#dbda shitpost

[goodoldfashionednerd]

Niko Sasaki wearing these bad boys

You agree

[shaylogic]

Bonus gif:

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Dead Boy Detectives Agency + Random Posts

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[handwrittenhello]

there are so many excellent fics where the boys visit their own graves and there's plenty of angst and it's all very heartbreaking and sweet

but every time i think about it that one meme is the only thing that comes to mind

[alltimefail]

Charles: "Hey Edwin, did I leave the spyglass at that witch's house?" *gets huffy when Edwin isn't listening* *affecionately mocks Edwin to get a rise out of him* *Doesn't work, Edwin doesn't respond* *Visibly flounders a bit* "Sooooo you've been spending a lot of time with Monty!! You!!! And Monty!!! Spending a lot of time!!! Together!!! Don't forget we're trying to leave Port Townsend!!"

Edwin: *puts book down* *gives Charles the undivided attention and reassurance he so clearly is craving* *apologizes*

Charles, without even the slightest hesitation: 😍

... so yeah basically he's whipped, your honor. I rest my case

[2deadboys]

Crystal: honestly. im really into dumb, nice guys. just no thoughts, head empty, pretty face.

Edwin: I have to say your taste does have some merit to it. There is definitely an appeal to a- what did Niko call it.. ah, yes- a 'himbo'.

Charles: ... hey wait a second-

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

One thing that's confused me since I first watched dbda is why does Charles tell Crystal to meet him upstairs in episode 1? I know the Doylist reason is so that Crystal could see Niko without Charles being there, but what's the Watsonian reasoning? Why could Charles not just walk up the stairs with her?

Anyway my theory is that, like any dead 16 year old with any self respect and no reason to fear fall damage, Charles likes to climb up the outside walls pretending to be spiderman. Just shimmies up whatever drain pipe is convenient.

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

some payneland emojis for the beloved mutuals <3

bonus problematic fave girlboss (in the end, aren't we all just chewing and shaking edwin around?)

[1asbrightasthestars3]

Will we ever learn?

We've been here before.

[jaysbraindump]

Part five? Part five

[imakitastrophe]

this was such a funny concept to me i just Had To

earlier parts are here!

[goodoldfashionednerd]

This came to me in a vision

[shaylogic]

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

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[remusfinglupin]

Idk if I ship them but this works either platonically or romantically so yeah

[alltimefail]

Trust me @netflix, season 2 of Dead Boy Detectives would heal a lot of people (speaking from experience). Go ahead and undo that silly little cancellation that we know you regret. We won't hold it against you, we just want our successful ghost show back.