#bugsoda

[bugsoda]

fuck “passing”, i want people to be so confused about my gender they blow up

[onespookygoblin]

oh wait you didnt actually rb that as much as i thought. carry on

hold on i’m bouta do something silly

[girl-hobbit]

just realized there are a lot of people named "Bug" on this webbed site... and many of them are my mutuals/followers? what does thbis mean 🤔

[mossandmeatcule]

WHO IS CHIP

god i dont even wanna talk about that guy, i fucking hate him

-karl

[thehalftrollscholar]

WOW! Now Bugsoda! Two of the coolest creatures and cryptids are following me!

[n4682]

fuck i lost track sorry.

you were right with the previous one

[bugsoda]

“you’re so hot” ok but am i unsettling? do i seem eerie to you? give you a bit of the heebie jeebies? when i walk into a room do you feel a chill down your spine?

sometimes i think that beauty is all that matters to you people smh

[onespookygoblin]

wuh oh cant let you starve!!

uhh

here, eat my dust

HELL YEAH TONIGHT I FEAST

[girl-hobbit]

wanted to send you some gnomes but when i was looking for pictures there were an abnormal amount of mooning/peeing ones for some reason?? what is this. why is this. anyway you’re welcome.

OMG 😂

yeah i've seen these in the garden store before, maybe it has something to do with the lore of them being mischievous/irreverent? 🤔 it's funny regardless 😂

[girl-hobbit]

Oh no

No

NOOOOO

[mossandmeatcule]

item

we quickly swarm the bag and grab for it creating a cartoonish cloud of dust with sparks flying out and indistinguishable yelling and when the dust clears

we’re sitting in a circle eating the gummies calmly and talking about our interests and laughing together :3

[n4682]

shrocs

life imitates art

[bugsoda]

*mischievous giggle*

*scurries back into darkness on all fours*

[girl-hobbit]

oh no

oh no no no

AAAAAAAAH

i was too attractive 😔

[onespookygoblin]

once upon a time there was a squirrel. his name was frederico. federico was not a normal squirrel, he was a SUPER SQUIRREL. he ate a piece of pizza. mmmmmm

i steal fredrico’s pizza >:D

[girl-hobbit]

HEY BESTIE

im bored so im crawling into ur mailbox

@bugsoda hehe hi bestie!! :3