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My Halloween Costumes:

ok just curious.

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Isn't Nu: Carnival just basically Yaoi Steven Universe.

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As a whore of God, getting on my knees to provide for myself to live is pretty much a respectable thing.

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to those who wish to see breakdancing priest from my last reblog do not worry I've got you

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PLS- WHY IS THIS TRUE-

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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PLSS- This looks like Silent Hill 2 in Animal Crossing-

LATE HOMEWORK (2024) — developed by sodaraptor.

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Desperately need a cover for this masterpiece.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Your sword is long, your lance is keen, your shining helm afar is seen

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do you know a lesbian in real life? (or another lesbian if you are one)

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Rough sketches and incomplete stuff I did before quitting art.

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STACY'S MOM HAS

GOT IT GOIN ON

SHES ALL I WANT

I'VE WAITED SO LONG

notes for stacy:

she cannot see

she's not the one for me

moral conundrums I'm contemplating:

might be wrong

definite truths

in love with stacy's mom. (me)

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

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Update; found the artist, link below:

Artist credits here: https://twitter.com/psangrattanakul/status/1637843597369434113?t=emKbQ_fl2jCf0iPQwP8W1g&s=19

What do you have currently as your phone wallpaper?

Image of a character you like

Photo of a family member/s

Photo of a pet/s

Photo of a friend/s

Photo of a celebrity or someone you follow

A selfie??

Just a plain color background

Landscape pic

Something else??

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Great, I'm a straight-up bitch.

so as one does i decide to scroll through uquiz bc im easily distracted and find this quiz

“can i guess your sexuality?” no!! ofc you can’t you’ll never-

nvm i guess ill just shut up

[but anyways you should try it too!! @saturnneedsspace ]

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do you have a guilty pleasure song?

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do you regularly listen to non-english music?