#this post brought to u by me buying & playing cricket anyone
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mr wines: [screaming and sobbing on the cricket pitch about how it used to be a king]
me, twirling my very short hair: you're REALLY tall.....
#fallen london#mr wines#[narrator voice] here 'you're REALLY tall' means 'i want you carnally'#but in an emotional way.#“isn't that a different form of attraction”#you don't understand. i want to see that spacebat Obliterated.#this post brought to u by me buying & playing cricket anyone#and also reading the wines trance dream#it's made me Unwell#also damn i get why people loved cricket anyone so much#i kept going over to wines to drink bc i was like damn i don't wanna miss whatever this wines judgement content is#surely i have to find it somehow#not realizing that it was gonna just go WILD there at the end#even knowing The Lore was gonna exist i sure still got a hell of an experience
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