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life-of-eris · 1 year
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I just did some quick math and the motherfuckers I work for pay me literally exactly enough so that I don't qualify for medicaid. Bastards.
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24seven987 · 1 year
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astrxealis · 2 years
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM. very happy. my speech i had to give that i crammed on bcs i was really anxious about even just thinking it and i had to deliver it memorized and in front of the whole class for the first time in years? i only got. minus 1.25
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#i was really anxious uhh even like. now. a whole month after? egeshbgjh like damn what if i get a bunch of mistakes#but nah apparently i did really well !! proud of myself oh my god#i'm much better at speaking than i probably seem often irl. i'm just shy and anxious and need a proper environment#me at home i can talk with an incredibly loud voice for hours. unfortunately lune knows this very well LMFAO#my dad also has a loud voice but sometimes i even speak louder than him. so. yeah. really loud voice#i'm good at speaking aaa idk i keep putting myself down sometimes even if i am confident and i know what i can do!#anyways i also think i am more. less confused on course choices :] i want bs psych fr aaa i want to help people a lot in that regard#i'm going to look up more on it tho! compsci i'm good actually as a 2nd choice. i'm more feeling > thinking but i am a huge thinker lol#hashtag i love math LMFAO i just haven't been putting in as much effort but i do believe in myself! so. yeah#miss ty for the comments LOL i agree a lot. too much unnecessary movements. i always speak like that eee oops#i have my next speech uhh... next tues actually! also really anxious and stressed but less so. i'll just need to work on it asap and prepar#.75 minus for delivery makes sense! uhh .5 minus on content. i think i get it but i'll just keep it in mind as i make my next script#tbh i get so anxious too reciting during class but i have a lot to say usually and the teacher often says exactly the same idea or aka#i'm correct. so. raghhhhh i will recite more !!! almost end of the sy but it's never too late to improve. even if i recite wrong its still#added to my grades. so yeah. anyway uhh !! idk i love speaking a lot actually lol i'll try my best to be diligent productive etc#raghh i will do my best ... i am very smart ive just been slacking a bit since the pandemic bcs constant state of Tired. + anxiety#okay i don't really get the minus on content uhh is it bcs i didn't really have sources LMFAO it was a personal speech anyway but#im good at writing and good at speaking i will just do my best and uh. goodbye. not cramming#I ALSO EXERCISED TODAY. like. yeah. i should exercise a lot daily. also i did finger exercises hashtag guitarist era <3#my fingers and hands are already very flexible lol i'm double-jointed and always played w my hands even now! but i forgor warmups existed#the amount of mistakes i got for my speech really make sense lol i should really prepare more in advance! procrastination is my enemy
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mikichko · 5 months
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you’ve relied on yourself for so long that it’s a little jarring when gaz or soap (or both tbh) are there to help you out.
it starts off small, seeing you wobble around the grocery store with your left foot encased in a walking boot. its infuriating to watch as other customers weave carefully around you, as if you’re plagued instead of helping you out. so he takes matters into his own hands and helps you out. afterall, what would his mother say if he hadnt helped a pretty thing like you out?
“need a hand?” he asks but doesn’t wait for a response. instead, he pries the basket out of your hands, ignoring any attempt to take it back. your cheeks feel hot and you stutter through a rebuttal, trying to tell him that you’re okay but he doesn’t pay it any mind.
you spend the next half hour adding items to the basket while he tries to chat you up. by the time you’re done checking out he’s holding your bags and asking where your car is.
the tips of your ears burn when you tell him that you don’t own a car, you actually live close by. he gives you a sly grin and asks you where to, no intention of letting you walk home without help in your current condition. he memorizes your address and makes a note to alter his daily walk route to pass by.
and suddenly this one time thing starts to become the new normal. oh you’re bringing in some new things into your apartment? let him help you! doctor’s told you you’re not supposed to be lifting anything too heavy.
walking out of you apartment on an errand? oh what a coincidence! he’s got an errand to run in that part of town too! why don’t you hold on to him and use his arm as support as you’re hobbling over?
oh no! did the delivery drivers refuse to bring up your package to your apartment! there’s no need to worry love, he’ll help you out. he hoists the package over his shoulder, barely winded asking, “right then, where’d you want this?”
absolutely does not miss the way you gawk at him as you usher him to the elevator. feigning ignorance as he watches you try and fail to not eye him up.
and of course he’s so gracious and helps ease up the tension and stress that comes with being injured, has you on your back, legs over his shoulder, pressing a kiss to the bruised ankle as he rolls his hips into you.
“that’s it. pretty thing like you doesn’t need to worry about anything else but cumming on this cock. let me handle it all for you.”
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jaehunnyy · 1 year
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Ateez and the things they do for you while on tour
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Genre: established relationship, floof—lots of it, crack-ish?
Word count: 1.9k
Pairing: idols!Ateez x gn!reader
Warnings: pet names (+ reader calling Mingi princess), possible grammar mistakes
Taglist: @shakalakaboomboo, @pocketjoong-reads, @nebulousbrainsoup, @justhere4kpop, @bluehwale, @bluisheye93, @ssaboala, @i-luvsang, @ad0rechuu
Networks: @cromernet 🤍
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Hongjoong - falling asleep on face-time
☆ Hongjoong keeps track of every single difference between his and your timezone, having it as a daily reminder on the world clock.
☆ It doesn't matter how tired he is after performing and melting million hearts;
☆ He could never be too tired for his love.
☆ Calls you when he's on his way to the hotel room if it's at a suitable hour;
☆ If not, he would settle for napping for a bit and set an alarm so he can call you at a reasonable time.
☆ Loves having your voice playing in the background for whenever sleep gets too hard to fight against (and if you start talking about your day, it's simply music for his ears).
☆ Smiles contentedly, even in his sleep, when you tell him how proud you are and how much you love and miss him.
☆ "You shined today too, baby. I am so, so, proud of you, and I hope you know that."
☆ Even when he's drowsy—droopy eyes, mouth slightly open, almost slipping into the dreams' world, he would never be too tired to mouth an "I love you too, love; thanks for being by my side,"—might come off as a mumble, but the intention is there.
☆ And that's the tutorial on how to make your sleepy Joong happy. :)
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Seonghwa - buying souvenirs
☆ Seonghwa would buy the whole shop for you if he could. 
☆ Not that he didn't want to, but Yeosang—his shopping companion, didn't allow that to happen. 
☆ Whenever he sees a cute object, be it little or big, his eyes gather the whole universe in them, an excited smile creeping on his face, as the only thing he can say is "Y/n! :D" 
☆ Magnets? "These would look amazing on their fridge!" 
☆ Clothes? "I remember they said they needed a new cardigan." 
☆ Plushies? "Y/n's shelves have been pretty empty lately, these would look great in there :D." 
☆ And who are you to burst his bubble? It's not like you didn't try to tell him that he should tone it down; but he didn't even bother to listen to you, stuffing more and more into his luggage for when he comes home to show you. 
☆ When unboxing, he would just smile and proceed to take more out of his suitcase. 
☆ "Honey, you don't need to spend so much money on me…" You say, looking at the suitcase he claimed was filled with only souvenirs. 
☆ "Can you blame me, starlight? Let me spoil you." He smiles, settling himself on the floor as he keeps on unpacking, making you accept your fate and smile as well.
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Yunho - sending you dancing videos
☆ This man is all but leaving you alone—not that you're complaining or anything. 
☆ He would send you videos of him practicing every single hour, maybe call you too, just to show (and maybe flex) his fantastic dancing skills. 
☆ Sometimes, he would even call you and ask you to learn something together—he just loves to see you dance with him, okay? 
☆ Always asks for your opinion first, on every cover he wants to post. 
☆ "I think that's good enough to post, Yun—" Wooyoung would try to say, but his friend would brush him off quickly. 
☆ "Let me ask Y/n first! :D" 
☆ The moment the warmth of your praises engulfs him—he becomes a malfunctional boy; smiling from ear to ear, continuously staring at your texts, making everyone around him ask him if he is okay, if he needs to see a doctor or something (it's just his friends being the teases they are)—yet he wouldn't care, he is in love <3. 
☆ "Of course it's amazing, Yuyu. You're doing amazing everytime <333." 
☆ He would melt into a puddle. 
☆ "No words can explain how thankful I am for you, my darling." 
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Yeosang - delivering sweet nothings
☆ Yeosang would send special deliveries for his significant other.
☆ He has to make sure his baby is being well taken care of even when he's away, doesn't he?
☆ If you randomly get up due to the sound of your doorbell—know that Yeo planned something; again.
☆ Sometimes it's fresh food from your favorite restaurant; sometimes flowers bouquets.
☆ Sometimes, even your favorite hoodie of his—to remind you of him, and his scent.
☆ He would be sneaky and innocent about it too—he would never admit it's him (he would, you just have to be cute enough for it).
☆ "Yeoooo, the flowers you sent yesterday are still there! Where am I supposed to place these ones?"
☆ "What flowers, sweets? I didn't send you anything though?" The lie would slip through his lips, soon curling into a mischievous smile.
☆ Secretly—he enjoys it way too much—seeing how happy you are after the warm meal, how you couldn't stop smelling the flowers he chose for you.
☆ He loved you so much and he had to prove it somehow, even if he was miles away from you.
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San - hugging his phone while face-timing
☆ San loves physical attention; he craves it—a lot.
☆ And though there's no way you can give it to him, he finds one, 'cause he's your smart boyfriend.
☆ He came up with the sudden idea of you hugging your phones at the same time, as silly as that might sound.
☆ Hugging the devices to your chests was giving him enormous comfort—not so much of a physical one, but one for the heart, at least.
☆ At first, you didn't expect him to want this to be a regular thing, you thought he would do it one time and then forget about it—or simply leave it aside.
☆ No. Your boyfriend started doing that every single call.
☆ "Y/nnnnn, do you feel it? The warmth?" He asks, his eyes shaped into little crescent moons, while the joy would dig little dimples into his cheeks.
☆ "Sannie… all I feel is how hot my phone got after three hours of continuously face-timing you," you say, looking at his pout through the screen.
☆ "Can you at least pretend? It's the only thing that unites us right now, so please pretend it's me you're hugging, sweets."
☆ With time, you came to understand what he was talking about—it felt nice to imagine him cuddled into your arms, counting the days and hoping they would pass faster and give you your boyfriend back.
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Mingi - sending you voice texts
☆ Mingi would send you cute voice texts, and expects you to answer in the same manner.
☆ He would send one right after he woke up, the hoarseness of his voice echoing through your ears and making you giggle.
☆ Would also send you lots of them when he reaches the comfort of his hotel bed, telling you about his day and waiting for you to call, for the live experience.
☆ Sometimes, he would send some in the middle of the day, and when you play them, you're met with the beauty of his singing voice, playing one of the songs he had written, just for you.
☆ Along with comfort, they would usually make tears prickle at the corner of your eyes—because you miss him, and because the depth of the lyrics makes you want to give him the biggest hug ever.
☆ Mingi would also send you vocal texts of him silly laughing at random jokes, or funny videos, claiming that he doesn't want you to forget his laugh (don't forget he wants to hear yours too).
☆ And hearing him laugh would automatically make you cackle too, recording it just in time.
☆ "Princess? If I had a superpower, I wish I could teleport," you said, sending the short voice message to him.
☆ "And why is that, sweetheart?" He asks, in the same manner.
☆ "So I can come there and give you the biggest hug ever," and that was enough to make him melt and think about how much he loves you.
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Wooyoung - recording daily vlogs
☆ Wooyoung would be recording silly little vlogs for you at every single step.
☆ No one and nothing could hold him back from turning his camera on selfie mode and pressing the rec button (but also, no one can stop him when he's about to fall 'cause he doesn't see where he steps).
☆ As soon as he gets into his hotel room, he will start making the room tour for you, explaining every detail he notices about it.
☆ Sometimes, he would trick some staff members into showing him the stage outfits beforehand, just for you to wake up with an outfit check vlog made by your boyfriend, exclusively.
☆ He could be anywhere—restaurant, preparing to eat; backstage, preparing to go on stage, or simply walking around the city—it wouldn't matter, his hand is always able to hold a camera or at least his phone.
☆ Oh, and don't you dare interrupt him—he gave San the nastiest look when he called Woo for game night.
☆ "I'm recording my daily vlog for Y/n, can't you see, San? When did you become so heartless?" He asked, hand holding his heart as San raised his arms, defeated.
☆ "Sorry, angel. San is bothering me. Back to you now! :D"
☆ If you could ever make time to send him one of your own daily vlogs too, he would be the happiest man; saving it and staring at it all along, like a lucky charm.
☆ "I decided I should send you a daily vlog from work too, can't let my pookie forget my face and voice," you said, and his lips stretched into the widest smile.
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Jongho - singing lullabies for you
☆ Jongho's honey-like voice would melt into another lullaby you asked him for, despite the late hour you were talking at.
☆ You missed your boyfriend's presence—his beautiful gummy smile whenever you told him you loved him, his hugs, everything about him.
☆ And, last but not least, you missed his voice.
☆ You found it hard to sleep without him talking to you, or without hearing him practice another melodious ballad again—and you craved it.
☆ And it seemed like he missed doing these acts of service for you as well;
☆ 'Cause, the second you told him that you wanted to hear him, he didn't hesitate to immediately call you and start to sing another soulful song for you, smiling whenever you complimented him.
☆ His passion was something great to watch too—from the way his eyelashes would stroke his skin whenever he closed his eyes, the way his mouth opened whenever he hits any high notes, to the confidence on his face.
☆ You could swear that your admiration for him painted his cheeks into a crimson blush, yet he couldn't complain, he was proud to have you by his side.
☆ "Can you sing the chorus one more time, please? I don't want it to end before I fall asleep." You asked, looking at him before closing your eyes in order to fall asleep while he was still singing for you.
☆ He let a soft smile appear on his face, singing for you once again and only stopping when you finally fell asleep, whispering a sweet "Good night, sunshine."
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asteroshearts · 9 months
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My Type
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Oh no! Nanami's wife is just Itadori's type!
Or the story of how, upon meeting Nanami's wife, Itadori just can't take his eyes off her.
Nanami x Reader
Tags: this story was referenced here, but can be read completely alone, she/her pronouns, discussions of body types, Itadori's a bit of a pervert here (but he doesn't actually see anything!! Nanami, however, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)), typical anime flashing
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Hey Ken: How are you feeling?
You: Like shit My fever got worse after you left
Hey Ken: I'll be home soon. Please take ibuprofen, drink lots of water, and rest as much as you can. I'm finishing up now.
You: I just checked our cabinet We ran out of Bufferin UGHHHH I feel terrible I fucking told Daiki from accounting that he should go home if he was coughing but he said it was fine AND COUGHED IN MY FACE And now look at me
Hey Ken: We're out? I'll pick some up on my way home while I grab our other groceries. Please wait for me until then. Take a nap if you can. You're just going to get more exhausted thinking of the idiots in your office.
You: I looked online, delivery is going to take over an hour I'm getting dizzier I don't want to wait I'm going to go to the Matsukiyo near us to get it myself
Hey Ken: What?
Hey Ken: Don't go. I'll pick it up.
Hey Ken: Darling. Read my messages.
Hey Ken: Pick up the phone.
(10) Missed Calls
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Several moments ago…
Itadori already thought that today got off to a weird start.
To begin with, it wasn't Ijichi in the driver's seat to pick him up today, but Nanamin. It also wasn't the Jujutsu Tech standard vehicle, but a nice, sleek, and expensive Porsche.
"W-Woah! Nanamin!" Itadori called then. Eyes wide and bright at the polished paint that glistened in the heavy sunlight. "Nice ride!" he said giddily, running his fingers across the aerodynamic doors. Popping his head up toward Nanami's window, he said, "This must've cost you a fortune!" And he thought that Gojo-sensei spent crazily.
"It was a gift," Nanami flatly said. The boy gaped at him like a fish. But who would just give away a car like this? They had to be really close — or maybe he had saved some rich guy and he thanked Nanamin by giving him a brand new car! The boy's eyes shone. Maybe one day he could get a nice gift like — "Get in." The doors unlocked.
"Hiya, Ijichi-san! Must be nice not driving for once, huh?" While marveling at the car's clean interior, he hopped into the back seat, feeling the leather under his hands and the cool blast of the AC hit his sweaty hair after being in the summer sun.
"Good morning, Itadori-kun," the dark-haired man said with a nervous smile. The car rumbled beneath them as Nanami turned the engine back on. "Nanami-san is surely giving me a nice change of pace — "
"Our duties will not change," Nanami stated, turning the wheel. "Ijichi-san is still required to do his job, as well as you, Itadori-kun. Don't get distracted." The pink-haired boy pouted in the backseat. "It just so happens that I have urgent errands to run after this, so time is of the essence."
Turning into an alleyway, Nanami smoothly hit the brakes and put the car into park. "Let's go."
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Luckily for him, the curse was a low-level one mostly used for teaching Itadori the ropes, and the two of them managed to exorcise it in record time. For someone who was just thrust into the world of curses several weeks ago, he was doing well. As well as anyone could in his situation.
The boy was still a bumbling newbie, but he had a good head on his shoulders and was a strong opponent for most curses that they dealt with on a daily basis. Lips twitching into a frown, the blond thought that if Gojo didn't poison the youth's mind, surely Yuji would continue having a nice and mature head on his shoulders.
Nanami had to drop Ijichi off at his next assignment, but other than that, all he needed was to drop Itadori off at the college and then he could return to his sick wife. Paperwork still needed to be done, but luckily he could finish that at a later time. Unfortunately, last night you had a major headache and showed signs of an upcoming sickness this morning.
He had just barely convinced you to not do remote work and just take the day off to rest instead. However, as he checked on his messages with you, he found out that you were insisting on double — no, triple mask to go to the pharmacy yourself. All while you had a 37.5-degree fever.
He tried to call you once, thrice, and all of them were left for voicemail.
Cursing inwardly, Nanami leaned his head back on the headrest. Normally, the blond man was the arbiter of restraint and level-headed thinking, but all of that went out the door at the mere thought of his sickly wife dragging herself out in the street to get some medication. Why did you have to be so stubborn?
"My apologies, Itadori-kun." Nanami pushed up his glasses. "I need to take a detour before I drop you off at your dorm. I apologize for the inconvenience."
The boy blinked owlishly. "Oh that's alri — GH!"
Without another word, Nanami quickly turned left, jolting the teen to the side from the momentum, increasing the speed of his vehicle, and raced down the streets.
Within five minutes, Itadori felt like a dog left in the car as his "owner" raced into the nearest grocery store to grab medication, vegetables, and grains for the upcoming, proverbial storm. Even as the cashier tried their hardest to ignore the intense stare of the tall blond man before them, every second that ticked by as they scanned his purchase felt like hours.
As soon as he nearly threw his money on the tray and took all of the grocery bags under his toned arms, Nanami was off again, shifting into drive and ignoring the speed limit all the way back home.
Nanami could've nearly run into his apartment's chain-link garage doors if it had lifted any slower, allowing him access to his own underground parking before he landed in his designated parking spot within three seconds.
Racing out the car, he took all of the grocery bags over one muscular arm and was prepared to run off until he remembered he had a teen in the backseat.
"Itadori-kun," he said hurriedly. "Can you — " The man stopped himself short.
He originally planned to tell the boy to wait for him in the car, but caught sight of the boy's skin gleaming with sweat, reflecting one of the garage's low lights. Summer was brutal right now, with insane humidity that made Itadori's hair damp as if he had just taken a dunk in water. Even though the parking garage was cooler than it was outside, it was still unbearably hot, not to mention cruel, if he had forced the teen to just sit here and deal with it. Itadori had already waited in the hot car when he went out to grab groceries, and although he rolled the windows down, suddenly Nanami remembered all of the articles of puppies and toddlers dying in the back of cars during the summer.
Sighing, the man pushed his glasses up. "Behave yourself. Come with me."
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"Ken?" Eyes wide, you held the door open. Keys were lifted up in the air in the man's hands, but you had beat him to the chase and opened the door before he managed to get the key in the keyhole. "Oh! I didn't know that you were bringing a guest." Stepping back quickly, you realized another person was standing behind your husband. "If I had known, I would've worn a surgeon mask!" Alert, you said. "Hold on, I'll go grab one right now — !"
"No need. We'll make this fast." He was about to take a step forward, but then realized that the student hadn't moved an inch ever since you opened the door. "Itadori-kun?"
As still as a statue, pink slowly rose from the boy's neck all the way up to the tips of his ears. He couldn't rip his gaze from you for even a second. Although your hair wasn't done and your face was covered, he could tell just how beautiful you were.
Furthermore, you looked just like the pin-up models he had in his room — you were just his type! Your little chemise barely ended at the middle of your thigh, and although everything important was covered up, it left little to the imagination with how the fabric hugged your waist and hips. As you held the door open for them and leaned forward, the loose triangle top of your nightgown was teasing him with the exposed curves and valleys of your chest.
You were too hot!
"Itadori-kun," Nanami repeated, irritated.
Way too hot for Nanamin!
"Nanamin! You didn't tell me that you were married!" Eyes nearly bugging out of their sockets, Itadori almost thought they had gotten the wrong apartment when you had just opened the door. While his mentor was an attractive man, it was like a mountain and a molehill to the teenager. Not to mention that this strict and serious ex-salaryman was hitched! To a babe no less!
Certainly, you didn't marry for personality!
He couldn't imagine what your daily life was like while Nanamin talked about doing the bare minimum and never smiled.
Raising an eyebrow, Nanami followed Itadori's stare to your state of dress. You weren't even wearing your indoor slippers, and you were absolutely breathtaking even if you had a dark clay mask over your face. He wasn't an idiot, and he could feel his blood vessels pumping harshly. Trying to remind himself with mantras of how Itadori was just a stupid, hormonal teenager, and you could dress how you wanted, and that he especially couldn't beat up Itadori. Pinching his nose bridge, the man couldn't even look at the boy. "My personal life and my work life are completely separate. I wouldn't anno — !"
"But you don't even wear a wedding ring!" Itadori insisted.
"Why would I wear my rings when my daily job involves fighting and getting messy?" Nanami rhetorically asked, stepping through your door with all the groceries in one go. "Wedding and engagement rings are investments, and I'd be damned if I lose my rings and be forced to inflate the wedding ring industry any more than I already have."
Grinning, you beamed at Itadori. Only you really know how seriously Nanami took the "three month's salary on rings" tradition, especially on his sorcerer's salary. "Now you know, Itadori-kun! If you catch him committing adultery while he's out without his ring, you'll shank him for me, right?" Placing both of your hands on your husband's waist, you laughed when you playfully tried to shake him. Of course, that didn't do much. Your man continued to stand there like a stone statue, as if you tried to rock a brick wall while he remained wholly unamused.
From your weak roughhousing, all that managed to do was drop your spaghetti strap from your shoulder. With your dress threatening to slip, Nanami sighed and quickly stood in front of you, blocking your body from Itadori's gaze. He carefully and slowly pulled your shoulder strap back up your body before you managed to flash the poor teen. When you looked up, his brown eyes met with yours.
Gently rubbing your bare shoulder with his large hand, he asked, "I thought you said you were going to Matsukiyo?"
"I was," you rasped out, voice raw from all the coughing you did. "But then I took one step outside and it was too damn hot." Laughing weakly, you said, "I slunk back like a vampire the second the humidity hit me."
The man sighed deeply, and his shoulders dropped in relief and exhaustion. While he ran around like a chicken with its head cut off from worry, he was glad that you ended up not going out after all.
"Why didn't you pick up my calls?" he said deeply, leaning in close enough for you to feel his breath on your ear.
"I was making okayu with kombu," you explained. "Sorry," you said genuinely, "that's all I managed to make for our dinner today."
"I'm upset that you cooked in the first place," Nanami scolded. "You should be resting. I said I'd take care of it. Why were you in the kitchen when the hot fumes could make your fever even worse?" Turning away from his nagging, you pouted.
"I'm hungry though…" you mumbled, far too much like a spoiled child, and Nanami was sure, in some way, that you were spoiled, of his making too. He always prioritized you and let you have your way. "And I already ate the miyeok guk you made."
"You could've ordered delivery," the man countered.
"Nothing interested me there."
Inhaling deeply once more, Nanami tried to calm the upcoming headache he felt. There was no point in arguing with you, not when you were coughing and sick like this. "Stay here. I'm going to whip up a bowl of okayu to have with your medicine," the man ordered before he picked up a blanket you had draped over one of your couches and wrapped you in it like a burrito. When you opened your mouth, your husband only sternly repeated, "Stay."
Playfully rolling your eyes when he left to go to the kitchen, you puffed out your cheeks in mock irritation. Closing the door to your apartment so the AC couldn't escape anymore, you turned to the teen who was standing awkwardly in your home.
"Aw I'm sorry," you said, voice sounding like sandpaper again. "You know, Kento's kinda strict, but I assure you he's a good man," you said gently. "Thank you so much for taking care of him."
"M-Me?" Itadori sputtered. "I'm not the one taking care of him! He takes care of me! Um…" The boy grew demure when he realized he had no way to address you.
"Oh," you realized you didn't introduce yourself. "I apologize! I totally forgot! I know you since Ken talks about you and Ino all the time, but I didn't realize you didn't know me!"
Itadori gasped. "He talks about me?!"
"Of course! All good things!" you assured. "Even though Kento seems like a meanie, he's a genuine person and wouldn't exaggerate, so he wouldn't praise you unless he absolutely meant it." You knew that this was the teen that hosted Sukuna, the King of Curses. It was a heavy burden for someone who wasn't even an adult yet, and your heart grew heavy at the thought of this boy's fate.
"Before I forget…" Quickly, you ran to your bathroom and cleaned off your clay face mask before you returned with your bare face wet and a cloth Pompompurin headband keeping your hair out of the way. "I need to introduce myself."
Now Itadori was sure that you two were married with the way you introduced yourself nearly identically to your husband. With your back straight and shoulders squared, hands flat, and arms straight at your side, you closed your eyes and bowed.
"Pleased to make your acquaintance, Itadori-kun." You acquired your business card out of thin air and held it out for the boy. "My name is Nanami [Name], and I'm a senior project manager at Yurukawa Corp. If you or your friends ever get tired of exorcising curses and want to look into engineering, you can ask me!"
Huh?
It was too silent.
When you rose and looked up, you realized that your husband had suddenly materialized out of nowhere. Standing in between you and Itadori, your husband's stern expression could freeze hell over as he stared down at Itadori with a frown, arm outstretched and his hand held up — right where Itadori's eyes would've seen your cleavage when you bent over to bow.
"Itadori-kun."
"Y-Yes!"
"We are going. Now."
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The car was completely silent the entire way to the dorm rooms. Quickly shifting the car into park, Itadori jumped at the sudden stop.
No one said a word. The entire ride felt like the air was heavy enough to drown in.
"Itadori-kun." Nanami's eyes were hidden by the reflection in his glasses.
"…Yes?" the boy squeaked out, pressing his index fingers together.
"Never ogle my wife again."
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hongism · 1 year
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THIS WORLD. - k. hongjoong (m)
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➼ genre; smut (some minor angst and fluff) ➼ pairing; hongjoong x fem!reader ➼ au; outlaw!hongjoong, dystopian futurism, lore accurate ateez ➼ warnings; explicit smut ➼ rating; m/18+ ➼ wc; 4.5k
What he’s given you is essentially one chance and night. Nothing more and nothing less.
part of the outlaw miniseries.
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➼ smut warnings; piv, unprotected sex, oral: f, creampie, light choking/asphyxiation, dirty talk, breast/nipple play
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Cool night air brushes across your cheeks as you set foot on the roof, eyes already scanning your surroundings in the hopes of finding what you’re looking for here. Of course, it doesn’t take much — Hongjoong is a hard man to miss unless the government officials are looking for him, in which case he has an uncanny ability to make himself totally invisible in a crowd.
There are no crowds up here though; just you, him, and the night to keep you company.
You see him clearly across the stretch of roof that’s accentuated by gaudy neon signs and other electrical components that keep the bar below powered.
“Closed up shop for the night,” you offer as a means of greeting the man. He’s donned his usual dramatic regalia tonight as well, complete with the patterned bandana pulled up over his nose and the ridiculous cowboy hat he fetched out of a dumpster several months back. It matches the vibe of the bar, he had told you and Mingi. While you weren’t on board, Mingi was more than a little eager to pull together a similar outfit for himself. “Everyone else went home.”
K-Hot Chilli Peppers. When you saw the job listing online, you had laughed at the name before realizing that it’s only half as ridiculous as many of the other bars in Night City, and you weren’t about to be picky given that you were desperate to find a place that lets you actually use your tender’s license on the daily. Upon being hired, you were promptly told to not ask questions when two rugged outlaws came through the doors and went up to the roof without pause. Answers came on their own, naturally and over time as you peeled back the seemingly endless layers to the two vigilantes who had set up shop in your new place of employment.
Whatever the circumstances and however the stars aligned that night you saw the job listing, it all boiled down to this: standing across from Hongjoong on the rooftop under the stars with this magnetic sort of pull towards the man. A pull you shouldn’t even think to entertain mostly because you’d like to keep your job and also a little bit because you’d like to keep your life.
Hongjoong got a message today. You know that much because you saw the small moped buzz by in front of the bar after all the customers left, and though you don’t know who that delivery driver is, you know he always brings something more than crappy takeout. The most convincing piece of evidence came in how Mingi promptly stormed out of the bar without so much as a goodbye twenty minutes later, and now here you stand up on the roof with the last man standing not long after. You aren’t here to ask questions as that wouldn’t be in your right (fairly so).
“I’m gonna close up and lock everything, if you’re done?” you continue pressing when Hongjoong fails to say anything back to you. He turns, gaze sharp as it finds you across the rooftop. The next moment, he pulls his bandana down to rest around his neck and exposes his handsome face to you.
“We’re not gonna be around much longer.”
You pull your lips together and do your best not to frown. “They won’t know you were ever here.”
“They’re gonna come looking here. And they’re gonna rip the place apart trying to find us.” Hongjoong takes slow steps in your direction as he speaks, tone low and quiet as though trying to either threaten or warn you. You don’t think he has a need for either. “When they come knocking, it’s not gonna matter what you do know or what you don’t know. Just being affiliated by name is enough of a crime.”
“Business is too good to be knocked down by a little police search.”
Hongjoong sinks his teeth into his lower lip. The light from the neon signs bounces off his face and casts crude little shadows across the roof. He looks far too worried for your liking, almost like there’s a semblance of care in the man, which was not part of the plan. You think you’re the one to blame for that, considering how you can’t simply leave well enough alone and have to express some modicum of care for those around you, including the vigilante outlaws that frequent your workplace and stay after hours. And well, all these months that have passed in this comfortable routine have made the heart grow fonder in many ways.
You’re quite fond of him, you think, and maybe those feelings are reciprocated to some extent.
The sky is clear tonight, free of clouds but the lights and pollution from the city obstruct the stars somewhat even now. Curfew is about to begin, but there’s no chance of you making it home before the drones start patrolling the streets. You could have left thirty minutes ago — should have most likely, but that chance is well and gone now.
“We leave tomorrow. I don’t know when we’ll be back.”
When is merely code for if, and you’re not dumb enough to think otherwise. If he survives whatever obscene plan he’s ready to deploy, you’re positive that Hongjoong won’t come back or set food near the bar again, even as a hideout. Men like him don’t stick to one place for long, especially not when their heads are full of grandiose plans of anarchy and destruction. You don’t blame him for it, but it does make your heart ache a little more than it should.
Your shoes skid across the stone of the roof as you cross the distance between you and him. It breaks the silence you’ve presented as an answer to him, and Hongjoong’s eyes grow wider as you turn the space into an afterthought. Shaky hands find their way around Hongjoong’s shoulders then come to clasp behind his neck.
“Tell me you’ll survive,” you plead to the night air between your lips.
“Of course I will,” he answers without hesitation, whether a lie or a truth he is willing to truly stand by and believe. You don’t ask that he tell you he’ll return here; some dreams are a bit too far-fetched.
When your hands begin to fall away from him, Hongjoong dips his chin and slots his lips over your parted ones. You scramble to regain your hold on him, fingers stretching up to tangle in the dark blue strands of hair on the back of his head just below where his hat sits. The pressure against your mouth is faint to begin with, something small and searching as he tests the waters and waits for your response. As though pulling him closer and nearly kissing him moments ago wasn’t enough of a confirmation for whatever this is.
“This is all I can give you,” he exhales into your mouth, and you press another heated kiss against his lips. I don’t need more than this. This is enough. This is all I could ask for from someone like you. It would be nice if you could ask for more but this is all the greed you can bear. His hands wander from your hips up to the hem of your shirt that sits against the loops of your jeans. The first contact of his fingertips on bare skin hits you like a bucket of ice water and sends goosebumps all across your body.
“Hongjoong,” you say against his mouth as he palms his way down to your thighs. He does well to quiet whatever thoughts are rushing through your head right now with his lips, breaking from yours to mouth along the line of your jaw. The force of his body moving against yours is enough to push you back, and you fall into step with him in an almost haphazard sort of way. Your back hits the wall soon after, right beside the door you just came out of minutes prior, and now Hongjoong has you pressed against the concrete with a knee slipping between your thighs. “Hongjoong.”
“You can’t stay here.” The blunt tips of his painted nails dig into the flesh above your jeans. A gasp tumbles from your lips as he licks over a particularly sensitive spot on your neck, and it makes your knees buckle in turn. “I can have two of my men transport you to a different area of the city in the morning. Earlier the better. We won’t be enacting any plans under the sun’s gone down.” You busy yourself with the buttons keeping his shirt around his body.
“No.”
He pauses where he is, halfway to removing your shirt from your torso, and looks you in the eye. You abandon his shirt in favor of clasping both hands around his cheeks.
“I’m not going anywhere because you’re going to come back to me and get me yourself.” Rather than denying your wistfulness, Hongjoong offers a half-smile and a breathy laugh, one you share in yourself before pulling his face back up to your own. You taste his lips again, but this time you pay more attention to it, the hint of spice on his tongue as he pushes past the seam of your mouth and explores you further. Your hands are busy with his shirt once more under the urging of your eagerness to have him. He responds in kind by hiking your shirt up over your chest and dragging the blunts of his nails down over the exposed skin on his path to your pants.
“Let me go down on you?” Your chest tightens at the proposition and at the way his voice sounds inexplicably strained from the mere thought of tasting you.
“Take this stupid shirt off first, for fuck’s sa—” Frustration wins the battle against his clothing, and Hongjoong leans away from you with a clear, resounding laugh that makes your stomach turn to mush. You ought to kick yourself in the side of the head for not acting on the blatant chemistry dancing between the two of you before now. Still, if this truly is a one-and-done thing, you’re going to do the absolute most to make it worth it. And maybe a bit unforgettable for both of you. Hooking your fingers under the handkerchief still tied about his neck, you pull Hongjoong close once again. He rushes to brace his hands on either side of you, his shirt still dangling from where it remains tucked into his ridiculous faux leather pants. His mouth goes straight for your neck, pulling the skin between his teeth and sucking so harshly at it that you feel tingles rush up to your skull. Your whine is music in the distant noise of the city, softly exhaled against the side of his head and disturbing the hair behind his ear. His hat is beginning to get in your way now too, especially as he kisses a path down to where he left your shirt. You catch the brim just before he goes lower, stripping it off his head with the hand you have draped around his shoulders. When he looks up at you from between your breasts, you smile, close-lipped but with an arched brow meant to tease further.
“The amount of filthy, heinous jokes on my mind right now,” he groans, head dipping forward to rest against your chest.
“If you make any sort of cowboy joke I’ll make sure you finish in your hand and nowhere else.” The threat is halfhearted of course, but it makes Hongjoong laugh in that obscenely pretty way again and you revel in the sound as he frees your breasts just enough to have access to them. Your nipples are already hardened peaks thanks to the simple touches from earlier, but the cool air stiffens them even further before Hongjoong has the chance to pull one into his mouth. Your back curls up off the wall, Hongjoong pinches your right nipple, and at the same moment, he pushes you back to the wall with enough force to punch a moan out of you.
“F-Fuck, Hongjoong.” You’re suddenly rather grateful to have something to hold onto because otherwise you would be digging your nails into your palms and making yourself bleed. As it is, you might run the risk of ruining Hongjoong’s treasured hat with how tight you’re gripping it at present. Your other hand sits on his bicep, atop the black-lettered inking that dances across his arm and reminds you that this man in your arms is one of a kind. You wonder, far and away in the back of your brain, how many have had the pleasure of being in your current position. He disperses those runaway thoughts mere seconds later; his hand sneaks down from its perch cupping your breast and locks onto the button keeping your pants together. The resulting lewd and wet pop! that comes from him pulling his lips away from your nipple makes your neck heat up.
“Bet I could make you cream your panties without even getting in your pants,” he quips as the button comes loose. Deftly, he works the zipper down in the same smooth movement.
“Who are you trying to impress, cowboy? You’ve already got me for the night.”
The muscles in his neck strain as he laughs and tilts his chin to the side, and your breath hitches watching him sink to his knees between your legs. Hongjoong folds his fingers around your wrist — the hand that currently holds his hat by the brim — and slowly, he guides you to place it back where it belongs atop his head.
“There. Now you can call me that again.” You can’t hide the unsteadiness of your breaths from him like this, even though he’s currently occupying his focus with stripping you of both jeans and underwear in one go. You brace a hand over your heart just to make sure it's still part of you despite racing like you’ve just run a marathon. Hongjoong’s lips skate against the inside of your knee when he lifts your ankle and carefully pulls the boot from your foot. Fabric follows suit quickly, then he commits to the same routine for your other leg — complete with the ghosting kisses and soft drags of his nails over the bare skin of your thighs. The growing pit of arousal in your stomach is so heavy that you think it might simply drip out of you the moment he touches your folds.
“Hongjoong,” you whisper. His kisses climb to the inside of your thighs, close enough to exhale heated breath across your pussy, but he doesn’t push further than that. Content to sit between your legs in the lewdest of positions and stare up at you through fluttering lashes.
“That’s not what you called me.” Hongjoong grins, cheek brushing against your thigh so close to your sex that your muscles twitch. “Maybe I’ll consider it—” he enunciates the word particularly harshly “—and do whatever you’d like?”
“You’re so — ugh, I want you to eat me out,” you mumble into the cradle of your hands, hardly able to look down at the man and be expected to speak like a normal functioning human being in this sort of predicament. He’s silent in return. “Cowboy.”
The veil of seriousness drops at that, and you’re the first to laugh at the sheer absurdity of calling him such a thing right now. Hongjoong can’t seem to keep himself together either, huffed laughter spilling out of him in turn.
“I wasn’t serious about you calling me that, y/n, I was just teasing. But I guess you want it pretty damn bad, huh?”
“Shut up!” Your tone contorts into a cracked gasp as Hongjoong wraps a hand back and around your thigh and spreads your legs over his face. Your hand flies to cover your mouth — something done out of pure instinct — and the man beneath you is quick to tut his disapproval.
“Let me hear you, pretty. I don’t want you covering anything up.”
“I-It’s the middle of the night,” you argue through your fingers.
“And? Wake the whole damn city if you have to, I want you to cry on my cock.”
You let your hand fall away and come to rest atop Hongjoong’s head (his hat, rather). Your view of what he’s doing is entirely obscured except for the slightest glint of his eyes when he tilts his chin against your cunt. You can’t seem to tear your gaze off of him regardless, lips parted and quivering as he presses his tongue between your folds and takes his first taste of you. The tension in your gut is wound into a knot so tight that your eyes burn and sting at the corners. Hongjoong takes you into his palm, onto his tongue, and into his deft fingers, and unravels you gloriously.
Two fingers dip lower and press against your entrance. He teases you with the pad of his middle finger only, toying with your hole and pushing into you ever so slightly before retracting to circle your clit with his tongue. He can’t run his mouth as he very much loves to in this position, but you’re finding that he makes use of his mouth in other more devilish ways, another talent he keeps tucked under his belt that you’re reaping the benefits from.
You can’t think of the last time you got laid, and trying to think of the last good fuck you had would be an even taller order. To imagine when a man last ate you out with actual passion and not simply as a means to an end might be impossible, or perhaps Hongjoong is simply keen on blowing every last sexual experience you’ve had out of the water in one go. When his fingers finally, at long last, stretch you open, you cry out with a moan so loud that it would be a miracle if no one heard it.
“Gonna make you taste yourself on my lips, pretty. Make your little cunt cream all over my cock until I fill you up with cum.” You jerk Hongjoong’s head almost violently, a sharp response to the way his fingers curl against your walls, but it doesn’t deter him in the slightest from the task at hand. He pulls your clit between his lips and sucks until your knees give out under you. It sends his fingers deeper into your cunt in the same motion, nearly making you come undone.
“T-Too much, too much, Hongjoong, it’s — fuck, fuck, ah!” You fold in on yourself, free hand moving to press against your stomach as the pressure in you reaches an unbearable degree. Hongjoong works his fingers in and out of you at a steadily increasing pace and almost seems to be making a game of the way he curls them each time he flicks his tongue against your clit just for another moan to climb out of your throat. Each sound is more broken than the last, sweat beads on your forehead, and you think there’s a euphoric end in sight just for him to pull away without warning. Your walls clench tight around nothing as his fingers are now gone from you and sucked between his own lips. Dazed and frustrated, you pass an incredulous stare his way just for him to grin back at you, tongue teasing the vee between his fingers.
“Hm? Did you want something?”
“I—” Hongjoong eases your body back against the stone wall and hoists one of your legs around his hips. Your cunt is still tense and pulsing to the rhythm he spent all that time building. “If you don’t get inside me right the fuck now, Kim Hongjoong, so help me—”
He makes good on his promise to have you taste yourself on his lips. His tongue shoves its way into your mouth as well, eager to tangle with yours and push your arousal onto your own taste buds. You delight in the fervor with which he kisses you, and in the sound of his belt jingling because it means more pleasure is on the horizon. You feel a hand against your hip, and that’s the only real warning you get before he’s pushing the length of his dick into your pussy and burying himself to the hilt in you. You scramble to grab hold of him somehow. It’s a slight miracle that you don’t bite both his and your own tongues in the process because you cry out into his mouth. Your moan remains unbroken even when he pulls your mouths apart and rushes to cradle the back of your head before you whack it harshly against the concrete behind you. There’s not a second to catch your breath in Hongjoong’s mind; his other hand is busy at work, and he presses the pad of his thumb into your clit. He rubs once, twice, three times before you unravel on his cock.
“You’re so tight, fuck, if you could feel yourself, your cunt is so tight.” There are stars behind your eyelids, clearer than the ones in the sky, and Hongjoong begins to rock his hips up into yours as the weight of your orgasm barrels down on you. “You feel so good on me, pretty. Fuckin’ made for my cock, yeah?”
“Yeah, y-yes, yes, yes.” Your voice cracks at the tail end of your agreement. It turns into something more akin to a sob than a moan. Hongjoong’s pace is relentless in every regard. The lack of pause doesn’t let your body come totally undone or relax, still wound tight around your previous orgasm to the point where it feels like it won’t end.
“Keep taking it, lovely, I won’t be able to pull out with you squeezing around me like this.”
Whining, you drop your head to the side, chin coming all the way down to your shoulder. Hongjoong snakes his hand around to your neck and braces his index finger and thumb on either side of your jaw. Your head lolls in tune with the way he moves you and without resistance — every ounce of strength in your muscles has melted into goo in his hands. When he presses you back to the wall, your breath hitches. The sensation of his fingers at your neck has you feeling floaty and a bit detached from your body in the most pleasant way imaginable. His thrusts jerk your body enough to offer more pressure against your neck every so often but it’s not as persistent as you wish for it to be.
When you reach between your bodies and clasp your fingers around his wrist, Hongjoong seems to think that you want him to pull away because his grip loosens instantly.
“More,” you grit out, yanking his hand harder into the column of your neck. The steady rhythm he’s found falters momentarily for him to resituate his grip, but once he’s settled back into it, each thrust comes with a delightful headiness as your breath becomes shorter.
“’m close,” he announces. He shifts a hair to look down between your bodies and watches his length disappear into you a few more times before pulling his focus back up to your face with a groan. “Gonna cum in you, pretty, you’re still so tight.”
“Wanna cum with you, t-touch me again,” you pant, licking your lips between each phrase, “please.”
Despite his own shaky hands, Hongjoong reaches down to where his cock pumps in and out of you. He finds your clit with ease and rolls two fingers over it in a similar rhythm to his thrusts, pace only growing as he races towards his finish with you in tow. His motions fail as he orgasms, but the sudden feeling of his cock twitching inside your walls and pumping you full of hot cum pushes you over the edge with him. You almost don’t even feel it with all the sensations hitting you at once, and Hongjoong’s body falls against yours so harshly that your moan is positively unholy.
His hands keep roaming — tracing every inch of skin he can reach like he wants to commit it all to memory, and you simply let him do as he pleases because it feels good and it feels damn good to be wanted by this man. He pulls you towards a different section of the rooftop with your pants and underwear in hand. When he tugs you down to the messy pile of blankets that he and Mingi leave up here for particularly cold nights, you don’t even complain either. He lays himself down atop you, easing between your legs and caging you in with elbows pressed to concrete on either side of your head.
Hongjoong kisses you softly, and you smile against his lips. He finally settles down beside you after a few more exchanged kisses. His hat gets put aside with the other stray pieces of clothing — including his shirt that he’s finally decided to rid himself of far after the fact. The aftermath is peaceful, if a bit hazy as your brain still feels a jumbled mess of putty, and the stars above are bright.
“I’ll have someone pick you up in the morning to take you over to my men. The bar won’t be safe for a few weeks minimum. They can give you some cash to help cut your losses in the meantime too.”
“Okay,” you answer quietly. Beside you, his hand searches the blankets for your own. You let his fingers tangle with yours and squeeze until it hurts.
“Just don’t let Wooyoung try to convince you to buy into any scheme he might come up with.”
“Who?”
“Trust me, he’ll let you know who he is.” Hongjoong laughs at his own comment but falls into silence when he glances at you out of the corner of his eye.
“Come back for me please.”
Hongjoong is quiet beside you for several lingering seconds, then he leans across the empty space and kisses your temple.
“I’ll make sure of it.”
You believe him.
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astaroth1357 · 1 year
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The OM Cast as Househusbands
Inspired by my recent rant about domestic Solomon.
Contents: Pure fluff and unhinged roasts.
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Lucifer
A-tier. Generally a solid choice skill-wise.
Cooks decent, cleans well, budgets FANTASTICALLY, has a good list of connections/spells for all home repair, and even has a stern (but caring) parenting-style if so desired.
In short, Lucifer can run a house very well. He practically already does! Hope you like having a big, extended family because the brothers are coming with.
Really, the biggest downside to Lucifer is that you'll be constantly worried that he's bored... Man can run a house and then some. He probably has the daily chores done by noon, and then what?
He just has so much extra potential, is what I'm saying. Very "big, beautiful bird in a cramped cage" energy. But then again, maybe making him chill the fuck out and have a low-maintenance lifestyle for once is better for his blood pressure in the long run. Your call.
Mammon
B-tier. He ain't perfect, but he can learn quick.
If you can give Mammon anything, it's that he's a capable guy when he wants to be. He may not be good at cleaning up, cooking, or anything like that on his own, but with some encouragement...?
Big improvements made practically overnight! Shower him in praise and "thank you's" for every little thing he does and he'll start get greedy for it. Then he'll do even MORE around the house and he gets better each time.
Show him how to cook what you like, and he'll never forget. Remind him to fold up the laundry, and he'll get it done. Praise him for keeping the floors clean, then suddenly he's nagging YOU about tracking dirt on the carpet...
And he'll get so proud about it too... Like, he's your first man and you NEED him now. What would you ever do without him?? Now hand over your shirts because he has some ironing to do, dammit!!
The only downside is you'll have to handle the finances... The words "Mammon" and "budget" go together about as well as "grainery" and "match." He'll blow through it and then some. Earners beware.
Leviathan
Hovers around C-D tier. Levi can play the role of good househusband for a VERY particular kind of partner, otherwise he's a lost cause.
He is a surprisingly decent househusband ONLY when sufficiently motivated and playing out his "domestic slice-of-life" fantasies are that motivation.
He can cook (anime-inspired dishes), he can clean (if you convince him to treat the house like he does his figurine collections), he can even sew/mend (though the majority of what he makes may be cosplay related)!
He won't leave the house to shop, but deliveries are fine. He also can't keep to a budget that doesn't include a MASSIVE chunk carved out to maintain his otaku lifestyle. He'll throw a fit otherwise.
Really, Levi's biggest problem is that once those "domestic fantasies" become mundane, he'll get bored and go back to his shows and games again.
Anyone with him would need to keep feeding into his role with new "quests" or different tropes to try out like a DM running an irl campaign. Could be fun for a little while, but it'll be too much trouble for you both long term. Best give him a skip.
Satan
S-tier. Very good choice, and he's proud of that fact.
Cooks well, very conscientious of your needs, knowledgeable on many topics from recipes to home repair, actually knows how to do laundry in a timely manner... a very good man indeed.
100% the kind of husband who sees that it's going to rain, so he treks out to wherever the hell you are to make sure you have an umbrella. Can't have you getting sick.
Get him a cat and the house will become his own slice of the Celestial Realm. He'll even text cute pics/updates on what your cat is doing like they're your literal child.
Only downside is cleaning. He's a book horder and will argue until he's blue in the face to keep Every. Last. Pamphlet. An in-house library is a MUST and expect to need expansions. Otherwise, perfect man. Much approval to be had.
Asmodeus
B-A tier. Another decent choice, just a little eccentric at times.
Asmo is that partner who will happily play the part of the trophy househusband buuut he absolutely won't do anything too strenuous or dirty.
Cooking? Totally fine! He isn't amazing, but he's not awful either. Laundry? Say no more! Your clothes will never have a wrinkle again. But cleaning...? Like the floors, attic, or ESPECIALLY the bathroom??
Nope. Nuh-huh. His cute-ass hair and his cute-ass nails in his cute-ass clothes will not stand for it! He's going to beg for a maid immediately.
I guess in exchange you'll be hosting some killer dinner parties, though! Asmo has that "suburban wife who flaunts her amazing life" energy. Also keeping his influencer game alive with tutorials galore.
In short, Asmo is willing not just to spoil you, but elevate you as well. You just need to give him a little pampering in return, kay?
Beelzebub
B-tier. Most of his problems are, predictably, food related...
Beel really, REALLY tries but you are probably never going to have a meal on time (if there's somehow any food left at all).
It isn't that he won't cooking, arguably, he spends TOO much time cooking because he'll spend just as much time eating! Or running to the store because he ate the ingredients again...
Surprisingly, though, he's actually very good at cleaning and caring for another person. That's because it's what he does for Belphie. You think the seventhborn is picking up their room AT ALL? Don't kid yourself...
Probably a good time to point out that another downside (or perk??) of husband!Beel is you also get Belphie! But he's just as spoiled as ever so... Hopefully Beel's overwhelming amazingness will make up for that.
If you like Belphie and don't mind an empty cabinet, Beel is a good choice. If not, there are better options available, I promise.
Belphegor
D-tier. Shit househusband. Doesn't even try.
Won't clean, won't cook, won't shop, can't fix, can't budget, and don't even get me STARTED on the state of the sheets!!-
He is a decorative plant of a househusband. Meant only to make the room look nicer by his presence. I've seen dogs more capable and self-motivated to maintain a household than this man will ever be.
Should you somehow get him to exert the effort, he will whine and complain the entire time. And even then, he won't do much more than put some things away and order takeout.
The only upside to Belphie is that since he's always asleep, it's not like he's making the house any dirtier. Vacuuming around his unconscious ass is home life now. At least you probably get Beel too.
Diavolo
C-B tier. What he lacks in experience, he makes up for in enthusiasm.
So... he basically can't do anything but since he's never had to, you can cut him some slack. He loves the idea of TRYING though, so you have an eager student!
He finds cooking to be a fun challenge and he isn't terrible at it. Cleaning is a drag but he likes to see you happy. You'll have to teach anything laundry/clothes related, unfortunately, and sending him to the grocery store without a very detailed list may result in him buying an entire aisle if he doesn't know what to get.
At least he'll genuinely love to hear about your day and have the biggest smile and warmest greeting for you every time you come home. He's like a big'ol puppy, just thrilled with your existence!
(Honestly, if something has him stumped, he'll call for Barbatos to help. He'll try to hide it because he wants to show that he can do things himself, but at the end of the day your happiness wins over his pride. Now let the butler fix your plumbing.)
Barbatos
SS-tier. So good, it's literally not fair.
He's been caring for another person for centuries. He has every possible skill he would need permanently etched into his DNA. He is the Grand Master of Domestic Life that all others should strive for.
Meals are at perfect temperature by the time you sit at the table. The house is so spotless that you could eat off the broom closet. Anything that breaks gets fixed/replaced within the day. He even leaves words of encouragement in the little notes packed up with your lunch. You'll start to wonder if he's an angel who's infiltrated too deep....
Barbs also seems to have a sixth sense for whenever you've had a bad day. You come back dragging from exhaustion? You favorite meal is already cooked, the bath is ready to be drawn, and would you like a shoulder rub on top of that? Feel free to vent, he loves to listen to whatever stories you have to share!
There are only two downsides to Barbatos: the first is that you are absolutely sharing him still with Diavolo and the young master is his top concern. So sorry.
The second is that moment he gets even the hint that there may be a rat in the house, he'll nuke the place with all of your stuff still in it. So keep some traps out and keep'em fresh, yeah? You'll be fine.
Simeon
S-tier. He even comes with pre-installed parenting skills! (If you're into that kind of thing).
Simeon may not have Barbs' "live to serve" mentality, but he is truly an angel to a fault. The man already acts as Den Mother of Purgatory Hall, so what would you expect?
He cooks well enough to own his own business and you can't run a business without being good with your cash. He probably has book royalties too... Plus, he cleans up after Solomon's messy ass in canon, so-
He's gonna be that husband you take to the office party and nobody will leave you alone about him for the next week. People are going to ask if he has a brother or some shit (give them Raph's number, I dare you)
Admittedly, home repair (especially of the electronics he's guaranteed to break) should probably go to someone else. Also, he is a package deal with Luke. That child is your unspoken son now, and you'll just have to deal with that.
Otherwise, he's trophy material. Marry him and carry him over that threshold! He's worth it, truly.
Solomon
I've already ranted about Solomon here. But if you aren't aware, he's D-tier saved only by the fact that he's really trying his best.
800 year-old bachelor be like: "Oh, you're supposed to change those...? They don't smell that bad after a month."
"Of course those dishes are clean! Yes, I can see that there's still food on them, but I washed them with soap. That's what makes them clean."
"What do you mean, 'Don't set the table with beakers on date night?' Isn't this one your favorite??"
"Dinner's almost done, honey! Just let me finish clubbing this octopus!" 😁
Disaster husband. Just leave him to his delusions and get used to takeout...
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mayghosts · 2 months
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hii! can you do kate x pregnant!reader? thank you!!
Kate Martin: Soon-to-be-mom Headcannons
Summary: request :)
Warnings: pregnancy, birth ect.
AN: this gave me baby fever send help 😐
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﹆ She was SO excited when you told her, big hugs, tears, more hugs, etc etc
﹅ Immediately in caretaker mode, will NOT let you: drive, lift anything, make your own food, clean, or put your shoes on
﹆ The day after you told her, she came home with a bunch of post- birth supplies and packed hospital bags for the both of you in preparation
﹅ Incredibly organised when it comes to appointments. She will not miss a single appointment, even if its just a online consultation
“Babe what is this?” Walking into the kitchen you were met with a big whiteboard calendar hanging on the wall. “Moning pretty girl! I got us a calendar so we can keep track of the baby stuff!!”
﹆ Will wake up with you if you have morning sickness and will hold your hair and rub your back
﹅ She will always say goodnight to the baby! She will lie on your chest and talk to the baby every night
﹆ The nursery was mainly designed by you, but Kate still managed to sneak little basketball decorations and basketball books in it
﹅ Took you on a HUGE shopping spree for maternity clothes that you feel cute it and paid for it all
﹆ Created a huge shared notes document with baby names and rankings that she changes daily
“Baby, which boy name do you like better? James or Ethan? I had James at the top yesterday but I kinda like Ethan a bit more today.”
﹅ Always feeding you and supplying you with the snacks your craving
﹆ Shes so gentle and kind with you, even when your hormones are raging and your irritable
﹅ Organises the most perfect baby shower for you as a surprise
﹆ Attends all of your expecting mothers classes with you and learns everything and anything to learn about babies
Walking into the livingroom you were met with a focused Kate Martin and a bag of diapers strewn across the living room. “Baby what are you doing up so early? And whats with the diapers?” Standing up she walked over to you, placing her hands under your bump, “What are YOU doing up so early? You and the baby need your beauty sleep!” She grinned up at you. “You aren't getting out of answering my question just because you’re cute, whats up with the diapers?” You giggled a bit at the scene behind her. “I am practicing for the baby! I am gonna be so fast at changing diapers by the time it comes! Its gonna pay off trust”
﹅ Holds your hand so tight on the way to the hospital, you guys get there so fast she broke at least ten traffic laws because she hates seeing you in pain
﹆ Stayed with you throughout the whole birth process and was supportive of all the decisions you made about the delivery
﹅ refuses to leave the hospital until you leave with her,
﹆ SO vigilant with visiting family members making sure they respect your boundaries and don't overwhelm you or the baby
﹅ Shes sending photos of the baby to EVERYONE she knows, she's so proud of her little baby
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helixobesity · 1 year
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Stay in Bed
That’s what the doctor told you to do after all. Hell even when the world was locked down you couldn’t stay still, always working out, finding something to keep yourself occupied. There was never a second you stayed still since you wanted to watch your weight, your friends might have let themselves go but you were determined not to let that happen then and kept that mentality for years to come.
Of course that was before you had a little accident.
It was just a simple slip and fall, you even got right up afterwards. It wasn’t long until a quick doctors visit told you to stay off your leg for the next 12 weeks as it healed. Now, you were stuck at home, needing to stay in bed as much as possible.
The first week was horribly boring, working from home wasn’t an option for you for the time being. Of course you spent the time reading, watching shows, movie and whatever else. Then your stomach quietly growled. You still had plenty at home to continue your extremely healthy diet… for a few days. Then you were forced to turn to takeout and delivery. That’s when it started.
Maybe it was something deep inside you finally being let out or something else new all together. You started to gorge yourself day in and day out. As the days turned to weeks, eating was your new way to cope with boredom and you loved it. A box of snack cakes wouldn’t last more than a few hours, pizza deliveries that were once a cheap day became daily. From small to medium to large.
3 weeks in now as your belly, once toned and slim, laid in your lap round and full, you knew you shouldn’t be eating this much. Yet you couldn’t help yourself. You didn’t realize it but gluttony had already taken hold of you. Your arms lost definition, your cheeks began to fill out a bit more, and your chin began to double just a smidge. You needed to eat more.
Soon enough though, the change had already been finalized. 12 weeks came and went. You were fat now. You’d outgrown all your clothes, you’d gained more weight than you thought possible. You weren’t going to stop now. Your life became a cycle of obesity, overeating and gaining more weight. All it took was one small misstep, and your life changed for the better.
So why don’t you stay in bed and eat more for me like a good piggy~
🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀
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tzuberry · 2 months
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me, you, and the red bracelet
pairing gunwook + gn reader details red string of fate but not rlly (?) cw blood (not graphic), trip/fall wc 1192 read time 5 mins
note i hate this bruh i cba to fix it or anything i think the entire plot of this is what’s wrong with it it just doesn’t feel right.. unfortunately
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You never thought anything much of the red string bracelet your mother gave you on the day of your middle school graduation—just that it looked kind of stupid. Upon receiving it, at the unripe age of fourteen, you contemplated its purpose and why your mom couldn’t give you a shiny new Pandora charm bracelet as your friends’ parents did for them.
Nevertheless, as a relic of representation of your grandmother’s beliefs (as your dad had told you), it became difficult to take off… metaphorically. You couldn’t just disrespect a family member like that; especially one that had essentially raised you. So, the sort of odd-looking, entirely useless red string wrapped around your wrist had to stay just the way it was.
Over time, its significance, and the meaning of it, diminished in your point of view. No one in your family had taken the time to enlighten you on its real purpose, so in the end… what—who were you wearing it for?
“I think it’s cute,” your friend Eunah said one day. She had a stripe of frothed milk above her upper lip from drinking the cafe mocha she ordered, so it was hard to take her seriously. Still, it was clear what she was talking about; she slid the tip of her finger under the red string across your wrist, tugging on it slightly.
In the mid-afternoon of another unremarkable Saturday, you’d found yourselves at the nearest coffee shop to your building on campus. You had a lot of work to catch up on, and Eunah graciously offered to accompany you… but she ended up not much of a help. Additionally, she only got you wondering if you had a milk mustache identical to hers, seeing as you’d gotten the same drink.
“It’s alright,” you replied, letting out a deep breath as you continued writing with your free hand. “I’m thinking of taking it off one of these days.”
“Oh, come on,” your friend groaned. “It means something, you know,” she stated, tone almost defensive. Your best friend was big on myths, theories, and any kind of legend—she was probably about to regale you on another one, this time concerning the bracelet you wore daily. “Like, when you find your soulmate, the string will break—I’ve heard of it.”
You scoffed. “Yeah, okay.” You were never one to believe any of this, which is why you never did any of your own research regarding your red string. It’s stupid, and it looks stupid too.
“Fine. Don’t believe me then,” she said, amused and rolling her eyes. “Just… when it happens, at least tell me I was right. And that I told you so.” Eunah began to pack her things into her blue Herschel backpack, and with all your textbooks and notepads laid out on the table, you didn’t have the chance to notice that she…
She stood up, wearing her bag over both shoulders. “I’ll see you on Monday, [Name]. Text me when you leave later.”
“Mhm,” you passively hummed. “Text me when you get home.”
She nodded. “I will.” Then, she went out the door.
It’d been only a few minutes post-Eunah exit when you came to find that your advanced chem textbook was gone—just— poof. As if it hadn’t had a spot on the table earlier, as if someone had… oh. (As if someone had taken it.)
You dashed out of the cafe as quickly as you could, not minding the passers-by and their brief judgmental glances. You needed that book—your exam was on Monday. You couldn’t even begin to think about what you would do without it. And, sure, it wouldn’t have been the end of the world if you weren’t able to catch up to Eunah, but it was more convenient to chase after her now than to commute to her house or assign a delivery service to bring you your textbook.
It had just so happened when your friend came into view, you… tripped. Shit. At least your arms broke the fall.
You were so certain the palms of your hands were grazed and (a very tiny bit) bloodied—so much so that you concluded it would hurt to prop yourself up to stand. Luckily, although you didn’t know it at the time…
“You alright?” a stranger asked, extending help in the form of his hand reaching for yours.
Despite your better judgment, the first thing that came to your mind had unfortunately been: he’s really, really cute. And tall. He flashed you an awkward smile, which prompted you to wonder why until he shook his empty hand in front of you—a subtle reminder that you had yet to get up from the floor.
“Oh, oh—!” you gasped, taking his offer into grasp. (Not too tightly though. Your palm was still… bleeding.) Your eyes locked onto his wrist as he helped you back up, and it’s just then that you realized it: your red string bracelet is gone.
The boy laughed. “That was a hard fall,” he said, nearly giggling in… amusement at your misfortune. He had taken his hand back before you could even hope that your blood didn’t rub off on him. His smile dropped. “You’re bleeding.”
Your red string bracelet was gone.
Your red string bracelet was gone.
Your red string bracelet was... who even is this guy?
“Hello? Are you good?” He waved his hand ahead of your face.
“[Name],” he called out. How did he know your name? (Newsflash: it was on your ID.) “Are you good?”
With half your consciousness gone due to the sole premise of your bracelet disappearing, you’d lost the ability to lead any train of thought clearly. “What’s your name?” you semi-breathlessly inquired, tilting your head and raising a brow.
He pointed to himself and asked for clarification. With this gesture, you noticed that he wore the same ID lanyard as yours. “Me?”
“Yes.”
“Gunwook.” He smiled softly.
Could Eunah really have been right? You’d just met this guy, when—
“Gunwook, can I have your number?” ... Impulse took over the rationality in you.
He broke into the widest grin you’d ever seen. He let go of your hand, which you hadn’t remotely noticed he took ahold of again, and stared at you intently as he waited for you to open your phone. You didn’t have your phone on you.
With a shake of your head, he immediately understood and pulled a pen out of his pocket. “Got paper?”
That you did. Gunwook ripped it into two, gave you one, wrote his number down first, and then lent you his pen. He wanted your number too…
“Uh, here it is.” Passing the piece of paper back to him, you pursed your lips, and the corners of your mouth came up ever-so-slightly. “Thanks. I’ll, um, go now.”
You rushed away (briskly walking) from the echo of Gunwook’s voice, ringing out with the question: “Wait! How’s your hand?”
“Good!” you yelled back.
Fortunately, when you reached the cafe again, your belongings and coffee were left untouched. There, you fished out your phone from somewhere in your backpack and called Eunah right away, planning to open with the line: “You were right, and you told me so.”
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redflagshipwriter · 25 days
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Halfa Cass 9 pt 1
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The first thing Danny did when he woke up was blink to focus on his breath. Nothing was visible. He vaulted up from his sprawl across the couch and prowled around the apartment, unnerved.
It felt like someone was here, or had been here. It was subtle, but there was a ghostly touch in the area. There shouldn’t be. He had confirmed that no one was haunting this building before they moved in. City ghosts tended to stay in their personal environment, whether that was sitting on a recliner in the apartment they’d died in or forever running a route in a ghostly version of the delivery van they’d worked in for decades. 
He investigated in increasingly paranoid detail, even daring to flick on a bit of smuggled Fenton tech to wave around in search of ecto.
“Whoever came by is gone,” Danny admitted. He stood in the middle of the dinky open plan apartment for a while feeling lost. Then the energy rush left him. He rubbed at his eyes and stretched a little, trying to work up a little bit of enthusiasm for the day. 
It was a Friday morning, not quite 5 am. Damn. He’d really adjusted his sleeping schedule. Jazz would be back from her overnight shift soon.
“I should make her breakfast,” Danny said, half-heartedly hoping that saying it aloud would magically compel and energize him. It didn’t. He eventually shuffled to the kitchen nook, pushed by duty and not any kind of internal motivation.
Jazz was the only one with a semi-legit identity. They hadn’t been able to pay for papers for both of them. Even though he was making the bulk of their money, they were pretty sure that Jazz needed some kind of legal justification for her income. 
Employment options were limited. Without qualifications, she was pretty much only looking at customer service, where hundreds of people would see her face every day. That was a nerve wracking prospect when they were hiding. They were serious enough about restarting that they had both trashed their lifelong career dreams. Jazz was studying friggin’ bridges and whatever, civil engineering. Danny didn’t even know what he would do when it was his turn to get a formal education.
So. Obviously. Standing in front of hundreds of people daily was not the best option for their desired level of anonymity.
Luckily, Gotham had a shitty fast food chain where the gimmick was that the employees were in costume. So Jazz had crammed her class load into Monday-Thursday and she worked overnight Thursday to Saturday nights every week, serving burgers up in a full face mask as a Black Bat. 
He decided to start with coffee. That might help.
Danny filled the water tank, put a filter in, and poured coffee beans in. Then he groaned, took the beans out, and resentfully put them into the dumb hand grinder. He put the powder back into the filter, pressed the button, and watched as nothing happened.
It took a while to notice that nothing was happening.
Jazz came home at 5:22, bringing with her a cloud of fry oil scent. He vaguely heard the door unlock and her kick off her shoes. She paused when she saw the disassembled coffee maker on their table. The old Jazz would have scolded him for making a mess where they ate. The high school version of her would have sighed about the mess.
The exhausted food service version of Jazz took it in stride. “I grabbed food,” she said. “Come on, couch.” She opened a cupboard door and took something out on tiptoes before shutting it near-silently. She put the food down to duck into the bathroom and take out her brown colored contacts.
Danny grunted. A few seconds later her words reached his brains. He blinked. “Right. Thanks,” he said belatedly. He put down his tools and washed his hands. “Should I grab utensils?” he called. He heard the sound of relief as Jazz sat on the couch, off her aching feet. 
“Yes, please.”
He yanked open the drawer, unintentionally making things clatter. Danny winced at the volume and picked out two forks. He grabbed a roll of paper towels and headed over to see what Jazz had brought home. 
She had two styrofoam boxes, clearly from a diner and not Batburger. Fair enough. They were both sick to death of their menu. 
Danny’s box had two pancakes, scrambled eggs, and a side of bacon. He glanced over to see that Jazz had the same thing with sausage instead of the bacon. The syrup was already on the coffee table.
The smell hit him like a freight train. Suddenly, Danny was ravenous. He tore through his eggs and bacon and then went for the syrup, drowning the pancakes. When he was done he put the box down with a sigh of relief and looked over to see that Jazz was slouching, hand thrown over her face. “Long day?” he asked.
Jazz groaned. “Leave me to die,” she begged. She slumped a little more, encroaching into his half of the sofa. Her dull brown hair coiled on the sofa cushion, dryer than it had ever been back in Amity.
Danny took the hint that she wanted the couch. He gathered up their trash and went back to the kitchen. He worked as quietly as he could on the coffee machine and wished his sister was home and awake more. 
If life was just like this, sort of hard but the two of them pulling together, it would be kind of…nice. There was a domestic fantasy element.
But the outside world was going to intrude. Danny put the coffeemaker together and then set it to run. While it worked, he went to the shitty plastic dresser that held his work clothes and changed into his underlayer of t-shirt and soft jogging pants. He stuffed a heavy jacket and thick jeans into a plastic bag and then put that in his work bag. He didn’t want to be late for work. Like, really didn’t want to be late for work. His supervisor coming to find him and meeting Jazz had featured in more than one nightmare. The people he worked for were just plain scary. Danny zipped his bag shut and then poured the entire pot of coffee into his thermos for the day. 
“I’m going,” he called quietly, on the off chance that Jazz was still awake. And then he left to see what the local gang needed built this week.
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lale-txt · 1 month
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𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 (𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) ❦ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟎𝟒: 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞
♫ Adrienne Lenker - Angels
I don't really like you, I just wanna kiss you I don't know how to love you, but somedays, I miss you Oh I just wanna see you there, sleeping on my floor With the ache inside to ride the mighty wind and nothing more
✰ 𝐜𝐰: discovering more y/n lore in this one. implied child neglect (no detailed description), brief death mention but in a more lighthearted way (if that still squicks you skip the 8th slide of the convo between Makki & y/n) written part between the handwritten collage and SMAU parts.
⭅ back to m.list
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Another sold out night. The lively sea of voices is slowly quieting down, familiar and new faces going either home or out dancing for the night. Onigiri Miya attracts all kinds of people, there’s a plate for everyone. He wouldn’t want it any other way. At the end of day, everyone needs to eat, no matter their background or story. And if they all collide in the tiny universe of his shop, even better.
There’s only around a handful people left when Osamu starts his nightly routine of cleaning and preparing for tomorrow. Ever since he opened his own shop, he understands his old captain a little better. Repetition, perseverance, and diligence–it does feel good. Helps him to unwind after a long day of shaping rice balls, mincing ingredients and ringing up orders. Wherever a hand is needed, he is there.
“It’s on the house,” Osamu says smiling, placing two cold bottles of ramune on the counter where Bokuto and Akaashi are sitting, huddled together like two lovebirds.
It’s the same spot where he saw her crying, her hands jittery when she wiped her cheeks, obviously flustered but unable to stop the tears from falling either. He could see how hard she tried to hold them back, the small wobble of her bottom lip, the clenching and unclenching of her fists. How she still took photos of her plate, clearly knowing which angle and lightning was best, practiced. The small gleam of excitement despite everything in her glassy eyes. Her palms pressed together in a silent gesture of appreciation after she finished her meal. Osamu couldn’t help but think that this wasn’t her first time holding her crown up like this, when everything inside of her was cracking. 
He hasn’t stopped thinking about her ever since. 
Not when he ran after her to find her on the empty playground, dimly lit by the light of the vending machine. Not when she hesitantly accepted the brown paper bag he shoved into her still trembling hands. Not when she kind of magically pulled out a box of the tastiest sweet treat he ever had in his entire life, her voice suddenly more calm once she started rambling about the process of making it.
Osamu felt drawn to her in a way he couldn’t fathom in words, like an invisible pull inside of him.
Had he been upset over her bad review? Maybe a little. But whatever hint of annoyance he felt when reading it over his morning tea quickly vanished once he dove deeper into her blog. There was so much love between every line she wrote. She was witty and smart and always a little hungry; for life and the next plate in front of her. He found himself nodding along when she shared about her experience in culinary school and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of deep admiration for her openness about mental health and the cruel sides of working in food service. Osamu knew best how grueling it can be, striving to do better. 
Three whole days. That’s how long it took him to read through her entire blog, more than ten years of her life. He read it over breakfast, in between short breaks at work, leaning against the backdoor while waiting for the daily delivery, at night when he brushed his teeth. Several times he told himself that he should just close the damn tab, that it was just a drunk and petty review and that they’ll never cross paths again.
Here lay the problem though–he wanted to see her again. 
Preferably when she was not upset over something (or worse: him), but honestly any scenario would do. The cap she forgot at his shop is now hanging from his coat rack at home, silently greeting him every night after work. He can’t help but wonder if she’ll really come around again one day to pick it up. Osamu was no dick, just a little petty himself, and he'd send the cap off with her roommate Akaashi if there was no way in hell that she’d ever return to Osaka again. But when she unblocked and followed him on Twitter the other night, that must have been a glimmer of hope, right? Even though she’s been mostly hostile so far in her replies.
But they’d get there. 
Some day.
Probably.
“Samu? Saaamuuuu?” 
Osamu blinks out of his daze and realizes that not only has he been polishing the same glass for five minutes straight now, but Bokuto is also leaning over the counter, shoving a phone under Osamu’s nose for him to see. He throws the kitchen towel over his shoulder and takes it, eyes on the bright screen. 
“Look, look,” Bokuto urges him with a grin while Akaashi next to him smiles a bit more subtle, but knowingly. “Keiji just talked about how they were having a barbeque a few days ago on their rooftop. Y/N prepared a feast for them, see?”
The photo is bright and colorful, a whole arrangement of various small plates assembled on the table, each holding some delicacy. Dips, grilled veggies, pita (which looks like it was handmade), olives, stuffed peppers, a small cheese platter, cut fruit, pastel purple drinks (lavender syrup, Osamu remembers)... but what Osamu ends up zooming in is not the food but her, sitting at the table with the sleeves of her oversized shirt rolled up casually and smiling brighter than the late summer sun–wearing his cap.
No. No, no, no. 
His heart did not just skip a beat, no fucking way. 
Oh, he was in deep. 
“She won’t admit it, but she likes it,” Akaashi says as if he read Osamu’s thoughts. He hands the phone back to him and a small voice in the back of his head is tempted to ask for the photo, just so he can stare at it a little longer (for the food, he lies to himself), but he knows she wouldn’t want that. Osamu is not sure if he wants it, either. It doesn’t feel right. Maybe he can get her an Onigiri Miya shirt as well as a matching apron and snap his own photo one day, and then… 
Fuck.
What was he even thinking?
But the stupid, wide smile on his face just won’t falter.
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✽ 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫…
like i said, this chapter is a love letter to Makki in disguise
y/n would spend all big holidays at the Hanamaki family home, even her own birthday would be celebrated there lovingly
she has gone no contact with her birth family after she graduated from high school
the cooking TV show has been one of the most stressful events in her entire life and she still can't watch clips from it without wanting to die from cringe (she did really great though)
her approach to anything in life is a constant "oh shit oh no oh bad bad bad" and "fuck it we ball" and it amazingly works for her. most of the time.
y/n always leaves some money on the table when she's gone for longer than 24h because she is afraid the food in the fridge might not be enough (it's always enough)
no one of the roommates knows where the Hello Kitty condoms came from but they've been a staple in this household ever since
also a first Osamu POV!! i was waiting to finally write this
Akaashi is PLOTTING isn't he
y/n was very tempted to deep fry the cap but then came to the conclusion that it would be a waste of oil probably
or maybe she's just lying to herself. we'll get more into this later
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@wyrcan @kentocalls @simp-simp-no-mi @uncovered-mad-man @honey-deku
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@ellouisa17 @toges-cough-syrup
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blissfullyecho · 2 years
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another list of ways i’m adding luxury to my life because i deserve to be comfortable
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sleeping on a featherbed in addition to my mattress (game changer for your night’s rest)
investing in high quality nail polish (chanel, louboutin, etc., which costs half as much as going to the salon and painting my natural nails at home. i have beautiful strong natural nails that can grow very long and i am pretty skilled at nail painting, so this is an option for me. if your nails can’t do the same, i suggest still going to the salon. for me personally, i don’t like being at the salon for hours and having someone touching my hands the entire time.
i said yesterday that i wasn’t planning on drinking alcohol unless it was for a special occasion— but i only plan on drinking high quality wine or champagne only
using personalized stationary
buying fresh flowers whenever needed— even if they are flower delivery and i send myself a couple dozen red roses and chocolates because… why not?
stop buying mass-produced art pieces and find a local artist and commission their work which would be completely original.
buying high quality lingerie and wear matching sets underneath my clothes— making it a daily thing and normalizing dressing nice from beneath
adding a water filter to my shower for a more fresh and clean environment rid of any harsh chemicals, detergents, etc.
getting high-end candles for a lovely smell at home (there is definitely a difference in quality when it comes to candles and you get what you pay for)
when ordering online, select the “gift wrapping” option to treat myself a little more.
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hendersister · 1 year
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cruel summer
summary: steve gives you a ride home after a late night working at the mall.
pairing: steve harrington x henderson!sister reader
title 🎵: cruel summer by bananarama
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It’s summertime. While most of your friends are spending the season outside and relaxing under the sun, you’re stuck working inside all day at Starcourt Mall. You got a job at Waldenbooks because you’re trying to save up money to buy a car. You’re about to enter your senior year at Hawkins High and you want to be able to drive yourself to school instead of bumming rides off of friends.
At least you’re not completely alone at the mall. Steve Harrington works at Scoops Ahoy, which isn’t too far from Waldenbooks. Sometimes when things are slow at the bookstore, you go down to the ice cream parlor to hang out with Steve. 
You became friends with Steve last fall around the same time that your little brother, Dustin, started bonding with him. But you think that working at the mall has really brought you and Steve closer together. Over the past few weeks, you two have been seeing each other on a daily basis. Steve’s face lights up every time he sees you walk into Scoops Ahoy and it always makes your day when Steve visits you at Waldenbooks. You and Steve genuinely enjoy spending time together. 
Whenever you’re both working late, Steve offers to give you a ride home. The last bus always leaves as soon as the mall closes and most of the time you need to stay later. Tonight is one of those nights. You’re working OT, re-organizing a bookshelf after some kids moved several titles around, and Steve has to stay late waiting for a shipment. The delivery driver is running way behind schedule.
By the time you finish work, the mall is closed. You go downstairs to Scoops Ahoy. Just as you arrive, you see Steve walking out of the ice cream parlor. 
“You ready to go?” he asks you.
“Yeah,” you nod.
You watch him pull down the security gate and lock it. Then you two make your way to the exit. No one else is around and most of the lights are off except for the big neon signs outside of the stores. You love it when the mall is closed because it's so quiet and calm.
“You know, I think I prefer the mall like this,” you say.
“Me too,” Steve agrees.
You and Steve walk together across an almost empty parking lot until you reach his red BMW. He gets in the driver’s seat and you sit shotgun. You keep your eyes on the rearview mirror, watching Starcourt getting smaller and smaller as Steve drives away.
“I feel like I need to enjoy this time alone with you while I still can. Because when Dustin gets back from camp, you’re gonna want to spend all your time with him insead,” you joke.
Steve chuckles, shaking his head.
“That’s not true. I’ll still wanna hang out with you too...”
You look down at your lap, hoping Steve doesn’t see you blush.
“Truth is, hanging out with you these past few weeks has been the best part of my job. Scoops Ahoy totally sucks! The only reason I have this stupid job in the first place is because I couldn’t even get into Tech and my douchebag dad’s trying to teach me a lesson. I make like $3 an hour slinging ice cream and I have no future…” Steve vents.
You shake your head.
“Don’t say that! You have a future,” you try.
“I just don’t want to be stuck in Hawkins forever…” Steve shrugs.
You take a deep breath.
“Steve, I get it… Honestly I think part of me wants a car so badly because I’m afraid I’ll never get out of Hawkins. That car is like my last ditch exit plan. I don’t want to be stuck here either,” you quietly admit.
Steve sighs, understanding. It’s comfortably quiet for a moment. And then-
“I forget about all that shit when I'm with you though…” Steve says.
You bite your bottom lip to stop yourself from grinning ear to ear. Steve looks at you and sees you blushing. You couldn’t hide it from him this time. You shyly smile back him and then change the subject-
“You should lose the sailor’s hat. It’s hiding your best feature,” you suggest.
Steve nods in agreement.
“Yeah, I know! It completely screws up my game. But I have to wear it… company policy,” he complains.
You slowly reach towards Steve.
“Well you’re off the clock now-”
You take the hat off Steve's head and toss it in the back seat.
“Much better,” you smile.
Steve smiles back at you. You look into each other’s eyes. You both feel the electricity in this moment. After a beat, Steve turns his focus back to the road. The car is approaching your street.
“Ok so I’ll just turn right and take you home…. Or I could keep going straight and then we’ll just be driving around town for a while,” Steve tells you.
Steve is having a good time. He doesn’t want this night to end. And neither do you.
“Keep going straight,” you nod.
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bigmpregnm · 6 months
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That's What Friends Are For - Epilogue
[Story Collection] | [Part 3] [●]
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After pulling into the driveway and shutting off his Tahoe, Marcus leaned back in his seat and smiled. Following nine hours at the office and two at the gym intensely working out, he was exhausted. He was happy to be home.
There were many reasons why he’d come to love the place, one of them, crazy as it sounds, being the fact he’d given birth to his three nephews there. Back then, it’d only been his “friend” Gavin’s place whereas now it was their home. That fateful day had changed a lot and the changes continued to come all this time later.
As he thought back on all the changes and about all those still to come, daunting as they were, Marcus’ smile grew on his handsome face. Following a few more quiet moments of reflection, he popped the door open and worked himself out from behind the wheel, eager to head inside. Before he did though, he opened the back door of the Tahoe and grabbed a perfectly wrapped box with a big red bow off the seat.
Door closed and locked, Marcus tugged at the back of his gym shorts. They (and almost every other pair of shorts, pants or underwear he owned) were constantly sliding down his enormous ass, never quite able to reach its rounded top. Marcus had a very hard time finding clothes that properly fit his body unless he got something custom made, which he had, but he served those pieces for special occasions. Daily, he made do with whatever he could find close to his size that could mostly accommodate his unusually muscular dimensions.
Above his shorts, massive as it was, the tank Marcus had changed into at the gym, which was now drenched in sweat, was so tight and skimpy, it left just about nothing to the imagination. Again, he would've gone up a size or two had they been readily available, but since they rarely were and because he liked showing off his body, he made do. After fruitlessly tugging at the tank's hem, trying to get it to reach the strained front of his shorts, Marcus gave up and headed up the walkway.
While it'd been over a year and a half, he still vividly remembered how much strain he'd been under the first time he entered his now home, on the cusp of the arrival of his sister, Cynthia and her husband, Mike's triplets. Pretty much everything had gotten to be difficult for Marcus at that point, but things were different now. Many were still a challenge, but not in the same way as back then. That being said, he considered all the changes and challenges totally worth it.
Following he and Gavin's mutually belated yet impressively rapid first births, EMTs had been called. They arrived at the house just before the “friends” felt the need to start pushing again. Given the situation, the EMTs decided it would be safer for Marcus and Gavin to deliver the remaining babies at the house rather than transport everyone in the middle of things. It may have been safer, but it certainly wasn't any easier…
Neither Gavin or Marcus received the epidural they'd been looking forward to. Needless to say, their labor and delivery experiences ended up being very different than either had imagined them to be, but giving birth together took their friendship to another, another level, creating a bond between them they'd share forever.
Same as Gavin, Marcus also ended up giving birth to all boys. Once he'd gotten his nephews out, his 6'3” body remained enormous. After having had to do so much stretching, he was left with a sizable belly that he hated, but it was still a vast improvement over and so much easier to manage than the planet he'd been forced to lug around at the end.
It took time and a lot of hard work at the gym but eventually, he was able to turn most of the extra weight he'd been left with following the pregnancy into even more muscle. Marcus had the biggest in town by far, all of them. He was truly gigantic, his thighs so huge now, he moved at more of a waddle than he had at his most pregnant.
Already massive to begin with, his ass had also grown pre-pregnancy. At the moment, it and his overfilled bulge were really putting his shorts to the test. No matter what he wore, most especially the button downs he had to wear to work, Marcus had a permanent “about to burst” look but thankfully, now from being all muscle, versus from gestating three huge babies. He wondered how much longer that was going to be the case?
While the belly he'd been left with shrunk a lot, try as he might, Marcus was never able to get back his chiseled abs. Fortunately, he and Gavin liked his “tummy” as he now called it. As overwhelming and cumbersome as his pregnancy had come to be at the end, sometimes, Marcus found himself missing the sensation of “little” lives moving around inside of him, but then he'd remember how painful giving birth had been and didn't miss it so much anymore. That was something that was going to change again too…
Now that they weren't producing milk anymore, Marcus’ pecs were less bloated to the touch but still as massive as ever, now with added muscle. His nipples never went back to their pre-pregnancy size, but he was surprisingly OK with that. Marcus came to love how thick and sensitive they remained, and they'd become a focal point of personal pleasure and arousal whenever he and Gavin had sex. He only knew of one person who had a bigger chest and nipples than he did, and that person was waiting for him inside.
As he entered the house, Marcus wasn’t the least bit surprised to find it just as messy as when he left that morning. As much as they tried, cleaning simply couldn’t be he and Gavin’s top priority. When they did have the time or energy to clean even just a little, their efforts were almost immediately undone. They knew they needed to do netter and/or maybe finally hire someone to help, but they never got around to doing either. All things considered, they had other, more important things to worry about and tend to.
Not long after Marcus and Gavin gave birth five times in total on the same day, they took some time to themselves. Marcus did anyway, whereas Gavin now had the twins to externally care for. Back at his own home, Marcus reflected on all that had been said and had happened between him and Gavin, whom he now shared a “birth day” with. Considering he’d never had any gay thoughts or desires till meeting the other man, Marcus found it difficult to come to terms with his feelings for Gavin and the promises he’d made to him in the heat of the moment, like getting him pregnant again, this time with his children.
But two days later, when Gavin called to check in with him, any hesitation Marcus had went right out the window. He got over the anomaly that Gavin was a man, unable to deny the unexpected bond they’d come to share. A bond that continued to grow when he agreed to move in right away.
*****
The twins were only two months old when they found out Gavin was pregnant for the second time and already two months along. Apparently the quickie they’d had in their shared hospital room the day after they gave birth had resulted in him getting pregnant with Marcus’ quadruplets. Marcus thought he’d noticed his… partner’s body starting to change again, especially around the middle, especially when they were breaking in their new bed just about every night, but he hadn’t said anything.
While he was initially nervous, he soon became happy and excited. Gavin on the other hand, took a little more time and convincing before he fully came around to the idea. He was worried because he’d seen (and felt) how massive Marcus’ nephews had grown to be before they were born. Overall, Gavin was much smaller than his sexy, younger stud, and now he was expecting one more baby than him (not to mention twice as many as he’d carried his own first pregnancy.) As such, he fretted over how big he was going to get, and if he’d be able to handle it?
Gavin didn’t get big, he got huge. Despite being the notably smaller half of the pair, during his second pregnancy, he really outdid himself, proving to be just as capable as the larger of producing multiple big babies. The quads grew so big, so fast, no one expected Gavin to make it to his due date this time around, let alone go overdue again, but he did both.
By the time he went into labor some fourteen days after miraculously having reached his due date, Gavin’s belly was so big, he could barely walk despite all the accommodations his body had made to try and handle such a massive and heavy load. Not one of the quadruplets weighed less than 12.5 lbs, which meant he was carrying over 50 lbs of babies, plus everything else that came along with the pregnancy. Some six weeks before he gave birth, Gavin was already really struggling with just about everything, yet he was incredibly happy.
And of course, Marcus was there to help. When he hit seven months, it became impossible for Gavin to take care of the twins on his own, so Marcus took over as many daddy duties as he could. Not that he hadn’t already, but now that the twins' care fell almost solely on him, he formed a deep and emotional bond with them. Shortly before the quadruplets were born, Marcus and Gavin decided he would adopt the twins, officially making them theirs.
All this meant that formerly strictly straight Marcus was now in a committed relationship with another man, with whom he shared a (growing) family. Still, he didn’t consider himself gay, just gay for Gavin, which worked for them. Marcus wasn’t interested in anyone else (male or female.) He and Gavin were much more than friends now, they were in love and so happy with the family they were creating together.
During his second pregnancy, Gavin’s body thickened so much, he could hardly remember what it was like to be thin (relatively speaking, anyway.) Over the course of his second pregnancy, his prominent ass ballooned up even more and his hips widened so much that he too experienced difficulties finding clothes that fit, but the changes to his body didn’t stop there…
Gavin’s tits (which had never gone down after having the twins) doubled in size as they went into overdrive to produce enough milk to feed six children. Aside from his head and hands, pretty much everything else about his body had gotten bigger and seemed destined to stay that way for the foreseeable future. Fortunately for him, Marcus loved it… He could hardly keep his huge cock under control when he saw his partner, he just looked so incredibly beautiful to him and goddamn breedable.
As such, they didn’t stop having children. Anyone else with six under the age of two, probably would’ve curtailed their reproductive efforts, but not Gavin and Marcus. That being said, having so many children to care for wasn’t a joke… It was exhausting and a lot of times overwhelming, but they didn’t let that or the thought of adding more to their brood stop them from having fun without protection.
Just two nights after the birth of the quads (which incredibly, were also all boys,) on Gavin’s first night home from the hospital, he and Marcus lay in bed, enjoying one another’s company during a rare moment of quiet. What started out as sweet and tender cuddling, soon transitioned to Gavin pushing Marcus onto his back and crawling on top of him with the intent of riding his huge cock all night long (or at least as long as the kids allowed.) Marcus quickly lost himself in ecstasy as Gavin bounced up and down on him.
He watched almost hypnotized as his partner’s enormous, milk-filled breasts bounced up and down, slapping gently against the top of what remained of his latest big belly. Even though he knew they were tender, Marcus wasn’t able to resist taking an orb in each hand and giving them a squeeze, causing powerful torrents of milk to gush from both of Gavin’s nipples.
Even though he also knew he still had to be at least a little sore since it was so soon after he’d given birth to their four newest boys, Marcus also couldn’t resist thrusting up against his partner’s downward movements. It’d been over a month since they’d last been able to have sex facing each other, Gavin’s belly having grown too big for him to ride Marcus and too heavy for missionary to be an option. Both of them moaned and groaned as quietly as they could, wishing they could be louder as they lost themselves in the passion of their love making.
Speaking of love, Marcus would’ve loved to have lasted longer and had every intention of doing so but then between breaths, Gavin panted out, “Come on, stud… Put another big batch of… your babies in me!” and he lost it, unable to hold back a moment longer.
Part of him knew he really should’ve pulled out, but another part of him wouldn’t let himself. Instead, biting his bottom lip hard to keep from screaming out in delight, Marcus released a tsunami of hot cum deep inside his partner.
As he came and came and came, his entire massively muscular body shuddering, he moved his right hand to Gavin’s hip and his left to his belly to keep himself steady. Marcus came so much, Gavin’s squishy, deflated midsection quickly started to bloat back up again, becoming firm to the touch and noticeably more prominent by the time he finally stopped shooting.
He stayed inside longer than he usually did, both unable and unwilling to move, other than to pull Gavin down against him so he could relish in the sensation of his warm, hugely bloated and dripping breasts pressing against his hugely muscled, sweaty torso as they kissed. Eventually, Gavin rolled off and both of them lay there panting as they fought to catch their breath.
“You should really go… get rid of all that,” Marcus somewhat reluctantly suggested. “If that huge load doesn’t knock you up… again, nothing will!”
Gavin giggled as he snuggled back against him, pushing his fat ass against Marcus’ huge left thigh. “Oh, I’m counting on it!”
“Are you sure that’s… what you want?” Marcus asked.
“Are you?” Gavin questioned as he looked back over his shoulder at his man.
Marcus didn’t answer directly. Instead, he replied, “We have six kids, Gavin…”
Gavin didn’t answer directly either. Instead he asked, “Well do you want more?”
Marcus thought about it some before responding. “Six kids is a lot, babe. It isn’t easy…”
“No, it isn’t,” his partner had to agree. “But to me, being pregnant and getting all huge with your babies, makes it all worth it, so, I’m game if you are?”
“I’m game,” Marcus replied as he took Gavin Gavin in his arm and kissed the side of his neck before they both quickly drifted off for however long the six, very young children they already shared would allow.
*****
When Gavin went in for he and the quads’ two month checkup (with Marcus in tow, of course,) he requested a pregnancy test to confirm what he and his partner already knew. His bewildered doctor confirmed he was pregnant again, then after performing a sonogram, informed the still relatively new couple that this time, Gavin was pregnant with sextuplets. Massive Marcus’ equally massive load had really done the deed!
When they found out “they” were expecting again, the guys switched one of their previous roles… This time it was Gavin who was immediately happy and excited, whereas Marcus was the one who was shocked and worried. When he agreed to them trying again, once again, so soon, he hadn't anticipated they'd end up doubling the number of children they already had?!
As much as he loved them, and as much as he'd loved seeing (and feeling) Gavin grow and change while he carried them, Marcus had been under the impression that the quads had been a fluke! Obviously, multiples ran on both sides of the families, but quadruplets followed immediately by sextuplets?! Holy shit!
“Ohmygod, babe!” Gavin gushed once everyone was back in the car (actually, a full-size van.) “Do you know what this means?!” He excitedly asked.
Still rather shell shocked (understandably so) Marcus did not know what this meant. “No, what?” He cautiously asked.
“It means that this time, I'm gonna get beyond huge!” His excited, older partner grinned at him from the passenger's seat he'd soon enough be too big to fit in again.
“I bet!” He grunted, half happy, half aghast. “And you're really OK with that?” He asked, even though if Gavin wasn't, it was already too late. There was no going back now.
Gavin nodded as his grin continued to grow. “I love being pregnant with your babies! With six of them in me at once, I'll probably blow up into gigantic territory!” He predicted with what sounded to be an absolutely thrilled giggle.
As much as they both actually really wanted that and despite the history they had to go on, neither man could've guessed how gigantic Gavin would go on to get… If they had, they probably wouldn't have been quite as excited, even Marcus, who quickly came around to the thought of seeing his partner get bigger than ever (again) as he created just as many children as they already had all at once.
*****
When Marcus entered their bedroom, the first thing he saw was Gavin's gigantic, half sheet-covered belly… The first thing he noticed about it was how much of their king-size bed it was taking up, which looked to be slightly more than just that morning, probably because it was…
Others may have been shocked and he should've been too, but the fact that Gavin and the six babies inside him were all still growing at some forty-two plus (15 days overdue to be exact) weeks along, impressed, amazed and turned Marcus, the man whose potent seed was responsible, on to no end. He found each and every of the many inches of his partner's ever-expanding body unreasonably hot and almost too tempting to resist for even one single moment longer.
Marcus’ huge cock began to brick up so quick and hard in his confining shorts, he was pretty sure he heard a couple seams break… At that moment, he almost wanted nothing more than to jump on what very little remained of the bed, take his man in his arms, make out with and then have his way with him (again,) but before he could do so, there were some other, little “men” who required his love and affection first.
All six of the boys Gavin had already given birth to were present in the room, taking up the rest of the bed that he and his mountains of supportive pillows weren't. Gavin was sitting up but slightly reclined, his shoulders and upper back propped up against the headboard. The position wasn't a comfortable one for him (not that any one particularly was anymore,) but it was the best for tending to the boys, mainly in the form of feeding them from his now kickball-sized breasts.
The quads were right next to him, two on either of his bloated sides. Half of the set were feeding, the other were leaned against his belly which looked almost big enough to contain a man Gavin's size before he'd gotten his incredibly productive pregnancy career underway. The twins, who'd already eaten, were now both dozing, snuggled up on top of the sheet against their birthing father's thighs, tummies full of his warm, nourishing as it was plentiful, breast milk.
Gavin had his forearms gently but securely wrapped around the lower backs of the quads currently getting their fill from him. He held them under his arms, right behind where his gigantic belly started to jut out from his now seemingly permanently expanded rib cage. His pregnancy not only took up his entire lap, but then some…
The boys who were currently feeding were barely able to reach Gavin's large nipples standing. Massive as they'd bloated to be, his enormous tits so full and heavy despite the constant feedings they performed, sagged more than somewhat to the sides, yet were still held so high by his current pregnancy that Marcus wasn't able to see his partner's chin.
Gavin's breasts bulged and bloated out in each and every direction: up, down, to the sides, out and together. During each pregnancy, his nipples grew in size and darkened a little more. Marcus’ cock twitched again and his mammoth balls began to rise and churn in his sack, he was so enthralled and aroused by how especially overly plump and fertile his incredible partner looked right then and there.
Realizing he was about to lose himself to temptation, he quickly refocused his attention on the six baby “elephants” in the room, rather than the literal one, who truly looked ready to burst. Marcus smiled and shook his head as he set the gift box down on his bureau, saving its presentation for later when he had Gavin to himself.
“What's that?” Gavin asked quietly so as to hopefully not disturb anyone. As he did, the twins gently stirred.
“Don't worry about it for now,” Marcus replied as he approached the bed empty handed.
As soon as the sleepy twins saw him, they both pushed themselves up and held out their arms. Marcus’ smile grew tenfold as he promptly scooped them up in his massive, powerful arms. He loved he and Gavin's sons so much, all of them… It didn't matter at all that the twins, his oldest children, didn't biologically belong to him. Marcus loved them just as much as he did the quads and the soon to arrive sextuplets.
“How are my biggest boys?” He quietly and lovingly asked them after having planted sweet kisses atop both of their heads. “Did you take good care of Daddy while I was at work?” He questioned as he warmed physically and emotionally at the tender, delicate embraces they treated him to in return.
Since they were half asleep and still not quite capable of a full verbal response anyway, Gavin answered for them.
“They were great today. We have the best sons in the world, babe,” he smiled up at Marcus. “Even though they're little, well, not really…” he chuckled before amending, “Even though they're young, they seem to know I'm pretty much nothing more than a nourishing beached whale at the moment, so they were on their best behavior.”
“Good job, guys!” Marcus commended his oldest, planting more kisses on their crowns. “Now how ‘bout I take you to bed?” He asked as he slowly turned and started to exit the room. When he got no response, he quietly chuckled as he held them a little tighter. “I'll take that as a yes. Be right back, babe.”
*****
Fifteen minutes later, he'd gotten the quads down as well and finally, Marcus was able to lay down next to his partner. Well, sort of… He had to lean against the bulging left side of Gavin's belly and wrap his arm around it to keep from falling off the side of the bed he was perched on, but he didn't mind. As much as Marcus loved his sons, he was very happy to have Gavin to himself. He knew alone time was going to be extra hard to come by with the impending arrival of six more babies, so he planned on making the most of what they still had.
“So how was your day, stud?” Gavin asked him. “Tell me everything!” He requested. “What did the hottest man on the planet do all day while I just laid here growing and feeding his boys?” He winked.
Marcus grunted, rolled his eyes and shook his head. “I'm not the hottest man on the planet, you are! But to answer your question, my day was long and boring. I couldn't wait to come home and see you, so much so that I almost skipped the gym.”
“I missed you too. A lot, but I'm glad you didn't skip the gym!” Gavin smirked as he reached out and rubbed Marcus’ muscular shoulder before setting his hand on his belly. “Anyway, I think we need to talk…”
“About what?” Marcus asked before pulling the sheet covering most of it down and planting six kisses on his belly, one for each of its inhabitants.
“A few things,” Gavin replied, sounding uncharacteristically hesitant. He and Marcus always readily talked about everything. As such, his partner frowned.
“What's up?”
“Don't worry, nothing's wrong,” he assured. “First, I just wanted to let you know that I think the babies will finally be coming soon.”
“Oh? Did you start having contractions?”
Gavin shook his head. “They just moved around a lot today. All of them, all day… That and my milk really started to come in, which tends to be a sign that babies are coming,” he patted his belly. “Even after feeding everyone multiple times, I never stopped leaking,” he shook his head again as he looked down, his chin disappearing between his mammoth, indeed, still leaking tits. “It's like I'm a dairy cow!” He groaned and rolled his eyes.
“But you love that, don't you?” Marcus chuckled.
“Well…”
“You are still really engorged,” he noted as he reached out and took Gavin's left breast in his hand, giving it a gentle shake. Tight as the orb was, he swore he felt its contents sloshing around. “So we're gonna have twelve kids soon, huh?”
“We are,” Gavin nodded. “Which brings me to the next topic… I think it's time for a change.”
“What kind of change?” Marcus asked as he frowned again.
“Well like always, the baby babies will sleep with us in our room for a while,” Gavin continued. “But after that, we're gonna need more space, so I think we should start thinking about moving.”
“I've been thinking that too,” Marcus nodded. “I love this place and know you do too, but big as it is, we need something bigger.”
“So you'd be OK with moving?”
“Of course, babe,” he nodded again. “Whatever we need to do for our family.”
“Well how much bigger of a place do you think we need?”
“That depends… Do we plan on having more kids?”
“Do you want to?”
“I'm game if you are!” Marcus winked as he used a line his partner had previously.
“I'm serious…” Gavin groaned. “If we do keep going, we…”
“So you do want to?”
He nodded. “I do, but…”
“Yeah?”
“But if we do, I think the next place we get should be really big. That way, it'll fit us for a while,” Gavin replied.
“Makes sense.”
“And…” he continued. “I think it's time we hire some help. A nanny… With a bigger place, twelve kids and more to come, even if I don't get this big again,” he gestured down and around his bloated belly. “I…”
“We'll still need help,” Marcus finished for him.
Gavin nodded as he was the one to frown this time. “Would you be OK with that? I don't wanna let you down…”
“You could never let me down, Gavin,” Marcus assured. “You and our boys are my everything, so like I said, whatever we need to do for our family,” he nodded. “Besides, even with a nanny, us adults will still be outnumbered four to one, for now!” He chuckled and rolled his eyes.
Gavin laughed as he shook his head. “What the heck is wrong with us, babe?!”
Marcus scoffed. “Absolutely nothing! We love our kids and we're great dads! We just both happen to really like you being really pregnant!”
“Yeah, we do!” Gavin agreed. “But about that… Maybe we should wait a little longer than we usually do before I get pregnant again?” He shrugged, causing his boobs to bobble.
Marcus nodded in agreement. “I think that would be a good idea.”
“You do?” His partner asked in surprise. He'd been expecting at least some resistance.
“I do,” he nodded again as he carefully pushed back and off the bed. “At least a few months this time, maybe longer,” he said as he got to his feet.
Gavin sighed. “It'll be weird to not get pregnant again right away, but it'll also be good.”
“About that…” Marcus said as he grabbed the box off the bureau.
Immediately, his heavily pregnant partner got distracted. “Oooh, present time!”
“Don't get too excited…” he cautioned. “It's nothing big. Not yet, anyway…” he trailed off as he handed the box over.
As he took it, Gavin frowned slightly. “It's so light… I'm not complaining, I just…”
“Like I said, it's nothing big.”
“I'm sure I'll still love it,” he said as he switched back to smiling. “I always love and appreciate anything you give me, babe.”
“Remember you said that…” Marcus muttered, more to himself.
Gavin undid the bow and set the ribbon next to him. With so many children and therefore, birthdays, he'd definitely be able to put it to use again. He wasn't careful with the wrapping paper other than to make sure he kept it in as few pieces as possible to avoid making a mess.
He pulled off the top of the box and rifled through the tissue paper it was packed with, searching for its actual contents. When his hand blindly found and wrapped around it, he frowned at the familiarity of its shape and feel.
“One of my old pregnancy tests?” He asked once he'd pulled his hand and gift from the tissue and box.
“It is one of your tests, but it's not an old one,” Marcus shook his head. “Not a used one, I guess I should say. Used by you, anyway…”
“I'm confused…”
He cleared his throat. “Do you remember the last time you fucked me?”
Gavin grunted. “Of course I do! You rarely let me so whenever I get to, it's a treat!” He smirked. “But that's not why I remember the last time!” He grunted again. “I remember it ‘cause I was thirty-two weeks along with these guys and was barely able to get my belly up on your back and ass!” He laughed.
“Right?” Marcus chuckled. “But you did. Obviously…”
“Obviously?” Gavin repeated, still clueless. “Sorry, I…”
“I took that pregnancy test, Gavin.”
Gavin looked from his partner back down to the test and really looked at it this time. It was positive.
“Ohmygod…” he said as he quickly put everything together. “I got you pregnant?!”
Marcus nodded. “I'm ten weeks along. And…”
“Yeah?”
“I know we don't usually find out what we're having,” he continued. “Not that we really even need to since we seem to only have boys, but I had to find out. Do you wanna know?”
“Yes!” Gavin nodded, grinning from ear to ear.
“Boys. All boys.”
“How many?!” He asked, eyes widening.
Marcus took in a deep breath which he held for a few seconds before responding. “Five.”
“Quintuplets?! Ohmygod!”
“Yeah… Had to fill in that gap!” He chuckled.
“Ohmygod!” Gavin said again. “We're gonna have seventeen kids, Marcus! Seventeen! Now we really need to get serious about moving!” He groaned. “Speaking of which is literally something I can barely do right now!” He chuckled as he shook his head.
“I know, and I love it!” Marcus chuckled and smirked. “So are you happy?”
“Happy? I'm ecstatic!”
“Yeah..?”
Gavin nodded emphatically. So hard in fact that big, bloated and heavy as they were, his tits rocked from side to side. “I get to see you blow up again, with my babies this time! Ohmygod, babe… You're gonna get enormous!”
Marcus groaned and rolled his eyes. “Don't remind me… I got enormous last time! I'm gonna get even bigger this!”
“I know, and I can't wait!” Gavin grinned before suddenly getting serious. “But shit, babe… We might seriously need to think about hiring two nannies?!”
“That would probably be a good idea,” Marcus nodded as he started to back onto the bed only for his partner to stop him.
“No,” Gavin shook his head as he held his left hand that was holding the pregnancy test firmly against Marcus’ bulging right pec.
“No? But I wanna cuddle!” The younger man pouted.
“We can cuddle later,” he said. “Right now, I want you to fuck me.”
“Oh yeah?” Marcus grinned as his cock started to stir again.
Gavin nodded as he eyed the growing erection he'd come to crave, especially now. “I want you to use that…” he nodded at the bulge. “To fuck your babies outta me tonight.”
“Tonight?” Marcus frowned. “But you haven't even started having contractions yet. I thought we agreed we were gonna see how long you could go before you popped this time? How big you could get…” he wagged his brows.
“Well there's been a change of plans.”
“Aww, but why, babe? I…”
“I know how much you were looking forward to seeing me grow to the verge of exploding…” Gavin rolled his eyes. “But you went and got yourself knocked up, stud!” He giggled.
“You're at fault too, sir!”
“I suppose I am,” he nodded as he took his hand back and set the pregnancy test down on his nightstand. “So I'll accept some of the blame, but anyway… Now, I want you to fuck your six, big babies out of me tonight, so we can start focusing on and enjoying your pregnancy!” He grinned as he placed his hand back on his belly.
“I'm only ten weeks along, Gavin… We have plenty of time to…”
“No, we don't,” Gavin shook his head. “Our boys will be here before you know it!”
“Oh, I think I'll know it!” Marcus chuckled as he shook his head again. “I can't believe I'm pregnant again!”
“You can't?”
“No!” He huffed. “That was never the plan!”
“I guess now's as good a time as any to tell you I always hoped it would be!” Gavin giggled.
“Well you got your wish!” Marcus laughed. “Anyway, you know what I almost can't believe?”
“What's that?”
“That I'm pregnant again ‘cause the babies were fucked into me!”
“Right, ‘cause you're not gay!” Gavin laughed, shook his head and rolled his eyes.
“Just for you!”
“I'm flattered…”
“You should be!” Marcus nodded. “You're the only man I've ever loved and ever will like this!”
“What about our boys?”
“I love them too, but that love is different. Our love is extra, extra special.”
“Aww, babe…” Gavin sighed as he held his arms out for an embrace. “That's so sweet!”
“Oh, no!” Marcus huffed and shook his head. “Don't get all sappy on me now! We have some babies who need to be born!”
His partner nodded. “And in order for that to happen, you need to fuck them outta me… It might take more than once though… Think you're up to it, preggo?” He winked.
“That's what friends are for!” He winked back.
Gavin rolled his eyes. “You're not my friend, Marcus…”
“I'm not?” He frowned.
“Well I mean, of course you are, but you're also way more than that… You're my…”
“Stud?” Marcus smirked.
“That, but I was going to say my everything.”
“Aww, babe…” he cooed as he held his hands out this time and started to lean in.
“Oh, no!” Gavin scoffed. “Don't get all sappy on me now! Use those big, strong arms to help roll me over and fuck your sons outta me!”
“Wait… Did you find out what we're…”
“No, but I know.”
“I do too,” Marcus chuckled and smirked as he leaned in for a kiss on the lips, which of course, Gavin allowed. “Now allow me to do the honors of popping you so we can meet them!”
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