#cw fire mention

[stinkek]

A couple of little nightmares I had recently:

I was in a school (it didn't quite look like the one I went to), where apparently there was a fire. I ran downstairs, it was dark there, and saw a fire through the window and a small flame inside.

I saw some kind of bug with orange and black wings sitting on a person's skin. I don't know what it was, but I thought it bites people and I felt uncomfortable seeing it.

[the-kiarah-organisation]

Capitano: And trust me you're doing better than you would have been.

Childe: ?

Capitano: Because I almost threw you in the fire.

Childe: !

(Capitano turns back to the fire like he's going to throw Childe into it)

Childe: H-hey!

Capitano: I won't I won't.

Childe: Why would you..

Capitano: Oh, because that's what I do to my wife.

Childe: WHAT.

Actually a (half) Throwback Thursday (its monday) to this post here! Unintentionally, though.

[yourlocalabstraction]

Please enjoy this random assortment of jashling alignment charts

[featheredjohtolegends]

Were the legendary beats babies once? If so pls show their baby pictures

Every human, animal, and pokemon start out as babies. Unfortunately I don't have any images of them as babies, as they lived in the tower with their care taker humans... And any paintings of them before the tower caught fire where either destroyed or lost to time. If this is asking what they looked like before I had to create new bodies for them, then they where originally the now extinct Ry, En, and Sui species. I'm unsure how much information still remains of these particular species unfortunately...

-Ho-oh

[caelfyrekin]

not my usual content but i had a dream last night that caused me to have to retrieve my beloved kitty + two of her daughters from her special box

so basically in the dream the house i grew up in caught fire (uh oh), my childhood pet was able to run away to safety with two other cats (phew?), but when i looked back the house was just smoldering ash and blackened beams (fuckin realistic as shit) + i somehow saw kitty in among the ashes where my bedroom would have been (yay?) so i ran over to retrieve her + my blankie too because shes wrapped up in him usually + i was in the middle of this when i woke up

didnt cry when i woke up (too dehydrated probably) but i knew i didnt want to sleep without her next to me so yeah,,,

heres another photo i took:

kitty is the big well-loved mama cat whose paw im holding, callie is the top kitten, trixie is the bottom kitten

the patterned fabric (blue/yellow) is whats left of blankie + the big purple blanket has been dedicated to protect them all now :3

heres two more of kitty's babies that dont have names yet (theyre newer) but basically every calico cat is her bio daughter + every other cat is like adopted probably (yep my plushies have lore)

[twistedbitchowo]

vent

I saw my granny's dead body after watching her decay and suffer for years, because my family didn't want to hospitalise her, and attended her funeral

someone set the tires of cars nearby on fire, at least one car burned to the point of no repair (most of the cars were saved)

Discord got banned in my country (not everyone can find a working VPN, I did though), and there are rumors that my country may get cut off from the foreign Web entirely

a few days ago some dumbfucks started a fire in our appartment building; our flat only suffered a disgusting flood, but this is an old building and there are gas stoves in it, we could've been blown up!

an anthro worm image I posted on Civitai was SUDDENLY accused of being shotacon (there wasn't even a hint of genitalia or a larger character to compare to), and when I expressed my thoughts on the matter, nobody even took my feelings into account. No responses like "well, that's just how things work around here, try to be more careful next time". No, everyone must be a cold and sarcastic brute (it's a wonder how I didn't predict the community to be like that when it's mostly made of men, usually I'm cautious around those...). I messaged a moderator about the image removal and left a comment about doing so in that same comment section, maybe at least they'll be less hostile towards me knowing I made an effort to ask a moderator... And that was after I wrote a rant months ago on how a lot of things are ambiguous (including on what is considered lolisho) or straight up don't make sense on there. Another lovely reminder why I don't socialise much and would rather write stuff in places where I know people either don't normally act like that or can't talk to me at all... At this point I don't even care if the "problematic" image stays removed, I can post anthros with huge muscles/dicks/boobs/thighs, just so NO ONE gets even the slightest idea this may be lolisho and I won't have to deal with this bullshit.

CAN THIS Q4 PLEASE STOP GETTING ANY WORSE?!

Edit: the Civitai image has been restored, I deleted that godforsaken "article". I'll know better from now on.

Dec. 23 Edit: my mother has been feeling worse than usual, to the point we had to call doctors to our home. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

[human-rodent-king]

Prometheus does not go through getting his liver pecked out and eaten every single day just for people to say I'm "weird" or a "pyromaniac" just because I'm fascinated by fire

[bluerosefox]

Little Danny's Big Adventure

New idea.

Okay now hear me out.

-Pulls out AU idea cauldron and tosses stuff into it-

Let's put in some Ghost King/Prince Danny.... But also some deaged to toddlerhood Danny that gets yeeted into the DCverse!

Like imagine, tiny baby Danny with his tiny crown of ice floating above his head and his galaxy cape wrapped around him and uses it like a baby blanket. He didn't mean to fall into a different universe, a natural portal opened up and he was being a curious little thing! He didn't mean to trip and fall in during his nap time.

Nor was he expecting to fall into this realm during a rogue attack and knock out said rogue cause they were being a meanie and harming people and now Danny just wants his nap time cause he spent a lot of his tiny engery and he wants to find a nice spot.

Danny finds a place to crash, snuggling himself into his cape and the astronaut bear Danielle got him during her last visit that he takes everywhere since.

He's out like a light as the door to this safe house that belongs to one of the Bats opens up.

Meanwhile. In the Infinite Realms, Queen Regent Jazz is going into Mama Bear Jazz Mode trying to find her deaged brother, keeping the Realms in check, and is resisting the urge to put CW in time out Soup Time because he's being cyptided again about Danny whereabouts!!! UGH!

[wileycap]

Two Siblings In A Room Talking About How Much Their Dad Sucks

a.k.a a non-comics compliant ficlet about Zuko and an in-therapy Azula talking about their dad. This ended up being weird angsty sibling fluff instead of a crackfic about how stupid Ozai is. G. ~1000 words.

“Did you know that Father could have won the war?”

Azula cracked an eye open, lazily. Sunlight streamed in through the narrow windows. It had caught Zuko’s good eye – Zuko was turned so that she couldn’t see his scar and he looked…

“Oh, Zuko, it’s so strange how your mind works,” she said, cutting off her own train of thought. “What prompted this?”

“I was reorganizing the Navy, and I had to read up on our old battle plans,” Zuko replied, turning to face her. “Did you know that we had a plan to invade Ba Sing Se?”

“I did,” Azula said, inspecting her nails. "More than one, in fact."

“A good plan? A plan that would have worked? A plan that wasn't a giant drill?”

Azula mm-hm’ed, trying to speed Zuko along.

“As soon as Omashu fell, we had our supply lines. Farms, water, land, even quarries. Uncle Iroh would have taken Ba Sing Se if cousin Lu Ten hadn’t died, you know that. And if he could have done it with just what we had at the time, Father could have done it any time he wanted.”

Zuko was picking up steam. Azula was mildly entertained.

“I never even thought about how stupid the drill was. A huge offensive… relying on an untested piece of technology that cost more than half our fleet. If I did that, my advisors would skin me alive!”

“If that happens, can I book tickets in advance?” Azula asked, smirking in the face of Zuko’s fuming.

“It’s not a joke!” Zuko snapped, getting up in one violent motion. He paced around the small sitting area. “I spent sixteen years terrified of him, hating him, wanting him to love and accept me, and…”

Zuko let himself drop down on the rug, burying his face in his hands.

Azula observed, uncaring.

They sat in silence for a while.

“It was better when he was this… invincible monster,” Zuko finally said, gesturing vaguely with his arms.

“Yes, I imagine it was. Better than getting half your face burned off by an idiot who doesn’t even know how to read,” Azula shrugged.

Zuko’s incredulous look was an entirely predictable reaction. “I’m pretty sure he knows how to read.”

“I’m not.”

“Azula, come on. Father reads.”

“Are you sure? Can you remember one time he read something, or wrote something, instead of having it read to him or dictating?” Azula paused to let Zuko think. By the blank look on her brother’s face, Azula decided that no answer was forthcoming. “See? Father doesn’t know how to read.”

Zuko gaped. Azula raised an eyebrow, radiating smug superiority.

“Wait,” Zuko said, pointing a finger. “At his coronation, he read the Greeting to Agni!”

“Memorized it,” Azula waved it off. “And he made a mistake. He said Agni’s radiance instead of Agni’s light.”

“Why would he replace an easier word with a harder one?” Zuko asked. There was just the slightest smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Wouldn’t it make more sense the other way around?”

“Easy. Bigger words are better, if you’re an idiot who can’t read and doesn’t want all the nobles and the ministers and the sages to know about it.”

Zuko snorted, toppling over to lay on his back. “I thought he didn’t read my letters because I was a failure, but now it turns out he just couldn’t.”

“No, he had those read out for the court to laugh at,” Azula said, her face serious. “’I remain your dutiful son’ always got big laugh.”

“I bet it did.”

They sat in silence for a while. The beam of sunlight dragged across the floor.

“Do you ever think about him?” Zuko said, staring at the ceiling.

“No,” Azula said, staring at Zuko because she wasn’t a coward.

“Never?”

“No,” Azula said, rolling her eyes. “I already had one mental breakdown. I’m not going to have another one just so you can have company on your little pity-me-my-dad’s-terrible trip.”

Zuko didn’t say anything. He just turned his head so that his scarred eye was looking at Azula.

Azula sighed.

“Look, do you want to know what’s going on in dear old Daddy’s head right now?” At Zuko’s nod-shrug, she continued. “He’s written the both of us off as losses. Oh, if I break out of here and go release him, he’ll take me back – just like he took you back after Ba Sing Se – but until then, I’m crazy and you’re a traitor.

“That leaves him in his cell, and without his bending. By now, he’s probably convinced himself that either his bending will return on its own and he’ll conquer the world again, or his loyalists, his good friends from court, will depose you and probably capture the Avatar to boot. Then they’ll force the Avatar to give him back his Firebending, and Father will reign supreme forever.

“Neither of the two options is going to happen. Even if his Firebending comes back naturally, the Avatar will just defeat him again – hopefully before he makes your eyes match. And his loyalists? He probably doesn’t have any. And if he does, they’re as incompetent as he is. You’re right, Father’s an idiot. He alienated half his court with his insane schemes and promoting crackpots like Qin. The other half he terrified or bribed into submission. I wouldn’t be surprised if even his actual supporters, the few that there are, are happier with you in power.”

Zuko was looking at her with undisguised interest. “So, what’s your point?”

“My point, little Zuzu, is that there’s no need to worry about him anymore,” Azula said, laying down on her bed. “It’s over. He’s not coming back, idiot or not.”

“Huh,” Zuko said. “That’s like a proverb, except it makes sense.”

Azula huffed, caught by surprise. “Dum-dum.”

“… what if I captured Aang and took him to Father? Do you think he’d let me be the prince again?”

“Try it,” Azula shrugged. “But I definitely want tickets.”

[mother-ofthe-universedraws]

Die in a Fire AU; some brief facts about the twins.

[reunitedinterlude]

dan vs. phil: the boxing match

[stinkek]

In the middle of this month some alcohol addicts living a few floors above us (3 floors between ours and theirs) started a fire at night. I happened to be staying up past 2 AM so I was the first in my family to find out. This thingy that prevents my PC from shutting down with electricity hiccups was cracking frequently, I heard noises and voices above. When I looked out of my window, I saw the fire in our building reflecting in the window of the house on the opposite side.

The fire and smoke didn't reach us, we only suffered indirectly when the water reached us through all the floors (luckily I didn't see any water in my room, there's just some bulging in the wallpaper). I still get bothered by loud noises and yelling men outside our flat, more than prior to the fire. It's irrational and they must've burned everything in ther flat, but I can't help thinking they might do it again.

[the-kiarah-organisation]

Wraith: I think her telling him "throw me in a fucking fire" would probably worry him more, but it's theoretically something that would be faster, and would work.

Mavuika: If you asked a normal person how to warm up fast, I doubt that would be their first answer..

[gumbootillustrations]

they totally boned after this lmao

uhh context for the bit abt the booze at the start. @shadowqnights n i were yarning n came to the conclusion that garroth is a 24 pack of lion red guy whereas laurance is suuuper into his craft beer n cider. they fight abt it All The Fucking Time.

[mackonfire]

When shit goes down? In drugs I drown!

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

CW physical abuse

Gideon has scars on his back from being whipped by the hobgoblins with whips and chains. They're never going to fully heal no matter how much they fade

This is a true fact. And also ouch.

Gideon carries constant physical reminders of his years being imprisoned, both on purpose with his chains and because there are scars that still cling to him despite the years. I wonder what he thinks about them, are they painful reminders of the years of torment and torture? Are they a sign of his strength and resilience? Are they just simply part of his skin, no more thought put into it? Because the manacles are one thing, if he truly found them painful and hard to deal with, he could be rid of them. But the scars always stay.

And sure, he has other scars. Some cool ones, ooh look i got that one from fighting a dragon, isn't that neat? But they don't carry the same weight, of course.

Gideon will never truly be without reminders from the train. Sometimes he's okay with that. Many times he's not. But there's nothing he can do about it.