breedthepriest
Milk the Priest.
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Slut/Slutet. If you think I'm a human being, I'm not. Warning: Shitposts Inbound.
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breedthepriest · 13 days ago
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My Halloween Costumes:
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ok just curious.
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breedthepriest · 15 days ago
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Isn't Nu: Carnival just basically Yaoi Steven Universe.
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breedthepriest · 16 days ago
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As a whore of God, getting on my knees to provide for myself to live is pretty much a respectable thing.
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breedthepriest · 19 days ago
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to those who wish to see breakdancing priest from my last reblog do not worry I've got you
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breedthepriest · 26 days ago
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PLS- WHY IS THIS TRUE-
Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.
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breedthepriest · 27 days ago
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PLSS- This looks like Silent Hill 2 in Animal Crossing-
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LATE HOMEWORK (2024) — developed by sodaraptor.
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breedthepriest · 1 month ago
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Desperately need a cover for this masterpiece.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Your sword is long, your lance is keen, your shining helm afar is seen
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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do you know a lesbian in real life? (or another lesbian if you are one)
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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Rough sketches and incomplete stuff I did before quitting art.
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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STACY'S MOM HAS
GOT IT GOIN ON
SHES ALL I WANT
I'VE WAITED SO LONG
notes for stacy:
she cannot see
she's not the one for me
moral conundrums I'm contemplating:
might be wrong
definite truths
in love with stacy's mom. (me)
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny
discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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Update; found the artist, link below:
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Artist credits here: https://twitter.com/psangrattanakul/status/1637843597369434113?t=emKbQ_fl2jCf0iPQwP8W1g&s=19
What do you have currently as your phone wallpaper?
Image of a character you like
Photo of a family member/s
Photo of a pet/s
Photo of a friend/s
Photo of a celebrity or someone you follow
A selfie??
Just a plain color background
Landscape pic
Something else??
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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Great, I'm a straight-up bitch.
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so as one does i decide to scroll through uquiz bc im easily distracted and find this quiz
“can i guess your sexuality?” no!! ofc you can’t you’ll never-
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nvm i guess ill just shut up
[but anyways you should try it too!! @saturnneedsspace ]
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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do you have a guilty pleasure song?
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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do you regularly listen to non-english music?
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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