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this is literally the saddest fucking image. you wouldn't understand.
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in the name of the father.
and of the son.
and of the holy spirit.
amen.
#closing my eyes as i press post#homestuck#john egbert#I DO NOT CONTROL THE JOHN EGBERT TO BIBLE SYMBOLISM#its always in my brain#disguisedtalking#OH i LOOOOOVE how the image color sequence are red green blue HA HA HA HA HA#i am normal about john egbert leave me alone#today in john egbert is christian/catholic(not hte same but im vibing)#roman catholic specifically(because im roman cahtolic)
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Jealousy is a disease and it's Dirk Strider creating the epilogues that spiralled to create the HS2 website because he wants to be the special boy with a story created about him(self) where he stands in a room with his signature color dominating the environment symbolizing his ownership over the narrative.
#dirk strider#ultimate dirk#ult dirk#disguisedtalking#is this a john parallel? yes. they're narrative foils. that's the whole point.
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John had them narrate how Bro is outrageously awesome three times in a row. I thought we think he was lame as shit a couple hundred pages ago man. He even thinks the anime glasses are cool. Whats wrong with you.
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I'm thinking about this specific panel again. He's doing the fist clenching. So anime~! Wow!
Is this whole panel inverted to imply that he's in anime that his silhouette towards the audience looks like Dirk? Amazing deduction! Haha, I am fucking delusional.
WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?!
It's actually John Egbert.
Fuck you.
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If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.
#dirkjohn#ult dirk#ultimate dirk#hsbc#homestuck beyond canon#hs^2#disguisedtalking#NARRATIVE FOILS GONNA NARRATIVE FOIL OR JAIL FOR EVER AND EVER FOR ENTERNITY#ult dirkjohn
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I really like this part of The Homestuck Puppet show where Dirk and John looked at each other. They should kiss.
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your attempts to assign DirkJohn to a quadrant is FULTILE. Human romance? NOT EVEN CLOSE.
You are PRETTY SURE they were MAKING OUT on the couch 2 months ago. Two weeks ago they appeared to have several arguments and started BEATING EACH OTHER UP. You asked them three days ago what their problem was, and they told you they were "good" this whole time and "It's just for fun". Now they just appeared on the news for making a PRANK that FLOODED HALF OF THE CITY.
What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!
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#disguisedtalking#dirkjohn#even their height difference is accurate oh my gooood#dirk strider is 6 feet and 3 inches john is 5 feet and 4 inches#its real fight me
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John really likes to annoy Dirk and see him irritated until Dirk genuinely smiles for once he gets SO MUCH CUTENEES AGRESSION he wants to punch objects to dust and eat it with an inner monologue repeating "KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM"
But for Dirk, he could detect when John is Not actually expressing the real emotions he's showing, until John Genuinely smiles after a crying session which Dirk DID NOT expect. He's getting cuteness agression but the calm way with his inner monologue saying "I'm in heaven." and he just wants to hold John in his arms forever.
> John looks so calm and smiley all the time but he's actually very violent and when he's very mad he would love to punch everything and make them explode to prevent himself from thinking about anything.
> Dirk looks destructive and intimidating but he's actually just a guy who likes to hold someone's hand and blush in anime.
#dirkjohn#john egbert#dirk strider#homestuck#disguisedtalking#john does NOT have a blank/empty state of mind. (he (also) has adhd TO ME)(hashtag projection)(and it fits!!)#just as dirk over thinks about how much he HATES himself -#john over thinks to cover up his trauma effectively using these violent thoughts as a distraction#and it also cost him not being able to feel or describe his emotions anymore because of repression#JOHN IS AN OVER THINKER WHO OVER THINKS HIMSELF INTO FEELIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING(repression)(jsut like me fr)(but to be fr dont do this)#dirk wants john carnally(holding hands) while john wants dirk carnally(cannibalism)#dirk and john are both audhd but in a parallel way too im serious
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jogn egbert. 🧡
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I found this on pinterest, and I'm obsessed.
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Something something loss of innocence and loss of connection.
#disguisedtalking#im just really obsessed with these images in particualr. you know me.... the dirkjohn guy..#the usual
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one john analysis won't hurt, right? what could possibly go wrong.
There's 3 different analysis going here; John and his relation to POV and Hands(pretty incomplete), John whump and hurt/comfort Dirkjohn post canon plotting/analysis(?) lol. (I made these in the span of 5 hours.)
This was the message being replied to that led me to do the dirkjohn plotting lol. Edit is mine. :3
obligatory codependency gif.
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Pesterquest dirkjohn parallels real.
John gave himself an existential crisis when he retconned back in time and little John saw him LOL. Ult Dirk just took little Dirk away. That BITCH. Why did MSPA reader even had that choice FUCK.
I'm Normal. *covered in blood*
#disguisedtalking#dirkjohn#pesterquest#they literally positioned john to be inches taller than dirk made him hold his cheek I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#HES STANDING ON A STOOL DONT LET HIM FOOL YOU
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