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[byhees]

casual affection.

엔하이픈 ・ female reader + word count 700 genre fluff established relationship warnings not proof-read kissing skinship — more

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heeseung

would help you dry your hair after a long day; it’d be the late hours of the night, and he’d stand by the edge of the bed, hairdryer in one hand, brush in another.

makes it a point to kiss you, on the lips, before you two part on your own ways in the early mornings; slips a little playful comment before seeing you off.

would often put an arm around your shoulder, lightly pulling you close to his side with a small smile that almost goes unnoticed.

regularly picks up your favourite snacks on the way home, to the point where the cashier at the convenience store recognises the usual.

jongseong

would learn the lyrics to your all-time favourite songs, so you two can sing them together as an impromptu karaoke session.

holds your hand in almost every situation, finding it comforting to intertwine fingers with you, hands moulding together like perfect puzzle pieces.

cooks two servings when making food, because he doesn’t want you to come home empty-stomached.

keeps an extra hoodie at the backseat of his car, because he knows of your habit of forgetting, and doesn’t want to see you cold on a chilly day.

jaeyun

would change the lyrics of a song, so that it says your name instead; finds your delayed reaction and realisation adorable.

leaves some of your favourite shirts of his aside, and comes up with silly excuses to let you keep them.

brushes stray strands of hair out of your face, and takes the opportunity to leave a peck on, either, your forehead or your lips.

always slips his heat pack in the pocket of your jacket, not wanting you to freeze in the particularly snowy weather.

sunghoon

would be your personal alarm, waking you up to prevent any oversleeping for important events; tells you you’re the most beautiful girl in the world, and ruffles your already tousled hair.

helps you put on a necklace; his hands leave feathery touches on your neck, and as he hooks the chain to the clasp, he has the cutest grin plastered on his face.

takes candid pictures of you when you’re in your element, and uses them as his lock screen.

would rub your back when you’re feeling down; additionally, he whispers sweet consolations and peppers your face with kisses.

seonwoo

would help you remove your makeup, and any large hair accessories, when you’re feeling tired from a long day; does so without any hesitation, despite being fatigued himself.

offers his shoulder for you to rest your head on; soft conversations as he gently caresses your palm, fiddling with your fingers.

draws a bath for you, and even prepares your favourite playlists.

gives you handmade gifts, even without a specific occasion; dedicates a good hour or two to folding origami pieces, and making cards.

jungwon

would send you heaps of pictures of his dog whenever you’re away, hoping that they’d serve as an energy boost for tiring days.

brings around a polaroid camera nearly everywhere he goes, because he loves snapping pictures of you; keeps his personal favourites at the back of his phone.

buys you flowers when you least expect it; always writes a short and sweet note with each ‘flower delivery’, something quirky like ‘if you were a flower, i would pick you, one thousand (and one) percent!’

a hand is always absentmindedly resting on your lower back, because he just likes being by your side.

riki

would tuck your blanket neatly around your body when it slides down, and press a kiss on your forehead, wishing you sweet dreams.

hypes you up for even the small things, and is there 24/7 to support you; movie marathons and late-night talks under the covers afterwards to hear how things went.

lightly bumps your shoulder whenever you say something funny; it soon escalates to chaotic, yet unified, cackling and wheezing (but it’s so oddly comforting).

buries his face into the crook of your neck when hugging.

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[usercelestial]

uhhh i still haven't stopped thinking about tommy getting buck flowers either like tommy showing up to a date after he knows buck has had a long day and he presents him with a little bouquet he picked up from the store along with takeout and the look on buck's face is shock and surprise and he goes "no one's ever gotten me flowers when i was in a hospital bed" and Jesus Christ that breaks tommy's heart because what do you mean you're not being showered with gifts and presents and love 24/7 so tommy goes okay bet and now every date tommy shows up with a different bouquet of flowers, every valentine's the 118 gets a special delivery of flowers and a box of chocolates, buck's house is just full of a random assortment of flowers constantly. and then one day tommy comes home after a long shift and he opens the door to a path of flower petals leading to the back patio where buck is waiting on one knee while a bouquet in one hand and a ring in the other.

[takenbytheriver]

To this day find it interesting how foreigners are surprised by Russia having 24/7 florists and the amount of flower stores in general. So, a little guide for men: just get your girl flowers at random times. Coming home late? Boom, night flowers. She's already asleep? Boom, morning flowers. You're picking her up from somewhere? Flowers in your car. Distract her and get her one when you are on a date out. Shit like that. Obviously do it on celebrations too, but here those are a given so it's a bit of a different thing. Learn what flowers are her favourite, or what colours she likes. Keep a bouquet at her place and make sure it's always fresh, replacing it before it wilts. Your love deserves to look at and be surrounded by beauty and to smell something nice. There are no excuses really, it's not that hard. We have stores at every corner but even if you don't: plan accordingly and ultimately, delivery is a thing. Lastly what if she doesn't care for flowers or is allergic or something? The entire point is to show that you care and think of her even when you are away, busy or stressed about something else. You can find small things she likes (sweets maybe?). Pay attention to her and show it trough action. It's all the about small things. Edit: you know what? Get her mom flowers too if they're on good terms.

[stardew-bajablast]

being unemployed for 3 months and forgetting how to mask my autism is wild bc i’ve realized just how much energy i was wasting masking in situations where it’s just straight up unnecessary and a lot of things that used to be super difficult and scary are now significantly easier

i have been spending so much time at home by myself that it’s now much more difficult/borderline impossible to stop myself from stimming, especially if i’m not holding something in my hands like i am pretty much flapping my hands or tapping my fingertips together or tugging at/playing with my clothes 24/7

last weekend my partner and i had to go grocery shopping. we were at walmart for over an hour, and like, i was still overstimulated and i wouldn’t say it was a pleasant experience, but like… it was fine???? i usually can’t handle being at the grocery store for more than like 30 minutes, at that point i’m exhausted and overwhelmed and i just have to check out with what i have and either order the rest for delivery or wait until i can recharge and go back out again.

and i realized after i got home and was talking to my partner about it like i was fine because i was pretty much stimming the entire time we were there. AND IT WAS FINEEE!!??? no one said anything to me, no one stared at me (or if they did, my partner did a great job of distracting me, but i never saw anyone looking at me funny), no one came up to me and called me a weirdo or told me to stop it.

anyway, idk what other autistic person needs to hear this but you are allowed to stim in public. it’s not against the rules. you won’t get in trouble. i know a lot of us have trauma from our childhoods and ik it’s not as easy as just saying it’s ok to do something, but real life is not like high school or elementary school where people are actively looking for shit to bully you over. most people at the grocery store are doing their own thing. they do not care if you are flapping your hands or rocking back and forth on your heels or whatever you’re doing to help regulate yourself. you are allowed to stim in public!!!

[vimbry]

oh yeah I completely forgot about the weirder thing that happened with my delivery last night

get text that my parcel is arriving between 7pm and 10pm.

see a royal mail van park across the road at 7:50

it's my parcel!

postman walks towards door carrying a small package

probably not a 27 inch monitor but maybe I'm wrong

I did order a 3m hdmi cable too so? maybe it's that and it's a separate package? sometimes drivers do go back for a bigger box if you've got multiple items?

say hi and thanks and such, close door, inspect the parcel

it's not my parcel

postman has driven off

actual recipient only lives at the end of the road

it's a tracked 24 order which has probably now been marked as delivered, so I should give it to her. not my favourite thing to do but I can't just keep it overnight out of shyness

get a text

"your driver is about 4 minutes away"

get actual monitor this time. it's a completely different van for the store

walk over in rain, in dark, to redeliver the wrong parcel, fortunately not super far

spend 15 seconds trying to open gate at hinge instead of latch

ring bell cause sticker said to. lady in there arrives but doesn't open the door but totally politely asks to just leave it on the step there

neither of us want to be doing this rn lol

I say oh ok sure :) bye and thanks, for some reason

go home

[donnerpartyofone]

Randomly remembering when the pandemic was reaching its peak and pretty much every shipping service was so overwhelmed that they marked 90% of your packages undeliverable because "you weren't home". Of course the gag is that you WERE home, all the time, and that was the exact reason for the shipping congestion. I always wished that they would at least come up with a different excuse, however vague, almost anything would have made me less angry than the one explanation that was patently dishonest and an accusation against me personally. It would have been better if you got "due to the high volume of calls" type of messaging, but I guess they didn't want to invite the idea that their service was unreliable, so somehow it was better to blame masses of customers for something we all knew for a fact was definitely false.

But like on that exact note, I'm very allergic and being inside our moldy apartment 24/7 was driving me nuts. I got a Molecule air filter, which runs on a subscription plan, and then I just could not get my replacement filters delivered. (I feel like an idiot getting something that only takes these proprietary subscription filters and not something where I could just go to the hardware store and get a general type of thing, but I was doing what I thought I had to at the time) FedEx just would not give me my shit and wouldn't give me any options to go pick the thing up somewhere, it was either "you weren't home" or "we delivered it to you, what's your problem?" Eventually I complained to Molecule and they were so protective of FedEx I couldn't believe it. Every time I explained the situation the customer service guy would write back "We understand that you weren't home so FedEx was unable to deliver your shipment." And then I'd explain it in even MORE DETAIL and they'd say "Yes, we realize that because you were not home to receive your shipment, you now need to order another filter." And then I'd be even MORE SPECIFIC and I'd start to get REALLY PISSED OFF which I try not to do with any kind of service person, and the guy kept very specifically reinforcing FedEx's lie about me, and eventually they go "Since you didn't receive your shipment because you weren't home, we will send you an extra filter for free this time." I wish I remembered the exact wording because it was even more insulting than that, like they were doing me this huge favor even though it was all my personal fault. I didn't expect them to say "Yeah that was fucked up of FedEx, fuck those assholes" but I thought they'd be at least a little more, I dunno, vague or neutral about general non-delivery. Instead it was like I was talking to FedEx's mom, like FedEx punched another third grader in the face and ripped off his lunch and the mom is explaining to me how outgoing and enterprising little FedEx is and it's really the fault of the other kid for being a weakling and having such a delicious lunch. Usually customer service people get some kind of script that they can't deviate from so I had to think this guy wasn't winging it, this is what Molecule told them to say whenever this probably-extremely-common problem came up. But man, every time I think of that company for any reason, that's the first thing I remember. I would tell them that, but they'd probably be like "We understand that your opinion of our company was damaged because your bad behavior prevented FedEx from generously delivering the shipment that you didn't deserve."

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[magician-kitty]

Duplicatnation

The sign of the noodle shop lit up and inside, Pigsy rang the bell as he called out for MK "Order up! Come on, get the let out." MK appeared the moment the bell was rang. "On it!"

MK responded as she placed the bag of noodles in the cooler as she got her phone out to get towards the place of the person who ordered it. MK then puts on het headphones and drives around in the tuk-tuk. When she arrived, the person of the home opened the door as the brunette greeted them sweetly "Pigsy's Noodles!"

She then started delivering the noodles to all over the places who had ordered them "Pigsy's Noodles! Pigsy's Noodles! Pigsy's Noodles! Pigsy's Noodles!" She runs into Sandy at the harbor on her way back "MK! Did you arrive at the right time,” Sandy then shows a paint brush.

"Scoop up the brush! We're giving the old girl a fresh coat of paint!" MK smiled as she got out of the tuk-tuk with a paint brush and paint bucket in her hands and cheered. "Yeah! Painting boats is my middle name!" She and Sandy painted the boat, showing off the fresh blue coat as they fist bump in the end.

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The day is over as the sign of the noodle shop went off while MK was done showering as she left the bathroom while wearing her nightgown and wiping her hair off as she was getting ready to sleep. "Now for eight to twelve hours of uninterrupted-Ah! Mei!" The brunette yelped as Mei was pulling clothes out of her drawer as one of her shirts landed on her face. "Get up, get up, get up! We are going out!"

Mei cheered as she took selfies of themselves "Woohoo! Anti-Gravity Arcade, yo!" As MK cheered as well "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

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The next day, the sign of the noodle shop lit up as Pigsy rang the bell again as he called out "Order up!" MK then appread to get the bag as she spoke. "Okay, Pigsy!" The girl yawned as she started making her way towards the place "Pigsy's Noodles. Pigsy's Noodles."

"How about a nice sunset orange?" Sandy suggested as the brunette helped Sandy paint. That following night, MK was briefly seen at the arcade snoring, while Mei cheers on. The cycle continues as MK attends 24/7 to whatever tasks her friends need help with.

"Order up! Order up! Order up!" Pigsy called out as he rang the bell "What if we try blue again?" Sandy asked as MK had an agitated look on her face "Pigsy's Noodles. Pigsy's Noodles." She greeted them tiredly as she delivered the messy blue bag of noodles as she had a very tired look on het face along with the bags under her eyes.

"MK!"

"MK!"

"MK!"

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After her deliveries were done, MK flops over the counter in exhaustion, Tang looked concerned at the brunette as he spoke "Goodness, MK. You look like hot garbage, Tired?"

"What me no I'm fine," She says as she picks up her head and pulls forward, "I just need to close my eyes for a couple of seconds-" then starts mumbling before falling into the noodle bowl. Tang lifts her head up so she wouldn't drown, grabs a napkin to wipe her face.

"You're pushing yourself too hard, MK. Working all day, partying all night, painting boats? It's not good for a growing girl." Tang said with concern in his voice. "You need to have time to relax." He finished her face, returning back to his noodles.

MK sat up, looking down at her own bowl. "I know, it's just... I don't wanna let my friends down, you know? It's like, I wanna help in the store, do arts and crafts with Sandy and party with Mei-Mei! But it's all too hard! I'm just one gal!" She sighed.

"Hm, To bad you can't duplicate yourself like Monkey King." This caused the teen to look at him.

"Huh?"

Tang grabbed MK's autobiography of Monkey King, flipping the pages. "You know, it's one of Monkey King's 72 Transformations. Pluck out some hair" He plucked a strand of her hair, MK yelped. "Blow on it" MK seemed unconvinced, but did it anyway. "Um, okay.." She blew on the lock of her hair and it lands on the floor behind them. "And Presto! Some monkey's pop out" Tang finished, seeing that nothing happened.

"Bummer.." MK said, disappointed.

Suddenly the lock of hair began glowing, morphing into another MK. "Yep, a perfect clone of you pops out. Exactly what I said would happen." Tang laughs nervously, he nervously went back to eating his noodles as MK stares marvelously at the clone.

"Woah! Holy moly! I looks/look just like me/her!"

"This solves everything! I can be in all the places at all the times." MK pushes her clone out the shop, before turning to Tang.

"Thanks, Tangy! Couldn't have done it without ya!" They said in unison before leaving out the door.

Tang stared at the two with wide eyes as they walked off. "Hm. If I wasn't so relaxed and cool, I'd probably be really worried about the consequences of this." He took another sip of his noodles.

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The next day, Pigsy rings the bell, holding up an order. "Order up!" He blinks as the order was snatched out of his hand. "I'm on it, boss!" The clone yelled as she ran out the door.

at the docks, Another clone was with Sandy, painting his boat. Sandy stares in awe at the newly painted boat. Everyone noticed that MK had been very energetic as of late, as if she weren't exhausted or anything.

“I don’t know what’s gotten into ya kid, but I like the hustle!”

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The next day, Pigsy, who finished an order. "Order up!" His phone suddenly buzzed as he answered it. "Hello, thanks for calling Pigsy's! home of the world's longest- It didn't arrive?" He had a customer on the line, and they sounded angry.

"Hold on, I've got another call." Again, there was another angry customer. "She didn't deliver it? What do you mean she didn't deliver it?!"

Tang shifted in his seat, messing with his glasses. "Oh boy, something bad has definitely happened." He muttered

"Any more orders?" MK asked.

Pigsy, still looking at his phone, turned around, "MK, do you mind explaining-Ahh!," Pigsy screamed, dropping the bowl of noodles and backing into the corner as he was faced with a very fat MK.

"Uh, everything ok boss?" MK's Delivery Clone asked a very scared, and confused Pigsy before letting out a burp.

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Meanwhile with Sandy, The painter clone was getting out of control, constantly repainting the boat. "It needs to be better, It needs to be better." The she-clone muttered.

Sandy stares at the doors of the cargo box, frowning. "Uh, I think it's pretty good, MK."

"Pretty good. Pretty good?! Are you crazy!? That's not good enough! You asked me to help paint your boat and that's what I'm going to do. I won't stop until it's perfect!" She said, startling Sandy and Mo.

"Um..." Sandy looks at Mo, who meows. He must have said a wrong answer or something.

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Meanwhile at the Anti-Gravity arcade, everyone inside was exhausted, including Mei as the music played. "Yeah! Everybody move yo feet!" Party clone shouted.

Mei could feel her legs getting weak, floating towards the DJ. "Hey, um...I'm getting pretty sleepy, wanna hit it?" Mei yawned.

"Psh! Girl, what are you talking about? Ain't no one leaving this porty!" She cranks up the music more, Mei winced, quickly covering her ears, she floats back down.

"Uh, yeah, but this "porty" has been going on for 15 hours." Mei groaned, rubbing her droopy eyes.

Party clone mocks her. "Ah, for 15 hours. I'm so sleepy. That's what you sound like." with a snap of her fingers, bouncers appear behind her.

"I said, ain't no one leaving this porty." She stated, grins evilly.

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Back at the noodle shop, MK's Delivery Clone was eating a bowl of noodles, while Tang held Pigsy back as he tried to fight MK for the noodles back, "MK stop eating! You're hemorrhaging money by the bowl."

Soon the real MK walked in and Tang was the first to notice her. He let go of Pigsy when he saw that she was half bald. The Pig Demon fell to the floor and noticed MK.

"MK?" Pigsy looked at the real MK and then at the clone. "Let me guess, this is some kind of Mystic Monkey Business?" Pigsy asked, angry.

Mk just laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck. " Yeah, that pretty much about sums it up." Pigsy then jumps off the larger MK, looking furious.

"MK!" But before Pigsy could do anything, the clone leaned over and fell on top of him, as Pigsy screamed in fright. Tang sighed, rubbing his eyes. "So, you gonna clean this up?"

MK rubbed her chin, summoning her staff and poked the clone's side. "Ugh! That's never going to work!" She panics, flailing her arms. MK then turned to Tang, giving him the puppy dog eyes. "Mr. Tang, How did Monkey King get rid of his clones?"

Tang was silent, humming in thought as he adjusted his glasses. I... don't know."

MK groans before falling over, as her clone starts eating the staff. "Perhaps you should try some pressure points or some wavy kung fu, hm?" Tang suggested.

"Alright, one wavy kung fu coming up." MK then got into position, lifting her hands in the air and moved them around, summoning a symbol. She pushed her hands into the clone's side, but nothing happened.

"Yeah, I'm not su-" Suddenly the clone explodes, as wind gusts out the shop, blowing hair away. all that was left was pigsy, laid in the middle of the floor.

"Well, looks like everything is back to normal," Tang stated, helping his husband up. Pigsy groaned in pain and Mk panics, seeing her boss' state. "Pigsy, are you okay!?"

At that moment, Pigsy's phone went off. It was Sandy. ‘Oh no.’ MK thought when she suddenly remembered the clone she sent to Sandy's boat. "Uhh.. I gotta, see ya!" MK rushed out the door.

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It didn't take long for her to get to Sandy's boat. It was quiet and eerie, there were many sloshes of paint all over the boat. Laughter echoes on the boat, as MK sneak onto the boat.

There was another MK, except this one was covered in paint and looked like a maniac, splattering her face with paint. "Yes, yes! the art is seeping into my pores, filling my very soul." There was a groan, Painter MK turn to see Sandy tied up, hung from his claw machine.

"It just needs.." the clone slowly approached Sandy, pointing her brush at him. "One. more. coat."

"Missed a spot!" Mk shouts to the clone.

The painter clone panics. "What? Where?!" She gasped, glowing bright gold before exploding. Sandy struggles to get out of his ropes, MK quickly rushing over, untying the blue man.

"Hey there MK," Sandy greeted, "Mystic Monkey Business?"

"Yeah.." MK trailed off.

"So uh, how many of those things did you make?" Sandy asked. "Uh, I think that's the last one," MK laughs nervously before gasping. "Oh, wait.."

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MK makes it to the Anti-Gravity Arcade, slamming the doors open. "Alright, party clone, where is she?" She demanded.

The party clone played it of announcing MK's arrival. "Look! OG MK is in da house, yo!" She shouted.

MK angrily flailing her arms around in frustration. "Stop distracting me, Dammit! Where's Mei!" MK yelled. Party Girl chuckled, slowly turning into an evil laugh as the walls split open behind her. A large crane machine emerges with a tired Mei tied up inside.

"Hey, MK...! Mystic Monkey business? You're like, so bad at making clones, by the way." She said in a tired voice. MK frowns, spinning her staff. "Don't worry, I'll fix this! Hand her over you...Me. We?" MK shouted, getting confused mid-sentence.

Party Girl Clone cackled. "Slow yo roll, Mama You wanna get to me? You gotta go through the girls!" The party clone said, pressing a button. The gravity in the arcade suddenly turned off, causing MK to float up to where thousands of her clones were waiting.

"Why did hell did you make so many MK's, MK!?" Yelled Mei in disbelief.

"Whoops, my finger slipped~" Party girl MK feigned innocence as she pressed a button opening a hole filled with lava. Mei shrieks.

"Mei!" MK cried out, seeing her bestie in danger.

Party girl Clone laughs evilly/maliciously. "Go get 'em, girls!" She ordered. The clones leap forward, MK panicking as she extended the staff. She dodge multiple attacks from the clones, but more kept coming her way.

"MK, hurry!" Mei screamed in horror, The crane holding her began to move, lowering her towards the furnace as she began screaming.

"Hold on Mei, I'm coming!" MK shouts as she grasps the staff. MK spun the staff, throwing it into the glass of the claw machine, breaking it. MK kicks the staff. The glass shatters, Mei falling from the claw but is saved by the staff. she smiles, looking up at MK, who laughs nervously.

"Uh, MK?"

MK turns, gasping when she sees the army of MK clones. "Here comes monkie kid!" The clones yelled as they filled the hole. The machine is stuffed with clones, party MK laughing in triumph, but gasping with wide eyes.

There was a bright light and the army of clones were thrown back, as a large symbol appeared, reducing the army into piles of hair. Party girl MK gulps as MK and Mei jump down, safely on the ground.

"One to go." Mei said. They all turned to look at the Party Clone. "N-No Wait, Mei! How do you know I'm not the real MK? There's two of us at this porty," The party clone tried to say before realizing what she said, "Ah shit, I played myself."

MK then jumps into the air. "Here comes monkie kid!" She yelled as she taps her hand on the party clone, who glew gold, as a tear fell down his cheek before exploding. "Never forget...the music~"

"Nice work out there, baldy." Mei said to MK. "Ah what was I thinking?" MK cried scratching the ball part of her head.

"Don't worry. I gotcha, sweetie!" Mei places a clump on MK's leftover hair on her head. She blinks at her. "Is it noticeable?" She asked.

"Not at all, my child" Mei joked, stroking a beard she made with MK's hair. This MK to snort in laughter. "Ew! gross! Don't stroke it!”

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MK sighed, plopping down into her bed, tired and spent.

"Got the night off, huh?" Mei asked. MK relaxes on her bed "Uh-huh. Pigsy cut me some slack. After I cleaned up all that hair, and paid him back for all the food." MK said, hugging her teddy on the bed.

"So...did you learn your lesson from all this?" she asked, flipping a page to a comic.

"Yep! You know it! Oooh! Monkey King marathon! turn it up!"

"Aw, Thanks!"

Mei looked confused, only to look up to find another MK clone sitting beside her on the bed. Mei was surrounded by a menacing green aura, glaring at the two, who turned their heads to her in confusion.

"What the?-" they both asked.

[nickgerlich]

Make A Dash

One of the biggest fears of companies advertising during the Super Bowl is that no one will remember them. Actually, the fear goes deeper…it is highly possible for viewers to miss an ad completely. It is unreasonable to expect people to sit perfectly still for about four hours, taking in every play and advertisement. No can do.

And at $7 million for 30 seconds, this problem becomes critically important. To see just how difficult it is for an advertiser to sink its talons into you, watch any sporting event or even just a linear TV show tonight, and then tomorrow morning, try to remember the ads. It will be tough, even after I have primed you for the task. One study showed that viewers only remember up to a tenth of the ads they saw in the preceding 24-hour period. Good luck.

But DoorDash has quite possibly found a way to overcome this obstacle. They are making sure eyeballs stay focused by gamifying its ad. Of course, we don’t know exactly what time during the game their ad will air, which makes it even more intense. One lucky viewer who can crack a special code in DoorDash’s ad, and enters it on a special website built just for the game, will win one of every product and service advertised during the game.

That’s a lot of loot. It may lean heavily into snack foods and beverages, but Kia is going to be advertising vehicles.

I don’t know that I have seen such viewer engagement with an ad since the CoinBase QR code brought down the internet a couple of years ago. And the point of requiring people to focus on the DoorDash ad is to inform viewers that DoorDash can and does deliver anything and everything, not just your dinner. They report having two million items available on their app.

There will be more than 50 advertisers on this Super Bowl, most of which are national companies paying the steep price of admission, but also some local companies that get in for much less because they will only be seen locally. You have to do something drastic to stand out in this crowd, and DoorDash may very well have cracked that code in the process.

As for DoorDash, they are trying to break free of the impression that they are only in the food delivery business. When they started out ten years ago, that was the truth, but in recent years they have added many non-foods. This comes at a time when Uber, which has positioned itself as being in the transportation business, added food to its P2P taxi service, and then non-foods as well.

Critics may scoff that we have increasingly become a nation of lazy people, too busy to go to stores and restaurants. No, home delivery is a tool just like spreadsheets and calculators are for accountants. Anything that can get jobs done faster is a good thing, and it doesn’t matter if it is balancing the books, or balancing the demands of a busy life.

I like this campaign a lot, and it has my attention. In fact, that’s what DoorDash needs to be focusing on intently in the week leading up to the big game. People need to know to be watching for the ad during the game, because if they don’t, they may have just stepped out to get another beer.

I’ll be watching for this one. A new Kia might be nice.

Dr “Know The Code” Gerlich

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[chilope]

I posted 4,979 times in 2022

That's 2,463 more posts than 2021!

555 posts created (11%)

4,424 posts reblogged (89%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@triviallytrue

@sapphicdisclosures

@dingdongyouarewrong

@heat--end

@existentialvibeology

I tagged 1,400 of my posts in 2022

#yeah - 24 posts

#me - 22 posts

#neyenz - 13 posts

#:( - 11 posts

#:) - 10 posts

#sigh - 9 posts

#literally - 7 posts

#lol. lmao. - 6 posts

#god - 6 posts

#hmm - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#'no i can kiss girls because im so comfortable with my heterosexuality! thats why i joke about being in love with women! im just so straight

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

when i first started following yorick i thought "its a little uncomfortable to insist that a man who identifies as straight is actually gay just because hes on tumblr" but i get it now

42 notes - Posted August 30, 2022

#4

yo whats yudkowskys deal tho

86 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

#3

she e on my e til i cummings

109 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#2

a series of events

my experiment relies on the use of liquid nitrogen

we ran out of liquid nitrogen last week

we were supposed to get more delivered this morning

one of the delivery trucks left with all of the specialized tank dollies and would not be able to return until the end of the day

our delivery gets delayed until tomorrow

in order to not waste an entire day we decide to borrow some from an affiliated lab

on the way there it starts raining

we aquire the liquid nitrogen, stored in our small transport dewar

transport dewar is not pressurized, meaning the nitrogen gases off as it sits

nitrogen has no smell and is lethal if too much is inhaled so we store it in the trunk

we make it 95% of the way back to the lab before taking a turn a little too hard, causing the dewar to tip over and begin draining hard enough that we can hear it in the cabin

beloved coworker pulls over immediately so i can jump out and put it upright before we lose all of it or the trunk of her car freezes

she happened to have accidentally pulled into the entrance to the fire station

i jump out at max speed to minimize chances of getting hit by a fire truck

we are parked inside of a 2 inch deep puddle

i am wearing toms

i open the trunk

it is filled with nitrogen gas and extremely cold

the dewar fell onto the handle, meaning i had to grab the tank in order to right it

it is so cold i burn myself

we make it back to the lab without further incident

my shoes are soaking wet, but my boss always has 18 pairs of rubber sandals in his office so i figure ill just put on his sandals and put my shoes in the oven to dry

he took all of his sandals home on friday for some fucking reason

fuck it, ill just go barefoot and sit in the break room

put my shoes in the oven

wait 30 minutes

retrieve shoes

they are still soaking wet and now the oven smells like feet

154 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

she was a boy, he was a girl, can i make it any more obvious?

214 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

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10 Tips for Choosing the Right Private Locker in Delhi

In a fast-paced city like Delhi, securing your valuable items is a top priority. Whether it's jewelry, important documents, or other personal belongings, having a safe deposit locker offers peace of mind and security. However, selecting the right private locker service can be a daunting task. Here are 10 tips to help you choose the right safe deposit locker in Delhi.

1. Evaluate the Security Features

The primary reason for renting a safe deposit locker is to secure your valuables, so you must evaluate the security measures of the facility. Look for features such as 24/7 surveillance, biometric access, and CCTV monitoring. These features ensure that your belongings are protected from theft or unauthorized access.

2. Check the Location

The location of the private locker facility is crucial for convenience. Choose a locker that is easily accessible from your home or workplace. A facility located in a safe neighborhood and close to public transport will make it easier for you to access your locker without inconvenience.

3. Understand the Locker Sizes Available

Different locker facilities offer varying locker sizes, so it's important to determine your storage needs. If you plan to store large items like documents or bulky valuables, ensure the facility offers varied locker sizes to meet your requirements. It's always wise to choose a locker slightly larger than what you currently need for future flexibility.

4. Consider the Rental Costs

When selecting a safe deposit locker in Delhi, it’s essential to compare the costs across different providers. Prices may vary based on the locker size, location, and security features. Opt for a facility that provides transparent pricing with no hidden charges. Ensure that the locker facility offers affordable rates without compromising on security.

5. Check Accessibility Hours

Make sure the locker facility offers convenient access hours that match your schedule. Some facilities provide 24/7 access, while others may have restricted timings. If you foresee needing frequent access to your locker, ensure the facility has flexible hours that suit your lifestyle and business needs.

6. Assess the Reputation of the Facility

It’s important to choose a locker service that has a solid reputation in the market. Look for customer reviews, testimonials, and ratings before making a decision. A facility with a proven track record of reliable service and customer satisfaction is more likely to provide trustworthy and secure locker solutions.

7. Verify the Insurance Policy

Inquire about the insurance coverage offered by the locker facility. Many lockers provide insurance policies that cover theft, fire, or natural disasters. This additional protection can offer peace of mind, ensuring that your valuables are safe under any circumstances. Always ask for the details of the insurance policy before signing a contract.

8. Look for Fireproof and Disaster-Proof Facilities

The locker facility should have fireproof and disaster-proof capabilities to protect your valuables from unforeseen events like fires, floods, or earthquakes. Facilities equipped with fire-rated walls and disaster-proof vaults ensure that your belongings remain intact even during emergencies.

9. Consider the Staff and Management

The behavior of the staff and management at the locker facility can be a crucial factor in your decision. You want to choose a service where the staff is professional, courteous, and maintains high levels of confidentiality. A well-managed facility is more likely to handle customer needs efficiently and responsibly.

10. Look for Additional Services

Some private locker facilities offer additional services, such as document storage, secure package delivery, or custom-sized lockers. These extra services can be beneficial if you have specific storage needs beyond the usual valuables. Be sure to ask about any special services that may enhance your experience.

Conclusion

Choosing the right safe deposit locker Delhi requires careful consideration of security, accessibility, cost, and reputation. By following these 10 tips, you can make an informed decision and ensure that your valuables are stored safely and securely. Make sure to assess all aspects, from insurance coverage to the locker size, before making your final choice.

Securing your valuables is a smart investment, and selecting the right locker facility is the first step toward achieving that peace of mind.