#dead boy detectives shitpost

[goodoldfashionednerd]

This came to me in a vision

[scarlibis]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Dead Boy Detectives Agency + Random Posts

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[handwrittenhello]

there are so many excellent fics where the boys visit their own graves and there's plenty of angst and it's all very heartbreaking and sweet

but every time i think about it that one meme is the only thing that comes to mind

[xrk-art]

Cucumber jumscare

Inspired by this 👇 @ouchmyghostskin

The Aftermath 🫡

[alltimefail]

Charles: "Hey Edwin, did I leave the spyglass at that witch's house?" *gets huffy when Edwin isn't listening* *affecionately mocks Edwin to get a rise out of him* *Doesn't work, Edwin doesn't respond* *Visibly flounders a bit* "Sooooo you've been spending a lot of time with Monty!! You!!! And Monty!!! Spending a lot of time!!! Together!!! Don't forget we're trying to leave Port Townsend!!"

Edwin: *puts book down* *gives Charles the undivided attention and reassurance he so clearly is craving* *apologizes*

Charles, without even the slightest hesitation: 😍

... so yeah basically he's whipped, your honor. I rest my case

[fandomfoundmyart]

oh my god edwin pick a struggle (affectionate)

[shaylogic]

[jaysbraindump]

Made a bunch of these because this show has taken over my brain

[2deadboys]

Crystal: honestly. im really into dumb, nice guys. just no thoughts, head empty, pretty face.

Edwin: I have to say your taste does have some merit to it. There is definitely an appeal to a- what did Niko call it.. ah, yes- a 'himbo'.

Charles: ... hey wait a second-

[goodoldfashionednerd]

Oh, so when people say they want to crawl under their significant other's skin to be with them forever, it's cute and quirky, but when I, David the demon-

[nomorenightingaless]

something something charles being so aware of the narrative and its tropes and still managing to change it. yes this is like Orpheus and euridice,yes I will bring you back from hell despite the stories. yes I will look back anyway. no you will not be left here even after I do so. Yes you are doomed to be followed by the doll head spider . yes I will destroy it with my bombs anyways.

Charles Rowland I love you so fucking much, never change

[crispyliza]

"Can be read as romantic or platonic"

Romantic it is then ✨️

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

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[emi-the-gremlin]

Eggwin and Chegg