#crowley is a little shit

[bingothedingo666]

Snakey Sunday: Silly Hats Edition

What's a snake demon to do when he wants to get dressed up for a night on the town? Hats of course! Which one is your favorite? (Cowboy hat is mine)

Bonus:

I was googling silly hats for research purposes and came across this one. Seems like the perfect hat for an outing at the local pool.

[weirdlynotspecific]

Crowley: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Aziraphale : What's that?

Crowley: Remorse code.

Aziraphale : I'm even angrier now.

[emaxou]

Instructions unclear 📕 Crowley Edition

Gabriel edition : part 1, part 2, part 3 🧡🧡🧡

[emaxou]

I know who is winning

Suppose it’s as good a time as any to share these too

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

[blewsee]

they make me so sick in the head it’s actually unreal

[fearandhatred]

listen that good omens lockdown phone call is literally WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING everything they tell each other goes in one ear and straight out the other it's kind of incredible

aziraphale hints so many times that crowley could come over if he wanted and does crowley get the hint? no! and then afterwards crowley says outright that he could visit him, and does aziraphale accept? NO! I AM GOING TO THROTTLE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[avoicebehindthestars]

Bitter divorceé Crowley 😂😂😂

Today Crowley knows that it's a pretty low blow to wish someone a terrible adaptation of their favorite book, but he still couldn't help a demonic intervention into the Netflix adaptation of Dorian Gray for spite.

[demonir]

Aziraphale and Crowley as the Little Twin Stars 💙⭐🩷

I got the idea in my head and couldn't get it out till I drew it.

There's a transparent more Sanrio style flat color version under the cut ↓

If you want to use the transparent version you can as long as you credit me and don't erase my name off the image 👍

[beebopboom]

yknow what it’s a fucking missed opportunity that Aziraphale didn’t drive the Bentley when he was body swapped with Crowley since he technically had a license

like cmon imagine Crowley’s face when Aziraphale pulled up to the park in the Bentley

[weirdlynotspecific]

So I realized I like Good Omens Harry Potter crossovers. Except most of these include Zira and Crowley getting wands.

I- I feel like giving the king of the M25 A FUCKING WAND is a hilariously bad idea and I love it so much oh my gosh. Just Crowley running around causing chaos in the wizard world while Aziraphale is like "I DON'T KNOW HIM WE'VE NEVER MET" and everyone's like "you're literally married oh my god why did someone give a demon a wand"

[emaxou]

Aziraphale doesn't know what the hell is a "filter", but blessing be upon your "Snap-chat" whatever it happen to be.

[katt1e]

Hi!

Here's some crowlee

Bonus:

Here's an aripiprazole

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Frame Redraw!

Not seeing many people talking about it, but for me this scene was more touching.

Aziraphale's love for humans and Earth was more visible here than in episode 2 in my opinion, and I really wanted to make some art out of it. So I redrew the frame, though with some other interpretations.

Anyways, loved doing this, spiced it with some art-nouveau style.

Also I have the linearts too if you want to color it. I know, Tumblr isn't the best with HQ quality. But if you want to color it, comment and I'll add a link to reach them. ^^

And here's the fully rendered painting, with the frame too.

(Sorry I removed the beard, I couldn't stop myself. But the bowtie stays on)

(I had a strong will to paint the bebe's hair/wing color black/yellow because of the Bentley, but it reminded me too much of Castiel then)

Here's the drive file for all you lovely people who'd love to color it too!!

With PNG and PDF files too either with or without backgrounds ^^

[sentientsky]

fun fact! contrary to popular belief, the “Final Fifteen” is actually a misnomer, considering the fact that it’s consumed the last five fuckign months of my singular, finite life :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

T-48 hours to Armageddon (when we watch me finish GO Season 2), I want to make a statement. and a will.

I've been getting a lot of ominous statements from the fandom. They've become increasingly concerned for my mental stability and even survival post the season two finale (thanks guys). I feel like as mascot I need to make some kind of statement, in case I do not survive the Final Fifteen. Maybe a will. Don't worry, this contains no spoilers (?) and no speculations or fanfiction about season 3. It is simply My Dramatic Outpouring of Poetic Emotion.

Firstly, @neil-gaiman, good day to you, Neil, this is the first interview (?) I have watched of yours. And I see you said "quiet, gentle and romantic" which until now I was kind of assuming was a fandom inside joke. I'm glad I know what to expect going into the second half of season two. In case I do not survive, thank you very much for this journey, you have created a masterpiece. I think I will watch Coraline in the next 48 hours since I am living on borrowed time and I do very much want to watch that before it all ends.

Secondly, to all the maggots, thank you very much for kidnapping me and dragging me into this beautiful pain with you. I do not think I will survive the Final Fifteen. I fell for Crowley and Aziraphale too deeply. But all my love to you, and I hope you will ensure my memory lives on. Take my posts and my meagre contributions, for they are yours. Maybe @1800ineedshelp, Lina, you can ask the maggot choir to sing Eleimon Aegovoskos (for those unaware, that is a hymn I wrote for Crowley) at my funeral, if my body is found and not discorporated. @queermarzipan I need you to mention my love for Drarry.

I have already put a POTC post in queue, maybe I'll add a few more so I linger painfully on this site even after my mortal remains are resigned to the stardust that Crowley once created.

Thirdly, @howmanyholesinswisscheese, please make the funeral arrangements and pay for them, thank you. You can play Someone to Stay if you like as you cry over your beloved late son (me). I hope I was your favourite (only) problem child and family disappointment.

Those who made art for me, @ivory--raven, @1800ineedshelp, @madfangirlontheloose, @arkytiorlecter, my deep thanks, let it be displayed in lieu of a photo.

Lastly, OFMD fandom, I'm sorry I entered so late. Make sure the show is renewed. Fly your gay flag high for me.

I still have two days, but I'm taking precautions because I'm very organised like that. Take my love, maggots, all of you, I couldn't tag everyone though I want to. May the nightingales sing again.

Your mascot and prophet, very, very dramatically yours,

Asmi