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jennyarmina · 2 months ago

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While in university, I was obscenely into Hannibal and I'll never forget the time that I had repairmen in my apartment and had to vacate for a bit. When I returned I kept receiving weird looks. Couldn't figure out for the life of me what it was until I remembered that I had huge, incredibly gay Hannigram fanart posted on the wall like proudly displayed fine china and I forgot to take it down. Full on cannibal balls. I hope those blue collar men enjoyed seeing their bloody lovemaking, really sets the tone for asbestos removal.

#oh my god why did anyone associate with me in university #I used to walk around with a Hannigram phone case #wish i was joking #hannigram #hannibal #nbc hannibal #toxic old man yaoi

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scramratz · 6 months ago

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If your commission is taking a long time, I’m sorry. A week feels like 20 minutes for me

#wish I was joking #it’s kinda scary

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murderbeast · 8 days ago

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somebody just tried to evangelize me at a frog pond

#wish i was joking

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missdynamighttt · 27 days ago

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can we please normalize respecting authors who have requests closed? thankyou.

#hiiii <3 #wish i was joking

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80smen-fanclub · 11 months ago

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⚠️🎀!CLIPS MOVING FAST!🎀⚠️

I have nothing to say, I’m in a state of writing by myself a fanfic for myself

#i cried making this #wish i was joking #mash #mash 4077 #mashposting #m*a*s*h 4077 #mashblogging #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #edit #hawkeye

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junglejim4322 · 2 months ago

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Dissociative issues so bad your arguments get hard wiped from both of your memories and everything’s fine again

#wish I was joking

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melanthiosthescreamer · 10 months ago

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one hour into the ao3 maintenance run, im already considering cocaine

#ao3 #ao3 shutdown #ao3 maintenance #hahahah #wish i was joking #pain.

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httyd-nerd · 5 days ago

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Welcome to Northern Ireland. When it's not raining 24/7 it's wild fire season

#wish i was joking #there are so many moss fires rn

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fairer-tales · 9 months ago

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i relate to john watson in that, yes, my suffering is endless but it is also just like. the littlest things 90% of the time.

#and i constantly have issues with self checkouts #wish i was joking #other 10% is The Horrors #john watson #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock & co #sh&co

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damosmith · 2 months ago

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need to stop opening tumblr in public tell me why the 60-something year old lady sitting next to me at the doctors office just saw fanart of peter strahm tied up and whimpering ..

#the shame #is immense #saw #saw posting #wish i was joking

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altliviadunham · 1 month ago

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i finally have a job interview today and istg if i don’t get it imma enter my villain era

#seolyn talks #wish i was joking #it’s been five months and like 2432457 applications #gimme a job #i know i will hate it after a week #but at least i will get money for it

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eepyava · 11 months ago

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“Aw remember that time he-“

Remember that time he had you sobbing and holding onto your life sized stuff animal crying to God why you weren’t good enough? Yeah. Thats what I thought.