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Homestuck Teen Beach Movie AU
I got thinking on Teen Beach Movie, and realized it's a movie that should be turned into a situational AU for many, many series (The whole scenario, I should mention. Not just the movie in a movie that's a parody of an interpretation of Romeo and Juliet). So... Homestuck..? :) (Sorta Humanstuck as well? The movie stars trolls, even if the canon character is a human, and vice versa for the "real world")
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Jake English and Nepeta Leijon-Vantas both adore exploring around the beach, occasionally with her older brother, Karkat. However, Jake's getting old enough he needs to start getting ready for university, and has been given acceptance to a really good school in another country as a top choice, much to Nepeta's dismay.
But, for one last adventure, they end up getting caught in a freak storm with a massive wave dragging them both under alongside Karkat, who came to help quell any fighting. They end up in Jake's silly movie, (which I haven't a name for, so we're gonna use the name in the original movie) Wet Side Story, with Jake being a fan of both groups (which are based off the dream moon split from both pre-scratch universes(Earth A and Beforus), including the beta kids(Johsan Fyblow(John) is Canus, Ruzena Gliade(Rose) is Virpia, Bedwyr Minsel(Dave) is Gemries, and Diopsi Lapine(Jade) is Pigo)), while Nepeta just wants to go home and Karkat busy critiquing the story of the movie. As in the original film, the longer they're there, the film begins to... assimilate? them into the world, slowly turning them into trolls(all having their signs from Homestuck proper, with Karkat and Nepeta's "birthdays" moved forward a month so they're actually a Cancer(6/12 -> 7/12) and a Leo(7/4 -> 8/4)).
To add to the problems of "going home", Jake and Nepeta accidentally ruin the big scene at the end of Act 1, where the bookish Aranea finally gains the confidence to sing, only to almost fall of the stage, being caught by Cronus, except Nepeta ends up dancing with the violetblood, leaving Jake to catch Ms. Serket. Thus, leading to things falling apart in Film Land.
Thus, (since I'm cutting out the original film's villains; I have a different idea for "villains" in this AU) the story becomes a comedy as Jake and Nepeta need to get Cronus and Aranea back together before the reel runs out, stranding them and Karakt as trolls forever.
Any ideas?
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enby-mushroom · 1 year ago
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 23- (gênero)queer Personagem: Cronus Ampora C ou hc: headcanon
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badlydrawnkankri · 1 year ago
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-- cronusAmpora [CA] began trolling cantankerousGarrulity [CG] --
CA: kan youre a smart guy right?
CA: get a divworce kan. marry *me* instead.
CA: i can treat you right and you knowv it.
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badlydrawncronus · 1 year ago
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is your Trollian handle just cronusAmpora
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girlprince-extraordinaire · 2 years ago
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I love most of the fanmade Cronus chumhandles but nothing hests [CA] cronusAmpora
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badlydrawnkankri · 1 year ago
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-- cronusAmpora [CA] began trolling cantankerousGarrulity [CG] --
CA: lets kiss. wvith flavourslab
-- cronusAmpora [CA] ceased trolling cantankerousGarrulity [CG] --
(may be @badlydrawncronus, may not ;])
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mcstuck · 3 years ago
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is this place creepy or wet?
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Cronus Ampora is Online!!
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My Issue with The Bard Class (Homestuck Rant)
This is complete personal preference, and anyone who bothers to read this has full right to chew me out
So, in Homestuck, the Bard class seems to be both underutilized and confusing as hell. There's only two known ones, Gamzee Makara, and Cronus Ampora. Bards of Rage and Hope respectively. But, my gripe isn't with the purpose of the class. It's the passive destroyer class, counterpart to the Prince. My issue, is with the costume.
As everyone who's mostly read Homestuck knows, we all should know that Gamzee can't die. Literally. Gamzee can't die until Caliborn's final fight with both the Alpha and Beta kids, where Dirk Strider will use his soul powers to suck half of Gamzee's corpse into Lil' Cal, alongside Caliborn and ARquius's souls, making Lord English. As such, when he showed up visiting Jane, his God Tier clothes were ersatz, seeing as to go God Tier, you need to die on your Quest Bed/Cocoon or your Summoning Slab, and Gamzee can't do that. (As we saw in the Ministrife, there was only one Gamzee. There were even multiple of Gamzee's dancestor, Kurloz Makara. Yet, only one Gamzee.) As such, Gamzee's regarded as being "Cod Tier".
Yet, when we see Cronus' alternate God Tier self, his costume also has the titular element of Gamzee's tier; the Codpiece. Yes, I know it's a reference to Bard Quest. But, why is it on the official Bard outfit? Hussie has stated that Calliope's statement about classes being gendered is incorrect, and that anyone can be any class eligible in their session of SBURB. So, why does the real Bard costume have a codpiece? That makes this confusing. Do ladies who obtain Bard class just not have a Codpiece? Does this mean that male Trolls have genitalia? I hope not. We know how grubs are made, just not how the genetic material is given, and I'd like to believe that Trolls aren't sexually dimorphic.
If Gamzee's tier is "Cod Tier", why does this alternate Cronus, a real bard, have a codpiece? I just don't get it.
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val-is-a-nerd · 4 years ago
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im not sorry
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fizzies-selfship-hub · 4 years ago
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Enough wholesome shit here’s some shit memes
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aselfindulgentartblog · 4 years ago
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Disco Dance
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I just love this fish man, leave me alone sob
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There aren’t enough
There aren’t enough Cronus Kinnies, that is all
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fand0mfr3ak · 5 years ago
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Teacher made me an honorary club member today so she could win a Halloween Costume Contest. Everything went according to plan.
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miintyabyss · 5 years ago
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Well... If I can't leave home I might at least put more effort on my drawings. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #sketch #penandink #doodle #instaartist #drawings #pendrawing #inkonpaper #arte #sketches #originalart #sketching #dibujo #pen #myart #fanart #homestuck #homestuckart #homestuckfandom #ampora #cronusampora #cronus https://www.instagram.com/p/B93C6W6pPEu/?igshid=zy8w6ekqj5me
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thecutiephilly · 6 years ago
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The Bard of Hope may seem a little jaded these days, but once he had a deeply abiding faith in magic, and dedicated himself to becoming a great wizard. He became convinced he was hatched to defeat an extraordinarily evil magician, one he swore the angels foretold of. Though when pressed for the name of the man, he would not say it, claiming it was too dangerous to even enunciate. Part of his self-aggrandizing mythos was that this magician once somehow from afar tried to strike him down at a young age, so he would never have to face him. But the evil spell was deflected, sealing the magician's spirit away in a series of unassuming vessels until he could find some other cunning way to enter our universe. The attack supposedly left him with his distinctive scar. But at some point he became disillusioned with magic. If there ever was any truth to his far fetched vision, the legacy of defeating the evil magician would have to be passed on to his descendant, or if his descendant proved to be as much of a failure as he did, then perhaps on some other Hero of Hope. I'm unsure why he suffered this crisis of faith, aside from the obvious reasons having to do with an overall lack of character, or any other redeeming qualities. Perhaps someone talked him out of his beliefs. Maybe a friend close to him. Or, if one is to believe his fantasy held any water, perhaps someone who was in league with the evil magician. "
- Aranea
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