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sleepdeprivedlilbean · 7 months ago
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ahhh yes the King of Negativity who ✨slays✨ his enemies 💅
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idk i feel like a post truce nightmare would be like
ridiculously chill??
like he’s just a guy now?
with hobbies nah that’s crazy
he’d defiantly slay in a big fluffy robe and would not gaf about it lol
also i HAD to get him out of that atrocious hoodie like
HES THE KING guardian OF NEGATIVITY
mans cannot be walking around in the same fit as his henchmen like be fr
i’ll definitely update and add more to the current basic outfit i’ve given him but for now he gets a turtle neck, necklace and jeans lol
k bye 😘
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valtsv · 6 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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bumblingbabooshka · 3 months ago
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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bookwyrminspiration · 4 months ago
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I can behave normally around books
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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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froody · 11 months ago
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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sadclowncentral · 7 months ago
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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imagine-darksiders · 2 months ago
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He a little confused but he's got spirit
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bdaemonis · 6 months ago
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This is their dynamic to me. Middle aged dad with what is both his cat and his stubborn teenage daughter
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mildelectrocution · 5 months ago
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
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cactuseri · 10 months ago
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collection
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twig-gy · 1 year ago
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"If I am to be nothing in this life but a mess of contradictions
And I am to love life
Then I am to love my contradictions
Then I am to feel the fear of being wrong
And risk being right"
-jREG
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lokutofu · 4 months ago
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World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭
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vaindumbass · 6 months ago
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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????
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useless-englandfacts · 3 months ago
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you would have thought that she’d been assaulted or something from this post, but do you know what she was referring to?
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a picture of a lettuce
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