breedthepriest
breedthepriest
Milk the Priest.
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Slut/Slutet. If you think I'm a human being, I'm not. Warning: Shitposts Inbound.
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breedthepriest · 11 days ago
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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time
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breedthepriest · 14 days ago
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"Darling~, look at my legs! Aren't they the cutest?"
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breedthepriest · 14 days ago
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breedthepriest · 14 days ago
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It's amazing that I don't support reblogs on Palestinians- wait, "Palestinians" who need help.
Recently, many websites/apps has a lot of pro-Palestinian aid for people who are out there, suffering in their homeland and letting the world know of their pain.
But then, there's also scammers. Scammers who pretend to be said "survivors" who use images of the victims, use fake Muslim names and make up a story about their "survival" story.
I get that everyone needs help in the world, but if you're gonna make your life a lie by cheating others, I hope to see you in Hell, even if you don't believe in the afterlife.
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breedthepriest · 1 month ago
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breedthepriest · 1 month ago
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breedthepriest · 1 month ago
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Bro's got the step-family fetish-
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i could never leave here
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breedthepriest · 2 months ago
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breedthepriest · 2 months ago
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Would you let a sensitive white boy into your house?
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breedthepriest · 2 months ago
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
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breedthepriest · 2 months ago
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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I hate myself, I look like shit and I could care less about it.
(meanwhile, me slaying away under the golden hours):
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Ok tumblr poll ever
i know im posting on the sad nerd site but
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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CupcakKe has taken over this dining room.
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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Average Zaunite Chem druggie user:
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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Bro took "Fuck the Earth" literally.
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breedthepriest · 3 months ago
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breedthepriest · 4 months ago
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My Halloween Costumes:
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ok just curious.
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