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dracocheesecake · 2 years ago
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Dad! Kai Headcanons
Well, marriage wasn't something he thought of too seriously before the war- and during, it was just a far-off possibility, something he could worry about later; maybe after it was over, he might meet a nice girl or guy or something, settle down as Supreme Warlord of China, have some calves, why not?
Theoretically, in this AU, something like this happened. One way or another, he's now a daddy!
Kai, at first, doesn't really know what to think. Ok, he's done it, he has a kid...now what?- But as soon as he holds that little bundle...ok, he's still very, very unsure, but at least he knows that he'll both kill and die for them.
Extremely gentle when the kiddie is this small. He holds them like they're made of the most fragile glass and almost doesn't move at all. He just sort of cradles them in his big arms and just stares at them the entire time.
The kids probably pull on his facial hair all the time. He doesn't mind that much, though it does hurt.
When they're a little older he's always tossing them into the air, catching them again, playfully acting like they're heavy and he's going to drop them (mostly to scare the other parent because he's a jerk), etc.
Play fights them and pretends that the little "attacks" actually hurt- it's funnier the smaller the kid is. The smaller and younger the child, the more he exaggerates the effectiveness of the "attack" (ex: baby grabs his finger and he pretends the kid's breaking his entire arm).
Bonus to previous point: He uses that as an excuse to get out of doing dishes ("Will you do dishes now?" "Can't. Kid broke my arm. I'm grievously injured.")
Actually surprisingly patient with screaming and crying and tantrums (as in, he doesn't yell at/threaten/shake the kid no matter how annoyed he is) but he does have a limit. He'll try to soothe the crying at first, but might pass them off to Oogway/the other parent if it's too much for him to deal with at the moment.
Is the type to stay up all night with the baby/babies, even if it was supposed to be the other parent's "turn"- his partner needs sleep too.
When he thinks no one's looking...you know he's cooing to the little fluff ball, tickling that round tummy, and kissing those chubby cheeks. If you saw this happening...no you didn't.
The kids are always riding on his shoulders when they're small. He's also always picking them up or slinging them around like sacks of potatoes.
Oogway is the godfather of the child(ren). Kai wouldn't let him be anything less. Oogway is definitely the fun, slightly mysterious uncle who tells the best stories and jokes and also spills all of the tea about some of Kai's more embarrassing moments.
When the child(ren) is older, however, he becomes less outwardly affectionate. The most he might do might be ruffling their hair, patting them on the head/shoulder, etc.
He can be a bit strict, especially in terms of discipline- he's not cruel, just stern; he has a very rigid nontolerance policy towards nonsense.
Might be a little softer towards his daughter(s).
Is actually pretty protective of them. Seriously no one so much as raises their voice at his babies without suffering some severe consequences.
If the kid takes an interest in fighting he'll definitely start training them; but he does not go easy on them by any means. The battlefield is unkind- he knows better than anyone, how could he fail his child(ren) by not preparing them for that harsh reality?
Will also not hesitate to brutally roast his own child(ren) should the occasion arise, but playfully.
Will also make "motherf**er" jokes constantly (when they're old enough to understand). If they try to roast him back he'll pull out the classic "I sleep with your mom/dad".
Also will embarrass his child(ren) on purpose when they're teens. At that point he'll finally understand why his parents did it to him: it's fun.
Will be really prideful about his child(ren)'s accomplishments. He'll constantly boast about them, claiming that "they probably get it from me".
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demaparbat-hp · 4 months ago
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No war au: first time meeting each other at a diplomatic event. zuko, crown prince of the fire nation kisses the hand of katara chief of the southern water tribe.
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Beyond diplomacy.
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unepersonnelouche · 9 months ago
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The sillies :)
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crowfaraday · 1 year ago
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"...sorry about your ruffly thing"
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thatonedudeinthecorner · 5 months ago
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I think that momo can only be drawn in the worst way possible like he will NOT be looking straight his eyes are going to be big and round and a little fucked up
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sunnymainecoon · 1 month ago
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My homophobia disorder is kicking in😖😖😖
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yellow-rose-lady · 8 months ago
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A quick line up of the main kids + dad being judgy 🤨
What do you think they’re judging?
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robertdowneyjjr · 1 year ago
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a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.
in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.
tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.
they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.
tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.
good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.
sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.
“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.
maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.
at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.
tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.
meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.
along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.
he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.
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semishid · 9 months ago
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OMG GUYS NEW FANFIC ABOUT KAI AND WYLDFYRE???
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HERE :33
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doctorsiren · 11 months ago
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I want to pet Kay. Monster Kay. So fluffy. Kitty
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She will not hesitate to claw your eyes out if you bully her dad
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puffballwarrior-blog · 5 months ago
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UT is here to check on his son Magonyan. He brings butterscotch cinnamon pie. 🥧
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Butts Pie
"Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice."
Category- Food
Type- Sweets
Effect- On Friend: Recovers a ton of HP, On Foe: Yo-Kai will like you a ton
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dracocheesecake · 7 months ago
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New Headcanon:
Kai is actually good with kids- but he has no capacity to tolerate temper tantrums, screaming, or any other kind of nonsense. If a child in his vicinity starts acting out, he doesn't have to yell or even make a sound. All he has to do is look at them like this:
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And they'll immediately start behaving again.
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gemini-sensei · 1 year ago
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@sensei-venus
Everyone thinks that Hawk's kids are gonna be the wild ones, and they are, but no one is quite reader when it's gremlin!Reader and Hawk's kid that somehow catches a squirrel and asks to keep it as a pet.
I'm talking holding the poor creature by the nape of his neck, carrying it around, and showing everybody her "new friend." Like omfg.
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taddymason · 1 year ago
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Random question: Sorry if I'm annoying.
Will Kaida ever find the tapes (dvds, videos, cassettes, whatever) where Jay has his game show? And she recognizes him instantly, seeing him use his powers publicly and openly without worry and without that strange serpentine feeling, or at least not as noticeable as now.
How exactly would Jay explain that? The Jay who had his memories is ashamed of having done that show. But Jay without his memories just finds it curious? Maybe that explains why there are people on patrol who seem to know him? Appearing on TV is a more credible explanation than being the hero/ninja of Ninjago.
I love your au! Kaida is canon in my mind.
This idea is so good that I want to write a one shot about it (And I will).
Jay would probably find it quite curious since it was definitely not in his plans to become a TV star before (although I have the hc that he always liked acting) and it would only add to the list of "unexplainable things that happened during these 7 years." And also he would use it as an explanation bc if someone recognized him he would just think "ah, they call me ninja because of that weird game show".
After getting over the initial shock of seeing Jay dressed in that colorful host outfit, Kaida would only be more interested in this:
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Her reaction would be worse if she ever finds out he went to space once.
Also thanks for the ask! I'm glad you like this au!
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crowfaraday · 1 year ago
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little thief
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princess-of-purple-prose · 8 months ago
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liǔ Qīnggē & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Liu Qingge & Original Character(s)
Characters: Liu Qingge, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, and introducing: THE BABY!!!
Additional Tags: in which lqg chances upon a definitely very normal baby in the woods, and brings it to his best friend shen qingqiu to diagnose it as some manner of beast, this goes really great for all of them, Post-Canon, Fluff and Humor, Light Angst, not quite a character study but lqg does a lot of uncharacteristically deep self-reflection bc Baby, aka me blasting liu qingge with the anti-toxic-masculinity ray set to level 5000!!!!, Gift Fic, Embedded Images, (all with alt text), OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO TAG FOR, Accidental Baby Acquisition, ?!??!????
Summary:
“Liu Qingge.” Shen Qingqiu stares at him like he’s a cat who’s just deposited a particularly bloody carcass on his pillow. It’s a pretty familiar look, honestly. “What is that.”
Liu Qingge stares back. “It’s… a child?” His voice betrays him at the last moment, turning the statement into a question. The bundle of cloth he’s holding takes the opportunity to snuffle very softly in its sleep. It certainly looks like a child.
“So you’ve come to me because…?”
Liu Qingge gets the same feeling that he gets right before he discovers he’s walked into a trap array. The kind with poison-tipped arrows. “It isn’t mine.” Shen Qingqiu nods equanimously, though the tension in his shoulders belies his calm. “I found it.”
Shen Qingqiu, abruptly, no longer looks very calm at all. “Begging shidi to say that again. Surely this shixiong misheard. You—?”
“In a flower,” Liu Qingge elaborates.
Liu Qingge vs. the greatest trial he’s faced yet: single fatherhood.
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