#rick roll

[you-know-that-you-like-it]

everyone needs to see this chaos

Hello detective, I have had this screenshot saved for a while. It came from a post with a bunch of really awesome quotes from a biography. I cannot find the post. Help would be appreciated, and thanks for all you do.

there i was, trackin' down today's post case. it was a slippery one, and i didn't think i'd be able to find it at all. but there, just barely eluding my grasp, was what looked to be the post. i hunted, fought with tumblr, nearly got a virus from some sketchy website i ended up on, but finally the post was within my grasp! i clicked the link, raced to the post, and... it was my client. a well wish to me for never giving up with an attached rickroll and the quote i sought

was this it? was the spoils of my hunt just a rickroll? no i thought. it couldn't be. the message was thanking me for never giving up. this was simply just a red herring! i pressed onward, because there was one more mention on tumblr that i had noticed in my travels from a different blog. i tracked it down, fought for it, and once again i found the post. i clicked the link and... it was my client again!

this was starting to grow complicated. i had exhausted every mention of the quote from tumblr and everything led back to my client. was this an elaborate prank? just a rickroll? it was starting to look like it. but i was curious about just one thing... was this quote even from the biography? so, to answer this, i scowered the internet looking for a free pdf (because i currently am dirt broke) and managed to find one. i downloaded it and scanned the book for the quoted paragraph and, sure enough, there it was in black and white:

so, this means the associated quote was real. but this didn't answer the question of where the post was. the only other mention on the entire internet regarding "the swimming pool was full of furniture" is a news article from earlier this month about a Dallas tornado

defeated, and unsure where else to turn, i decided to take a look at my client's blog. and, to my shock and horror, i realized something that would've saved me a lot of time had i noticed it sooner... my client was a rickroll gimmick blog. this was an elaborate prank

you sent me on a wild goose chase, good sir. and i very much respect it. this was phenomenal and i had a blast. have a great day!

Post Case: ...Closed?

[definetelynotdepressed]

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Statement of a one Rick Astley, regarding him never being a bad romantic partner, ever. Statement begins--

[wonderful-emoji]

[theriu]

I didn’t know how to make polls last for a week last time. Let’s see how the percentages line up on a grander scale and how many more people want to destroy me! :D

[firestorm-fox]

ok who let Eclipse on the internet?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got rickrolled. I don’t remember anything else besides waking up and having the second half of the song continuing in my head.

[ladytengen]

Thinks about letting you down

[ash5monster01]

was going through pictures on google…..

please who did this, I need someone to fess up immediately 😭

[feralportalmaster]

Obsessed with the idea that Mister Overload’s secret identity is a guy called “Rick Roll”

[odinsblog]

Accurate af

(source)

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Never Gonna Give You Up • Whenever You Need Somebody • Together Forever • It Would Take A Strong Strong Man • The Love Has Gone • Don't Say Goodbye • Slipping Away • No More Looking For Love • You Move Me • When I Fall In Love

Spotify ♪ YouTube

[energeticwarrior]

Dan and Phil edit to “Uma Thurman” by FOB

[maybe-im-dark]

Wade wants to teach Logan about memes and the internet. One time, Logan asks about a song and Wade takes the opportunity to rick-roll him by sending him the link.

Logan: "That's the wrong song i think!"

Wade: "Hahaha, yeah you got rick-rolled! I'm never gonna send you the right song!"

Logan: "Ok. Then don't."

Wade: "You're not mad i sent you this song instead?"

Logan: "Nope. I don't care."

Wade: "So, rick-rolling doesn't affect you?'

Logan: "Apparently not."

Cue Wade sulking, because he was hoping for some angry sex.

[futurebird]

glyph of power

[wonderonamission]