Been thinking about the Raph n Cass QPR and the ways it could totally (intentionally or unintentionally) mess with 2012, specifically Raph and/or Casey
So heres a bunch of vague ideas not set explicitly in any of the Part Turtle Casey AUs that ive been talking about with @redhoods-baby-boy over on my main account @help-i-need-a-cool-username
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2012: how do you know each other?
Cass, tied to a chair: we're partners
2012: partners in what? Crime? Interior design? A law firm?
Cass: in life, in parenting
2012: ...what do you mean?
Cass: i mean he's the father of my child
12 Raph: *spit take* *choking*
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12 Raph: *is getting worked up*
Cass: *reaches over and scratches a specific spot on Raph*
12 Raph: *dopey smile* *churrs for a moment* *falls asleep*
2012: what... did you just do?
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R Raph: *leans into Cass*
Cass: *starts petting his head*
R Raph: thanks babe
R Raph: *gets comfortable*
12 Casey: *sitting across the room with a bag of chips and mouth dropped open*
they popped off when they casted tom cruise in rock of ages. i cant listen to paradise city or pour some sugar on me anymore unless its the cast recording
Has anyone ever explained how they got Tom Cruise to do Rock of Ages? Tom Cruise is not the first or even 100th name I think of when I hear the words campy rock musical. I'm not complaining it's just a big departure from the Tom Cruise we all know. They had him in chaps and a thong, swinging around on a stripper pole, a wild codpiece and gun Adonis belt tattoos.
Stacee Jaxx performing "Wanted Dead or Alive" went straight to the vagina. As did his "I'm a slave to rock and roll" monologue leading to the duet of "I Want To Know What Love Is". His drunken, jaded, lonely, aged rockstar really did something for me. I'd let him sing into my butthole, I'd pour my sugar on him.
I would not be mad if he did another musical. His voice ain't bad. Someone call his agent or David Miscavige and have them get on that.
That whole musical is a fever dream and really majority of the casting is unexpected. One day I'll do a rundown of its craziness.