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breedthepriest · 4 days ago

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Would you let a sensitive white boy into your house?

#james sunderland #silent hill 2 #silent hill 2 remake

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breedthepriest · 4 days ago

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

#Spotify

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breedthepriest · 11 days ago

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breedthepriest · 25 days ago

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It's kinda stupid that me, a crazy ass priest fucker, would hate a priest like John Ward because I couldn't get his dumbass out of Gary's Freaky Fusion Family (Super Miriam).

Also unlocked the achievement for dying over 50 times to that fucking boss.

#priest speaks #faith: the unholy trinity #faith game #video games #gaming #gaming post #shitpost

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breedthepriest · 29 days ago

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I hate myself, I look like shit and I could care less about it.

(meanwhile, me slaying away under the golden hours):

Ok tumblr poll ever

i know im posting on the sad nerd site but

#priest reblogs #slaying #random polls #random post #shitpost

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breedthepriest · 1 month ago

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CupcakKe has taken over this dining room.

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breedthepriest · 1 month ago

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Average Zaunite Chem druggie user:

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breedthepriest · 1 month ago

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Bro took "Fuck the Earth" literally.

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breedthepriest · 2 months ago

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#me and whoever hates me via abusing #or pretty much envy over the little things I'm happy with #priest reblogs

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breedthepriest · 3 months ago

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My Halloween Costumes:

ok just curious.

#either I become pathetic or just be slutty #james sunderland #silent hill 2 #silent hill 2 remake #olivine #olivine nu carnival #nu: carnival #horror games #bl game #priest reblogs

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breedthepriest · 3 months ago

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Isn't Nu: Carnival just basically Yaoi Steven Universe.

#minors dni #minors do not interact #nu: carnival #nu: ca #nukani #yaoi #yaoi game #yaoi bl

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breedthepriest · 3 months ago

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As a whore of God, getting on my knees to provide for myself to live is pretty much a respectable thing.

#priest reblogs

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breedthepriest · 3 months ago

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to those who wish to see breakdancing priest from my last reblog do not worry I've got you

#john ward #father john ward #faith #faith: the unholy trinity #faith game

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breedthepriest · 3 months ago

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PLS- WHY IS THIS TRUE-

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.