#um what did u think i was gonna say 🤨

[sleepdeprivedlilbean]

ahhh yes the King of Negativity who ✨slays✨ his enemies 💅

idk i feel like a post truce nightmare would be like

ridiculously chill??

like he’s just a guy now?

with hobbies nah that’s crazy

he’d defiantly slay in a big fluffy robe and would not gaf about it lol

also i HAD to get him out of that atrocious hoodie like

HES THE KING guardian OF NEGATIVITY

mans cannot be walking around in the same fit as his henchmen like be fr

i’ll definitely update and add more to the current basic outfit i’ve given him but for now he gets a turtle neck, necklace and jeans lol

k bye 😘

[leilanihours]

# TO THE MOON AND TO SATURN

pairing: kate martin x teammate!reader

word count: n/a bc its a social media blurb

warnings: none !

summary: you spend your twenty-fourth birthday with your girlfriend and teammates.

⭑ from lani: my second social media blurb for bae kate! i used a random girl from pinterest as the face claim but again imagine whoever!

masterlist !

katemartin

liked by yourusername, caitlinclark22, iowawbb, and 492,377 others

katemartin happy birthday to my beautiful girl @ yourusername love u to the moon and to saturn 🤍🪐

yourusername [pinned] thank you so much my love 🤍 to the moon and to saturn 🌙🪐

↳ katemartin love u sm u old grandma 🥹

↳ yourusername she got jokes today yall.

user01 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV RAINBOW 🩷🌈

caitlinclark22 how come y/n got a midnight post but not me 😐

↳ katemartin maybe cus shes my wife idk tho just a thought

↳ yourusername "wife" 🥹 i like the sound of that 👀

↳ katemartin 💍

↳ yourusername u did not just propose in the comment section of an instagram post

↳ katemartin im not hearing a no ☺️☺️

↳ yourusername okay here: no.

↳ katemartin 😔

↳ caitlinclark22 L proposal tbh do better kate

↳ katemartin shut up.

user02 this is adorable stop omg

user03 u stole my gf kate 🥲

jadagyamfi okay couple goals love this

↳ katemartin wheres the birthday wish to y/n.

↳ jadagyamfi i sent her a whole paragraph already MOM 😓

↳ katemartin good.

lisabluder cute!!! happy birthday y/n!!!

↳ katemartin thanks!!

↳ yourusername hello?

↳ katemartin hi 👋

↳ user05 help.

yourusername

liked by katemartin, gabbie.marshall, jadagyamfi, and 635,832 others

yourusername the perks of having a summer birthday ☀️🎂

katemartin no summertime sadness here

↳ yourusername omg ldr reference?? i've taught u well.

↳ katemartin ☺️

gabbie.marshall gorgeous gorgeous birthday for a gorgeous gorgeous girl 💕

↳ yourusername love u gabs. love u. 💕

jadagyamfi miss 20 something 🥹🥹

↳ yourusername i finally understand what sza was talking about 😋

iowawbb our fav guard is getting old 🥹

↳ yourusername stop dont say that im gonna have a midlife crisis

↳ caitlinclark22 u just turned 24. wdym midlife crisis.

↳ yourusername why ru such a hater td cc 😓

↳ katemartin its bc shes jealous u grew another inch taller than her this year

↳ caitlinclark22 IM NOT JEALOUS

↳ katemartin yikes the all caps is telling me otherwise

↳ caitlinclark22 i will push you into the ocean rn.

↳ katemartin do it. i have my goggles ready 🥽.

↳ yourusername yall realize these are insta comments and not imsg 😭😭?

↳ katemartin just standing my ground bby 🫡

user02 HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRETTY GIRL MY FAV WBB PLAYER 🫶

↳ user03 shes mid at best

↳ katemartin me when i lie

↳ user02 kate ur so real 😭🙏

hannahstuelke girlys bday 🥹💕

↳ yourusername ILY HANNAHBEAR 💕

yourspam

liked by katespam, katemartin, kyliespam, and 309 others

yourspam gems from this past week with my favs 🤍 i love my friends and MY GIRLFRIEND!

katespam um u mean UR WIFE!

↳ yourspam u havent proposed let alone married me KATE!

↳ katespam i did in my comments Y/N!

↳ caitspam u got rejected KATE!

↳ katespam u need to leave CAITLIN!

↳ caitspam 😒

sydneyspam where r my photo creds 🥲

↳ yourspam in my heart ❤️

↳ sydneyspam u only use that colored heart when ur being sarcastic.

↳ yourspam why ever would u think that ❤️

↳ sydneyspam im glad ur bday is over.

↳ yourspam okay time to be quiet freshie ❤️

↳ sydneyspam IM ONE YEAR BELOW U.

↳ yourspam close enough ❤️

nikaspam hi babe happy birthday!!

↳ yourspam HI NIKA TY BABE!!

↳ katemartin babe 🤨

↳ yourspam leave🚪

gabbiespam i didnt make the dump this time 😔💔

↳ yourspam DUMP ROUND TWO LOADING...

katemartin's story

— leilani signing off ! 📁

[istherewifiinhell]

HM for the bingo: matoba, um um um. your least favorite oppie. your most favorite starscreamer. ummmmm. Abyssal Black Flame Dragon

HEHEHE

shitty id in alt. WELL THATS URRRR GUY. thats the guy thats nat.sume is about. pretty sure <- took me like a year to figure out this is not the case. he is silly. ive seen it in the gag manga. hessss a pretty loser goth in and out of drag what is not to like. im just assuming ur the most right about him i dunno if that means other ppl are wrong tho

joelle joelleity joelletwo is trying to get my ass murdered on tumblr dot gov. EDITED AND UPDATED. need to reflect that my constant with this one is i get why megs got like that

[alt]. ohhh buddy...... you asked. 1. no personality. 2. hate his whole vibe (aesthetics/affect) 3. BETRAYED THE REVOLUTION. 4. not a very good conflicted pasicfist if thats what they were gonna go for. 5. tee fee pee special. u know show dont tell. this is tell, then forget to bring up ever again. simply. simply. listen if the girlies in the tag have to make him interesting for their fanfic and fuck nasty shit (honourary) go with god. i have read good fic of him. but thats compliments to the fans. me personally. i would simply use any other iteration. i suppose u cant beat how DIVORCED this guy is. im not opposed any of his specific characteristics really. its the holistic sum thats my enemy.

DOODLING HEARTS AND GRAPHIC VIOLENCE ON THE SCANTRON <- which tf is that 🥁🔔

[ALT] actually can i edit this again lets do a bingo for bullying. he got bullied possible the most anyone has but ill bully him some more 😏🤨😳. now ur some ppl might think oh u like this screamer so much to u inversely not like this megs for beating him up. well not u tho. thats gotta be one of my favourite 2 minutes in all of tf kajdgbjfdhb. hes not real so hes fine with that i asked him myself. ANYWAY WHAT IF U WERE BACKED INTO A CORNER BY UR OWN VIOLENT IMPULSES AND CONSEQUENCES OF UR OWN ACTIONS and also millennia of unending war so u just decide to go full nihilist about it. and this literally saves your world and people. well not the ones u killed but most of em. and u keep winning <3 and ur pettiness and self severing survival instincts also saved the universe. btw. idk if i have HC so much as. i can see my reading of the text not being universal but also im right <3. billybob thompson one of 2 fav non latta screamers. prettiest modern screamer design

out of LEFT field but i LOVE IT

[alt] wait how did u land on a orbeez side character i would at remember the vibes of enough to get double bingo. was it dragon sooyoung? kfjjdf. DO U KNOW. how often i watch something and think. this character would be improved if they were an edgy anime fourteen year old. WELL HERE IT IS. the most important thing u can be in the world is a shitty emo teen with a deviant art dragon fursona. i dont remember anything else im literally just like. thats perfect. what a shit head. the best character in the book now im saying so.

[borathae]

Chapter 11

You peek through the spy first. You aren’t that reckless. wattpad canon yn gotta learn from her

WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white

damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa

“Ah, no don’t bow" ... “Of course Miss” .... bows again, same energy as dont apologize its ok, im sorry ..... oh sorry again

baby the old man is probably younger than him ACTUALLY NO ITS HIS DAD'S BESTIE family friends you know ahah haah ha 😃

Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS

It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF

“Nope, I’m out”, you say and close the box quickly, “this is too much.” mood

OMG OUR BABIES FINALLY YAY HI KOOKLES

how did he not see/smell us???

“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY

“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO

dont tell me hes gonna wear his old uniform haha “His grandfather served in the war. It’s his way of honouring him. Right Jungkookie?” right 😃😃💀💀 I bet your grandpa would be so happy to see you Jungkook” 😭😭 im dead pls

OMG TAE SEND US A WINK *FAINTS nooo we just got 2seokook for a second talk to them pls

what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you

poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏

FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨

ofc father louis williams suga adams junior the third wont like to dress up for the ball

It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden.  reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit

hmm joon likes it U AINT FORGIVEN tho 😒🙄I TAKE THAT BACK

“Inspiring?” you make sure, laughing nervously, “you mean evil, don’t you?"  SIR??

very evil vibes, no more daddy vibes marty im scared pick me up

“what’s Gregor doing at her place?” ..Taehyung seems…frightened TAE IS SCARED THATS IT BYE IM LEAVING TO UM IDK MARS

Taehyung seems to visibly relax, even going so far as to exhale in relief.  phew we got 2seokkook to save the day

“Will you children be quiet for once?” Yoongi growls thanks HE IS THE MAN ONCE AGAIN, solved jinmin's petty fight (major??)

“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL

He disappears behind a pillar and then you can’t see him anymore. boi wut where did u go???

TAE IS SCARED AGAIN???? WHY IS JOON ANGRY they are almost hypnotising you, “yeah, okay better this way.” ok again this hypnotizing shit aah

wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else

who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it

holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?

fuck jin's doing the same thing except he is trying to calm her down

fuck im so confused scared and slightly pissed

WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white

lmoaoaooa imAGINE FAHSDF

damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa

like it's so romantic JFADJFJ my bitchass would fall so hard for it JFJDASFJ

Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS

HAHHHA Not you going into horny mode JFJDS

It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF

NO BUT IT COULD ACTUALLY BE THAT HE MADE IT HE IS ALSO WAY TOO RICH *sucks his dick*

how did he not see/smell us???

boy was probably well fed and not feral for onCE jfjasdjf

“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY

he is such a shy bean in SA I sob :(

“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO

NO BUT ME FR bro no joke I spend 2.200 € yesterday on new photography equipment and I would literally kill to randomly get 200 bucks :')

what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you

like ugghhh rancid nasty

poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏

lmaooa for real fajdsf

FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨

BRO IS SO CONFIDENT LIKE BESTIE.

It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden.  reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit

mhmhmmmmmmmm

“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL

HE IS SO ANGRY IN SA I WANT HIM

wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else

like the hypnotising has to STOP

who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it

lmaoo imagine 😭😭

holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?

LIKE LISTEN HE IS ACTUALLY SO SCARY *sucks his dick*

[mekatrio]

too sick to draw or do anything else which means its the perfect time to watch mca and be a little autistic nitpicky bitch about it. planning to do a post like this per episode, this one's for episode One. well episode one part one bc nothing in my life is easy and i keep forgetting theres a fucking image limit for posts 🙄

- I HATE THIS FUCKING ANIME ok i needed to get that off my chest...... groaned so loudly at the first four seconds fucking... Church Bells and POLES?!?!? POLES?!?!!! i hate shaft's enviromental choices ok moving on

- how the fuck did i not realize that ayano's VA is rena ryuugu lmfao its all i can hear nowadays

- right theyre on a fucking clock... for some reason.... also honestly i dont like ayano's voice that much. like the voice is fine but i dont think it fits ayano's character

- also this clock sucks i wish it was like more More you know more gears more machinery like ep12 insanity ok wait. are shinaya 3d models here lmfao.. maybe?

- i like this line. saur mysterious

- hahaha.... the Kaien Panzermast

now that i think abt it i have no idea why its called kaien panzermast. like i what its referring to (the song siren thing thats telling kids to go tf home) but what the hell is a Kaien Panzermast?

- this scenery is near meaningless to kagepro literally just a whole bunch of nothing when i say i hate shaft's choices for this anime..... like what is any of this shit. also orange??!? orange of all colors..... god damn man

like yes ok its the evening BUT THIS IS KAGEROU PROJECT. GIVE ME MY RED AND BLUE!

-- this part is cool tho. a bit too heavy handed in the symbolism but i appreciate the gesture

- lol at this:

BECAUSE SHE DIDNT! not until 2017 lmfao. this makes me suspect that the revelations from mr2 were initially supposed to be in the anime. but in the end for whatever reason it couldnt fit itself there, so the only revelation we got was The First Tragedy Exists. and no elaboration.... now that i think of it, iirc me and many fans were pretty thrown off from this opening back when it first aired cuz this was like, the first time we've seen ayano act like this. wait. let me check my timeline

ok nvm lol. second time. first time shes ever like this is in the manga:

but anyways back in 2013/2014 before the LTM episode, there was like no context whatsoever for Why Is Ayano Like That. so that was a doozy

- damn can u imagine working on some songs writing a novel and getting these amazing voice actors to voice ur characters... ohhh i wouldnt know how to act

-HJEKHJSKDFHASJKDFH THIS LOOKS CHEAP AS HELL HELP ME

i mean thats um. one way to show a timeline getting thrown away... I Guess. ignoring the fact that Mary Has Long Hair (which she shouldnt), its a cool visual idea but the execution is um... hfjkssjk

- hehe

headphone actor mv on the left and mca countdown thingy on the right. holy shit they are near identical damn, i just thought they were similar but no, its practically identical. thats so cool T_T if only the rest of this anime was this cool.... whatever onwards i go

- shintaro's stupid futuristic high-rise apartment... i loathe thee

- the fuck is this

- first instance of shaft's trademark of putting random shit on the screen and im already annoyed its gonna be bad for me for the rest of this rewatch if i can even last that long. i know i will at least til ep 10 (11???) cuz i need to see baby mekatrio

- no aku benci lmfao shaft hates to animate so much they threw this story into the future so they could just conveniently project things onto shintaro's cyberwall hahaha..... i fucking hate this anime

- looks like shintaro was drawn by 4 different artists in these various shots that only span like 5 seconds

- damn in the anime its not even ene's fault that shintaro spilled the soda lmfao. thats all on him this time

- also shinene's voices are srsly perfect

- XX you say...... 🤨

- storyboarding sucks shit they went from flashback to not a flashback to flashback again my fucking god dude. the only reason i can make sense of any of it is cuz im rewinding every little thing

- literally no reason to add 'roomie' to this translation but it made me laugh so I GUESS

maybe i should hunt for the official crunchyroll subs. but im too lazy

- lmfao

text from Mekakucity Talkers 24, translated by x0401x. only difference from tht and the screenshot is that shintaro still has hair lol

- hm. i wish it made a bigger deal of shintaro leaving the house. yeah he threw a fit but i wish the actual stepping outside aspect was more dramatic yknow. like how Children Record emphasized it

- WHY IS THIS CITY SO EMPTY

- also curiously this episode is missing this sentence from shintaro abt someone rebuilding the city bit by bit which is in the novels and the manga, which is meant to foreshadow saeru's influence. but then again the first 17 manga chapters are taken nearly word-by-word from the novels so maybe thats all it is 🤷

- also it took like 6 minutes for shintaro to leave the house... theres other things being done ofc, establishing shinene's dynamics, quick exposition of how ene ended up with shintaro to begin with, and spilling soda onto the computer and leaving the house. but i feel like it wouldve been better if the anime stuck to what the novels + mr1 does, where ene blares a loud fucking alarm. that quickly establishes shinene's dynamic and easily leads to a So You Must Be Wondering How I Got Here type of thing, and then knock over the soda leave the house bam easy. instead the anime really took its time with like..... idk making shinaro look ikemen. yeahhh not the best choice, especially considered how rushed the last few episodes are gonna be. ok back to watching the anime

- also aku benci x2 like its only futuristic when its convenient which is soo fucking Lazy. theres literally no reason for this story to be set in the future. like all this city scenery is based off actual modern day Kashiwa its just... ugh. barely any care put into this anime at all

- this anime is cool sometimes

- reused this pencil texture from the start of the episode... wonder how many times ill be seeing that

- the fucking comedic timing of these terrorists lmfao. and right theyre clowns... for some reason....

- also dude ill still never understand why only their thumbs are the only parts ziplocked like what. also isnt that harder to animate... THIS STUPID ANIME

- this is a completely fair reaction to having kano shuuya speak to you for the first time

- no the fuck he isnt he hasnt thought of shit my god.

that comic person on here was not lying shaft really fucked up the order of events here bigtime. kano only speaks to shintaro after shintaro's done brooding.... also seto doing fuckall lol. ik he'll say smth in like 2 seconds but i do find it funny that we've seen him for like the past minute and he hasnt said shit

- ok but its cool that kano's hand just doesnt obey the ziplock.... very clever of the artists to just make him put his hands behind his head and other gestures to indicate that theres something up with him

- why are his eyes red.

[totallysora]

Mean Girls (Movie)

Ok so Icl I haven’t actually watched the movie 😭 (and tbh I don’t plan on it) HOWEVER, when the soundtrack first came out I decided to listen through it 🥰 and I decided to take notes (cuz ofc I did 😔) I haven’t listened to the soundtrack since, so these are literally just from one listen through of each song 😭 ANYWAYS HERE’S THE NOTES ‼️

Soundtrack - 1st Listen through

IT WAS LIKE SO EW??? Ok so basically cautionary tale wasn’t even like that bad but their voices just don’t blend together properly and the end note is just not it 😭 

THEY REPLACED IT ROARS AND THE SONG WAS JUST SO BAD?? Like yea I get it its an ok song but the change in tone compared to it roars makes it sound rlly bad 😕

Meet the plastics is like candy store to heathers, it may not be ur fav (or in meet the plastics case the best) but its basically the most Iconic so why in the everlasting fuck have u made it just reginas part?? And it sounds like world burn as well which is annoying cuz it’s originally an upbeat song 😔 (especially since they made most of the songs pop but then changed this one??) like cmon if it’s gonna be in the movie don’t fuck it up and just do it properly man 😭 

Stupid with love is also one I tend to skip but they changed it??? Like gurl u were definitely not filled with calculust 💀 I honestly will never understand why they decided to change it 😭 it wasn’t good at all (although cady kinda did get her redemption moment Ig with I see stars cuz it wasn’t like,,the worst 🤷‍♀️) 

Apex predator was actually like,,not bad lmao They gave damian cadys verse which honestly I’m ok with cuz they cut both of his solo songs anyways so 🤷‍♀️

I usually skip whats wrong with me abyways so I don’t have much to say abt it but she sounded rlly good like why tf didn’t she sing more huh 🤨 Like I get yall cut all of the reprises but cmon she was actually ok

Sexy was um,,ok (it was not 😔) I mean she can sing but it just doesn’t sound right like,,at all ad the way she sings everything is a lil 😨 Sexy is also such an iconic song so I really don’t think they should’ve put it in if they weren’t gonna do it right yk

Someone gets hurt was actually a redemption moment cuz it was good 🥰 I prefer if over world burn in this case cuz it actually doesn’t sound bad 😭 which is actually crazy cuz world burn is usually like,,the best song on the soundtrack so how tf??

REVENGE PARTY, HOW DO U FUCK IT UP?? Like they added an extra verse in but the lyrics were so bad 😭 ALSO SO HELP ME IF THE SPEAKING PARTS THAT AREN’T IN THE RECORDING ARENT IN THE MOVIE EITHER I AM WALKING OUT OF THE CINEMA (I still haven’t watched it so Idk if they are in the movie but if they aren’t then what the actual fuck). It was so like,,flat too 😕 Honestly most of the songs that shouldn’t have been were but especially revenge party 😭 LIKE THE BIT WHERE THEYRE TALKING ABT CADY GETTING WITH AARON IS SO BAD 😭 Tf u mean “yes bitch” it’s supposed to be “yas cady” get it right u stupid whores 🤨. ALSO THE WHOLE CANDY CANE BIT IS SO BAD?? LIKE WHY IS IT SO FLAT WHERES THE YELLING THAT WHOLE BIT IS JUST NOT IT LIKE UGH 😭

World burn disappointed me sm 😕 like cmon renee u were on broadway u sound so good live do taylor justice bro 😭 like yea she can sing but this was just not it  AND THE BG VOCALS?? LIKE WHAT WAS THAT 😨 also they couldn’t even risk calling Janis a slur like ur all pussies 😕 (for legal reasons this is a joke, I asked a few of my friends who r lesbians and they agreed and said this was ok so pls don’t cancel me 🥰) ACTUALLY THATS THE WAY WITH A LOT OF THE LYRICS 😭 LIKE IN MEET THE PLASTICS THEY CHANGED “I NEVER WEIGH MORE THAN 115” TO “THAT FILTER LOOKS JUST LIKE ME” (or smth like that I can’t remember 😭) LIKE WHY IS EVERYONE SO SOFT UR ALL PUSSIES STOP CHANGING THE LYRICS 😕

I’d rather be me is also a song I don’t rlly listen to that much cuz honestly I cba sometimes but the chick playing Janis definitely redeemed herself cuz it wasn’t that bad tbh (considering she like,,literally is mf moana I would hope she is ok so 💀)

I see stars once again is one I tend to skip (also cuz I cba) but cady also kinds got her redemption moment cuz it was ok Ig lmao, deffo better than stupid with love and proved that the girl playing cady doesn’t completely suck ass

Whatever the fuck Renee did for the last song with mts is just a lil weird tbh like there was no need 😭

[fluentmoviequoter]

YAPPERS BACKKKKK, ik, u missed me so much you scourge through ur inbox to find even a trace of my amazing requests (jk, ur gonna see this and be like:🤨 I ain't readin' all that)

also u can just ignore this of u want to and I think it says ur requests are closed but I was hoping to leave this here untill they're open bc I have the memory of a dead goldfish, anyways request (also not a continuation of my first request)

so so so, shy!grunge/goth!fem!reader x tim. reader and tim have been dating for like a year and reader has never met his friends, (Angela, Lucy, John, Bailey, Aaron, Westley, Nyla) and one day, let's say they solved a really hard case and they're all having a little party and yea. Tim is like, hey, why don't you come with me to the party and you can meet everyone? readers like, 'um, no, I'd rather eat my own eyes' bc readers shy and nervous that they'd hate her. eventually, tim convinces reader (bribes r with strawberries) and she agreed to go. so it's the day of the party, she's stressing, like, what do I wear? okg im a mess. eventually reader decides what to wear (maybe something like dis? https://shffls.com/shuffles/5377004965181053313/?sender_id=1086352878773240172) and they go. the whole car ride r is like bouncing their leg and nervous af, and then they get there, r is basically hiding behind tim, and everyone loves r. Angela and r are like instant best friends, and yea. like they're all asking questions, and r is answering them nervously and eventually r calms down, and they all are chill

also I thought that this might be helpful in some way ig. r likes darker things like cemeteries but instantly melts for strawberries and sharks. r makes jokes a lot, r loves sleeping but can't fall asleep, loves Halloween, rocks, rain, stuff like that. u can completely ignore some of the stuff like this and what I thought of for the outfit if you want to and yea, drink water, eat food, don't forget to breathe (happens a lot😔)

-yapper

YAPPER!!! I did miss you so much! The enthusiasm and amazing asks you bring never fail to make me smile, so thank you!!!!🤍

This turned out a bit shorter than I hoped (but I could do another part in the future if you want?). I hope you enjoy it!

Here it is: Party Favors, Bribes, and Sharks

Edit: I just realized I forgot so many people at the party. I’m so sorry. Let me know if you want the part 2 and I’ll fix it, I promise. I’m sorry I let you down, yapper.🥲

[daaydreamy]

no cuz i really cannot stand him especially recently 😭

like i think maybe a month ago my sister found out that her student loans were maxed out so she had to switch from one degree to a different one which ended up being good for her bc she can get the same kind of jobs but she’ll finish like 2 years earlier BUT when she told him that her loans were maxed out he started freaking out bc she has debt and he apparently didn’t know “how this is supposed to work” if she has so much debt bc he wants to buy a house at some point and that sent my sister into a spiral bc she thought he was gonna break up with her for it and she’s severely attached to this man so that literally would’ve been the end of the world but the thing that gets me!!!! is he litchrally knew that she had student debt when they started dating 😐 like BEEN had it and now all of a sudden he wants to start having a meltdown even tho the issue has not changed like…..we did this for what sir

AND THEN SHORTLY AFTER THAT he kept making up excuses to either not go to work or to come home early like one day he insisted on needing to go home and worried his boss and coworkers enough that they insisted he have my sister go pick him up bc they didn’t want him driving AND U WANNA KNOW WHAT TF HIS PROBLEM WAS⁉️ GAS‼️ HIS POOR WITTLE TUMMY HURT AND HE MADE IT SOUND LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO DROP DEAD ANY SECOND like u rly had to have my sister go all the way there to get u bc u had to fart bitch 😐 but then another time after that like literally only 2 weeks ago he stayed home from work bc he flat out said he hates his job and doesn’t wanna work there anymore AND THEN last week he said he had a migraine but when we showed up at her apartment bc we already had plans with her he was sitting in their room on his laptop playing video games 😐 i thought ur head hurt babes⁉️ like how u gon come at my sister for having debt when u wanna fake sick ur way out of working so u can make money hoe 🤨 and when my mom brought up the fact that he made a huge deal about her debt but is constantly taking days off or leaving early bc he doesn’t like his job my sister just said “yea trust me i know but i if say anything it’ll be a whole thing 🙄” um that sounds like a red flag girlie

and then the last thing is that they take her car eeeeeverywhere and i KNOW he doesn’t pay her back for gas like there’s been so many times where she’s like “i need to get some cash out” and i’ll ask why and it’s bc she owes him for paying for food or something 😐 oh ok but he can act like ur his personal uber and that’s fine?? like her car has no AC right now and a little while ago she was talking about how awful it was to go get groceries bc of the heat and i said “why don’t u just take ryan’s car” and she said “his trunk is too small” so i said “he has a back seat 😐” and she said “oh yea ur right idk” AND THEN when we were at her apartment the same day that he stayed home to play video games bc he had a migraine he went outside and came back in with this HUGE plastic tote that he had where??? IN HIS TRUNK‼️ so i asked my sister “if he can fit that in his trunk why can’t y’all take it to get groceries” and she got mad at me 😋 and then when we met up with them for dinner this past weekend which was just a few days later bc my cousin was visiting and it was her last day they showed up IN HIS CAR so i’m assuming i struck a nerve 🤭

but yea clearly i do not like his ass but likeeee can u even blame me 😭

(oh and one lil extra thing i just remembered is that when we were visiting her at her apartment when he had his “migraine” he ended up playing uno with me and my cousin 😐 and EVERY‼️ SINGLE‼️ TIME‼️ it was his turn he’d just sit there for a little bit and then go “oh is it um…..is it my turn??” YES U STUPID FCK IT GOES IN THE SAME ORDER EVERY TIME HAVE U NEVER PLAYED A SINGLE CARD GAME IN UR LIFE omg i could not handle it and also while we were eating dinner my sister burped and he literally patted her knee and rubbed circles on it like comforting her or something as if she’s a toddler and not literally 27 years old 😐 so that made me wanna scream too)

the way that she already had student debt when they started dating is so…….. girl. 😐 making a fuss all about what???? LITERALLY NOTHING!!!!! literally acted like the world was ending tomorrow like. u knew this already???? this is not new news???? ANYWAY girl anybody could take a stomachache 😐 are u telling me u couldn’t drive bc your stomach hurt 😐 also like this is giving very like kid who faked being sick to not go to school LMFAOOOO u are a grown ass man 🙄 “it’ll be a whole thing” … not even gonna say anything about THAT. also… just use his car???? 😭 and pay her back for gas bitch that’s just rude 🤕 AND I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT OMG!!!!! “is it my turn” YES OH MY GOD PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!

baby owemgee that burp was so big 🥺 are u okay baby? 🥺 that was so brave 🥺

[maiverie]

you’ll be pleased to know i FOUND MY GLASSES 😻💪 they were under my bed… tbh i didn’t think my prescription was that bad until i didn’t have them and i was like oh wow i can’t see anything 💀💀

no bc ur so right idk how he got so comfortable literally slagging me off to my face like ?? he also told my friend that i was chatting shit abt her but in what world would i EVER do thag,, he calls her ‘big tits’ (even tho he KNOWS her name) and then called her a slag bc she went to meet up w the boy she was talking too and then tried to say that it was ME WHO SAID THAG 🤨🤨

literally as i was abt to call my friend abt it she phoned me and was like ‘you’ll never believe who tried to tell me you were chatting shit abt me’ THE WAY I LAUGHED BC WHY DID HE RHINK SHE WAS GONNA BELIEVE HIM?? she’s been my friend for 7 years now in what planet was he thinking she was gonna believe his disgusting lie

this boy was taking up too much of my energy it’s honestly on to the next idk what part of the pits of hell he crawled out from but he needs to go right back bc he’s not abt to waste my time disrespecting me 🤢🤢

firstly CONGRATS on finding ur glasses WE CHEEREDDD

secondly . um

what the actual fuck 💀 literally speechless rn. my god it's so obvious nobody in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up . this kind of behaviour from a grown ass man,, istg every time u give me a lil update on him my blood pressure shoots up a lil bit this bitchless behaviour has me rolling around in my grave 😭

the way I actually cringed w that shit he tried to play w u and ur friend 💀 HOMIEEEE pick dumb or ugly like CHOOSE ONE STRUGGLEEE youre not allowed to be both 😭 HIM BLATANTLY CALLING UR FRIEND THAT?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? im literally livid men gen infuriate me like holy

also yea h fr bigger and better things pleaseeee you're literally too hot n sexy n funny n cute to be dealing w shit like this 🙁 disgusting he's literally disgusting bye

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Feeling This

Me, assuming this is a reference to the blink-182 song: yaaaassssss let’s goooooo I’m so pumped!! Gonna get full sleeves tattooed on both my arms like a Travis Barker 😤😤😤😤🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

Everything was going to be fine. Everything was fine. 

Your house was clean, you had snacks, frozen pizzas, games, darts, drinks and drinks galore. Everything was fine

Fun fact, the degree to which a person is “fine” is inversely proportional to the number of times they insist they are “fine”.🤓

you opened the door to greet your friends. 

Me, an actual bridge troll: ok y’all know the drill. Cover fee and insurance deposit up front 🤲

His jaw ticked in slight annoyance at the nickname,

But like… isn’t this he nickname he gave himself?? 🤨SMH lol

“Hey, um, there was talk of a round of beer pong, would you wanna be my partner? F-for the game,”

Me, being judgemental and rude for no reason: Dude, ofc it’s for the game 🙄 what else would make sense in this context? “Hey we’re going to play beer pong. Btw do u want to me my partner in this new law firm I’m starting up?”

“Oh, no thanks, Jesse, I don’t feel much like playing just yet.”

But like, if u we’re going g to start up a law firm by any chance, I would love to get in on that 😎

“So, what did he want?” Lance asks

Oh he just offered me a partnership at his new law firm, but I said only if my name comes first on the plaque, AND we keep it at two names max. None of this Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce bs 😒

the guy practically had a tent in his pants the moment he laid eyes on you

Lmao for some reason whenever I read this description of a boner I just think of that kid from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide with the printer in his butt

“do you want to play beer pong?” 

You pause for a moment, thinking why not? “Sure.” is all you say

Jesse, probably: Et tu, Brute? 🥺

Lol this is actually so ballsy to me like, if someone asked me if I wanted to go to a TSwift concert with them and I said no bc I disliked them more than I liked TSwift, I would NOT be able to accept another invite to the concert. Even if it was from TSwift herself.

Bc my fear of possible reprisal from someone I don’t even like is much stronger than my desire to have a good time 😭😭😭

Jesse turning to glance at you both, a twinge of jealousy spiking in Lance’s chest.

Why is Lance jealous? He’s the one that poached Jesse’s beer pong and future law firm partner!! SMH 😒

Jesse and Alona had won by a landslide against Margret and Daphne

🥳🥳🥳yaaaasss! I’m cheering for team JALONA!! PUT IT ON THE PLAQUE! JALONA & ASSOCIATES

Pulling a coin from his front pocket, Jesse smiled at you softly

Zero Scorpio energy. Come on dude. Never forgive, never forget. Write a full ass album about this betrayal and sweep the Grammys. Then re-release a 10 min version of your most iconic song along with a critically acclaimed short film. 🤩

“Hey! No talking to the shooters, Alona! You’re trying to throw my guy off his game, keep your mouth shut!” you scolded your friend

⚠️What the hecking heck in heck’s name is effing happening rn 🫢🫢🫢

(u know it’s a big deal when I bleep the swears)

GIRL.

Sisters before misters.

Chicks before dicks.

Bellas before fellas.

Fries before guys.

That’s right😡, if it comes down to it, u choose that gross, soggy, potato shaving at the bottom of the bag before u choose that gross, soggy, potato shaving of a man that can’t even decide if he likes the nickname he gave himself 😤😤😤

Holding your breath, you watch as he tosses the little ball through the air, and land with a small plunk! Into the bubbly drink. 

Wait…. Nononono. NO

I’m not a fan of drinking bitter carb water so I’m not actually familiar with beer pong outside of the triangle formation of red cups aesthetic but…

U are saying someone throws the ball, WITH THEIR HAND, into a cup… and then the other team has to drink the beer in that cup? And then they re-use that same ball for the whole game?

So everyone gets to touch it with their grubby little hands that have been touching all kinds of snake foods, phones, other people, etc?

🤯

Coach, I’m out. I’m conscientiously objecting. I refuse to play. I’m done like dinner. I’m gone like Enron.

Y’all might as well gargle in each other’s backwash bob for apples or like, lick all the doorknobs in a public building.

😭

A small voice in my brain: u know… u have been like this your entire life. You also have a weak ass immune system. You also have a whole shelf reserved for bottles of rubbing alcohol in your cupboard. Do u think like… any of this is related?

The louder voice in my brain: CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION, BITCH. Now let me finish sanitizing my collection of keychains in peace 😷

He laughed and turned to see Jesse’s flushed face grimacing at the drinks he needed to finish, “drink up, buddy,” he practically spit the word

Wait, Lance is his coach tho right? Lmaooo imagine your coach being like so aggressive towards u during a petty game of beer pong and insisting u drink several cups of bacteria brew 😬 unprofessional AF tbh

Normally your kitchen felt like it was average size, but with 8 people (and 7 drunk people, might I add) it was quite the tight fit.

Me: What?? Is this including the dining area? Bc I feel like an average size kitchen/dining area should be able to fit 6 comfortably. And 8 would be a little crowded but not sardines crowded… 🤔

But... I guess some of those people have massive, oversized egos tho, so it makes sense 🤷‍♀️

Also Me, when there is 1 other person in the elevator: oh uh, go ahead, I’ll get the next one 😅

you can see the moment the anger flashes across them. 

“Hey, now, s’okay,” your hand catches his jaw gently as he moves to yell at whoever almost knocked him over, “you’re okay, was an accident.” 

Whoa… Dude needs anger management lol. I like to think that I’m a pretty irritable person, but not since I was a CHILD have I needed someone to calm me down bc another individual accidentally bumped into me. 🙄🙄

Also me: omfg did this stranger on the internet just imply that Excalibur and the sword in the stone are the SAME SWORD?? unbelievable. UNFORGIVABLE. The disrespect to Arthurian Mythology rn. This is some Frankenstein vs Frankenstein’s monster BS. Pls keep ur if mouth shut if u can’t get it right u peasant. I wish I could strap piranhas to my feet and kick them in the face. I would burn this mf-er at the stake rn if I didn’t think the fumes would be bad for the environment. I pray to Baphomet that this individual suffers in the 9th circle of hell for all eternity. 😤😤😤

Meanwhile, me showing my ignorance in other fandoms: who is Naruto lol. Like from Avatar? Haha idk 😜

his chest huffs in agitation but he manages to keep himself from lashing out. 

Haha he’s literally pingu

“They never help clean up, s’fuckin’ barbaric,” he grumbles

😒 I hate it when assholes have the NERVE to show some common courtesy. How dare you make me respect u. 

“Alrighty, Princess, s’been fun but I really ought t’be headin’ home,” he slurred and reached for his car keys, but you weren’t having it. 

Was he like, not planning to drink or something? Otherwise dude should have taken an Uber 🤨

He didn’t do sleep overs, especially with girls he was just hooking up with,

If being a proper adult means it is cringe to do sleepovers…

Alexa play,

“Why don’ y’just sleep it off here?” You offer,

Me, the next morning: ok here u go will it u be paying in cash or should I send u a venmo request 🙃

Idiot. Sound more pathetic next time, Lance, his brain mocked him

Oh, heck naw. First he poached Jesse’s law firm partner, and now he’s coming for MY job? Bro, what am I supposed to do if you throw shade at yourself huh?

“Y’want different clothes to sleep in?” You ask

He shook his head, “nah, m’fine, Princess, thanks,”

Me: this cheap bastard trying to get out of the pyjama fee… ok I see how it is 🤨

Lance climbed into your bed, sighing as he relaxed into the mattress.

EXQUEEZE ME? Human Guests sleep on the couch. Host offers the bed? Nah son, u sleep on the couch, or u Uber ur ass home. I mean… at least make a show of insisting that u will take the couch lol 😩

The rhythm of your breathing deepens as a comforting haze of sleep takes you both.

The warnings: Fluff

Me: ugh, that’s so not punk rock arch nemesis behaviour 😒

😂😂😂

Feeling This

Summary: You host this month’s little get together at your house. There’s games, laughs, and drinking, lots of drinking. You didn’t “like” like Lance, he was just a good fuck… right? (wow, I’m terrible at writing summaries, I’m so sorry lol)

Pairing: Lance Tucker x fem!reader

Warnings: Fluff(?), mutual crushing, jealous Lance, pet/nicknames, plot with no porn, mentioned fucking, excessive drinking (y’all be safe, don’t drink and drive, pretty please), 18+ so MINORS DNI, not beta read so all the mistakes and bad writing is my own

Word count: 2.3k

A/N: This was a hard one to write, mostly because I’m so excited to write the upcoming parts! I feel really good about where the story is heading. I wrote this on very little sleep, so if it makes little to no sense in some parts, I do apologize. But! With that said, I present to you: part 3

Kisses! 

—K

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Everything was going to be fine. Everything was fine. 

Your house was clean, you had snacks, frozen pizzas, games, darts, drinks and drinks galore. Everything was fine. Then why did your stomach feel like an angry bunch of butterflies were ready to take off? It definitely wasn’t because the small party you were hosting was in less than 10 minutes. And it definitely wasn’t because it meant that Lance was coming over. Nope. No way. Not a chance. 

He’d been over to your place before. But that was different your mind nagged at you. A cluster of excited knocks on your door pulled you from your anxious bubble. Checking your reflection in the mirror one more time, you opened the door to greet your friends. 

“Hey, guys!” you called as the small group flooded your apartment, making a bee line for your kitchen. 

“I come bearing gifts,” your best friend Alona announces and pulls out 2 more cases of beer.

It was going to be one of those nights, you chuckled to yourself. 

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[mulletmitsuya]

Og Black Dragons Groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing

Desc: Manjirou needs a babysitter

Shinichiro: hey guys

Shinichiro: i need a favour

Wakasa: what is it?

Shinichiro: can someone please take care of Manjirou today??

Wakasa: no

Benkei: no

Takeomi: fuck no

Shinichiro: ???

Shinichiro: but i'm BEGGING

Shinichiro: guys please i'm in a really tight spot rn

Takeomi: stop fucking lying

Takeomi: you're gonna go beg that pretty girl at the ramen place for a date😐

Wakasa: "Ma'am please be my girlfriend!!! Please have sex with me!! There's only so much my hand can do! I need the warmth of a woman so bad! I'm begging you please!"

Benkei: HAHA LAMO

Takeomi: it's lmao, Benkei

Benkei: same thing, let me do you, and you do me😐

Takeomi: 🤨

Takeomi: why did you say that??

Takeomi: are you a homosexual?????

Benkei: YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT YOU FUCKER

Wakasa: chill💀

Shinichiro: that isn't what i sound like☹️ and no, it's something really important😭

Shinichiro: i still need someone to take care of Manjirou!!

Shinichiro: Omi please take him, maybe he can hang out with Haru?

Takeomi: your brother is a bad influence on mine

Takeomi: he keeps calling himself "Mikey's appointed servant" and then he giggles😐

Shinichiro: what do you expect me to do???

Shinichiro: tell him to stop???

Takeomi: uh, yes??

Shinichiro: HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME

Shinichiro: HE BULLIES ME

Shinichiro: HE'S SO MEAN

Shinichiro: LIKE I LOVE HIM AND ALL, AND I KNOW HE'S JOKING

Shinichiro: BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN

Shinchiro: he thinks he's play fighting, BUT I AM IN LITERAL TEARS BY THE END OF IT, HIS TINY LITTLE HANDS DO SO MUCH DAMAGE. IT HURTS.

Shinichiro: HE TERRORISES OTHER CHILDREN

Shinichiro: i just need a baby sitter, for a few hours

Shinichiro: please

Wakasa: so you told us all that about him and you still think we'll take him?💀

Takeomi: why are you getting folded by an 11 year old😐

Benkei: idk Shin, what if i grab him too tight and he dies

Takeomi: ??

Shinichiro: um, try not to, Benkei

Benkei: i don't trust myself around kids, might step on them since they're so small idk. sorry Shin

Takeomi: Me, Senju and Haruchiyo r going to the Amusement park, yk, cause i'm the better older brother and all🙂

Takeomi: so i won't be available, sorry bro

Shinichiro:

Wakasa: ayo what did u do

Shinichiro: just a picture representing the way i feel

Shinichiro: guess i'll go fuck myself then

Benkei: cause you don't have a girlfriend?

Benkei: one day, you'll find someone who loves you, even if you are a loser, who isn't that attractive, who's probably bad at sex, and kind of stinky. don't lose hope👍

Shinichiro:

Wakasa: LMAO

Benkei: A CAT

Benkei: what does this mean Shinichiro

Shinichiro: it's a reaction image

Shinichiro: you find a picture that yk

Benkei: i do not

Shinichiro: that describes the way u feel i suppose

Wakasa: shouldn't u be trying other options for Manjirou

Shinichiro: no it's fine. i've accepted that i'll never find a girlfriend

Takeomi: something important huh? 🤨

Shinchiro: ok yeah, i lied

Shinichiro: you wanna hear that i'm desperate for any type of affection?? yeah, it's true

Shinichiro: you wanna hear that i'd crawl through boiling lava filled with sharks and fucking scorpions to lose my virginity???

Shinichiro: well i would😐

Shinichiro: are you happy

Takeomi: 💀

Benkei: i feel so sorry for you

Wakasa:

Wakasa: this you?

Wakasa: aha i did it

Shinichiro: fuck you

Wakasa: ask nicely

Shinichiro: what

Wakasa: did i stutter

Takeomi: why are you guys making things weird😐

Benkei: i feel kind of left out

Benkei: but maybe that's a good thing

[belovedharringrove]

so a while back i officially reached 100 followers on here and, as a way of thanking all you wonderful human beings, i decided to make a post rating some stranger things characters based on how they would react if asked their sexuality and if they support the lgbtq+ community. y’know, a 100 follower celebration post. so here it is! i apologize if it’s short and i’ll probably make a part 2 if enough people ask for it and suggest new characters. enjoy!

billy hargrove

2/10

slapped me for hanging out with steve?

ouch, bestie

doesn’t have a sexuality

probably because he hates everyone

for good reason tbh

not an ally 😭

ouch, bestie pt. 2

told me to be ashamed of myself???

calling the cops on u, sir

would’ve given him a lower rating but it amused me how i annoyed him so much he decided to stop talking to me.

didn’t stop me from bothering him some more tho lol

steve harrington

8/10

kinda sus how he told me it’s obvious he’s straight

like ok, sir

it’s just a question

is an ally 🎉

got kinda defensive towards the end there tho

watch ur tone with me

but still, it was probably bc he has a homophobic dad or something

i’m not gonna punch u for supporting the community, babes

and i’m definitely not gonna slap you for hanging out with me *side eyes billy*

tommy hagan

6/10

poor boy is confused

says he’s straight but then says he has no interest in women

pls make it make sense

lost points for not even being an ally

legit said he doesn’t care about us, like???

ouch, bestie pt. 3

bestie was so quick to tell me no too, like

damn ok, chill

not inviting him to my birthday party, that’s for sure 😤

eddie munson

9/10

why was steve cheating on me with nancy at the beginning? 🤨

made me repeat myself which is totally not cool

said he’s straight which is totally okay but i at least thought he would be pan tbh

the steddie/mungrove/harringroveson shippers are not gonna like this

can already hear the hellcheer fandom throwing a party in the bg tho

lost points for hesitating to tell me he’s an ally

can’t be too mad at him tho bc he did check up on me after steve? cheated on me? with nancy wheeler???? which was very sweet of him

i am kissing u on the forehead rn, edward munson

jonathan byers

9/10

*whispers* he’s a little confused

says he’s gay but likes me?

ok

he understands himself and that’s what matters

short and sweet and straight to the point

wasted no time and i appreciate that

the short responses made me sad tho

lost a point bc he asked me out on a date after this

like bestie, i thought u were gay

don’t confuse me

argyle

1/10

i am brocken 💔❤️‍🩹⛓❤️‍🔥

this one hurt me

i was rooting for u, we were all rooting for u

thought he was doubting and still exploring which is 100% cool

but then bestie goes and says he’s not an ally?

and then bestie has the nerves, the gall, the audacity and the balls to ask me why i’m mad?

sir

SIR

don’t play with me

tried to get me to smoke with him afterwards and got all sad when i said no

he made me sad too so now we’re even

nancy wheeler

5/10

um

how did she know where to find me?

worstie is in her stalker era

made. me. repeat. myself.

not cool.

worstie rlly said “gay rights but for me only”

was very quick about it too

after that she asked me to stop calling her bestie because it made her uncomfortable

when i said yes she just walked away from me

i thought we were gonna study together 😢

robin buckley

what/10

why do they always make me repeat myself?

i thought she was a lesbian. what.

depends on who?? asks? the question???

so did she really tell steve that she’s a lesbian just to keep him away from her? i am so sorry, stevie baby

but did she really go around thinking that i thought that gay people don’t exist?

you heard it here first, folks. gay people aren’t real, they’re actually robots made by the government to spy on us and turn the frogs gay.

side note but what the fuck kinda projects are these teachers giving

how about neither, bestie

carol perkins

6/10

made me explain myself

a bisexual queen

date me then pls

i mean what? 😳

apparently learned from nancy, little miss “gay rights for me and only me”

gets one more point than nancy bc she apologized for not being an ally

although now that i think about it, she probably apologized just so i would giver her a ride

she would do that

barbara holland

11/10

told me to go away and then asked to be friends

confusing

was straightforward which i always appreciate

didn’t plan on asking her if she was in love with nancy, it really just slipped, but tbh i’m glad i did bc the tea is piping hot

she and tommy need to start a “in love with my best friend but live in a homophobic town so need to hide my feelings for them” club tbh

is an ally 😍

she said gay rights for everyone

r.i.p barb, i knew you were my favorite character in season 1 for a reason

tag list: @iwigyousub

[mo2k]

It's ok if your reply is long! Just hope your ok for my long reply as well *cracks knuckles*

No Bam I'm not reading the manga, I read spoilers on puropse for fun.... yeah I'm weird like that 💀 but I'm sure you already know that Mitsuya has 2 little sister so they can join aswell! I'll always fight for my lil sis (that you sweetie 😗) and you don't need to worry, me and my brother don't fight often he's actually a great guy- I'd never say that out loud tho but when we do it's not that bad (he mostly needs me to help with some projects of his and when I refuse he pyscially drags me 💀) Baji is gonna look so pretty at the end of the day 🤣🥺

AOT is def my kinda anime... horror, thriller sort of deal yk! Trust me aot gets real interesting in the final season so be prepared 👀 You already met Levi? That means you have gone pretty far! Yes! he's the captain 😌 humanity's strongest soldier! But not just his skills and looks he also has a really interesting and complex personality! It's what makes him a great character and that's why he hold half my heart ❤✨

That scene shocked me too! I was like - WTF THE MAIN CHARACTER JUST DIED??! 😱 that's just one twist of the many that is yet to come 😵💫 Once you're done with the 1st season tell me I got something to show you 😂

I don't think he will ever simp for a character... him teasing me doesn't really bother me, it's actually one of his less annoying traits 😅 Him not liking Oikawa is coz I like Oikawa, that's how he is- it's just to annoy me but I'm to old for his traps 😒

Same here 🙄✋🏼 I wanted a slight fever so I can skip class but nothing... I went to class straight after my vaccine. I can't get sick even if I tried 😭 but I used to be such a sick child when I was little.... Lol moms are like that 🤣 Don't worry I'll take care of myself! You're gonna send Shin? Would I have to look after him too? 😂 You take care of yourself too ok <3

Ohohoho who do you think you’re talking to Amanda-san ? 🤨 I always love seeing you respond with long reply darling <3 btw why yer cracking yer knuckles ? just curious — kidding ! 🤡🤡🤡

Oh I see and no honey you’re not weird, my dad’s exactly just like that, he loves watching spoilers in case the anime / movies didn’t continue to the end </3 Well yes I know about them omg how did you know ? 😵 and ofc they can join ! They’re like another two cute sisters in my eyes !

Please 🤧💗 Thank you, you’re too sweet. But for one thing, I’ll fight for you too my big sis ♡︎ Ah alright I am not worried…. Really. Yeah my sis actually is a v. kind person, and a v. good person as well. But lord I’d never ever say that to her — Wait what ? Love r u alright at that time ?! I think he should be a bit more… gentle, y’know. Although you refuse but he’s gotta be a bit… um… polite. Since he’s the one who ask you for help.

Awww I can practically imagine him in my head. A very pretty boi with magnificent hairstyle made by you, and cute bows adorning him by me awwwwww 🥺💖🥰❤️ (But at the same time — I’m laughing hysterically while taking loads of pictures of him just so I could send them to the secret toman group chat… the one that’s built for this purpose only… which means he’s not in it, now we can roast him as much as we want while he could never know about it, he couldn’t right ? 🤣🤣🤣)

Ahahahaha yes I understand ! And yeah I already heard that from my dad — damn, he’s a real big spoilers, he already slipped lots of things gosh I wanna cry 😭😭😭

Yep yep I’m on ep 20-21 I think ? 🤔 So that means I’m close to finishing ss1 soon ! And yeahhhh he shocks me a lot ! Uh huh I can totally see why you fell for him 😏✨ He’s such an excellent charac and you have such amazing taste so it matches 😌👏

But hold on — look at this —

(Got this from my friend but well —)

Look at his waist oml — do you think it’s broken ? I do think it’s broken omggggg 🤣🤣🤣

And yeah — it’s like it’s impossible ! And yes I know, my dad already told me that there will lots lots more twist to come (Ugh I hate him 🙄😫😭) Oh sure sure, I’ll tell you when I finished sis <3

Really ? Well if you say so — And wat ? Wow I think I’ve face the similar situation… but it just my sis simp for almost every charac I simp for just to annoyed me *sigh* but yeah we’re both too old for their traps already *high five*

Oh my, and huh ? But but you’re okay now right ? If not then take even more care of yourself okay ? I don’t want you to get sick :( Good good, just like that, and well I will def send shin... but then it’s up to you whether you wanna take care of him or not, although... For the reason I send him in the first place is that I want him to take care of you so... 💀💀💀

I will ~ Ty sissy, u too <3

- With love, BamBam 🦢🌙

[geffenrecords]

killjoys 🔪🔪🔪🔪 now

GSHFNEOFNSLDMDSKDM PELASE

okay oh my god the killjoys i ffucking love them? theyre my ocs now actually gerard way gave them to me bc i asked nicely and also gave them a kiss bc im so nice. /j

but gawd where to start i.....basically made up an entire universe for them in my head bc i cant be assed to read the comics n the canon is soooo inconsistent i can do whatever i want. who's gonna stop me. huh. the publishing company hunts me down and says No. try me.

ummm anyway first and foremost they cannot die......like legit. sing dont exist wdym. it's some real the old guard shit actually 🤨🍷 idk if anyone here has watched tht but Basically the ppl can die but their wounds heal up instantly and they can just keep going [that movie was so sexy i reccomend it] n that's pretty much how i think the killjoys operate? it's a little sadistic tho bc theres really nothing like teens telling you all the graphic ways theyve been maimed and killed only to still b kickin.....no ones sure if the girl shares the same curse/power, and theyre too scared to truly test it.

but yeah they fuck around w it a lot ghoul keeps track of how many times they all die and jets like thats not funny and ghouls like im sorry i cant hear you over my winning streak. he gets to 69 and they have never seen him so happy hes sofucking annoying......but kobra also kinda doesnt take it seriously he purposefully kinda throws ghoul around like a ragdoll just bc he knows he can. to quote myself from one of kyrs and i's various conversations, "youre laughing. ghoul just died and youre laughing, kobra." u know how in the dream theives ronan throws noah off the fucking roof. yeah thats their dynamic.

can the killjoys actually die like in the old guard where they randomly stop healing? who knows? maybe theyll be like this forever, or maybe theyll slow down one day. who's to say they even age. not them.

anyway um on a less edgy note.........as for their backstories.....kobra n party grew up in the city definitely 🤨 no ones sure who stopped taking the pills first the memories are so fuzzy......what they both DO remember is doing hurried things at night like chopping all kobras hair and running as fast as they could into the desert and hiding out till they were found by dr d. i love their dynamic like yeas. party is an annoying whiny bitch who cries and is heartbroken easily and kobra is the human embodiment of B| but they love each other very much.......party holds kobra close when he cries and vise versa and kobra will never forget the things party did to make him feel so safe bc listen. that is their babie brother. they would die for him. kobra is so fragile at first like he'd never admit it but oh.....the way his voice shook when he told party hes a boy n im not going to touch on that for tht long bc that's embarrassing hiiii but kobra is So trans. look at him and tell me that is Not a transmasc as fuck guy. it goes over well tho bc party lives breathes and dies for kobra and their gender is also yes heheheh....... anyway theyre both found by jet and pony one day and dr d kinda takes em in.......theyre v v wary at first n party kind of glares at everyone the whole time and if they get too close to kobra they will Be Violent and kobra just sits very still the whole time but eventually they warm up and become all alive blah bla bla <3

and JET......MY BELOVED............god i love jet <3 which is why i apologize for making them suffer GBDJFNGKDMDKDF. uhm......jet is desert born n shit and they had a fairly large family......quite a few siblings and loving parents that are......no more.....they dont like to talk about it but kobras gotten them to open up a few times and. it's not pretty. jet lived w dr d for a bit.......show pony is like their sibling at this point they have so many inside jokes and jet taught them spanish so theyll whisper and giggle to each other and it's so annoying......they call dr d dad too so true he cries they love each other :-( but yeah jet is so wild like listen. jet is a chaotic mom friend. yall alwaysmake it weird istg but like. jet is very caring and kind bc they had so many siblings so they kind of revert back to that a lil w the others n the girl but also theyre just like. slightly unhinged. they were raided with show fucking pony what did you expect.......jet just disappears n theyre all like !??!?!?!?!!? n then a few minutes later jet calls them like guys. did you know that i can outrun that jackal pack by tommys. theyre so much slower than ithought. and theyre like okay......um........and then they come home with random shit like why do you have the steering wheel of a 1978 car. where did you get that. why. i love them :-) they care for others and spend a lot of time bandaging others up and stuff but also they r kind of......wild.....they have lots of weird stuff abt them and a lot of scars. probably the most out of the four? idk how that all works but i say it can shut up it's my fictional universe and i get to say what happens. also they do the girls hair :-) me n kyrs r big biggg fans of this.......they have similar hair texture and they call the girl all these cute little nicknames in spanish and carry her around all they all like the girl is just Carried around all the time......she is small and holdable what can i sya.......

oh and ghoulll yeassss this bitch........ghoul is also desertborn but hes been on his own for a while.......kobra n party were found pretty early on by show pony n co. but ghoul wasnt found until they were abttttt.........15 or so? and God they were absolutely feral still is but he Bit. so much. he hissed and everything. he just sat in the corner glaring at everyone it took quite a bit of time to actually get him to open up......and he was so paranoid theyd throw him out if he fucked up.....he knocks something off dr d's desk and they find him hiding and crying somewhere and they all hug him and tell him its okay and hes like What.......its more of a subconscious fear now he trusts the others w his life n stuff but like...deep down yknow....anyway he still bites it's mostly to piss off kobra their relationship is.....fun. ghoul brings home wild animals and growls if he wants and kobra is like Die. kobra lives to piss off ghoul oh my god every chance he gets he takes a jab at him pls....ghouls like look at this tiny little bitch i found while holding up a mouse and kobra is like thats what we said when we found you and ghouls like BITCH. DIE. HATE YOU. but they are best friends <3

n um.....last one the GIRLLLLL HELLOOOOOOO.....shes what really solidifies the team tbh like they were starting to really bond and work together she really clicked them all in place they lover her so much oh my god......they all try to give her the childhood they could never have and it's their worst fear soemthing will happen to her or them and they wont be around for her anymore esp party they lie awake thinking about what would happen......and ghoul always tells him theyre all doing the best they can for her and shes clearly happy but still they're so scared.......dr d tells them theyre proud of how theyve raised her and they cry omg......and ALSO. another epic kyrslee hc is that the girl is actually closest w kobra. he takes her out on the motorcycle all the time [he makes her wear the helmet dw] nd shes the only one allowed to call him silly nicknames like kitty or whatever......ghoul tries it and kobra maims him <3 kobra is like here ill kiss ur scrape better and ghouls like wheres my kiss tf.....and kobra covers the girls ears and is like whores dont get kisses. and ghoul is so mad......partys like ill kiss u :] and ghouls like No. Ur Goddam Brother Better Give Me My Fucing Smooch. but yea the girl is their babie they LOVE HER........jet teaches her [and ghoul] to read and it's very sweet and party let's her paint and draw on the walls and compliments her and sticks her drawings up everywhere......they renovated the pantry to be her little room but soemtimes she sleeps in one of their rooms yknow she loves them.....n they lvoe her i cry........

um.......i might stop here this is so long and if i start on the romance n shit this will get unbearable but yes 💖

[lunaflvms]

Luna i do not want to be here anymore:( my dad is really mean to me. i was doing school and he told me to come eat, then he told me to grab a plate and get some chicken and salad so i did, then he got mad and hit me. then i went back to my desk and he came over and started cussing and yelling at me. then threw some random white thing at me that fell on my back pack. like excuse me bald man, why are u getting mad bc i put chicken and salad on one plate ummm.... so like yeah then he started saying yesterday i was "dominating" my older sister by um "punching her". but it wasnt even a punch punch it was a joking slow mo punch😹. but hes fucking dumb. and he kept talking shit to me and how im a disappointment to our family and thats why im failing school. like um no im only failing math, thats why u graduated in jail🤣. so like um i was really sad bc i havent eaten anything today and its currently 3:18 pm where i live and he said i cant eat anything today so like. i got sad again and started crying and snot came out of my nose and i was like ewww what is this?? so i wiped it and i went in the bathroom and i saw that my eye bags under my eyes gotten really big and when i came back out my sister even pointed them out. so i got sad once again and was like "idgaf" anymore so like i went to my school lessons on my computer and i was gonna do science so i started and it was a lesson about hormones and sex🧜‍♀️. so i skipped most of the pages and went to the next page where it showed a weewee and a veevee and i got so scared i turned my computer over to my sister and showed her and we started smiling, but at the time, my dad was talking to my brother abt how dumb i am and he looked at me laughing and thought i was like laughing at him so he yelled at me to go in my room so here i am now🤬. and if i had said something he would've said i was "tAlKiNg BaCk" like- so anyways i am here now. and he said hes gonna take my pillow and blanket out of my room tonight and he also said he hopes the ghost takes my whole feet this time so like now im scared. but hes also drunk so i think thats why hes rlly mean but im like kinda scared of him.

- lover anon😑

omg 🙁 wtf is wrong with ur dad 🙁 thats so bad wtf he shouldnt have hit you and not letting u eat? thats so messed up and ur not a disappointment ur actually really so sweet and if this is about school than ur actually doing really well, but ur dad what the hell 🤨 taking away ur blankets and pillows too as a punishment?? thats not right like, also what does ur siblings or mum say about this ☹️ like ur dads treating you so bad and like not letting you eat? sleep with blankets? you shouldnt listen to ur dad btw especially if hes drunk ☹️ is he always like drunk tho cuz if he does this alot than u might need to tell someone because hes not letting u eat, he hits or throws stuff at you which could probably hurt you alot and like not letting u sleep properly? 🙁 lover anon i hope ur alright if this happens alot im so sorry ☹️ ur really strong for being able to live with this, please dont harm urself or do anything over this you can fix this 🙁👆