#hs was a mistake

[monteruu]

posting this way after everyone else but it was fun to do :)

[image id: mini digital illustrations of various characters from homestuck in a grid format with 9 squares.

square 1: closeup of john egbert and jade harley both smiling. jade is excitedly hugging john and squishing the sides of their faces together. text above them saying "fav betas!!!".

square 2: roxy lalonde smiling widely while posing with one hand tucked under her face and her other arm raised high like she's waving. her pink scarf is trailing behind her. text next to her says "fav alpha" with a winking emoticon.

square 3: kanaya maryam holding the matriorb with both of her hands off to the side and she has a nonplussed expression. text next to her says "Favorite Beta Troll".

square 4: close up of terezi pyrope smiling deviously and messy hair that covers parts of her face. text beside her says "don't really look like her but i vibe with her hardcore lol".

square 5: portrait of artist drawn in the hero mode style. they have long curly hair held back by a green bandana with matching green glasses. his shirt has a green apple. text next to them says "das me" with an arrow pointing towards them.

square 6: john egbert is floating in his god tier outfit as his hood flows around him. he has a small smile and his hands interlocked over his chest in a relaxed pose. text underneath him says "love this one a whole lot <3".

square 7: john egbert and dave strider drawn in a variation of their sprite style. john is looking over at dave while smiling with his arms behind his back and one foot kicking up. dave has his hands in his pockets and is sweating. text above them says "fav ship johndave no contest".

square 8: kanaya maryam and jade harley next to each other with jade leaning one arm onto kanaya's shoulder and both of them smiling at each other. kanaya is wearing her green dress outfit with a gray turtleneck underneath and a pink waist sash. jade is wearing her winter outfit with a red puffy jacket and electric blue dress and black leggings. she is wearing her lunchbox headphones as well. text above them says "fav outfits" with a smiling emoticon.

square 9: alpha rose with purple yarn wrapped around her fists and posed for battle. text beside her says "Fav guardian Alpha Rose". end image id]

(original layout under the cut)

[cringefail-clown]

okay lets do this: 5k likes on this post and ill read hivebent from start to finish without dipping halfway through. ill also liveblog it. no listening to lets read homestuck allowed, gotta do this the old fashioned way - by reading all the walls of text myself

[fefnepz]

Day 97

[glitterypopcorn]

its a roxy :3

[aradidnt]

Jane crocker from you?

Jane 'i can get away with anything if im hot' Crocker for u anon

love how they made her the second coming of hitler-trump AND a child abuser u go girl (¿?)

[alternianavenues]

Boom! Fantroll Fanart! (Fantrollart? Fanartroll?)

@youralternia-asks @quiescent-trolls @fantrollology

Dorian, Alkiss, and JC!

As a thank you for giving me such a warm welcome to the fantroll community!!

[disguisedcheezed]

i don't trust people who see hs2/hsbc as canon. it's more or less the same as the paradox space comics, pesterquest, and friendism.

official ≠ canon. it's as simple as that.

the hs epilogues started with people saying, "don't like, don't read," and it's CLEARLY labelled 'dubiously canon' and formatted like an ao3 fanfic. hs2 is on an entirely different site to homestuck.

[corvinearcher]

Prom night.

[notebookpapers]

“once you read homestuck you can never go back” no u don’t understand sometimes I have so many thoughts in my head about homestuck that I talk out loud to myself bc otherwise I will simply implode

[ofantediluvian]

The littlest things give Dove euphoria

[heckypants]

quest beds

[rg11]

This is the worst thing ever

I hate it I hate this!!!!!

[nana2009]

not sure if you still like okegom or are taking requests but could you draw yandere idate obsessed with rock or shirogane :333

helloo! yes i still like okegom, im just not that obsessed with it anemonemore (_ _') u kno how new hyperfixations go....

but i still very much enjoy yandere >:3

[sunflowerseraph]

Living dead giiiiirl

[karkart]

rare lesbians sighting

[insufferable-homestuck]

GWAAAAAHAVAHAHA just finished reading the hs^2 update, here's some notes with the least amount of spoilers I can manage

the art is AMAZING the gifs are back baby and you can tell how much work is put into every single one of these, i had to stop myself from downloading all the panels just cause they looked pretty

I caught some references to.. "recent" memes i guess? [ you can't exactly call "little lad who loves berries and cream" recent but the other two were ] they felt super out of place <— which made them WONDERFULLY DELIGHTFUL you will not catch me slandering them here, i loved them, caught me off guard, loved them

they're taking this in the most amazing direction it can go, cliffhanger for the new species (( on what's called a .bro file which. OUGH so good ily ult dirk you're weird )) arasol complicated relationship, sollux roxy friendship!! terezi and ult dirk being on each others cocks, john facing his own emotions agAIN, oh and terezi also had to!! yay! development. so good

i rate this update a 10/10, 5/5 caps man, i felt like a kid on christmas morning, this is the closest I'll get to experiencing the joy of Homestuck updating back in the day, the site even bugs!! cause everyone is on it!! like the good ol days I never experienced, but I'm experiencing them now in this own weird way and what a beautiful thing that is

and to the new management that's holding this comic in their chokehold rn, i love you and hope you're well, I'll kiss your hand like you're a priest