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bugwolfsstuff · 6 months ago

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I love how the lore olympus post i made got completly derailed to talk shit about whatever the norse myth (if it can even be called that) nonsense that i have already forgotten the name of.

I am definitely steering away from that webtoon thank you lmao

#wolffox speaks #I'm loving this #I'm sorry to my fellow Greek pagans for having to deal with Lore Olympus #Especially to the Apollo (and probably Demeter too) worshippers. Yall are in the trenches because of Lore Olympus. gods dam #I'm sorry to the Norse pagans for the other webcomic that I don't care about. You are my cousins and while I don't worship them. I adore yo #Especially the Loki worshippers. Yall are already going through it cause stupid people think Loki is evil. Yall don't need this too #But I am also glad no one has touched Irish folklore so ha.#We're still standing cause the only people who fuck with our myth is the church and our school system cus that is usually run by tha church #anti lo #anti lore olympus #anti-Loki lord of chaos #damn just looked it up #ew to all of it

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chimchiri · 3 months ago

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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes #She holds the third gun in her mouth #looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao #how are you even going to shoot girl #also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow #hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3 #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao #not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious #but it's a look - a look I LOVE #tlt #the locked tomb #my art #requests

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juney-blues · 1 month ago

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there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)

#juney.txt #I'm gonna drink lighter fluid #are the people calling every single gnc cis person they see an egg in the room with us right now?#this is not a real thing that happens but if it was it wouldn't be a thing worth taking seriously #you people just found a sociably acceptable way to act like trans women are oppressing cis people #so you can Heroically Tell Them Off or whatever #over fucking *nothing*#I hope every single cis man wakes up tomorrow in a basement with an estrogen needle stuck in their vein #especially if they're gnc #oh god I just realised why they constantly bring that up in this stupid hypothetical #it's to give the hypothetical cis person an aura of queerness.#so that disrespecting their gendernonconformity #by suggesting they might actually not be a guy who is fem (queering it) but rather a gal who is fem #becomes some kind of queerphobic erasure #it's trying to reframe things to make it look like trans people even talking about the idea of eggs is Punching Down against other queer ppl #God fucking damn it

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thecmaly · 4 months ago

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really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it #umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA #almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment #damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt #(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks #umesaku #umsk #wind breaker #wbk #wind breaker comics #comics #thecmart #hajime umemiya #haruka sakura #ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real

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saguaroooo · 4 months ago

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Spock breaking that vase barehanded turned them on and I won't change my mind

#the look on jim's face???#and bones just staring at it like “damn”#then kirk gets up and goes etremely close to spock and stare at his face for like 10 seconds #and bones calls him to get him back to reality #jim looks almost pained for not having sex with spock right now #while bones is like “I know but maybe later”#i hate them so much #star trek #spock #star trek tos #james kirk #s'chn t'gai spock #leonard bones mccoy #mcspirk #spones #spirk

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puppppppppy · 6 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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detectivehole · 1 year ago

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when the beat drops or whatever tf you call it in classical music in Danse Macabre Op.04 Camille Saint-Saëns (1875)

#its literally been my no.1 spotify song of All Time for three fucking years #not of individual years just of All Time in that little spotify ranking page you can look at #mine #you know my head is fucked when i looked up when it was composed and saw the date and though 'damn it's so young' girl no tf it is not #it's over 100 years old. which i. guess is young for such an iconic classical piece but come on

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keferon · 7 months ago

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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

#maccadam #transformers #fic fanart #momu fanart #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #considering the speed and the amount of fanart #….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao #also #I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha #mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj #IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ #The scene in medbay was so damn cute #oh my goddddd #the scene of the tac net crash #muah #loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions #the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided #Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff #but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other #Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him #Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends #i don't know how to explain #kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here #also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it #but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”

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s0fter-sin · 1 year ago

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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once #he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it #so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag #he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle #which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back #he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing #thats when he puts it together #it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant #and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second #he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge #but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought #the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him #the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head #the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness #hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #cod mwii #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

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choccy-milky · 3 months ago

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✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun

#also both of them have matching swellows that they dont use in their team...its my pokemon AU equivalent of their matching swallow patronus #& i didnt end up drawing this but when theyre older they also discover Unown in some ancient ruin/catacomb #and so it just kinda ends up following them/they keep it after they discover it #also anon... u said u had notes on ur phone for why sylveon is perfect for clora PLS SEND THOSE...or reply to this...im curious #god im so jealous of clora in that last pic of her being coddled by arcanine and charizard tho (and i guess by seb too😒)#oh to be snuggled by a bunch of pokemon...that should be MEEE!!!! im a cat person irl but god i love arcanine SO MUCH #i always have one in my team when i play and i always name him cheeto🧡#also i only gave seb a gengar bc i like him matching with clora and her having a clefairy BAHAHA..had to get my love of opposites in #gengar does suit him tho i mean just look at that face and that damn smile #same with togepi and corviknight...love the idea of the bird protecting the egg hehe. and ice type alolan vulpix with fire type arcanine #i also almost gave seb a ceruledge or amouredge bc they look like knights bahaha #i also originally gave clora an alcremie instead of lunatone bc i love alcremie...but the shiny lunatone is too perfect for her #a pale crescent moon with blue eyes like HELLO and its psychic..i had to...ravenclaw as hell #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #clora clemons #choccyart

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Normal boy spotted.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen wing #wen remnants #Wen ning #This scene felt like a bit of a fever dream. We have (with little to no comedic exaggeration):#1) WWX whistling and somehow summoning not one but several horses to his side.#2) meeting the surviving Wen sect members who insist on not leaving Wen Ning behind.#Only for it to cut back to Wen Ning ripping a guy in half. (Not pictured here. I tried so hard but I could not make it look good).#Personally I feel like we moved on way too fast from the horse thing. Where did they come from? WWX couldn't have brought them.#He *just* found out there were more people left behind.#So...are the from the Jing sect? Are these disloyal horses? Or does WWX have incredible animal charisma skills?#It feels a bit like a DND player asked to call in some horses and the DM said 'Sure if you roll well enough' and it was a natural 20.#Maybe this is just my own envy cutting through. God damn I wish I could whistle and summon a horse to my side whenever I needed to.#I know I should not be so hung up on the horses. But my brain is cooked. I have been so sick.#The kind of sickness that makes it hard to breathe. Or think. Or have any energy at all.#I wish I had good commentary to write here. I just...really want a nap. And for October to restart to make up for all the lost time.#Thank you all for being so kind and patient once again. It truly means a lot.

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dookiespooky · 4 months ago

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Driftingstars and dreamcaptor fusion au thing! This takes place right after mabel falls through the portal ig dk what im doing lmaooo

(Dreamcaptor au belongs to @neonross )

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queer-ragnelle · 3 months ago

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Was anyone going to tell me horses are mounted from the left to account for centuries of humans wearing swords strapped on the left hip? Gotta throw up the right leg and keep the weapons out of the way. Mind blown.

#I just noticed in movies most people mount from the left #so I looked it up & damn that makes sense #my post

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cubbihue · 4 months ago

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I NEED to know what CosWan think of Hazel’s parents/their lovely neighbors compared to Timmy’s bio fam

They see moments, sometimes. Scary moments where it hit them like deja vu. But, aside from their initial fears when meeting their neighbors, they find it hard to think of the Turners in the same breath as the Wells family.

Hazel’s parents are just so… different. Relieving even. There's a lot of "Never"s with Hazel's parents. Cosmo and Wanda can leave Hazel’s side for long periods of time, without worrying.

Not that they ever stop worrying. They still do. But its a first that their worries are unwarranted.

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