#cucumberplane friendship

[aurora077]

The Tale of Luo Bingcock and Hen Qingqiu

Chapter 1

[thestormthatrises]

Shen Qingqiu: There's a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot, Binghe.

Shen Qingqiu: Unfortunately for all of us, your Shang-shushu uses that line as a goddamn jumping rope

[catherinerandom-blog]

Love Scum Villain fics where Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua get caught doin some modern shit and everyone marvels over the two little freaks

[cumforts69]

i have this headcanon that cumplane flirt with each other jokingly, since yk their humor BUT the others have no idea that they do this ironically so they're just like.

Wow. Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua??? Since when do they like each other?? I thought SQQ hated SQH??? Doesnt he hit him with his fan..? Is that... their love language?? Flirting and bullying each other?

[tossawary]

One downside of writing SQH-centric fic is that people sometimes take it as permission to tell me all about how much they hate Shen Yuan as a main character. Usually, I just sidestep this venting and ignore it when responding, and (though I don't think anyone is obligated to like him) sometimes I gently push back by pointing out that 1) Shen Yuan has good reason to be scared and panicky or 2) Shang Qinghua has committed those exact same crimes if not worse crimes. Sometimes, I've had to straight-up just delete the comment because I don't want to get into it, and I think I blocked at least one person over this. I LIKE Shen Yuan, actually.

It often sucks to open my inbox to a flood of negativity, whether or not I like a character. Like, yeah, sometimes I despise a character as a person too, but that doesn't mean I want to receive graphic threats of violence about it even if they're directed at a character and not at me. But that's a slightly different conversation.

"Shen Yuan is mean to Shang Qinghua!" Yeah, and Shang Qinghua doesn't really care? Shen Yuan's sharp comments tend to slide right off Shang Qinghua's back, Shang Qinghua thinks they're funny, and/or Shang Qinghua is mean to him right back. I mean, I don't think the Cucumberplane friendship is particularly healthy or functional by normal standards, but they're both fucking weirdos and assholes (Shang Qinghua ESPECIALLY) and it seems to more or less work for them most of the time.

[mycatwantstoeatpins]

Favourite MoShang fics

I’ve read something like two hundred MoShang fics in the last couple of weeks (RIP my sleep schedule) and these are some of my favourites.

bureaucratic processes (Restricted) by tciddaemina. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Canon, Oblivious Shàng Qīnghuá, Demon Courting, Demon Politics, POV Mòběi-jūn, Cultural Misunderstandings, Marriage, Bad Communication, Crack, Explicit Sexual Content, Shang Qinghua is Empress of the Northern Demon Realm, posessiveness, Shang Qinghua is Loud

how to face your high school crush after 7 years by revesdelimonade. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe – Office, Getting Together, First Kiss, Jealousy, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending, Oblivious Shàng Qīnghuá, Childhood Friends, Moshang Events Secret Santa 22

How to Tell if a Demon Wants you Dead: the Unhelpful Guide by Esora247. Tags: 5+1 Things, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Oblivious Shàng Qīnghuá, Courting Rituals, Gift Giving, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, No Beta We Die Like GongYi Xiao, Post-Canon, Canon-Typical Violence, < basically violence stemming from demon lords being protective (possessive) of their humans, Mobei-Jun is whipped he just shows it in his own special way

Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Attempted divorce, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, extremely poor communication from all parties involved, Angst with a Happy Ending, although is it angst if it's just straight up stupid

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" by Volatilevore. Tags: Overstimulation, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

no more choose than rivers (Restricted) by Val Mora (valmora). Tags: Cultural Differences, Marriage Proposal, Courtship, Misunderstandings, dowry/betrothal gift/bride price, Classism, Discussion of mpreg, historically-inspired sex education, awkwardness about sex, Fade to Black, comparative cuisine, Weddings, Canon-Typical Fantasy Racism

of love, war, and romantic reconnaissance (Restricted) by dalairei. Tags: Fluff, Misunderstandings, Humor, Demon/Human Relationships, Human Courting Customs, Demon Courting Customs, Getting Together, Oblivious Shàng Qīnghuá, Soft Mòběi-jūn, Moshang Events Big Bang 2023 (Scum Villain)

The Shang Qinghua Effect by Yuu_chi. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Romantic Comedy, Fluff and Humor, Background Bingqiu – Freeform, cucumberplane friendship, Shang Qinghua isn't undesirable he's just dumb

Stay Acting Brave by Pip (Moirail). Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Magic School, Demon Summoning, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rimming, Oral Sex, Size Kink, Size Difference, Loss of Virginity, accidental boyfriend acquisition

The Subtle Art of Trying to F*ck by firesandpixies. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe – Showbusiness, Social Media, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Crack, Alternate Universe – Actors, Mobei-Jun being oblivious to his feelings, Bingqiu is a side pairing, PiningDirty Jokes, Bad Jokes, Bad Puns, Puns & Word Play

[nazaki-sama]

The first chapter of my Zukaang SVSSS-inspired fic, Enjoy!

Chapter: 1/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: M/M

Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)

Relationships: Aang/Zuko (Avatar), Aang & Zuko (Avatar), Aang & Toph Beifong, Iroh & Zuko (Avatar), Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Characters: Aang (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Iroh (Avatar), Appa (Avatar), Momo (Avatar), Suki (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), All Of Avatar Character(s) Really

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Inspired by The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Moxiang Tongxiu, Transmigrator Aang, Lawyer Aang, Badass Aang (Avatar), Aged-Up Aang (Avatar), Aang is like 23 in this while Zuko is 20, Zuko is an Awkward Turtleduck, Zuko is a Mess (Avatar), Protective Aang (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar) Needs a Hug, And Aang Gives Him One! The Inherent Sexiness Of Seducing The Villain To Your Side, Without Realizing You Seduced The Villain, because! Cultural Differences, Zuko Joins The Gaang Early (Avatar), Or Not? It Depends, Aang & Toph Beifong Friendship! Imagine It Like CucumberPlane Friendship, The Woes Of Transmigration, Like seriously! Aang Just Wants To Give Zuko His Happy Ending! But Ended Up As The Protagonist Who Is Supposed To Kill Him! It's All The System's Fault (Scum Villain), Aang Officially Became The 'Dad' Of The Gaang, While Zuko Became The 'Mom'!Thanks, Sokka! Aang is So Done! Azula (Avatar) Redemption, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Canon-Typical Violence, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Eventual Happy Ending, Because Aang Will Make Sure Of It! Unhinged Aang, seriously, He is Wild!

Summary:-

“Shitty author, shitty novel! Prince Zuko deserves justice!” Aang’s famous last words as he took his last breath.

…Forced to read his favorite character’s unjust death and being killed after. Aang had had enough when he was yeeted into the same novel he died cursing because an annoying entity called ‘The System’ thought it would be fun transmigrating him into the most annoying novel he had the misfortune of reading.

To make things worse, Aang didn’t become an anonymous NPC, so he could help his favorite character from the sidelines. Instead, he became that damned Protagonist who will end up killing the Scum Villain, Prince Zuko!

……You know what? Let the world burn and the plot go up in flames! Aang was going to give Prince Zuko the happy ending he deserved, one way or another, even if it killed him!

...

Or

A different retelling of ATLA, SVSSS style!

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[verycharismaticdragon]

...Would it be alright to ask how the sequel to "A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk Into the Bamboo House" that you mentioned in the AN is doing? If not, please ignore this ask, thank you for all of your writings, and have a lovely day!! Otherwise- it's been half a year, and I was curious if you're still working on it, or if you've shifted fandoms/stopped for one of many other valid reasons? Have you had any favorite moments that you looked/are looking forward to sharing? Any sections that you're really pleased with how they turned out?

I love your story so much!! Ahh, I'm just *still* so excited to see how the relationships develop, now that the truth is on the table!! I keep wondering whether or not Binghe will find out about his Shizun's plans to revive himself - with the System dangling the promise/reward of accessing the memory data, Shen Qingqiu might find out about it! But, would he tell Binghe? Would he think it would reassure Binghe, or make him feel like absolute *scum* - Binghe suffering so much due to his death that he turned back *time*, when he wasn't *really* dead!

And! It's only been 3 years, not 5 it took, but - did the System simulate the old reality long enough that he would have awakened?? Would he get access to any simulated memories that occurred between Luo Binghe turning back time, and him giving the System go-ahead to stop running that old world? AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

And, will we get CucumberPlane friendship??? The Binghe-Airplane friendship was *amazing*, so could they be an actual, proper group of friends????

I just keep circling back to imagining how on *Earth* Shen Qingqiu will respond to the truth and all of these revelations, once he's gotten over the initial shock and the immediate need to comfort and reassure Binghe! Once he has a chance to *think*, what knots will this man tie himself into???

...Ah, I love your story and world so much!!! I'd still be incredibly happy and satisfied if just what you've written so far existed - thank you so much for the wonderful, wonderful story!!!!!!!! Please know that it continues to live in my head-rent free, and it likely will for a *long* time to come!!

Have a wonderful day!!

It's still a thing that's happening! Just not... soon lmao. I'm currently re-reading canon slowly and thoroughly, to both sharpen my SQQ voice and to ensure I'm not missing details!

(Yes I'm still in mourning about forgetting that bit from vol.3 about LBH physically pulling SQQ out of bed during disciple days, and unknowingly contradicting it.)

(Also I gotta put it out there that it took me almost 2 years to write Transmigrator Time Traveler. With a year-long break in the middle. So I'm just hoping to write the sequel a lil faster than that.)

As for the scenes, I'm having a lot of fun with the post-realization convo, wherein SQQ is trapped between 'well im straight so im gonna turn him down' and 'cant make binghe sad!!!' (and the undercurrent of not really wanting to turn binghe down. that he refuses to acknowledge.)

Some highlights:

“And if not after three years, then maybe after five, or ten, or twenty years,” Luo Binghe continued, with a hopeful lilt Shen Qingqiu didn’t know how to smack down without feeling like a heartless villain. “If not then, then maybe in a hundred years shizun will consider giving this disciple a chance…” And thus, before Shen Qingqiu could think up a proper reply, he was blasted in the face with this enormous number Luo Binghe seamlessly threw out.

and this (context is that lbh has wheedled a 'well i guess lots of things could happen in 100 years...' out of sqq, and is trying not to be too demanding)

“This disciple has no right to ask for anything else. If shizun…” Luo Binghe, seemingly not aware he was doing so, pulled a face, “if shizun wants to… other people……” Shen Qingqiu swallowed an undignified chortle that threatened to break free. Binghe somehow managed to look both like he was a puppy left out in the rain, and like he had bitten into a particularly sour lemon. Shen Qingqiu truly couldn’t help it; the urge to tease was just too much! “What,” Shen Qingqiu asked mildly, “you aren’t gonna promise to poke out the eyes of any men that dare to look at me? Not even hang any of my exes on the palace gates..?” Luo Binghe startled out of his expression, blinking confusedly before looking up at Shen Qingqiu. “Oh, right, no palace,” Shen Qingqiu ‘remembered’. “And no exes, for my part.” After a moment, Binghe huffed out something between a laugh and an exasperated sigh. “I could get a palace, if shizun wanted one,” he said casually, almost offhandedly, as if that would require about as much effort as picking up dinner from the specific restaurant that was just a little out of the way — sure, some effort, but definitely nothing too daunting. (Binghe really was so effortlessly cool! — Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but note.) “And shizun wouldn’t be happy if I poked someone’s eyes out on his behalf.” If it was anyone else, Shen Qingqiu would take this as a joke: like, oh, that’s the only thing that’s preventing you? But… no matter how sweet his Binghe was… he was still very much the protagonist who conquered the Endless Abyss. “Mn, please don’t do that,” Shen Qingqiu said seriously.

(me, writing this: im like dropping hints that sqq is still fundamentally comfortable with binghe despite being shook by the realization that he was being romanced!)

The first outline for this scene btw was just:

Sqq: sorry we can't be in a romantic relationship Lbh, dramatically: OK but I want to be the most important person in your life >:T Sqq, relieved: oh why didn't you just say so, okay In their thoughts, both: I don't think he understands what 'romantic relationship' means...

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As for other things:

SQQ will not be learning about the plant body thing for a while yet. I know where I would put it, but I'm as of yet unsure if I'm going to write that instalment. For the sequel, SQQ will not get his memories unlocked until very late into the plot. Watsonian explanation is that he will not have the time to watch like 6 years of memory-TV straight, and if he asks the System to show him something, he has to at least know it happened. Doylist explanation is that he will have enough problems for me to maintain tension level even without him being fucked up about putting Binghe through his fake death :) and so I'd rather save it for a moment where it could be a major tension point of its own.

The System did not simulate the other world for long enough for "SY" to come back there, and even if it did, it would be like. a chatgpt version of SY. Plus the way i described how system's saved memories work, it'd be more like how SQQ experienced SJ's memories in the dream realm, and not as if he had actually lived the events. (And honestly SY living through coming back to find Binghe gone would be too angsty for me. I like things balanced between hurty and comforty.) (But also every time I think about how this au could be used to set up a spare SY!SQQ and I've decided against it, I imagine this:

sorry binggy)

Lastly, the cucumberplane friendship is on the menu, and so is the 1 braincell trio know-the-future club shenanigans ;D

[ben-wisehart]

sharing @paranaturalthesportsanime's tags, the last part especially

#actually u know what i have a 'it could be that deep' take. i think ppl who genuinely get onto cucumberplane ~soulmates~ agenda are#ppl who have more fulfilling relationships within online communities than irl. and perhaps specifically those who feel they can only be#their truest self on the internet. so they take SY's fandom-rant-sona as his deepest truest self.#which i think nobody who has a single long-standing irl friendship (let alone a loving family or fulfilling romantic relationship)#would see the same way.#(this does not pertain those who just go for 'lol cumplane soulmates' for the bit. thats understandable i also think its pretty funny.#tho the more danmei fandoms im in the more i realize. cant have jokes in danmei. somebody WILL take them /srs and it would become SO bad)#anyway this all brought on by me thinking 'if somebody thought my online persona is my entire personality...'#and 'i dont talk to my best friend how i talk to ppl online and u better believe SHE is the one who knows me best not my online buddies'#and before someone comes in with 'but the way SY talks to Airplane is the closest to how he talks in his internal narration..!'#my dudes my guys he is. going through a shitload of traumatic events. and dissociating RIGHT outa them. he is LITERALLY using humor to cope#in fact you will notice that the amount of quips increases and decreases in direct correlation with his stress levels!.

WHERE does this idea that Shang Qinghua knows Shen Qingqiu better than Luo Binghe come from. like MAYBE in the beginning of the novel but after Bingqiu are married?? "Binghe doesn't even know Shen Qingqiu's REAL NAME" i hate to break it to you but Shang Qinghua doesn't know that either!! you are not an expert on somebody just because you know their online handle and the fact that they get overly passionate about fictional characters! SQH didn't guess that SQQ was gay. SQH doesn't know SQQ's favourite foods or his favourite colour or the way he acts when he's just woken up in the morning. Binghe might not know SQQ's backstory or about the System yet, but he DOES know him. It is simply not that deep

[the-walk-of-weary-souls]

As the day would shift to night and the general population went to sleep, the vile underbelly of the city would begin to put itself on full display. Here everything was on the line and yet there was also everything to gain for the right price. It was a world that was as wild and colourfull as it was treacherous. From people drawn to the reving engines and dangerous street races, to assassin and master thieves always scheming their next plot, to the crime families that ruled over all, a dangerous sort of thrill enticed them all to continue playing. Perhaps it was exactly that which drew Shen Yuan into this lifestyle as well, he suspected that it's was a similar story with Airplane too.

When he left his dull shitty apartment and found himself behind the wheel of a car vibrating with power he felt a red hot adrenaline rush through his veins chasing away the painfull apathy which had robbed his world of color. When he semi-playfully bantered with rivals he knew would kill him if given the right reasons, the gaping hole which had filled his heart when his family began to forget about him grew smaller. When he pulled off some crazy plan that would've most certainly gotten him behind bars if discovered, he felt his self hatred give way for a rare moment of pride as he proved he was not some usless sick boy, that despite his likely severly shortened life span he could achieve anything he wanted to.

It wasn't the healthiest of coping mechanisms, he knew that but he found himself thriving in this world. Both him and Shang Jianyu knew intamitely that eventually they would slip, everyone did, but with eachother and the adventure that each night brought on they couldn't find it in theirselves to care. Even with the problems that keep knocking on their doorstep they were happy with their life and in eachothers comforting presence.

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Or AU where both Shen Yuan and Airplane (Shang Jianyu) not only were incredibly close before either of them transmigrated but also found themselves drawn into the crime world. While they're still them, their experiences make them more jaded and cunning whike also getting them attached by the hip. How would this all play out for them?

Follow a sickly mastermind and a cowrardlu adrenaline junkie as they just try to survive and thrive in the ever passionate criminal underworld.

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And more importantly how would this effect their future inside Shang Jianyu's trashfire novel? Would they even end up transmigrating in the first place!?

[sassystrawberry13]

Chapter 7 of my fic, Form an Alliance, is up now! Take a look and let me know what you think! 🥰

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36624499/chapters/94324675

[eeriefeelingsat3amuwu]

So, a quick set of thoughts because I have so many of those at 11pm-

-I headcanon Bakugou as trans and Midoriya as nonbinary/genderfluid

-I live for Bakudeku, Kiribaku and Kirideku, so my favourite poly ship is Kiribakudeku

-This poly trio is good, because when in the future on of them dies, the remaining two will hold themselves together

-friendly reminder that Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu is shit at understanding emotions, esp. romantic ones

-this is why I headcanon him as aroace/aro and somewhere on the ace spectrum

-I respect your opinions on this matter, but him loving people and a lot of them, but it always being brotherly, friendly or queerplatonic way is the best thing ever

-Cucumberplane is a friendship worth dying and killing for

-Liu Qingge deserved better

-Gongyi Xiao deserved better

-Zhuzhi Lang deserved better

-Moshang

[myheartismadeofstars]

Me: *watching Unus Annus compilations*

Also me: Imagine Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua doing some of this chaotic shit together. Like playing two truths and a lie, waxing edition, or covering their entire bodies in wax, or making the people around them genuinely afraid that someone is going to die or it will end in a dual suicide, or regressing to their most primal selves in the woods somewhere, or just generally living a “try everything once” kinda life and keeping some sort of record of it for one year (bonus if there is some bullshit plot device thing that allows them to record their antics. However they don’t yeet it after the year because the memories are too precious) just, every day, for a year, the two of them do something together. Fun, or crazy, or silly, or whatever wacky shenanigans they can get up to in the world SQH created (which I imagine must be A LOT)

Luo Binghe can be the “Amy” of the story. Sometimes he’s just the one recording their antics, sometimes he’s the one enabling their chaotic behaviour, sometimes he’s absent  and they are freaking out over him finding out they..stained the floor, or almost caught the house on fire, something like that. Though I suppose MBJ could play the “Don’t tell Amy!” role better than LBH would...but meh.

Is this technically an Unus Annus AU? Maybe? Either way I think it would be fun to see (this is open to anyone to do btw, I have so many projects atm)

[tossawary]

,,,,servant to a different king led me down a rabbithole into your forced marriage au and now I’m fucking losing it one both of them. Servant to a different king so far sounds very,,, hey share the weight except SQH has no one to keep him with the sect which sounds so very lonely. Did SQH not try to change YQY and SQQ’s fates while he had the chance to in Freeform mode? Or is this ability to do as he pleases to try and change the world a mew development? Or is this a world where SQH leaves the sect IN SPITE of all the people there who care for him?

Ah, in my opinion, whether or not Airplane Bro had the ability to change anything for Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu is largely up the fanfiction author in question. I believe he can accomplish quite a lot when he puts his mind to it! But it's not unreasonable that he simply had no leeway as a young disiciple or that the System wouldn't allow it. Or that he simply didn't know where to find them or what the timeline was! If he never gave the peak lords exact ages or never specified the year anything happened, I think that it's perfectly realistic that Airplane Bro could have honestly missed all of Qijiu's important beats just by not knowing that they were happening by virtue of not having met them yet. I think Yue Qingyuan is already the head disiciple of Qiong Ding while Shang Qinghua is still an outer disiciple of An Ding, so you could even decide to go with an interpretation where Shang Qinghua is supposed to be younger than Qijiu.

In canon, Airplane Bro just wasn't close with either of them, and that's reasonable. I wouldn't expect him to risk his life or his place at the sect for strangers. It seems that he had a preexisting relationship with Wei Qingwei before his promotion to inner disciple, but even that seems to put them at friendly acquaintances at best. I tend to think of the peak lords in their disciple days as having a "adults put us in the same room together because they think being similar ages automatically makes us friends" thing at the beginning, given how Shang Qinghua's mission with Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge went.

So, yeah, Shang Qinghua just doesn't have any significant relationships at Cang Qiong in the "servant to a different king" AU and the forced marriage AU. Airplane Bro is pretty irreverent about any potential loneliness in canon, honestly. I personally find it pretty interesting just how easily both Airplane Bro and Shen Yuan write off any possibility of romantic or even sexual relationships, out of practicality as much as an apparent lack of partners, and neither of them seem particularly torn up about it until forced to their peculiar breaking points. Shen Yuan at least seems amendable to friends, but I think this absence of deeper relationships is part of why Cucumberplane clicks the way that they do. I think this is why Shen Yuan mistakes the familiarity that exists between them due to their backgrounds for a deeper friendship than they actually have.

I'm maybe getting off track again? My point is that I have written a lot of fluffy Airplane Bro fic where he's forced to care about people, but that's appealing in part to me because he's an asshole! He doesn't really care about other people except Mobei-Jun and sometimes Shen Yuan. In SVSSS canon, I don't think it's unreasonable to label Shang Qinghua as a villain who just so happens to be on Shen Yuan's side sometimes? He and Mobei-Jun could have been a villainous power couple if they had gotten their shit together any earlier! In my AUs where Shang Qinghua ditches Cang Qiong for the Demon Realm earlier, it's kind of a "sorry not sorry" situation. He's quitting before he can be fired or executed. He's making rude gestures on the way out the door. He's probably telling Qijiu the truth about their misunderstanding in front of a crowd in order to cover his escape or maybe because he wants to cause drama. So long, suckers!