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ahhh yes the King of Negativity who ✨slays✨ his enemies 💅
idk i feel like a post truce nightmare would be like
ridiculously chill??
like he’s just a guy now?
with hobbies nah that’s crazy
he’d defiantly slay in a big fluffy robe and would not gaf about it lol
also i HAD to get him out of that atrocious hoodie like
HES THE KING guardian OF NEGATIVITY
mans cannot be walking around in the same fit as his henchmen like be fr
i’ll definitely update and add more to the current basic outfit i’ve given him but for now he gets a turtle neck, necklace and jeans lol
k bye 😘
#nightmare sans#corrupted nightmare sans#dreamtale#ohhhh my beloved#my bby girl#d-da#dad-#*ahem*#dadmare#um what did u think i was gonna say 🤨#ok but fr tho id let him step on meeeeee#i gotta stop doing this in the tags#i wonder how many people notice these?#i hope it’s not a lot of people or 💀#sleepies art
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
#vulcans#I don't think all Vulcans dress the same and headcanon that there's a buunch of different styles on Vulcan#BUT I DO think that older middle aged men flock together regardless of species#and that it's funny that Vulcan has like The Vulcan Hair[tm] - why'd they do that to themselves HEHEHE you're lucky your dad's telepathic#I really wanna see fashion subcultures for other plaaaanets in star trek#I wanna see Klingon Goth#I wanna see fashion styles specific to that species because of that species' culture#like how we have niche niche fashion trends#the other day I thought about it being Vulcan counterculture to do your makeup as if you've been crying#popular with teens but adults do NOT like it
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
#adhd#autism#Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid#and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem#(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent#i guess? man#i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working#while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables#damn right!!!!
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He a little confused but he's got spirit
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#kinger#Tadc kinger#Pomni#Protective dad#Ragatha cameo#sketch#my art
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This is their dynamic to me. Middle aged dad with what is both his cat and his stubborn teenage daughter
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#izutsumi#chilchuck tims#they give both “dad and grumpy teen” and “dad and favourite pet” vibes#dunmeshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#i think
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
#batman#robin#tnba#robin in this show is such a lil guy#I want to wrap him up in a blanket#i am also forever emotional about bruce being a dad#dc comics#bruce wayne#tim drake#animation#raise your hand if return of the joker scared you as a kid#my art
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#seri.txt#these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this#idk if someone’s posted these before but idc#seri’s hits
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"If I am to be nothing in this life but a mess of contradictions
And I am to love life
Then I am to love my contradictions
Then I am to feel the fear of being wrong
And risk being right"
-jREG
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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????
#he would not fucking wear that.#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#i also don't think he'd use labels tbh. he's one of those dads who never talks abt themselves but then tells u the gayest story u've ever#heard unprovoked when he's talking about his adventuring days#but the art is cute!#delicious in dungeon
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you would have thought that she’d been assaulted or something from this post, but do you know what she was referring to?
a picture of a lettuce
#liz truss#politics#also ‘far left’ when it was led by donkeys who are just a bunch of centrist dads
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
#dottie rambles#best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid#hilarious#i did nunber them but did not document where i out them#i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this#they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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