#cus DAMN

[potato-lord-but-not]

Hello Mr potato lord god man, can you please make a compilation of all your kissing drawings? I would very much like to use them as a way to learn how to draw kisses, even if it is in a less realistic sense.

here’s a compilation of some of the most embarrassing shit I’ve ever drawn. you’re welcome.

[turkeyinnovember]

#3 creepypasta christian

the second I saw it my mind jumped to jeff the killer since he’s also been through a fire. I very much overestimated my ability to draw burn scars when I started on this. he’s also really grumpy in this one for whatever reason

[manamesbob]

So Oscar girlies

Have we seen the quadlock video with Oscar in cycling gear?

And how are we feeling about it?

[delulu-with-wandanat]

I am very happy you were rather entertained and liked my msg. I thought it was going to be cringeworthy or bothersome to you, it's only when you respond that I feel like I wasn't going to make a complete fool out of myself. You make it meaningful and worthwhile. I wish I had my ancestry's linguistic talent, ancient Arab poets, and Charles Baudelaire's imaginary and mastery of words, I would have coated you with my praises and appreciation. I wish words would come out of me as smooth and as silky as waterfalls, I have a hard time expressing myself or articulating my feelings as poetically as I would like, as you deserve it. You have a quality I cherish intimately and profoundly, a quality I have been desperately looking for my entire life, and have yet to have found it in anyone closer to me. It's a bummer the only exception is a stranger that lives a gazillion miles away from me. Like I said your real partner must be one hell of a lucky bastard, make sure to remind them you have an admirer so they better behave well with my beautiful lotus otherwise Wanda is going to haunt their dreams. Anyways I know for sure I have no chance with you with my awkwardness, bluntness, introverted nature, and huge over-attachment issues. Actually, you are the first girl I have ever wanted her this way.

GAHDAMN GIRL WASN'T HOLDING BACK- I love it ❤

I find it flattering honestly! As I said I am a thirsty ass bitch, so this is giving me butterflies. BUTT again, I think you'll do just finee. Your future partner is going to be damn lucky to have youuu.

Seriously, if I had been single I would FOLD. But me love ma bb so give this energy to a a girl who will express herself the same way you do <33

[empenguin]

Do I know who this is.

No

Am I probably gonna find out?

OK HI THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR WEEKS

So post collider spot doesn't have a dick so he'd be so pent up and horny like all the time :( He'd be so genuinely pissed that he could only fuck you with his fingers (he loves it but at the same time no dick so no relief for him) and it would absolutely kill him that he couldn't cum and the way you praise him while he takes care of you doesn't help

UGHH MY POOR BABY

YOU'RE ONTO SMTH ANON!!

no bc what if he can feel himself getting horny, but he doesn't have a dick so all that horniness just builds and builds and builds and it's UNBEARABLE, and it's like he's edging himself over and over again.

he's whimpering at your praises but he's so fucking frustrated about not being able to relieve himself that he's starting to be rougher with you- thrusting his fingers inside you harder, and the sudden change had you moaning, grabbing at his forearm to try and push him away "Spot wait- S too much-"

"No, you'll take it. You can take it, can't you? At least one of us can, so I'll fucking make sure you get your fill."

He's panting now as well, fire bursting in his belly at the way you mewl for him. And he's just stuck watching your pretty cunt swallow up his fingers, wishing so bad it was his cock you were sucking in- his cock that had you moaning like this. And when you'd clenched around his fingers, he'd imagined himself cumming inside your pussy, and he could almost taste the euphoric feeling of it.

[hoolyelina]

oh pirate gem the icon that you are

[mausarchive]

such a headache 8( like someone hit me in the head or yanked my hair really hard. it's only skin deep but very painful and in my face kind of what the hell

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[kenchann]

meli finds out something

[fuupan]

drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115

[happyheidi]

𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 🍃

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳: 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦, 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 🌳 𝘭𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘬

[toomuchdivergentformyneuro]

me: *reads over symptoms of autism once again* “see but i don’t get upset over changes in routine, we change the routine all the time and i’m totally okay with it!”

also me since i was a kid: *gets irritated, stressed, angry, aggravated, and depressed for the rest of the day after something is switched to another day* *gets angry, stressed, and depressed, and has a breakdown when i find out we have to cancel plans, even if i didn’t really wanna go to wherever we were planning to go* *gets aggravated and is easily upset and is depressed the whole day after i get to cancel something that i had been planning for but also are relieved that i don’t have to go since i really didn’t want to* *is depressed, angry, irritated, and stressed after we cancel plans that i had zero feelings for up until that point* etc.

[ca-d]

Harmony Grove // Salem, MA 🖤

[trashworldblog]

also... hot take... but i think expecting to get entertainment for free is actually bad for artists

[bakedbeanz]

mr benny got me actin like booboo the fool fr

[tokkosoap]

"Some things are deeper than skin"