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Day: 27 "Costume"
Freddy vs. Jason
#literally look at this pic with the song “How can I live" by Ill Niño#omg why is this one actually so cool#also have you guys seen the height difference between Freddy and Jason??#Jason is a damn GIANT next to freddy#and Freddy is pretty tall#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#freddy krueger#jason voorhees#halloween2024#costume#sonadow#sonadowtober#freddy vs jason
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[ OC ] gaia
a demon adept in mimicry who escaped from hell and slaughtered a magical girl. she wears her skin and uses dark magic to preserve the image of her host in order to trick unsuspecting victims.
age: 70000
mimic form: 5’1
true form: 12’0 (including horns)
species: mimic demon
sexuality: aroace lesbian
in her mimic form, she uses a variety of weapons to dispose of innocents she doesn’t deem “worthy” to inhabit. her favourite is the chainsaw due to its messy tendencies. being stuck in hell for hundreds of centuries and only now escaping to the surface, she is fascinated with man-made weaponry, and finds it satisfying to kill humans with their own creations.
in her true form, she has sharp misshapen teeth, sunken eyes, long thin hair, sharp horns and claws. she is not made to be comprehended by humans, so to mortals, her body is a thin, constantly altering and pulsing mass of black vines. this is used to disorient victims.
gaia’s mimicry can be identified by the blurry/muddied, almost glassy eyes of her hosts. she has yet to find a way to disguise eyes properly. this detail is almost unnoticeable to mortals, however to other demons and hunters from hell like lynne, its very easy to spot.
as gaia is a runaway sinner, she is actively being hunted by lynne. however, despite lynne’s orders, she seems to have formed a strange bond with gaia. whether it is genuine or simply a form of deceit to lure in and dispose of the mimic is unknown.
#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#wlw#lesbian#oc#ocs#original character#demon oc#mimic oc#mimicry#eldrich horror#body horror tw#tall manipulative murderous demon girl save me#sapphic#magical girl#magical girls#oc: gaia#magical girl oc#eldritch oc#horror#long post#can you tell shes like. my favourite#like girl why did you write so much!!!! damn!!!!!#this bitch loooooves eldritch abominations#oc: lynne#she’s mentioned so why not#they’re gay as hell btw
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mr wines: [screaming and sobbing on the cricket pitch about how it used to be a king]
me, twirling my very short hair: you're REALLY tall.....
#fallen london#mr wines#[narrator voice] here 'you're REALLY tall' means 'i want you carnally'#but in an emotional way.#“isn't that a different form of attraction”#you don't understand. i want to see that spacebat Obliterated.#this post brought to u by me buying & playing cricket anyone#and also reading the wines trance dream#it's made me Unwell#also damn i get why people loved cricket anyone so much#i kept going over to wines to drink bc i was like damn i don't wanna miss whatever this wines judgement content is#surely i have to find it somehow#not realizing that it was gonna just go WILD there at the end#even knowing The Lore was gonna exist i sure still got a hell of an experience
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Got really bored tonight and decided before my shifting attempt I look at my height compared to others in my crossover Dr
#shiftblr#reality shifting#shifting#shifting realities#desired reality#shifting community#shifting antis dni#reality shift#shifters#crossover dr#bro I’m fucking crying at Sonic and ko’s height#I knew they were short but DAMN#also Xemmas height kills me BRO WHY ARE YOU SO TALL
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for the shit I gave Andrey for not owning a single shirt. Frankly, I doubt that Eva owns any either. It's just scarfs and loose fabrics in her closet.
#Andrey 🤝 Eva -> freeing the nipple#they didn't want the herb brides to out-cunt them#Why do I feel like Peter actually only has one (1) shirt. the one he's always wearing.#he washes it by showering with it#Between all the utopians. your best bet of who to borrow clothes from is Vlad or Maria depending on your style#Bc Victor dresses in a... not gonna even dignify his minimum office-siren core by acknowledging it.#He dresses business like and professional but bc its so bare and minimalistic it comes off as slutty#Georgiy's wearing a medieval robe in p1...or a bathroom robe not sure#While in P2 he has an apron on which is hot as fuck with the cuffed sleeves shirt especially on a gilf like make it work grandaddy#but nothing youd wanna borrow bc he's tall af and buff. damn those forearms- well... unless you have his exact size#♧Andrey#♧eva#♧the utopians
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMPHAROS ARE ONLY 1,4 METERS TALL I THOUGHT THEY WERE WAY BIGGER THAN THAT
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#anyways Pharos evolved#hooray!#why are you so damn short girl#idk I can’t be the only one who thought this righ?#like I was assuming they were like. 2 meters tall.#stuff i drew#tarn plays omega ruby
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young coriolanus snow got to me yall
#tom blyth you look so sexy in a blonde buzzcut.........#wasnt actually gonna go to this movie bc i was disappointed w the book and left that memory behind but friends wanted to go#and sufficed to say I Am Not Immune To Tall Evil Men#although i have my criticisms of the story (that lies w suzanne collins) ... one thing i want to criticize abt this movie is why does the#camera work look so amateurish? it's not too bad but sometimes it was glaringly obvious and i kept trying to visualize the scene#differently in my head or try to correct it 😓😓#it's a minor criticism. whateva i enjoyed the movie for what it was#and that damn buzzcut.................................................. fck you president snow#bakma bana
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jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic
#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship'#like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse#if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY#now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default#also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet#subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate#also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)???#at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him#too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed#listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci#jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person#plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing#also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍#JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving#the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female#mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3#the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting#tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO#ramblings!#zhongxiao#if you want to filter it out ??
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why is everyone so fucking. tall. i'm short but i swear i'm not THAT far off average why does everyone tower over me.
#im 5'5 like okay thats short for a guy but it's PRETTY close to average#you cant even use the genetics argument where i live is a multicultural hotpot WHY ARE YOU ALL SO DAMN TALL
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hey man do you have to have a hand on his waist like that and then stare dead into the camera (x)
#have to avert my eyes girl why are you so intense#relax you can hug ekky in peace damn#minding my own business and then getting jumpscared with this#forsblad hug...#the hugging is intricate...#i do forget how tall ekky is but when theyre like that it just blurs my awareness of it#hi mikksy at the scene of the crime#red ears...#his hands frame the top and bottom of the 5 so well...possessive...#why does this feel like when you accidentally make eyecontact with the couple you think is hot and one of them absolutely knows that so when#they catch you staring just makes it worse like so and it all just gets kinda weird but in a good squirmy way but jesus christ man chill
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Unfortunately for Monster Next Door I just find Mhing aka Mor Pee extremely dreamy. So... uhm... the episode didn't exactly land for me whenever he was on screen. 🥴
#monster next door#jane watches stuff#i am extremely biased because of our days#also i thought mhing acted his part so well#and i didn't realise he was this tall#also if evil why dress so well#i was dreaming up a spin-off scenario where pee learns from his mistakes and meets someone new the whole time they were stuck in the lift#thank you kongthup for not turning him into a cliché#but damn when he glossed over diew opening up to him out of awkwardness#so extremely tone-deaf just yikes all around#but anyway mhing! 😍😍😍
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if you’re taller than 6,0. I hope you die a million deaths. That’s so rude like wtf man. I’m not even short but you need EVERYONE to look up to you??? asshole. I’m omw to cut you down to the appropriate size.
#Fuck you jacob Elordi why r u so damn tall#You’re hot but SIX FIVE IS RIDICULOUS#jacob elordi#felix catton#saltburn#goober post
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(shows up a month or so later) ✨
i shouldnt have been surprised that kagetsu won the poll ALSKDJF as soon as i saw the first votes i was like "ohhh no"
so ANYWAYS kagetsu !! and a few other doots ive done of him i wanted to show :)
#doots#the other doots i wanted to do from the polls WONT BE AS EXTENSIVE#this was just special mostly bc i drew kagetsus before but never showed on main >_>#and then decided with a DIFFERENT poll 'okay lets just show all the kagetsu dootdoots'#so here you go. some kagetsu dootdoots#i have to look at the poll again i dont remember who i put LAKSJDFHALH#ANYHOOTS#the only reason why i finished this was bc SOMEONE DIDNT WANNA SIT DOWN AND FINISH HIS LECTURES (me)#so i had to compromise and find something to make me sit while listening.#and lo and behold.#fe engage#fe17#fire emblem engage#fe kagetsu#kagetsu#damn i feel so silly tagging it w so many HRM but okay !#ALSO i love the little winter coat he has in his notebook page i think we should talk about it more#hes freezing in elusia :/ bundle him up#also that one where hes like 'its exhilarating up here!' was something i drew#when i first got his line about how tall somniel is or something like that#BUT YEAH RAMBLING TOO MUCH SORRY LMAO
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FAILED AT ROLLING 💔💔💔💔
#qwerty rolls#I WAS CLOSE THOUGH........#ONE METER?!?!?!?!? mr king you're out of your goddamn mind#BUT HE'S SO FUCKING MEAN IT'S SO FUNNY...WHAT ARE YOU YELLOW? GREEN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND ALREADY#why is he having beef with his 5cm tall son....
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#i think this is just my irritability from my meds#so i’m putting my rant down in the tags#im going to delete this later but i just needed to get this out bc i’ve seen it quite a few times now#but if i see one more fuckin person say something along the lines of ‘stop drawing the iterators/slugcats in this way because it’s boring#or wrong or doesn’t match up with MY HEADCANON’#im gonna fucking lose it. if you want to see slugcats or iterators drawn how YOU like them. why don’t YOU draw them. or YOU pay other#artists you draw them for you?#the fact that some people are so god damn entitled to fanworks that passionate people are making FOR FREE#this isn’t about any of my followers or anything and i block people who say shit like that on sight but for real.#your interpretations of characters and designs are not the end all be all. i interpret sigs shape language as pointy! a lot of the fandom#sees her as square! you know what i DONT do? make posts about how artists should stop drawing him square#you know what i DO do? draw her pointy MYSELF!#i’ll delete this later bc it really doesn’t matter and it’s NOT directed at any of my followers or moots it’s just a general thing ive seen#you do realize that most of what we have to go off of are 10 pixel tall muppets right.#going crazy stupid with designs is FUN! im beginning to think some of y’all take this shit WAY too seriously lmao#anyways.
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