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[yowana-39]

[justanormalpersin]

we’ve known etch others for so long. My heart is a king and you just to shy to say it (say it) total commitment what I’m thinking of, you won’t get this from any other guuuy. IIII just wanna tell you how I’m felling wanna make you understand. I’m Never gonna give you up never go a let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[blumenundpoesie]

a blanket of snow on fairy lights

[mysillycomics]

[isahowdy]

this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

[marymagdalenefanpage]

this is crazy cuz it happened to me and it happened to everyone you know. thats fucking sad. the neighbor next door LITERALLY died and the very next morning he was replaced with a clone. like THATS funny. I told him, wow holy fuck I thought you literally died last night. he feigned ignorance. he looked shameful and sheepish. today, I befriended him. I gave him gifts over the wall, and then I created a bridge of lemons across the wall separating us. he denied my gift of a pink pillow and he denied the lemons, he says he hates lemonade and that he hates the color pink. I asked if he likes black, or if he likes rainbows, he said neither. I asked if he likes the color white, he said thats his favorite color. Charlotte white. its way too funny

101 how to attach a succubus

discharge and a picture

and an evil heart with evil intention

I remember when the cunt next door attached a life force tunnel between me and literally the girl charlixcx

that genuinely happened

he uses drones to take pictures of everyone while they sleep

he does fuck shit with BLACKED out windows

takes pictures at 3 am. yes.

his entire house is blacked out windows

the night he died, the morning after he got replaced.

to "hide his death" hide his death?

what would hide his death?

there is nothing obscuring his death.

he pretends, to be alive, to impress the NEIGHBORS.

how did a clone show up? he foresaw his incoming inevitable death.

he knew ahead of time and he planned

but the funniest part is that I intentionally befriended him and he rejected my advances in every single direction.

and you know what im gonna continue to do?

PRANK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE

I can steal your house

I can steal your retarded car

license plate FECK?

yeah you're gonna fucking drop

oh you're so sweet and cool mister fucking X

you're so nice to me

I steal your clone. I steal your back up life plan. I steal your house. I steal your car. I steal your life A SECOND TIME. and then............ I steal your wife.

who is his wife> he has no wife.............

unless.......................................

he does.

I steal her too. who is Charlotte white?

who is Charlotte white. I met her in elementary school.

I can locate Charlotte white, AGAIN !

he wants to marry her? I kill him a SECOND time.

death to demons death to robots

death to demons death to robots

death to demons death to robots

I see everything you do in the Dark

I see everything you do in the Day

I see you in the Night

I see you in the Light

I see you entirely and he is Darth Vader and I would explode him a second time. how do I do this?

I yank him AGAIN ! again? oh yes....... again.

one time he died.

at dawn his clone replaced him.

death to demons

death to robots

death to the evil man next door named Simon Feck.

I steal his back up life, I steal his house, I steal his car.

MINE NOW

you're toasted. rot forever

[rpgchoices]

[zipsunz]

DANDADANDADANDADAN 👽👻

[bakedbananners]

WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?

[acorviart]

an encounter

[cat-avi]

turbo granny