#cw cops mention

[thezodiacmemesgacha]

the next few posts are gonna be based from that one "the signs as things my dad has said to me" post (partially)

here's the ss, but if you can find it pls send me the post link:

I also queued two posts for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that are vines

[lesbinclus]

[Image description: Tweets of the user @joblessthursday. Description of the first tweet: "u guys think death is the worst thing to happen to a fictional character. the worst thing is actually becoming a cop after a timeskip" • Description of the next tweet: "'you would rather someone die than become a cop?' what is difficult to understand here". End of image description.]

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Kaeya presses up close behind you, bringing his arms up to place them under yours. “Hold it steady…” he says softly into your ear. You feel a shiver go down your spine, your eyes rolling back the tiniest bit. “That’s it…” he purrs.

“Bang,” he whispers into the shell of your ear as you pretend to shoot your target, your gun jumping in your hand a bit as it fires nothing out.

His hands go light as you pull the gun back to cock it, reloading the weapon with an imaginary bullet before going back into your original state. “Well done,” he mumbles—in what you swear is a sensual tone—right below your ear against your jawline. “You’re such a fast learner,” he praises.

[fudgecake-charlie]

i absolutely adore @falconearring's lizzie so I drew her!! I have now gone back to loving heavypaint <3

This painting also goes out to my new funniest-to-obtain mutual who I had three gin lemonades with tonight. Hope to see you soon!! I am no longer drunk but I was when I started this painting lmao

[statementlou]

I don’t understand why the hotel didn’t call an ambulance, the first time Liam came down acting erratic and passing out/convulsing. that’s clearly a medical issue?? like I know it was drug and alcohol induced but that’s still a medical issue and they should have called whatever the Argentina equivalent of 911 is. I wonder if they would have handled it differently if he had been sober and was still passing out/acting strange. it makes me think it’s some stigma thing surrounding substance abuse. so sad and tragic and could have been prevented in many different ways

I agree; both that they should have handled it SO differently (and treated it as the medical issue it clearly was at that point) and that the stigma of intoxication was absolutely why they didn't. It's so fucking sad.

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Diversity win! Local lesbian joins 40% of cops statistic

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Just randomly remembered that one time a cps worker or whatever claimed that a principal at one of the many schools I’ve been to described me and my younger sister as “two of the most unhappy kids I’ve ever seen.” We were just vibing bro

And also that one time a principal lied to us, said they would help us, if our mom just took us up to the school and talked about it but when we did they tricked us and cops were there to arrest my mother all because she was worried about my father showing up at our school and trying to kidnap her kids again and not willing to take that risk all because the school refused to help and only cared because we were missing too much school

[zombieplaguedoc]

How do you think Jack (the younger cop from Spooky Month) would go about having an s/o that's young enough to be his child- as in, barely hitting the drinking age?

Do you think he'd feel guilty about it, given that John, his partner, is- technically- a father while his s/o is barely legal? Do you think he'd try and hide it from John? Or from the public in general, especially the two thieves given that they could easily use it as blackmail against him? Could he be at risk for losing his job for dating someone so young?

ANTIS PISS THE FUCK OFF

[lmanburgseulogy]

HEY HYPERSPECIFIC MOMENT FROM THE DEBATE STREAM THAT PISSES ME OFF

When they cover the topic of the pet-war and how each party would prevent pet-death c!wilbur says he would install a police force specifically for animals. karl follows that up with “WOAH HE’S PRO COP.” Well yeah. He did say that which was a dumb decision. Wilbur denies it but I think he could’ve wiggled himself out of this a lot easier by bringing up their past of being murdered, imprisoned, and injured by a cop, Sapnap, who sides with Swag 2020. That’s partly what caused their revolution. He gets too heated though he instead just rebuttals by yelling about how the laws are written in blood BUT NOT EXPLAINING WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTRY OF L’MANBURG AND IT’S HISTORY!!!!! EUGHH

[traumaholdercultureis]

Trauma holder culture is freaking out because you drove by a cop on your way home and you still thought they where after you cuz of your source

[thezodiacmemesgacha]

[wavyskies]

Oh so HE gets to call em the popo n' shit talk em but has to be a pussy when he sees one. But when I call them 'pigs in blue' then I'M in the wrong...

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Batman: Sweet dog you got there.

Good Cop: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Batman: Still training huh?

Bad Cop: What do you mean?

Batman:

Batman: Never mind.

[lunetual]

yoongi being like. ‘you’re NOT fine please drink water. please eat more food.’ to a wasted yeonjun is giving me and rebekah being the only sober adults trying to keep track of an entire junior hockey team’s whereabouts in a random hotel in minnesota after winning the league championship

[asunnydreamer]

A Life of Battle Isn’t Easy...

CW: mention of murder (mercy killing), electrocution

A little touch of angst to this AU because of course I can.

Azule - A deal with a monster

Zee - His first kill as a rookie

Dash - That first brush with death

Lapis - That’s for me to know >:]

Wachowski - When it first felt too much

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I WAS ABOUT TO REBLOG THIS CAUSE I GENUINELY THHOUGHT IT WAS A POST IRONIC LEFTIST POSTING IT UNTIK I LOOKED IN THE FUCKING TOP LEFT AND SAW THE THIN BLUE FUCKING LINE