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...I took the habit to make weird cryptid noises when I'm upset and do it around people too now
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
#therian#therianthropy#alterhuman#therian things#alterhumanity#toxic traits#alterhuman toxic trait#otherkin#cryptidkin#cryptid creature#cryptid noises
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#goblincore#goblin culture#goblin vibes#goblin community#local cryptid#dungeons and dragons#Real life magic#Be the light you want to see in the world#goblin mode#goblin things#goblin posting#goblin king#unintelligible goblin noises
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i think he wants a hug
[ drawn by babezord ]
#unintelligible goblin noises#cryptidcore#cryptid#creaturecore#hug#goblinposting#chaoscore#aesthetic#cryptid hugs#i love him#i think he needs a name too#suggestions!?!?!
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💀:|| grabs hade for coloring practice
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Welcome to the club!
After accumulating over three decades of data, I have concluded definitively that Growing Up™ is a scam and henceforth I will be opting out and becoming an ageless Cryptid like Peter Pan.
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come closer. i am a normal moth
#mothman#cryptid#delta green#operation: silent mountain#obsessed with drawing this thing like it's a pterosaur. it's very shaped#[HIGH PITCHED SQUEAKING NOISES]
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Prompt 289
While Bruce was lost in time, he made a Deal.
He doesn’t exactly mention it to his family when he comes back- he was more than a little busy trying to figure out what he missed, where his children were, what the fuck had even happened. Besides, he’d put it in the report that he’d encountered some sort of primordial time being- even if he was still investigating that on his down time.
So he thinks he can be forgiven for forgetting to mention anything until Clark drops a cup while staring at him with a pale expression and shakily asks why there’s a second, slower heartbeat in his chest. He just also wishes it wasn’t in the middle of a League meeting.
#Prompts#DPxDC#DCxDP#De-aged Danny#Clockwork is Not Kronus#Danny is Not Ghost King#Shadow Core Danny#Bruce also has a shadow core hence why he was chosen out of everyone#Shadow cores are rare because they are pretty much the epitome of Adapting & I Want To Live#Halfas have to rebuild their flesh bodies from scratch hence why Baby#Does this count as Mpreg#Bruce doesn’t see it as such but once the kids stop freaking out they’re going to use this for mischief#Y’know what’d be even funnier for this?#Cryptid Batfam#Liminal Batfamily#They weren’t aware of it at first but they can now use it for shenanigans & pranking the League#Why yes Clark thought the rumbling-hissing noise of the Cores was normal for the batfam#there are many misunderstandings thanks to no one communicating
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i am going to be thinking about these shots from the season 2 video ALL WEEK
#bigtop burger#btb#especially the cabinet of dr caligari one#are u fucking kidding me#and THE CRYPTIDS#THE CRYPTIDS#Guys this series is SO MECORE IT HURTS#the noise i made when i saw mothman
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When I die, I want to be left in the woods for the moss and fungi to inhabit my bones with a sign that says "beware all ye who stumble upon the teeth stealing goblin", is that too much to ask for?
#goblincore#gremlincore#cryptidcore#cryptid core#dirtcore#forestcore#unintelligible goblin noises#crowcore
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The Wayne doll house
Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.
The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.
It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.
There was nothing there when he went back.
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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.
The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.
So civilian it was.
Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.
"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."
"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.
"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."
Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.
"I think.... I would be best for that."
The team stared.
"Batsy?"
Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.
"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."
"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."
"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."
Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.
"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."
Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."
"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"
"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."
For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.
"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."
"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"
"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.
Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.
"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."
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"Alien?"
"No."
"Reanimated corpse?"
"No."
"Uh... Demon?"
"Hm. No."
"You're not just a meta human, are you?"
"No."
"Vampire?"
"No."
"Robot??"
"No."
"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"
"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.
"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."
"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."
Flash groaned again.
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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!
'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.
So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.
With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.
"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."
The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.
He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.
The click of the door jerked his head up.
Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.
Flash screamed.
Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing
#batman#Possessed doll au#bruce wayne#justice league#cryptid batman#Cryptid batfam#Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth#They've all got nutcracker jaws#I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine#So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover#Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking#They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock#With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to#High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy#Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over#And nearly screamed XD#long post#long tags
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Warriors audio book be like
*in serious adult man voice* MRROWWWW >:(
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you watch, horrified, as i peel off my skin. i am not who you thought i was, instead revealing myself as a disgusting, wretched creature.
all the candles in your house are gone.
#i want more candles but i always forget to blow them out#so im not allowed to have them in my room :((#we have this blueberry candle from a local farm and it smells so good i can smell it now#creature posting#creaturecore#creature#gremlincore#goblincore#unintelligible goblin noises#bugsoda#cryptidcore#eldritchcore#cryptid#eldritch
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the shidoulings are mentally sick in the head and
#milgram#milgram fanart#shidou kirisaki#kazui mukuhara#not tagging 0507 but it's there if you squint#wait no i am actually#0507#kazushidou#they are their own species now….#shidoulings….#they spawn from 0507 love#they can multiply by eating#they like corn dogs#they skitter around like little insects#they trip and fall and squirm#they are non violent creatures#unless it's among themselves then they'll fight#kazui is reconsidering his life choices#it’s no longer a matter of feeling shame for being gay it’s now “should i really be in a relationship that defies the laws of nature”#they’re like pikmin but without the cute noises#they just stare at you without a single thought in their tiny heads#amane hates them#she puts them in containers#catches them like this -> 🪤#debating whether she actually kills them#oh yeah thank you for discussing this with me lee this was very important#can’t believe i went and made milgram shidou cryptid au all because of a shitpost i drew#chibi's art/rkgk
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All i need in life is to look like this
#unintelligible goblin noises#cryptid core#cryptid#bastardcore#goblin culture#goblinposting#goblin#goblincore#gremlin#cryptidcore#gremlincore#aesthetic#forest#forestcore#uncanny
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hisses as someone turns the lights on
#goblincore#goblin culture#goblin vibes#goblin things#goblin community#cryptidcore#eldritchcore#goblin behaviour#unintelligible goblin noises#local cryptid
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