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crystalsandbubbletea · 7 months ago

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Definitely should reclaim the asexual tag before conquering Europe-

*Ahem*

Yas asexuals slay, ✨slay✨...

SLAAAAAAYYYY THE BOTS!

DEFEND YOUR LAND! TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE! SLAUGHTER YOUR ENEMIES!

GLORY TO THE ACESPEC EMPIRE AND THEIR ALLIES-

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98chao · 3 months ago

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my pitch for a season 2 of last cookie standing

#i only drew unserious shitposts but you can imagine the actual dynamics between the characters here #at first i put poison mushroom instead of choco werehound but remembered children werent allowed on the show #so our beautiful princess is here instead #the idea was “bunch of normal characters and then one of the beasts is just There and no one knows theyre a beast”#and i think sm is the only one who would insert himself into a gameshow just for fun.. whether he wins or not is another story #i think out of everyone here raisin and rebel are probably the only ones with altruistic intentions for wanting 1mil crystals lol #share it among ppl who need it #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #last cookie standing #im probably gonna hit tag limit ill just tag the charas i drew #shadow milk cookie #raspberry cookie #shining glitter cookie #black lemonade cookie #wildberry cookie #crunchy chip cookie #glitternade #wildchip #my art #shitpost #clip studio paint #2024 #1k

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niko-sasaki-dbd · 6 months ago

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Dead Boy Detectives Agency + Random Posts

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goodoldfashionednerd · 4 months ago

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This came to me in a vision

#dead boy detectives #dbda #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #niko sasaki #crystal palace #crystal palace surname von hovercraft #edwin payne #dbda fanart #(fanart being a very generous term)#dbda shitpost #dead boy detectives shitpost

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blackkatdraws2 · 8 months ago

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The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]

#tsp blank scripts au #non canonical art #shitpost #this is fr how people be drawing narrator and stanley.... narrator being way too handsome and stanley as a background character naahh..#honestly i just drew him like that because it was funny but then i got too attached to it like an idiot aghh #The Narrator (Black) is an entirely different made-up species originating from the ancient Arctic north #long before the Crystal Empire was even built.#The old one's tail only ever wags whenever Stanley is around. You can clearly tell who the favorite pony is #Imagine Black showing Stanley courtship behaviors like rolling on his back #showing his stomach to him #sliding his wings on his chin #trotting like a dancing mare around him #and generally just showing off to show Stanley that he's interested in him...#But because of the species difference (and because Stanley is one airheaded fella)#Stanley doesn't understand what Black is doing other than he looks beautiful while doing it.#the narrator (Black) can read Stanley's thoughts btw #so he knows what that silly guy is thinking about :)#tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #mlp #my little pony #mlp oc #my little pony oc #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley

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jaysbraindump · 6 months ago

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Made a bunch of these because this show has taken over my brain

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #monty the crow #niko sasaki #jenny the butcher #the cat king #shitpost

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rizaposting · 11 months ago

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saw this tweet and was possessed by a demon to draw this stupid thing

#fma #royai #fma fanart #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #suggestive text #crystal art and writing #shitpost #happy new year lmaoooo this is going to be my last art of the year probably

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2deadboys · 4 months ago

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Crystal: honestly. im really into dumb, nice guys. just no thoughts, head empty, pretty face.

Edwin: I have to say your taste does have some merit to it. There is definitely an appeal to a- what did Niko call it.. ah, yes- a 'himbo'.

Charles: ... hey wait a second-

#payneland #cryland #they have something in common. they both think charles is hot.#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #crystal palace #charles rowland #dbda #2deadboys #half a day left of my work training then i wont be drained!!! and i can do actual fan contentttt #its all in my head but i only have energy for shitposts rn

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nights-at-crystarium · 1 year ago

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#simpshaming him #ffxiv #crystal exarch #g'raha tia #animation #gif #shitpost #own: next lvl #wol x g'raha tia #wolgraha

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cupofchemicalchatter · 2 months ago

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The things I make when I'm sleep deprived

#chemical chatter does art #steven universe #su #steven universe fanart #su fanart #shitpost #crystal gems #garnet #garnet su #pearl #pearl su #amethyst #amethyst su #artists on tumblr

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every-moment-a-different-sound · 3 months ago

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One thing that's confused me since I first watched dbda is why does Charles tell Crystal to meet him upstairs in episode 1? I know the Doylist reason is so that Crystal could see Niko without Charles being there, but what's the Watsonian reasoning? Why could Charles not just walk up the stairs with her?

Anyway my theory is that, like any dead 16 year old with any self respect and no reason to fear fall damage, Charles likes to climb up the outside walls pretending to be spiderman. Just shimmies up whatever drain pipe is convenient.