#cw cops mention

[thezodiacmemesgacha]

the next few posts are gonna be based from that one "the signs as things my dad has said to me" post (partially)

here's the ss, but if you can find it pls send me the post link:

I also queued two posts for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that are vines

[transfagore]

[Image description: Tweets of the user @joblessthursday. Description of the first tweet: "u guys think death is the worst thing to happen to a fictional character. the worst thing is actually becoming a cop after a timeskip" • Description of the next tweet: "'you would rather someone die than become a cop?' what is difficult to understand here". End of image description.]

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Kaeya presses up close behind you, bringing his arms up to place them under yours. “Hold it steady…” he says softly into your ear. You feel a shiver go down your spine, your eyes rolling back the tiniest bit. “That’s it…” he purrs.

“Bang,” he whispers into the shell of your ear as you pretend to shoot your target, your gun jumping in your hand a bit as it fires nothing out.

His hands go light as you pull the gun back to cock it, reloading the weapon with an imaginary bullet before going back into your original state. “Well done,” he mumbles—in what you swear is a sensual tone—right below your ear against your jawline. “You’re such a fast learner,” he praises.

[fudgecake-charlie]

i absolutely adore @falconearring's lizzie so I drew her!! I have now gone back to loving heavypaint <3

This painting also goes out to my new funniest-to-obtain mutual who I had three gin lemonades with tonight. Hope to see you soon!! I am no longer drunk but I was when I started this painting lmao

[statementlou]

I don’t understand why the hotel didn’t call an ambulance, the first time Liam came down acting erratic and passing out/convulsing. that’s clearly a medical issue?? like I know it was drug and alcohol induced but that’s still a medical issue and they should have called whatever the Argentina equivalent of 911 is. I wonder if they would have handled it differently if he had been sober and was still passing out/acting strange. it makes me think it’s some stigma thing surrounding substance abuse. so sad and tragic and could have been prevented in many different ways

I agree; both that they should have handled it SO differently (and treated it as the medical issue it clearly was at that point) and that the stigma of intoxication was absolutely why they didn't. It's so fucking sad.

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Diversity win! Local lesbian joins 40% of cops statistic

[lmanburgseulogy]

HEY HYPERSPECIFIC MOMENT FROM THE DEBATE STREAM THAT PISSES ME OFF

When they cover the topic of the pet-war and how each party would prevent pet-death c!wilbur says he would install a police force specifically for animals. karl follows that up with “WOAH HE’S PRO COP.” Well yeah. He did say that which was a dumb decision. Wilbur denies it but I think he could’ve wiggled himself out of this a lot easier by bringing up their past of being murdered, imprisoned, and injured by a cop, Sapnap, who sides with Swag 2020. That’s partly what caused their revolution. He gets too heated though he instead just rebuttals by yelling about how the laws are written in blood BUT NOT EXPLAINING WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTRY OF L’MANBURG AND IT’S HISTORY!!!!! EUGHH

[nando161mando]

[markie-boo-in-your-area]

"The thrill of the hunt is what drives me forward. Death lurks in every dark corner and I will shine the light to reveal it. No-one can undo what I've done, and they'll never know of my merciful acts towards the people I've kindly sent to rest eternally. God looks down upon me, but He will not place Hell upon me for He brought me to this planet to inflict Hell to the cruel and peace to those whom wished for it."

[wavyskies]

Oh so HE gets to call em the popo n' shit talk em but has to be a pussy when he sees one. But when I call them 'pigs in blue' then I'M in the wrong...

[thezodiacmemesgacha]

[emojisarestatussymbols]

Oregon Film Museum, Astoria, Oregon

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Batman: Sweet dog you got there.

Good Cop: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Batman: Still training huh?

Bad Cop: What do you mean?

Batman:

Batman: Never mind.

[lunetual]

yoongi being like. ‘you’re NOT fine please drink water. please eat more food.’ to a wasted yeonjun is giving me and rebekah being the only sober adults trying to keep track of an entire junior hockey team’s whereabouts in a random hotel in minnesota after winning the league championship

[asunnydreamer]

A Life of Battle Isn’t Easy...

CW: mention of murder (mercy killing), electrocution

A little touch of angst to this AU because of course I can.

Azule - A deal with a monster

Zee - His first kill as a rookie

Dash - That first brush with death

Lapis - That’s for me to know >:]

Wachowski - When it first felt too much

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I WAS ABOUT TO REBLOG THIS CAUSE I GENUINELY THHOUGHT IT WAS A POST IRONIC LEFTIST POSTING IT UNTIK I LOOKED IN THE FUCKING TOP LEFT AND SAW THE THIN BLUE FUCKING LINE