#its nothing like the turners thats for damn sure

[cubbihue]

I NEED to know what CosWan think of Hazel’s parents/their lovely neighbors compared to Timmy’s bio fam

They see moments, sometimes. Scary moments where it hit them like deja vu. But, aside from their initial fears when meeting their neighbors, they find it hard to think of the Turners in the same breath as the Wells family.

Hazel’s parents are just so… different. Relieving even. There's a lot of "Never"s with Hazel's parents. Cosmo and Wanda can leave Hazel’s side for long periods of time, without worrying.

Not that they ever stop worrying. They still do. But its a first that their worries are unwarranted.

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[austinsastrology8991]

> Ascendant Aspects < How you Appear to be, and how your treated based off your appearances > why you look like a clown without makeup

Ascendant aspecting Sun - I like your smile. Did you put it on for me, or for yourself? yes your charismatic, yes we noticed why your so confident, yes your literally the greatest person do you really need us to shower you in affection all the fkn time? your extra but too many toppings ruin a good pizza. your the embodiment of the cheesy smile from that cat in alice in wonderland. main character energy for sure you get the attention and you know how to use it Ascendant Aspecting moon - 🌚 < dont they look like that.? idk but you guys look like someone you want to grab the cheeks of and treat like a baby, your like a sugar glider. but we know your emotional so we have to be careful with how we grab your cheeks 👀 please stop crying its just a joke > also; big ass eyes. you are so sweet that everyone just wants to take you home and feed you till you become so obese you cant leave Ascendant Aspecting Mercury - the most devilish and cheeky smile all at once. they look like a kid about to do something bad, or have just been caught doing something bad and are now trying to explain why they had to do that dumbassery. but no matter how much you explain yourself, we will still question you because its funny watching you come up with explanations. you give me the vibe of any character from cartoon network or nickledoen - timmy turner, southpark, phineas and ferb, ed edd and eddy, or fkn bart simpson, you act like a cartoon yes.

Ascendant Aspecting Venus - I dont normally do this but whats ur number? is what your used to hearing presumably. and its not necessarily because your attractive... okay you are, you can stop pouting now. but its because you know how to get attention and you clearly love getting it. but they act so superficial, and oblivious sometimes... like they purposrfully look away just so its easier for you to look at them, 💀 then they look back playfully and it gets you in the feels. remind me of doctor who's bitches (any of them) they all act the same idc what you say

Ascendant Aspecting Mars - so pissed off lol but its hot. they are fierce > if they want something they are going to get it, and even the mere consideration of negotiating what they want will just get them more mad. which makes them more attractive? idk people love their ferocity, and as much as people say they don't like aggressive types, they don't ever get in their way when they pissed off (ik because im hot head) your basically a hornet > and no one gonna fight a hornet without the proper precautions Ascendant aspecting Jupiter - Yall are excellent at impressions and being impressionable, idk how you do it so well. You just act normal but then pull off this funny shit and return back to normal like its nothing. you guys perfected just being, and this energy makes people want to be around you. Your like a firework, the explosion is awesome, but when it goes away your like damn that was awesome wish it stayed; but thats what makes it so good, because we never know when its coming, and when its gone we want it back lol Ascendant Aspecting Saturn - batman without the mask sucks. thats you. batman without the mask.... why so serious???? > "because life shouldnt be taking for granted and fuckery aint apart of my Repertoire" - is some whack ass shit yall would say. you have great dignity, but people get insecure around you because your on top of your shit. oh and you tell people to get on top of their shit all the fkn time lol. > your like a crow, you look like one and act like one. - Side note- one time i had a stand off with a crow: I was chilling at home and i was on top of these tile blocks, then this crow came along. I tried to scare him, by like staunching him just a bit. but he responded by gripping the tree branch he was perched on, by twisting his claw foot; and he did it with so much ferocity it made this bone cracking noise (from the strength of his grip gripping the tree) and suddenly i was intimated.... by a fkn crow. okay moving on

Ascendant Aspecting Uranus - how did you even become like that. no one really understands why you act the way you do, you do some really eccentric things which are eye grabbing but also disturbing the more you think about it. your like a sword fish. theres probably more effective ways to kill fish, but i mean a sword works, we are just wondering how you attached a sword to your face. also try to calm down, you doing so much and acting so bizarre that im actually more worried about you, even though im laughing my ass off. Ascendant Aspecting Neptune - your like a mirror of all that i ever could want in a person, and this mysterious allure you so easily pull off is truly enchanting. its like being around you makes it feel as if reality can so easily be readjusted into what i would like it to be. but this quality of urs is addicting, and no wonder people project onto you. but you cant even blame them, you literally shapeshift into whatever you want, and typically you like to show it off. your like a chameleon. or a axolotl Ascendant Aspecting Pluto - you scare people easily lol. your a spider. but spiders are sexy.... look at the BUNDA. okay but those teeth yeesh, have you ever seen a spider like lick its lips, bro its fkn scary. theres a reason arachnophobia is the most popular phobia and its because spiders are fucked. and yall are fucked. you move like a spider, and i swear to god you smile like one too lol. but people low key wanna be eaten by a spider..... so go ahead choose yo prey you fkn creepy crawler

[rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip]

The Mom of the group

So I have several Ninjago OCs, ones a master of the phoenix fire (it blue) and has major ptsd. Another is a emotionless huntress just wanting to know what a family is like. And another is a proxie for Wind due to Morro ding without having a family... But the ones I wanna focus on for this is Melody Grace Green, the elemental master of Music. Unlike the other's, I've thought put her character more and here's what you need to know for these random lines. She a 29 year old woman that had kids at 16 with Griffin Turner. They are actually a good couple and even get hitched,(at 20) but after some events Melody takes there kids, twins a boy and girl to her brothers house to libe for a while. Note no divorce. Her brother Angelo (or angel as people like to call him) is married him self to his husband Jax Wildthorn. She spends two years there before meeting Wu. Out of all the ninja, shes known Cole the longest, then its Zane, Jay and Kai and Nya. She is the illiteral mom of the group, especially when Lloyd is involved they call her "ninja mom" and well, these are just some random things ibwas thinking about.

Nya & Kai having a sibling argument, Melody steps in and trys to desconate the situation, "Now Nya, im sure Kai didn't mean it-" "OH LIKE HELL HE-" "language young lady!" "Ha-" "you too young man!" She then scolds them both and forces them to cook that night dinner together, it works there no longer fighting.

Jay is sleep deprived since he's been working on that training robot, he enters the kitchen for a cup of coffee, his 15th cup to boot(note the others are in there chatting)Melody having enough stops him earning a "just one mpre cup mom plea-" the others burst out laughing jay is embarrassed as Melody pats his shoulder and leads him to his room for sleep.

They have all called her "mom" at one point, even Wu and it was a slip of the tough when scolding them.

"YOU SOULD BE MORE FOCUSED LIKE YOUR MOTHER-wait" they never let him hear the end of it for like a month.

She sings to them, as a part of her power she can calm a person or creature down by singing a calm song. She does it to Kai, a lot. & hugs, lots of hugs to go with it.

Due to Melodys natural good looks she looks about 17-18 dispit almost being 30.

This is revealed to the others after rescuing Lloyd and finding out he's the Green ninja.

Melody puts a hand on Garmadons for arm,"now I know this must be hard for you, all of you, but understand nothing is truly written in stone"

"Wow Mel for being like 18 your a wise as Sensei lol" Jay said jokingly causing the others to laugh a bit, Melody looked as him confused.

"What do you mean, I'm almost 30?" She said letting go of the man's arm as Garmadon and everyone else looked at Melody in shock.

"YOU CANT BE ALMOST 30" Kai yells, to his credit Melody pulls out her health card and passes it around.

"y-you don't look 30" Cole say's

"My family has always had good gen's when it came to ageing, you should see my older sister Destiny, shes 40 had 4 kids and doesn't look a day over 20"

Constant "my mom said no" jokes

"Prepare to parrish!" "Sorry I have to ask our mom first" "MOM CAN WE PARRISH" "NO" "sorry our mom said no"

Lloyd is a vary sad boi after he sees his dad almost steal some of there stuff, that night after everyone was rescued Melody, with material instinct, talks to him privately(the others are watching from the door), gently and sings to him, at one point Melody has taken this boi in her arms, is rocking him back and forth gently singing to him as she gently strokes his hair and Lloyd just brakes down crying his eyes out, eventually Lloyd would pass out and Melody would stay with him so he wouldn't feel alone a feeling she knows all too well, something that remains a constant in them and there relationship, till you know, season 4.

When they learn Melody has two kids they are shooketh, but it did explain her motherly behavior.

Mess with mama bares cubs you get a smack down.

The guys learn a lot about there female friend/mom figure from her brother and brother in law, as they stay at there place till Ninja Ball.

They also totally accept Melodys gay siblings.

They all make a pact to scare the hell out of her husband when they meet him.

The love Melody's kids, North and West there amazing. Tbh West and North become elemental masters and take part in Season 4, and replace Melody fully in the rest of the show, North becomes the EM of speed and West Music. This is due to a saver wound Skylor accidentally inflicted on her in there match up. I'll explain that when I get to it

Lloyd accidentally calls Melody mom at Darkys after he and the boiz save the day from there evil clones,

"HEY YOU FAKER, LEAVE MY MOM ALONE!" Evil Melody is then destroyed, Melody walks up behind him, "did you call me mom?"

This poor boy stutters as everyone giggles as he's trying to defend himself, to no avail as the others confirm he said mom.

During the tomorrows tea insadent Melody is called there sister by the police. She also pays for there shenanigans.

She helps Lloyd a lot when it comes to fitting into his new body.

When she meets Misako, oh boy dose she have some words.

Thing is she pulls the women aside to talk to her and not in front of everyone, but the others seem to know the gist of what was said.

Misako is somewhat jealous of the mother-son relationship Lloyd and Melody have.

More mom jokes.

"Mom can we have take out?" "No we have food at home" food at home 🌭🌭🌭

"MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN ON THE XBOX"

Jay and Melody go shopping, jay picks up some corndogs, "Jay go put thoughs back" "YOU CANT LET ME DO ANYTHING AGH"

"I'm hungry" not even looking up from her book to teen Lloyd, "hi hungry I'm Mom" "god damn it mom"

"Sorry my mom said I can't die today"

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Thats all for now, if y'all want more leave a like!

[iulia-caesaris]

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[notcastillos]

♡ s t a r  s h o p p i n g (6) ♡

@gggunner has messaged @andrew_palm, @tonytonynelson and @petersmithhh

gggunner: guys

andrew_palm: si señor gunner

tonytonynelson: wassup

petersmithhh: what now

gggunner: two words

gggunner: julies

gggunner: pool party

petersmithhh: thats 3 words

andrew_palm: DID U AND ROWAN HOOK UP

gggunner: what no thats crazy dude

tonytonynelson: thats a fat lie bro everyone saw yall takin off

andrew_palm: jamie said u guys had sex in julies garage

gggunner: thats disgusting andrew no

andrew_palm: idk thats what jamie told us

petersmithhh: whos “us”

andrew_palm: me, tony and jared

gggunner: no that didnt happen

tonytonynelson: lmao did she even ask for her o pen

petersmithhh: i hope u used condoms

gggunner: we didnt fuck

andrew_palm: what should gunner name his kids

tonytonynelson: tayden* bc gunners gonna be the kids last names

petersmithhh: lmao tayden jr

andrew_palm: AND ROWAN JR FOR THE GIRL

tonytonynelson: rowan gunner and rowan jr gunner wtf

petersmithhh: doesnt sound as horrible as tayden gunner and tayden jr gunner

gggunner: u guys

andrew_palm: i think their third kid could be named andy after me

tonytonynelson: andy gunner doesnt even sound that bad

petersmithhh: and grilled chicken for the girl

andrew_palm: grilled chicken gunner

tonytonynelson: i like the sound of that ;)

gggunner: YOU GUYS

andrew_palm: sorry what

gggunner: listen

gggunner; i’ll tell u what happened but shut up

tonytonynelson: um wow rude *white girl voice*

andrew_palm: ok dad :(

petersmithhh: fine spill the tea sis

andrew_palm: ur home of sexual

tonytonynelson: what

petersmithhh: what

gggunner: andrew please

andrew_palm: sorry go

gggunner: one second i was chilling w/ eddie turner and starlie holland right like we were just talking and drinking soda since julie isnt a smoker and were tryna respect that

tonytonynelson: when did u become a stoner

petersmithhh: aw ofc julies precious

gggunner: im not a stoner but i smoke from time to time. mostly a plug.

tonytonynelson: thats what i thought lol continue

gggunner: and then eddies like “rowan come here” and she was in the pool w/ scotty and kiarra so she came over and eddie was like “hes got ur bat”

andrew_palm: fuck eddie turner

tonytonynelson: thats fucked up

petersmithhh: was eddie drunk

gggunner: no lol i told him to say that bc i legit felt kinda bad bout swooping her shit

tonytonynelson: cuz shes hot?

andrew_palm: fiends gonna fiend unless the girls mildly attractive

petersmithhh: or maybe he has a conscience could be that

gggunner: thank u peter

gggunner: anyways i was like its in the car ill go get it and she was like ill go too so i was like ight

tonytonynelson: oooooooo she made the first move

andrew_palm: was she in a bikini

gggunner: no she wasnt like swimming she just had her feet in

tonytonynelson: whatd she have on

gggunner: does it matter

tonytonynelson: yeah

andrew_palm: yep

petersmithhh: please just continue the story

gggunner: adidas trainers w the cuffs rolled up and a tank top

gggunner: so we go to scottys car bc i put it in kiarras purse since she was supposed to give it to her and i like open the door and get it and shes like “nice of eddie to cover for u” and i was like oh shit

petersmithhh: oof

gggunner: but then i was like whatever she can see thru the bs and i said “yeah hes a chiller huh” and she smiled and dude not to sound like a girl but it was a nice smile u know

tonytonynelson: sure

andrew_palm: ya

gggunner: so i give her her bat and im closing the door and i turn around and she just kissed me

petersmithhh: are u sure she kissed u and u didnt just like bump into her on accident

gggunner: im sure

tonytonynelson: YEET

andrew_palm: damn get it gunner

gggunner: and it was kind of short but shes a decent kisser so i kept it going for like 30 seconds

tonytonynelson: tongue?

gggunner: a lil bit yeah

petersmithhh: u have sinned gunner

gggunner: ik so my hand was around her waist so i kind of moved it down to see if she would let me

tonytonynelson: the moment of truth

andrew_palm: the world is in shock! did gunner get that ass? click now to find out!

petersmithhh: oh boy holy water

gggunner: and she let me

tonytonynelson: panties?

gggunner: lace ones

andrew_palm: i mean not thongs but lace isnt bad

gggunner: she tied her hair up while we were making out too it was great

andrew_palm: shes tall tho

gggunner: im taller

andrew_palm: but shes tall for a girl

gggunner: so

andrew_palm: i thot u were into short girls

tonytonynelson: it doesnt matter a girl is a girl

petersmithhh: i thought that was some sort of feminist standup then i realized tony nelson was the one saying it

tonytonynelson: lmaooooo facts

gggunner: i had my hand in her shirt kind of but i only felt her bra bc a car came by

petersmithhh: i mean u were hooking up in the middle of the street

andrew_palm: and then?

gggunner: idk man we just like laughed and walked back and i thought i was gonna talk to her a bit more but she went back w kiarra and scotty

tonytonynelson: thats weird

andrew_palm: she did what

gggunner: yeah i just kept talking w eddie and starlie it wasnt a big deal

petersmithhh: has she followed u or anything

gggunner: no nothing

tonytonynelson: wait for her to come to u

andrew_palm: ya dont make the first move this time

gggunner: i was gonna dm her

tonytonynelson: nooooooo she’ll dm u just give it the weekend

gggunner: u sure?

andrew_palm: ya tonys right just let her dm u first

gggunner: ight

petersmithhh: thats retarded gunner u can dm her if u want

andrew_palm: no girls have to dm first

petersmithhh: since when

tonytonynelson: since most of the time

petersmithhh: i dm first

andrew_palm: ya but ur homologous

tonytonynelson: what

petersmithhh: what

andrew_palm: u know

andrew_palm: home of sexual

@gggunner has logged off!

[darke15]

Hello Anna! @itsarussian

Goooodmorning!

Good morning, my love!

okay okay, i KNOW delphine is the bad guy.. but how could you not like her when the first thing she does when shewakes up is look at boone, smile and kiss her? Cmooon

lol

oh wait.. so.. boone still tripping? WAIT that little scene we go the other day.. DARKEEEEEE YOU NAUGHTYYYYY

boonie be trippin' baaaaadddddd

in two minutes i went from "aww" "aaaAAA"

lol same

"i have to go to work" and now i have a tiktok sound stuck in my head yet again

🤣🤣🤣🤣

both of them wanting to keep boone around after a night/5 minutes with her is SUCH a mood

lol people just like Boone for some reason 🤷‍♀️

she is still high oh god AND SHE STILL MANEGED TO PLUG A USB DRIVE?!

it was a struggle

oh yeah sure lets drive while high.. that is a brilliant idea FFS

lol, what can I say? Boone's a genius.

belov is slowly seeing boone, duke &co like family and im gonna go cry bye

I love them so much

little genius zac doing little genius things, you're almost there

he's so close yet so far

thomas whatever AHAHAHAH i actually cant remember oof

lol neither could I

THEY'RE SLOWLY GETTING TOGHETER THE BAND IS GETTING TOGETHEUEY ONTHEIR OWN I LOVE THIS AAAAAA THATS SO COOL

we're so close to them finally uniting!

this is so tense mygod and seeing raffa so serious, wow, the switch from buddy and funny mate to professional and doctor..damn

I love how he can switch in on and off

okay but duke still not wasting a chance and talk to jack? we love our whipped boys

they're adorable

..i feel bad for laughing

lol 🤣🤣🤣

stop it, this is so funny but thats so serious ashfdkh

😂😂😂😂😂😂

dukes tomatoooeesss

he's such a gardener and I love it for him

"She trailed off softly, bowing her head and lowering her gaze from him as she tucked her knees to her chest." im so angRY! that i cant give her a hug UFF

same tho

AND VERY SAD MOMENT FOR BELOV TOO?! you really want to see tears, uh darke?

yes. it entertains me. send me pics

if boones back at the club again im suing

don't worry, I have a very good lawyer 😈

all of this is getting a lil to much, and i getting teary for no reason DARKE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IF IM CRYING BY THE END OF THIS IM CALL THE INTERPOL

do it

“Christopher…” Boone stopped him in his tracks, “Do you think you could…take me somewhere else first?”

.. ffs i am going to cry by the end of this.

hehehehehehehehehhe 😈

HAHAHAHA why is ari so disgusted lol

gross American bar is gross

Im reading ari, jesse and raf interactions and trying to pay attention to them but i have backstreet's back playing in my mind

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

niiiiiiice dad's making bioweapons aaaand wants to kill his son over stop doing bad thing wow ok noice veri gud

lol

HE'S DOING IT THANK YOU BOONE GET IT SHERLOCK

😏😏😏😏

eveytime we have turner, duke and now boone too seeing and talking to ghost i get so guilty lol even though they've nothing to be guilty of, they all though they were gone, boone explicitly had a message "alpha team down" sh couldnt have known, they all couldnt but still they all feel like ghost being in these conditions (i really cannot think of how they could have felt seeing what they did to ghost, i really cant) is their fault.

��🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

oH a mini postcredit scene

oh fuck NO NO

lol

i love everyone in aftermath, i really do, BUT WHY THE FUCK NO ONE THOUGGT ABOUT THIS

hehehehehehehheeheheheh 😈😈😈😈😈

i really though i was gonna cry at the end and i nearly did whil thinking of babies guilttripping themselves oof pls dont take this as challenge

too late I took it as a challenge

this is so ASHFKSHG EXCITING and, i know im repeating my self, but seeing how everything came to be its so good it physically hurts

thank you so much Anna!

WAIT i just noticed 17/20 its almost over?!?!?! I DIDNT KNOW THISSS

it is 😭😭 and there's still so much that's gonna happen

THE SOLDIER & THE SPY

SEASON 2 : EPISODE 6 — THE APPRENTICE

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“Eyes on Glitch,” he said, glancing over his shoulder and putting his pistol back in its holster. Belov knelt down, his eyes flicking quickly over Boone.

She was wearing the same dress she had been the night before but her hair was a mess and her makeup was smudged. She was rocking slightly, staring into the distance as goosebumps pricked at her skin.

“Беда?” He asked, slowly reaching out to her, “What happened?”

Boone didn’t answer, continuing to look blankly ahead of her. Belov placed a gentle hand on her knee, wincing back as she jumped away from him with a yelp. He pulled away from her, a frown stretching across his face as he moved so she was looking at him.

“Беда, it's me. What's going on?” He asked softly, his brows furrowing as she stared through him, “Посмотри на меня, сестричка—” Look at me, little sister.

He paused, the words pouring from his mouth before he could stop them.

Little sister.

— “Прости, Кристофер. Ты не должен был возвращаться.” I'm sorry, Christopher. You shouldn't have come back. —

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[daddy-sebby]

Houston we have a baby problem

I am so happy that daddy Wednesday is now a thing. Here is the first of little drabbles that I will write from suggestions and ask that are sent to @bucky-plums-barnes. Thank you love for believing in me and pushing me to write these. And a massive thanks for letting me take these asks and make them into stories. 

Side note, when proof reading isn’t your bestfriend. 

-cough-, -cough-, “Chris honey, would you be able to make me lemon green tea”.

“Anything for you, my love and I’m so sorry for getting you sick”

“Hey it’s ok, one we thought you weren’t contagious anymore, and two I can never say no your your snuggles”. “You are my cuddly NASA bear”. “And side not those NASA jumpers are so god damn comfy, whoever designed and made those needs a raise”.

After Chris makes you your tea and the two of you snuggle on the couch watching some recorded shows from nights before, your one year old son starts to get restless and clearly wants to wake up for the day.

Chris starts to get up, when you snuggle further into him. “Honey, don’t leave, you are so warm and comfy”

“Baby, I would love to, but one I have to get Mark out of his crib before he starts having a fit, he needs breakfast and two I need to go to work”.

“Can’t you just call in sick today, please for me.”

“Again I would love to, but I already took sick leave when I was sick and I am teaching today, so I can’t disappoint them.” “They all love me.”

“Sure they do Chris. Have they told you this or did you just make this up from thin air”

“Hey don't be mean”. “I am going to get our son out and ready for the day. You just sit here and stay pretty”

“Hey there little man, did you sleep well”

Mark was the spitting image of his father. The day he came into your lives was one of the most magical day’s ever and Chris was one the surface of Mars, so thats saying something. Chris dresses Mark for the day (and of course its space themed) and packs his day bag, as he is going to work with him. While getting ready for work, Chris places one of his NASA jumpers into the dryer, so it’s nice and warm for you.

Walking back into the living room, Chris spots you curled up on the couch, watching the latest episode of Arrow. “God Stephen Amell is one handsome man”

“Ouch! love, what about me.”

“Haha, hey you are my gorgeous love bug”

“Mama, mama”. Mark starts to make grabbie hands for you and you just can’t resist. He is your little boy and the light of your life. But before you could get your hands on him, you start to have a cough attack. Chris sets down Mark to rub soothing circles on your back.

“I am taking Mark to work today. You need time to get some rest and I don't want you to worry about Mark. I would prefer you to get better. There is some chicken soup in the fridge, all it need is some heating up. I stocked up the cupboards with some of your favourite snacks and I have left one of my jumpers in the dryer, so it’s nice and warm for you”.

“How did I get so lucky. I love you so much. Well I hope you have an lovely day at work and Mark be good to your daddy.”

Mark was sleeping soundly in his stroller, while Chris was running his class. Mark’s namesake decided to join the class, as he couldn’t pass a chance to be with his godson. Halfway through the class, Mark starts to cry, big Mark starts to rock little man back and forth, but he was having none of it. He just wants his dad. 

“Hey little man, can you be a good boy for daddy, please” With no sign of stopping anytime soon, Chris was left with one option. Taking the harness strap out of the stroller, Chris straps his son to his chest and starts to hop around the classroom. Within a couple of minutes Marks starts to calm down and falls back to sleep. Chris continues the class like nothing ever happen. Watney without Chris spotting him, pulls out his phone and takes a couple of snapshots and sends it to you.  

You couldn't contain the smile that broke out on your face. This was the cutest thing ever and Stephen Amell has graced us with his presence today. Ha, let’s not tell that to Chris. Underneath the photo, Watney leaves the caption, “God my godson is the cutest thing, must get it from me, ha”.

Mark and Chris come back from work at around 5 o’clock. Chris feeds Mark his dinner and bathes him before reading one of his books and while he falls asleep. He turns on his solar system turner, before making his way to your shared room. “How was your day baby”

“It was alright, went and had a bath and then spent the rest of the day watching the TV. How was your’s, I saw what happen in class today. Let just say you make an adorable daddy.”

You show Chris the photo that Mark sent you, which also has become your phone screen background. Chris places his hand around your shoulders and you snuggle into his side. “You know I’m the luckiest girl in the world, I have two wonderful, gorgeous, handsome boys. You too just make me so happy”

“Oh, now I’m better than Stephen, baby.”

“Ha, you know I love you more honey”.

You look up towards Chris and start to lending in to kiss him. Before you could attach your lips to his, he moves slightly and kiss your forehead instead.

“Sorry baby, your sick”

You pout and give him the best puppy dog eyes ever. “Fine, come here baby”

Chris and you share a breath taking kiss. Well it’s easy too, as you are currently sick. You snuggle further into Chris and you fall asleep in a instance.

Chris couldn’t ask for a better family.

[swearronchanel]

6.08, my last commentary™ R I P to me

I wanted to post this right away but my phone died and I broke my charger so I had to handle that but now I’m finally able to. I’m literally dead, I STILL can not process how amazing it was. So I’ll just get on with it post my earlier thoughts  

¡¡TODAY IS THE DAY AHH!! IM FREAKING LATE KILL ME

BUT HOW ARE WE ALREADY HERE? IM NOT READY FOR THIS SERIES TO END BUT I NEED TO SEE SHELGAH *SAFELY* GIVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY. ANYWAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE AFTER THIS EPISODE SO ENJOY THE FINAL THOUGHTS OF MY LIFE, LETS GET IT ..

MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ITS BEATING SO FAST

TBH I MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

SCREW THESE CREDITS BUT I NEED THEM BC IM NOT READY OMG

IM SCREAMING

aw baby! & hey val

Does this mean Delia had No letters from pats this whole time??

MY BBY SHELAGH OMG HER BELLY

SHE CANT REACH HER SHOE OMG SO PRECIOUS THOUGH

Sister MJ I love u 😭😂

Family planning clinic!

YES VAL! they’re women not criminals !!

YES TRIXIE THANKS BBY FOR SPEAKING UP

aww poor Barbara

“..There are tales of missionaries served for luncheon in those climes” LMAO OMG SISTER MJ THATS NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR RIGHT NOW

It’s so sweet that Babs really wants her dad, I feel. My grandfather officiated my parents’ and brother’s wedding, I hope he does mine. If someone wants to marry me one day ofc lol 😂😭

SHELAGH IS ACTUALLY YELLING .. WHY DO I LOVE IT?

All the shit she’s been through/delt with and pregnancy sets her off huh..

BUT TRIXE AND SHEALGH INTERACTING YESS NOT THE WAY I WANTED BUT ILL TAKE IT FOR NOW

AWW MY BBY CRYING SOMEONE HUG HER 😭😭💕💕

MY BBY TRIXIE IS SMIRKING AT MY OTHER BBY LOL STOP 😭😭💔

“Hot and bothered” 😭😂 Violet having hot flashes. That’s not funny but i giggled I’m sorry immature of me

I can’t imagine being around when the pill was just coming out(or antibiotics even) like that must have been so wild ? you really would think they were magic *remember Vanessa Redgrave saying that in series 2?*

my mom is a nurse at a gyn/fertility office and she informed me of so much at a young age lol maybe that’s why I’m so curious idk?

lol I remember being like 13 and my friends didn’t know there was more than just the pill when it came to birth control and I really felt I was an expert😂 but *a judge’s voice* irrelevance moving on.

Needing your husbands permisson for a bank account? *sucks teeth* Vete ya!

Aw my bby shelagh 💔💔😭

“And I’ll warrant you’ve never felt more scared” I AM! AND THIS ISNT EVEN MY FICTIONAL PREGNANCY

“Oh lass“😭 PHYLLIS COMFORTING HER OMG I AM CRYING ALREADY, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS

"Phyllis you’ve been a real friend” IM NOT OKAY OMG, THEY’VE COME SO FAR I CRY

OMG SHELAGH BEING SO CUTE WTF OMGGG 💖

PROTECT MY BBY & HER BABY AT ALL COSTS 💕💕

THE NONNATUNs CHEERING SO PURE 😭

“What if something goes wrong?” stop tempting fate Patrick !!

“I’ve made up my mind” MY BBY I CANT DEAL .. once upon a time she couldn’t speak up and was so timid 😭 my bby has grown

Her lipstick is a nice color, wait what’s this lady’s name?

The nurses all together makes me so happy omg why is this so adorable, even Phyllis is there !! SO PURE💕

Lol poor Fred tries his best !

Damn secondment to st Cuthberts, I guess Trixie couldn’t even be considered for to be Shelagh’s midwife

SHELAGH IN THE CARDIGAN >>

OF COURSE SHE CHOSE SISTER JULIENNE WE WOULDN’T HAVE ACCEPTED IT ANY OTHER WAY

“‘MY DEAR” BRB DROWNING IN TEARS

but omg was Phyllis disappointed 😭 no don’t be hurt that’s her basically her mother! (sister j and Phyllis would’ve been a good tag team though)

this montage just reminds me brb #irresponsibleme

Future Hereward’s take a note from the Turners, find out about each other sooner rather than later

LOL TOM’S AWKWARD FACE BC BABS IS GETTING CONTRACEPTION

it’s Wilma! her name is Wilma, noted.

Lol what does she sell? Is the company like Avon ? 😂I’m confused but also screaming too much internally

poor Babs is so nervous and feeling awkward 😂

Her face while on the bed😂 I feel

LMAO BABS TAKING OUT THE DIAPHRAGM & DROPPING IT HA

BUT WAIT THAT WAS THE TURNERS BATHROOM WTF ??

Patrick putting on or tying Shelagh’s shoes my fucking heart is melting

She doesn’t want him there .. for now?

“..We’re a team” 😭😭💕💕 marriage goals

“The minute I look at you I’ll give you everything you ask for” BRB I AM INDEED GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

I CAN NOT DEAL

Phyllis exercising 😭😂

“I have chosen one of my friends” OMG MY HEART

PHYLLIS BE MY BRIDESMAID !??

why does she only have one though? is it more like a maid of honor?

HERES COME MORE TEARS

THE SPANISH AYE DIOS MI CORAZON

Aw good for Wilma being happy with her job! Does everyone call the sofa the settee?

There’s that babycham! Still was never sure if it was alcoholic or nah? sparkling cider maybe?

OMG I HAVE A BOTTLE IN MY BAG THAT I BROUGHT FROM FLORIDA

new drinking came, shots every time the show makes you cry lol jk i’d be on the floor 20 mins in 

that sports car aye

My bby looking good 😍😍

she knows what it’s like to be hurt Christopher😭

You’re not supposed to take 3 at a time Wilma, I’ve been scolded enough

Okay so Babs just fell asleep and that’s all?? Preview made it seem more dramatic

Now is Val going to listen and not touch anything? lol probably

Violet always rocking blue eyeshadow haha

Is that a silicone faja?? that looks hella uncomfortable

TRIXIE’S FACE OF DISGUST HAHA

OMG THE FAM HELPING OUT WITH FUNDS MY HEART

I WANT TO BE APART OF THE NONNATUS FAMILY!

PHYLLIS AND BABS DRESS SHOPPING I LOVE THIS

“.. she’ll have me to reckon with”  TE QUERIO MUCHO PHYLLIS

I NEED A PHYLLIS IN MY LIFE

SHE HAS A FAV DRESS OMG I LOVE HER

HER FACE OMG I NEED THAT SCREENSHOTTED

SHELAGH MY BBY😭😭

Their new bedroom is so 60s I love it

She still didn’t read the pamphlet !! I love her omg, such pure intentions

OMG SISTER J REMINISCING, AH FINALLY SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT SHE WAS A NUN, I AM SOBBING BYEE IM DYING. MY HEART RATE IS SLOWING DOWN

POOR DEELS AW OMG she doesn’t deserve this, she barely has screen time don’t hurt her 

Shealgh’s got another nightgown! 1962/2017 is apparently the year of nighties #thebrinylonforthewinthough

I love pink waffers 😭😂

SHIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH WILMA IM SCARED, IS IT A HEART ATTACK?? BLOOD CLOT??

poor vi!! aww she misses reggie too!

AW FRED HUG HER

and he’s fanning her omg so pure

SHEALGH’S GOING IN TO LABOR ?? AHHHHH OMGG IM NOT READY

but also she has a housecoat how cute

SISTER J SAID “HIS SPINE” OMG HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALREADY

“I knew it” bless u bby😭😭 she is a GEM. WHY IS SHE SO LOVABLE?

omg Wilma don’t die, Trixie can u save her 😭

shit not looking good, maybe this was the death they meant

shelagh throwing up yikes

“She’s smiling and waving” yea we know that smiling and waving😂😂 but omg doesn’t this remind anyone of when you’ve been partying too hard but you’re trying to convince your friends that you’re not ready to tap out yet😂😭

if not nevermind I’ll feel trashy lmaoo

PASS THAT GAS AND AIR SISTER J

AW BBY YOU ARE BRAVE!!!!!!!

IM CRYING BUT RUNNING OUT OF TEARS

HOW TF DOES LAURA LOOK GORGEOUS ALL SWEATY AND IN TEARS WHILE PRETENDING TO BE IN LABOR?? & i’m still a creature?

Poor Patrick! He must be going as crazy as I am!

I DONT HAVE ASTHMA BUT I NEED AN INHALER BC I CANT BREATHE IM SO ANXIOUS OMG

IM NOT A SMOKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGG BC IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT

Trixie is doing Wilma’s makeup omg I can’t take this 😭💔💔

“I can’t believe I used to dream of this” OMG SHELAGH & SISTER J

“Every woman alive is the sum of all she ever did, and felt, and was.” ..“and how do you know that?” ..“ i wasn’t aware that I did until just now”

¡¡¡IM A W R E C K!!! l o v e that

SHE IS SINGING DORIS DAY’s SECRET LOVE AND I AM F*CKING DEAD GOODBYE

PATRICK SINGING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR SOMEONE SEND H E L P IM DYING I BET IT’S “THEIR SONG” & YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO MY FUNERAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS EPISODE  

I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

“We can’t just be like any other couple.. because we’re us”

MY HEART WTF I SWEAR IT IS ABOUT TO BURST BUT IT’S NOT BEATING

IM DEAD INSIDE AND MY BODY WILL FOLLOW WHEN THIS IS OVER

Get in there Patrick!

“The children are here” .. to say goodnight omg no😢

OMG PATRICK HOLDING HER I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

“YOU CLEVER GIRL” OMGG WHO CALLED IT

I CANT SEE WHATS HAPPENING TOO MANY TEARS IN MY EYES

IT’S A BOY I KNEW IT WELL I HAD A FEELING !

BABYTURNERLAND 2.0!!!! QUE LINDO DIOS TE BENDIGA 💖👼🏼

WHAT IS HIS NAME???

THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF MY LIFE WOW I CANT PROCESS IT ALL

“May the lord bless you and keep you” OMGGG, JESUS HEIDI WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME ??!! I’ve never been so invested in a show or fictional characters’ lives like this 😭😭

I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THIS DAY AND IM HAVING SO MANY FEELS, I BARELY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS I AM S h o o k, I AM NOTHING IN THIS WORLD. JUST USELESS TRASH FOR CTM

WELL, ALMOST 19 YEARS OF LIVING WAS GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT?

HONESTLY JUST PUT ME IN THE GARBAGE BC I HAVE NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE TO SAY IM JUST GUSHING AND DYING

BUT SERIOUSLY LAURA MAIN IS I N C R E D I B L E AND DESERVES EVERY AWARD SO PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER @ THE EMMYS, THE SAGS, THE GOLDEN GLOBES & ALL OTHER AWARDS OF ALL PRESTIGE!!  STOP PLAYING GAMES & GIVE LAURA + CTM THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES  !! & no excuses it happened for downton!

NO WILMA IS DEAD NO

The pill is so great and useful and miraculous in a way but I’m glad they showed some of its issues but DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO KILL THE FIRST WOMEN THEY GAVE IT TO? I’m still here tho, I’m rolling

NO TOM DONT SAY THaT WTF? TRIXIE IS OVER U AND U ARE OVER HER don’t ruin the moment

why did I think bab’s dad was the rev Applebee Thornton 😭😂😂😂?? where’s Jane lol

My bby trixie serving looks as always 😍😍

Aw his daughter is cute

CHRISTOPHER LOOKS GOOD TOO UGH😍

What are knickerbocker glories?

lol Boots! lowkey want to go there to satisfy my 15 year old self who liked to watch British youtubers affordable makeup videos (tbh I still do when I’m bored)

REGGIE! OMG HE CALLED VI MUM I DIE

OH YEA THE WEDDING OMG LOL I DONT FORGOT FOR A SEC

IM STILL SCREAMING, MY FREAKING BBY JUST HAD A MIRACLE BABY !!!!! I LEGIT RAN OUT OF TEARS WHAT DO I DO

LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE COME MY GOD

THE GIRLS SINGING “HAPPY WEDDING DAY” TO BABS OMG THAT WAS GREAT, I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT

I NEED TO WATCH THIS AGAIN AND IT DIDNT FINISH YET

LMAO TOM AND FRED HUNGOVER, relatable AF😂😭

SO IS TOM’S SURPRISE IS MONEY? Or is he going to buy her something!?

Barbara’s cape reminds me of Phoebe’s from FRIENDS

The stain glass !! love it

PHYLLIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE OMG HER BOUCLE SUIT AW

WHY A HEADBAND ON YOUR WEDDING DAY BABs? BUT good for them lol 😭 I don’t care enough at the moment  but let them be happy they’re so great for each other !

HE GOT A FUCKING CAROUSEL OMG

damn. Nice one Tom. I’m a little jealous, someone needs to love me like that.😭

“At times, the present seems most perfect when it seeds lie in the past. And others, life is rendered flawless when we look towards future, glimpsing from within one golden moment all the joys the days to come might hold” 💕😢😭

THE TURNERS, NOW A FAMILY OF 5 OMGGGGGGG 😭😭

THE NUNS SO PURE ❣️ lol obviously

“We can not stand still because the world keeps turning. Every year must give way to the next and it’s stories must be folded, tucked away like children’s clothes outgrown, cherished and never quite forgotten”

VANNESSA ALWAYS SAYS THE RIGHT THINGS UGH

Aw Angela with Tim!

My BBY SHELAGH IN HER BLUE OUTFIT WITH UNNAMED BABY TURNER ID CRY IF I COULD

“1962 was a year of great change at Nonnatus House, but there’s always change, everywhere, there are always new faces, new tears to shed, new joys to invest in , yet the circle of love is not broken, it expands.” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT🙏🏼👏🏼🙌🏻😭😭😢😢💖💖

I NEED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL LIKE TOMORROW PLEASE

lol Val screaming it’s snowing 😭 same

PATSY!!!

SHE AND DELIA KISSED OMG

GOOD FOR THEM 😭

ALSO GOOD FOR ME bc I was tired of the same complaints that BBC broke them apart and Patsy was “sent away” nah man Emerald was busy!

“Love bares all things, love believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things and love never ends”

THIS WAS INCREDIBLE WOW IM A MESS

IF I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE COMMISSONED FOR 3 MORE SERIES I’D THINK THIS WAS THE END??

BUT UGH NOW WE MUST WAIT

ANYWAY I SEE THE LIGHT FOLKS

IDK IF THIS IS HELL OR HEAVEN BUT I AM DEAD, I SEE THE EARTH BEHIND ME

TBH ITS PROB HELL

Someone throw me in the damn ground already!!

In loving memory of Gabby Nuñez (1998-2017) taken far too soon because of the emotional toll brought by call the midwife, she didn’t choose to get so emotionally invested it just happened. She is grateful for her time on earth, you may leave comments, flowers or send money. Thank you for putting up with her nonsense and foolishness *now someone give my eulogy & someone else may come up and sing a hymn to conclude*