#dadsunited

[daycarehero]

Source: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/08/28/parents-can-burn-3000-calories-begging-children-to-get-dressed-for-school/ A RECENT study carried by leading experts in sports science has revealed that parents can burn as many as 3,000 calories while begging, pleading and shouting gentle encouragement at their children in a bid to persuade them to get dressed and ready for school. The American College of Sports Medicine has confirmed that the various actions carried out by parents as they try to get their children dressed and ready for school can amount to a similar amount energy expended when running a marathon. “Yes, it’s actually the equivalent to running a marathon and then fighting off an angry bear,” explained Professor Olan Wyche, head of the study which observed over 1,000 families and their morning school run routines. “Now, if you have more than three children, that can be more than 4,000 calories and as with all big exertions parents would need to stock up on cards and hydrate throughout their endless pleading with their children to just get themselves fucking dressed already,” added Prof Wyche. Varying degrees of opposition to getting dressed for school from children were factored into the study, and while some children have no trouble going to school others similarly to their parents, burn plenty of calories too. “When you add up the kicking and thrashing about in bed, the crying, and faking a cold, kids can expend some calories too, but nothing on par with the draining experience parents have,” concluded Wyche. Advice for parents includes resting up for the rest of the day and getting an intense deep tissue massage after finally getting their children to agree to get dressed. #gettingkidsready #parental #parentstobe #parentinglife #parents #crazymom #ittakesavillage #childcare #childcaretips #mommydom #motherhoodsimplified #honestlymothering #daycarekids #preschooler #kindergarteners #momsofmultiples #dadsunited #fathering #fatherhood101 #americandad #texasdad #california #seattledads #nycdadsgroup #raleighdads #atxdad #dadhood #newdadlife #preschooldirectory #parentingishard (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxBzohtBr9Q/?igshid=1k1ce5vvjsnv9

[robphoenix1976]

For all the disrespected dad's.

This blog is for all the dad's out their living in hell. Post your feelings here. Know you are not alone. Know you are not the only one who had to deal with a worthless slutty, cum guzzling, judge fucking, takes it in all holes at once bitch that does everything her holes and alcohol soaked, drug damaged brain can to keep you out of your child/rens lives. Post so other father's know they are not alone. Post so the world can see you are a good father who loves his child/ren. Don't give up. Let us build a community of good loving father's and show the world what we go through to love our child/ren. Post!

[joannacutting]

Love you @sarahjakesroberts "You are unstoppable and powerful as the ocean. You've been given the gift of being on earth for a reason!" @Regrann from @bishopjakes - Just thought I'd mention that @sarahjakesroberts article is featured in this month's @essence Magazine! I'm not like bragging or anything BUT all the parents out there who LOVE their children, know the importance of celebrating a WIN! Okay, maybe I'm a little proud of her. Well, actually it's quite a bit! LOL Anyway, it's a well written piece of soul food!!! 🍽 #dadsunited #millennials #projectgideon2017 - #regrann

[donhawks]

#dadsunite! Were going on a #schooltrip with our kids today. Their going to #centralparkzoo! #goodtimes #kids #family #brothers #bro #dads #fathers #freinds

[cjharrisone]

#Repost @dadsunited ・・・ #tbt Today, there are so many people concerned with being a great sensation on the Internet, getting their "Likes" up, that we are recording tragedies, private family moments, exploiting our children for the sake of "views" and forgetting one of the most important thing about being a parent...the responsibility of raising GREAT HUMAN BEINGS!! Less recording the kids, more Raising the kids!!! • • • • #dadsunited #letsgetbacktoraisingourkids #dads #parents #lessrecordingmoreraising #parenting #kids #gooddadsDOexist #goodmenDOexist #family #kids #parents #parenting #parenthood #fatherhood #fathers #father #ig #facebook #socialmedia #snapchat #fb #facebooklive http://bit.ly/2Q6rSQX

[visitorapparel]

TiMe WeLl SpEnT wItH fAmIlY. #priceless #princess #dadsunited #fellowship #family #texas #relaxtion @jamesemmers photo cred: @msniper

[lionzkingsview-blog]

By @dadsunited Dads, let's teach our sons AND daughters what's wrong with this photo!!! #dadsunited #gooddadsDOexist #goodmenDOexist #chilveryisntdead #LionzKingsView2

[avvoltoio]

Thanks for throwing down on that one post. You're awesome.

Awww, Thanks! I really appreciate that! I really hate how erroneous historical information is thrown around here (Not that it’s necessarily always their fault for having the wrong information either, but some people just always want to assume they’re right and don’t like listening). But I really like teaching people new things! So I guess it’s a win-win for both emotions haha. I’m glad you enjoyed it!

[iamdlamar]

#happyfathersday #dlamar #dadsunited #beard #modernman #mensgrooming

[daycarehero]

Can anyone relate to this?? 🤭 #dads #moms #parenting #nightnanny #pottytraining . . . . . . . . . . #dadpower #nighttime #fatherhood101 #parentingstruggles #momstruggles #workingmomstruggles #stayathomemoms #dadsnight #dadduty #dadsunited #parentingmemes #dadjokesfordays #funnydad #parentingjokes #parentingtruths #realmomlife #realdad #timetogetup #postpartum #potty #pottytime #pottytrainingsucks #toddlermom #preschoolers #motherhoodunplugged https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvs4eyVgED0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iof6yr4lhvuc

[daycarehero]

A year? It didn't take that long for us. 😂😂😂😂 Credit: @lifeofdad . . . . . . . . . . #lifeofdad #smilingdad #momsanddads #dadjokes #dadjokesfordays #dadsunited #momgroup #dadding #fatherhood101 #amazingdad #amazingmom #ittakesavillage #parentmemes #breadwinner #childcare #dadsatschool #dadpower #mompower #strongdad #happydad #parentsbelike #mymommylovesme #toddlers #momsofig #instagram #ohheydad #ohheymamas #california #texas #seattle #daycarelife https://www.instagram.com/p/BvBINnqAhqk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m1i21pvj0mjh

[daycarehero]

Hello parent community! No matter how all we are, we are glad to be sharing this parenting and childcare journey with all of you! (DM for credit). . . . . . . . . . . #momcommunity #dopedadcommunity #parents #sfmama #sanjosemom #510families #oaklandmomma #hayward #dadsunited #momsunited #daycarelife #inhomedaycare #parental #austinmom #dallasmoms #houstonmoms #seattlemoms #kirklandmoms #redmondmom #momsworking #mamas #sahm #wahm #homeschoolmom #momsofpreschoolers #toddlermoms #newmommy #newmother #mothering #lamom https://www.instagram.com/p/Bug9KDzAcqw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=442f6u5qqmtf

[daycarehero]

😆 What a perfect example. Reposting from @petitebello . . . . . . . . . . #howtobeamom #howtobeadad #momdaily #dailydad #perfectparenting #dadsunited #mommygoals #parentinghumor #funnymoms #funnydad #momjoke #childcare #nightcare #babycare #realmomlife #realdad #socksareoff #veryimportant #forchildren #formom #fordad #bestofmoms #bestofdad #goaskdad #goaskmom #momoftoddlers #momsofpreschoolers #mothering #realparenting #parentroleplay (at San Francisco Bay Area) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuN0bXdgVTa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xcql7w9pdb

[daycarehero]

Cheers to a great start of Monday! Credits @the.nerd.dad via @therealramblinma . . . . . . . . . . #earlybirddad #daddytime #daddysboy #daddygirl #workfromhomedad #stayathomedad #dadsunited #momdad #daddybear #dadhats #dadding #dadanswers #mytinytribe #familyisforever #familyman #familymatters❤️ #realdad #realdadshit #realdadsdorealthings #earlychildcaregiver #earlybirdchild #riseandshine☀️ #morningchild #nightowl #morningmom #morningdaddy #childrensquestions #parentmemes #instagram #motherhoodtroughinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BtLgiBWARgL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=61dz06cot0fn

[daycarehero]

Sometimes what they learn in school isn't what is really enforced at home. . . . . . . . . . . #parentinglife #parentinggroup #dadjokes #funnydad #realdads #parentingathome #truthfulparenting #parentjokes #practicewhatyoupreach #dadsunited #dadsofinstagram #instadads #kindergartenersarethebest #kinderkids #kidsbeingkids #kidsbeingsilly #realparenting #california #seattle #newyork #texas #kidsdowhatwedo #honestparenting #parentingisfun #hotmessdad #parentsbelike #parentschoice #momanddad #honestdad #teachingkids https://www.instagram.com/p/BshZk7uA5vk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oe4igzhokqos

[daycarehero]

We're doubtful this is a method that mom's typically use at home 😅 But the "archaic" look & feel of this comic may suggest that mothers of all generations are experiencing the same things we are in today's world. You're not alone!! DM for credit. . . . . . . . . . . #moms #weekends #sundays #parentingmeme #funnymom #mymomlife #atxmom #parentinghumor #stayhomeclub #sahm #workingparent #parentingstruggles #parentinghelp #momsunite #dadsunite #funnydad #dadjokes #momsintech #dealingwithkids #raisingchildren #parentlife #momlife #kidsbelike #seattlemomblogger #daycarelife #childcaretips #sorrynotsorry #momsneedwine #relaxingmoments #dailyjokes #parentingftw #newparentstobe #dallasmom (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwQb8Acg9PF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=orkv0flu0a2z