to do when I get home,” You say in between laughs, “Is take a shower.”

[meanya]

If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, here's a summary of every hour:

~11 hours out: The channel name could've been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)

They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)

The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.

~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark "hook car batteries up to my nipples and I'll say yes every time" Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car

Frank!!! Frank!!!!!!!

Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt

Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship

The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there

~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying

He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!

Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant

~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!

A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and that's terrifying.

Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.

Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered

If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and are asked where it's from we are supposed to respond with "You wouldn't get it 🙄"

~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun

They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chanted “BLM” and “ACAB” for a few minutes.

Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (”They make em (the people) pretty in Portugal”)

Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didn’t make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldn’t make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charles’ show

Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCH 😭

Amy: No nothing on their (Youtube’s) Twitter, they’re not talking about it (Unus Annus)

Mark: Guess it’s not important enough...

Amy: They’re too busy tweeting about “World Kindness Day”

Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY

~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.

They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole

They watch Pink Trombone again.

Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.

~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.

DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.

Chat is flooded with “❤🧡💛💚💙💜” messages for a while

Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still don’t know why they made those sounds.

Mark and Ethan beg for 1mil like in order to see what’s actually in the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.

~4 hours out: We find out that in the Children’s Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.

Vincent’s highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a “surprise” to be revealed soon.

A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says he’s going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.

~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, he’s probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (There’s not much room left in his backyard)

Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artist’s ear off about how wholesome and educational and not cursed the channel was.

Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, drilldo, etc.

Amy: (while Eef’s getting tattooed) “Mark, he’s choosing to spend his last day in pain. And you’re not!”

Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?

Danielle: Probably 3 hours.

Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! That’s more time than we have to live!!

Alex, Mark’s trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.

Ethan’s tattoo is done, it is a “ 00:00:00 “ on his left arm.

Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guest appearance. He self descirbes as “tired and sad and a little tipsy.” He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says he’s going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.

Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but he’s glad he changed his mind.

~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Mark’s still wearing high socks during this video is because of all the burs so he doesn’t scrape up his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.

Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.

They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #Mark’sNewHat (it’s an extra large)

Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus

Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy

~1 hour out: Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.

Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.

They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. There’s nothing in the coffin, but the inside is very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. It’s comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.

Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They all get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.

They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.

Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she forgives him anyway.

They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.

Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer. “Unus Annus."

Mark: "See you on the other side."

Ethan: "See you on the other side."

they click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.